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fandom_radio2010-09-19 12:05 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday, September 18
Deadpool: Whoa whoa whoa. What's this about whores?
Ghanima: It was three minute date night, Wade. That doesn't mean there's whores. Just lots of people ordering lots of drinks and making Miss Solo's life difficult.
Deadpool: Huh. I thought someone mentioned whores. That's pretty weird.
Ghanima: Well, Loki will do anything for some nice yarn, apparently, so maybe you should speak with him if it's companionship you want...good evening, Fandom. Once again, this is Vice Principal Deadpool and Lady Ghanima, and our squirrlish minions, bringing you any gossip that's fit to air.
Deadpool: I love me some gossip.
School
Deadpool: Over at the school, Blackbolt was hiding in the library aaaaand we got announcements for who made it to student council. Mazel tov! Champagne all around. Ghani, you got some champagne we can drink in honor of our new benevolent overlords?
Ghanima: I think they're the overlords of the students, not us, but I do have champagne in my rooms, if one of our little friends would be so kind as to go fetch it.
*chittering*
Ghanima: You will? Fantastic. In the kitchenette icebox. I'll bring you a box of walnuts next week.
Deadpool: Scooooore.
Dorms
Ghanima: There was some activity in the dorms today, especially in the second floor common room, where Ender had his laptop and some leftover sandwiches. I always wondered how the students managed to feed themselves on weekends. Is the school cafeteria even open? Zack Fair was intrigued by the idea of free food, and Ender told him he could help himself. Of course, then the conversation turned to the pirahanas of the other day. Ben Skywalker was also drawn in by food, and when Ender remarked how quiet it was, they discussed how people were preparing for three minute dates, which lead to a disagreement on the importance of relationships.
Deadpool: Wow, they are super gay for each other.
Ghanima: Stop that. People are allowed to talk about feelings and such without being 'super gay.'
Deadpool: ...oooor they're super gay.
Ghanima: ...before this semester is through, you are going to learn that sharing and feelings are not automatically gay, even if I have to beat it into you in a way you won't enjoy.
Deadpool: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Ghanima: One day, I am going to introduce you to my girlfriends should they come back for a visit. And I will laugh when Renee punches you in the face.
Deadpool: Lesbians are tooootally different. Everyone knows that.
Ghanima: You are so full of it. Later in the evening, Alex Karev is on the roof ledge smoking. He's joined by Kylee Reese, who was surprised to hear about Alex running for Student Council. The arrival of Ino Yamanaka turned it into an unofficial meeting of the senior representatives of Student Council. Congratulations, Ino, and Mr. Karev and Mr. Reese as well.
Deadpool: Bod was busy napping in his room when Kate crawled into bed with him to talk about making out with chicks. Look, I'm just sayin' what the squirrel wrote. For a change. Wesley--who I think needs to wear sweater-vests--was writing letters home. Classy ones. Parker showed up to see if it was for money and then admitted she doesn't have parents to write to. Because that's always good for a conversation. Dead parents.
Town
Deadpool: In town that isn't Caritas, Mitchell was busy at the theater and Mary got picked up by GOB. MARY, DON'T DO IT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT HAS BEEN.
Ghanima: I think we don't want to know where it's been.
Deadpool: I'm gonna guess it involves Mexico.
Ghanima: Didn't we take the students to Mexico on Spring Break a few years ago? Was that really our best idea ever?
Deadpool: It was Glenn Beck level bad, I think. So, that GOB guy is back and hosting the usual Three Minute Dates with his smoke and moon-walking and illuuuusions. Over at the bar, Scully was interrogating the zombies for info on how they died. Whoa there. Maybe we should let the dead rest. Oh wait, I forgot. We don't do that anymore. Goddamn Jean Grey. Jaina was busy rolling her eyes at what was gonna happen while GOB tries and fails to fire her. Ouch. Can't even fire a chick. John the teacher was busy betting Jaina over who could get the most dates out of this.
Deadpool: George the chick was busy glaring at Tino and getting roped into dating. Because Tino is a criminal mastermind, as we all know. Harper, on the other hand, ended up getting cold feet and drowning her sorrows in daiquiris. Dru got drunk too when she heard she had to date people. That's some crippling social anxiety there. Preeeetty bad. Chuck Bartowski's birthday was today and his sister celebrated by getting him signed up to date as well. As all sisters should.
Ghanima: ....I am recording this broadcast and mailing it to Leto. Now he can't complain about what a meddlesome sister I am.
Deadpool: You're kinda evil. I like.
Ghanima: Only 'kinda'? I am disappointed.
Deadpool: Fine, fine. I'd tackle you for wild monkey sex if Nate didn't try to kill ya. Happy?
Ghanima: Considering I have no desire to be tackled this evening or to be slain by the mayor, yes. I'm happy.
Deadpool: And then... they got their date on. Yeah. Thank god. I almost ran out of links there.
Ghanima: Of course, things continued after the speed dating, with Jaina Solo tending bar. And there were a lot of people who stayed afterward to chat. Bruce Wayne and Faramir talked about their dates, and Bruce tells him that last time, someone thought Bruce was trying to cheat on his girlfriend. Well, it is an understandable mistake, given the circumstances. Faramir then meets up with Miss Ariel, and they order wine and discuss their homes. Ariel apologized to Bruce for missing their date yesterday, and then informs him she's picking up a musical instrument, and he ought to sing with her. Bruce and Quinn discussed how the zombies ruin the mood for romance, and Quinn and Jake chat about their dates before moving on to yesterday's fish invasion.
Deadpool: Love and zombie fish were in the air! It's like every girl's dream!
Ghanima: Meanwhile, Faramir and Maladicta discuss pyrotechnics