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Fandom Radio :: Wednesday, January 19.
Shunsui: Ahhhhh, good morning, Kūkaku-chan ♥! Good morning, Fandom Island ♥! You like us; you really like us ♥!
Kūkaku: Although why is entirely beyond me. Is this island completely filled with morons and idiots? I'd almost think Holmes was behind all this just to irritate me, but this whole thing is too freakin' stupid for him to want to be even remotely associated with it.
Shunsui: Shhhh, shhhh ♥. Shush, my buxom beauty, and enjoy the sake, the company, and the joy of bringing the news of the day to everyone on the island ♥.
Kūkaku: Isn't it a bit early for sake, you drunken cow?
Shunsui: Never ♥! See, the squirrels quite agree ♥.
Kūkaku: Yeah, well, the squirrels are drunken rats with stupid fluffy tails, so there you go. Just pass me the notes instead. I wanna get this over and done with. I got office hours to keep.
Yeah, that's right, I'd rather hold office hours than do this. Ain't ya glad you wasted your vote now?
Shunsui: Tsk, tsk, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Is that anyway to talk to our adoring fans ♥? But you're right, we best give them what they want ♥. So, on with the news, and we'll start with the lovely SCHOOL ♥ and our lovely Kūkaku-chan's Chemistry class were to partner up to create heat...♥
Kūkaku: It was not at all what I know you're thinking it was.
Shunsui: My version is much more interesting ♥. Cindy-chan's Intro to the 21st Century class go over the basics of television and watch a Mister What show ♥.
For Science is Awesome Exclamation Point Exclamation Point Exclamation Point, Rikku-chan caught onto the hot cocoa for your students fever as yours truly tends to do ♥, and held a class about the weather and a little bit of chaos theory ♥. There was some huddling in blankets by the fire during the lecture...hopefully with each other ♥! Cold weather is wonderful for snuggling together, don't you think so...Kūkaku-chan ♥?
Kūkaku: The heat is back on, asshole, don't even think about it.
Shunsui: Cuddling or no cuddling, they all discussed weather where they're from. Hank the Idiot thinks weather is a funny word. Because he's an idiot.
Kūkaku: He's gotta be. He works for you.
Shunsui: Heeeey. Plenty of non-idiots work for me, Kūkaku-chan. In fact, all of the people except Hank are non-idiots ♥. There's more watching television in Alaric's Paranormal Acitivty class, this time a movie about werewolves. I hope they were sexy werewolves ♥.
Kūkaku: You would. And, hey, look, there's your stupid class where you talked about nonviolence and then made your students march in the snow to the diner for a fake protest.
Shunsui: It was so much fun ♥! Rinoa-chan was quite quiet in the library, as one probably should be ♥, and Henry the Librarian was there, too, with mindless librarian tasks ♥.
Kūkaku: In office hours, Crichton's tryin' to keep his fingers warm by typin'; I guess that's one way to do it. Skywalker decides to clean like a girl, and Leia come by to hug him. Like a girl. Hugging. What's wrong with these families here?
Skywalker's a popular guy, though, so he probably didn't get a whole lot of that cleaning done, what with Tara coming to talk to him about Raven and Deadpool coming to talk to him about his being a girl, and everythin'. Then Rinoa's there to apologize, and Jono fails at lurking. Jono, it's not a good sign if Skywalker's gotta check to make sure you ain't hangin' around any cliffs; I can't have some stupid cliff hanger as my TA, kid.
Shunsui: Are those all the school notes?
Kūkaku:: Yup. Onto the DORMS. Claudia's got chemical heat packs in the third floor common room. Good girl! Make' em go boom next time. Scully offers to help, so between the two of them, there's got to be an explosion, right? I hope so. Otherwise, consider me disappointed.
Katniss and Wesley had a date in the sixth floor common room, because that's nice and classy. Note to anyone who might wanna steal Wesley's thunder, apparently, food's the way to Katniss' heart.
A lot of people stayed curled up in bed yesterday, what with them not having power or other ways to keep war--no, Kyōraku, I do not mean sex, wipe that look off your ugly face. Percy, fer example, who got a visit from Luke, who made a heater and then asked about Percy punching some kid named Jason. I obviously have no idea what happened, because I don't care, but I bet that Jason kid deserved it.
Shunsui: No one deserved to be punched, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Only loved ♥!
Kūkaku: Ugh, you're the worst. Anyway, Ender's pulled out of sleep by the sound of his dying laptop battery, just in time for Ben to come and crawl into his bed to help keep him warm.
Shunsui: See, Kūkaku-chan, there is se--
Kūkaku: I says absolutely nothin' about that in here, Kyōraku, so don't even start. I gotta look at that kid in my class. Kate's not only cold, but also hungover-
Shunsui: Best cure for a hangover is more booze ♥!
Kūkaku: Sure, Kate, do that and be like this pillar of good character and society here next to me. Or just be akward with Bod more when he visits. That works, too. Nathan visited her, too, and apparantly thinks the state of his cock should be broadcast over radio, but I don't want to make everyone sick so early in the mornin', so yer out of luck, Nathan. Next time, you try out for radio and have idiots vote for us and then you can tell us all about your cock as much as you want, and don't you even think of getting any ideas, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: Heeeeee ♥.
Kūkaku: And Nathan, it seems, was cold, too, until Kate must have texted him because that's when he went over to her room...
Shunsui: And now we know more about the state of his cock ♥.
Kūkaku: ARE YOU EVEN NECESSARY??? You don't even read shit, you just sit there and be gross.
Shunsui: That's because you take all the notes...
Kūkaku: FINE. Here! You read them. I need a smoke break anyway.
Shunsui: I don't know if you should smoke in here, Kūkaku-chan...
Kūkaku: If you can drink, I can smoke. Now read.
Shunsui: You are at your cutest when you're upset, Kūkaku-chan ♥! Nico was bored and painted his nail with magic marker, and a huddling Chuck got a visit from his sister, lovely Ellie-chan with whom he shared blankets and talked about his daaaaaaaaate ♥.
Kūkaku: Shared his blankets? No kicking or yelling? What's wrong with families here??
Shunsui: I think they call that normal, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Anyway, the girls who had slumber party on the sixth floor woke up, and Jacob came up looking for food and electricity and left with a date with Quinn-chan ♥! Much better, especially since the date involved breaksfast ♥. Maybe we should get breakfast after this, Kū--
Kūkaku: No.
Shunsui: Next time, then, my buxom beauty ♥! Scully-chan is impressed with Jacob's....heat ♥, especially since the only thing she and Quinn-chan had to keep them warm was cocoa ♥, and Quinn-chan does not approve of Leda-chan's colourful reaction to the cold.
Then the fighting reserves met in the dorm lobby before going out and having a snowball fight, the sort of fight even I can approve of ♥. ...assuming the snowballs weren't laced with rocks and razor blades...
Kūkaku: You Shinigami are [BEEP]ed up.
Shunsui: Only some of us! Anyway, Dru-chan did also check up on how Kennedy-chan was doing ♥. And that, I believe is all we have for the dorms, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Shall I continue on to the TOWN?
Kūkaku: Please, do.
Shunsui: Wonderful ♥! The effervescant Jaina-chan woke up annoyed about the power outage until, oh my yes ♥, Shelley-chan came by to, ahem, 'do Cosmo qui--'
Kūkaku: OKAY, you're giving me those notes back before that goes into territory I don't even want to think about. Jaime and Momoko got a bit lost in the snow on the way back to the dorms, and some kid named Cloud thought it was a good idea to go to the beach last night. Someone go find him, thaw him out, and ask him how that went for him.
Ariel's still trying to sell clothes without power over at Pixie Dust, and Cally's tryin' to keep her kid from touching her thrown-together heater over at MCA. Why?? It'll teach the tyke a good lesson! Mary's got a shit-ton of blankets available over at the Arms hotel, and Lacey had lots of soup and hot drinks at the diner for Kyōraku's stupid class. Stupid classes didn't stop Quinn and Jacob from having their breakfast date, and Vimes was there seeming so pleased with having to do things for Kyōraku's stupid class, but at least Angua tried to talk to the fake student protestors, like Bruce, who tried to recruit her for the cause.
Shunsui: Angua-chan can join my cause any time ♥.
Kūkaku: Ugh. The clinic's got a generator. Good job, Martha Jones, we don't want anyone dying on us, so those nurses who want to use up the electricity to watch TV can just deal with it.
Shunsui: And the lovely, lovely Robin-chan kept Caritas warm for people to come in an drink away the cold ♥!
Kūkaku: That was the last page, right? We're done?
Shunsui: Parting is such sweet sorrow ♥! We're done here, Kūkaku-chan, but if I might interest you in that breakfa--
Kūkaku: No. I'm out of here. Enjoy your freakin' day, Fandom.
Shunsui: Toodle-oo, Fandom ♥. If any lovely ladies out there want to take advantage of what Kūkaku-chan so roundly refused, I'll be over a--
Kūkaku: Ah-ha, there's the off butto--
Shunsui: No, Kūkaku-chan, wai--
*CLICK!*
Kūkaku: Although why is entirely beyond me. Is this island completely filled with morons and idiots? I'd almost think Holmes was behind all this just to irritate me, but this whole thing is too freakin' stupid for him to want to be even remotely associated with it.
Shunsui: Shhhh, shhhh ♥. Shush, my buxom beauty, and enjoy the sake, the company, and the joy of bringing the news of the day to everyone on the island ♥.
Kūkaku: Isn't it a bit early for sake, you drunken cow?
Shunsui: Never ♥! See, the squirrels quite agree ♥.
Kūkaku: Yeah, well, the squirrels are drunken rats with stupid fluffy tails, so there you go. Just pass me the notes instead. I wanna get this over and done with. I got office hours to keep.
Yeah, that's right, I'd rather hold office hours than do this. Ain't ya glad you wasted your vote now?
Shunsui: Tsk, tsk, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Is that anyway to talk to our adoring fans ♥? But you're right, we best give them what they want ♥. So, on with the news, and we'll start with the lovely SCHOOL ♥ and our lovely Kūkaku-chan's Chemistry class were to partner up to create heat...♥
Kūkaku: It was not at all what I know you're thinking it was.
Shunsui: My version is much more interesting ♥. Cindy-chan's Intro to the 21st Century class go over the basics of television and watch a Mister What show ♥.
For Science is Awesome Exclamation Point Exclamation Point Exclamation Point, Rikku-chan caught onto the hot cocoa for your students fever as yours truly tends to do ♥, and held a class about the weather and a little bit of chaos theory ♥. There was some huddling in blankets by the fire during the lecture...hopefully with each other ♥! Cold weather is wonderful for snuggling together, don't you think so...Kūkaku-chan ♥?
Kūkaku: The heat is back on, asshole, don't even think about it.
Shunsui: Cuddling or no cuddling, they all discussed weather where they're from. Hank the Idiot thinks weather is a funny word. Because he's an idiot.
Kūkaku: He's gotta be. He works for you.
Shunsui: Heeeey. Plenty of non-idiots work for me, Kūkaku-chan. In fact, all of the people except Hank are non-idiots ♥. There's more watching television in Alaric's Paranormal Acitivty class, this time a movie about werewolves. I hope they were sexy werewolves ♥.
Kūkaku: You would. And, hey, look, there's your stupid class where you talked about nonviolence and then made your students march in the snow to the diner for a fake protest.
Shunsui: It was so much fun ♥! Rinoa-chan was quite quiet in the library, as one probably should be ♥, and Henry the Librarian was there, too, with mindless librarian tasks ♥.
Kūkaku: In office hours, Crichton's tryin' to keep his fingers warm by typin'; I guess that's one way to do it. Skywalker decides to clean like a girl, and Leia come by to hug him. Like a girl. Hugging. What's wrong with these families here?
Skywalker's a popular guy, though, so he probably didn't get a whole lot of that cleaning done, what with Tara coming to talk to him about Raven and Deadpool coming to talk to him about his being a girl, and everythin'. Then Rinoa's there to apologize, and Jono fails at lurking. Jono, it's not a good sign if Skywalker's gotta check to make sure you ain't hangin' around any cliffs; I can't have some stupid cliff hanger as my TA, kid.
Shunsui: Are those all the school notes?
Kūkaku:: Yup. Onto the DORMS. Claudia's got chemical heat packs in the third floor common room. Good girl! Make' em go boom next time. Scully offers to help, so between the two of them, there's got to be an explosion, right? I hope so. Otherwise, consider me disappointed.
Katniss and Wesley had a date in the sixth floor common room, because that's nice and classy. Note to anyone who might wanna steal Wesley's thunder, apparently, food's the way to Katniss' heart.
A lot of people stayed curled up in bed yesterday, what with them not having power or other ways to keep war--no, Kyōraku, I do not mean sex, wipe that look off your ugly face. Percy, fer example, who got a visit from Luke, who made a heater and then asked about Percy punching some kid named Jason. I obviously have no idea what happened, because I don't care, but I bet that Jason kid deserved it.
Shunsui: No one deserved to be punched, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Only loved ♥!
Kūkaku: Ugh, you're the worst. Anyway, Ender's pulled out of sleep by the sound of his dying laptop battery, just in time for Ben to come and crawl into his bed to help keep him warm.
Shunsui: See, Kūkaku-chan, there is se--
Kūkaku: I says absolutely nothin' about that in here, Kyōraku, so don't even start. I gotta look at that kid in my class. Kate's not only cold, but also hungover-
Shunsui: Best cure for a hangover is more booze ♥!
Kūkaku: Sure, Kate, do that and be like this pillar of good character and society here next to me. Or just be akward with Bod more when he visits. That works, too. Nathan visited her, too, and apparantly thinks the state of his cock should be broadcast over radio, but I don't want to make everyone sick so early in the mornin', so yer out of luck, Nathan. Next time, you try out for radio and have idiots vote for us and then you can tell us all about your cock as much as you want, and don't you even think of getting any ideas, Kyōraku.
Shunsui: Heeeeee ♥.
Kūkaku: And Nathan, it seems, was cold, too, until Kate must have texted him because that's when he went over to her room...
Shunsui: And now we know more about the state of his cock ♥.
Kūkaku: ARE YOU EVEN NECESSARY??? You don't even read shit, you just sit there and be gross.
Shunsui: That's because you take all the notes...
Kūkaku: FINE. Here! You read them. I need a smoke break anyway.
Shunsui: I don't know if you should smoke in here, Kūkaku-chan...
Kūkaku: If you can drink, I can smoke. Now read.
Shunsui: You are at your cutest when you're upset, Kūkaku-chan ♥! Nico was bored and painted his nail with magic marker, and a huddling Chuck got a visit from his sister, lovely Ellie-chan with whom he shared blankets and talked about his daaaaaaaaate ♥.
Kūkaku: Shared his blankets? No kicking or yelling? What's wrong with families here??
Shunsui: I think they call that normal, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Anyway, the girls who had slumber party on the sixth floor woke up, and Jacob came up looking for food and electricity and left with a date with Quinn-chan ♥! Much better, especially since the date involved breaksfast ♥. Maybe we should get breakfast after this, Kū--
Kūkaku: No.
Shunsui: Next time, then, my buxom beauty ♥! Scully-chan is impressed with Jacob's....heat ♥, especially since the only thing she and Quinn-chan had to keep them warm was cocoa ♥, and Quinn-chan does not approve of Leda-chan's colourful reaction to the cold.
Then the fighting reserves met in the dorm lobby before going out and having a snowball fight, the sort of fight even I can approve of ♥. ...assuming the snowballs weren't laced with rocks and razor blades...
Kūkaku: You Shinigami are [BEEP]ed up.
Shunsui: Only some of us! Anyway, Dru-chan did also check up on how Kennedy-chan was doing ♥. And that, I believe is all we have for the dorms, Kūkaku-chan ♥. Shall I continue on to the TOWN?
Kūkaku: Please, do.
Shunsui: Wonderful ♥! The effervescant Jaina-chan woke up annoyed about the power outage until, oh my yes ♥, Shelley-chan came by to, ahem, 'do Cosmo qui--'
Kūkaku: OKAY, you're giving me those notes back before that goes into territory I don't even want to think about. Jaime and Momoko got a bit lost in the snow on the way back to the dorms, and some kid named Cloud thought it was a good idea to go to the beach last night. Someone go find him, thaw him out, and ask him how that went for him.
Ariel's still trying to sell clothes without power over at Pixie Dust, and Cally's tryin' to keep her kid from touching her thrown-together heater over at MCA. Why?? It'll teach the tyke a good lesson! Mary's got a shit-ton of blankets available over at the Arms hotel, and Lacey had lots of soup and hot drinks at the diner for Kyōraku's stupid class. Stupid classes didn't stop Quinn and Jacob from having their breakfast date, and Vimes was there seeming so pleased with having to do things for Kyōraku's stupid class, but at least Angua tried to talk to the fake student protestors, like Bruce, who tried to recruit her for the cause.
Shunsui: Angua-chan can join my cause any time ♥.
Kūkaku: Ugh. The clinic's got a generator. Good job, Martha Jones, we don't want anyone dying on us, so those nurses who want to use up the electricity to watch TV can just deal with it.
Shunsui: And the lovely, lovely Robin-chan kept Caritas warm for people to come in an drink away the cold ♥!
Kūkaku: That was the last page, right? We're done?
Shunsui: Parting is such sweet sorrow ♥! We're done here, Kūkaku-chan, but if I might interest you in that breakfa--
Kūkaku: No. I'm out of here. Enjoy your freakin' day, Fandom.
Shunsui: Toodle-oo, Fandom ♥. If any lovely ladies out there want to take advantage of what Kūkaku-chan so roundly refused, I'll be over a--
Kūkaku: Ah-ha, there's the off butto--
Shunsui: No, Kūkaku-chan, wai--
*CLICK!*
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He liked Shunsui a lot better when he was talking about pacifism. And legendary celibate pacifists.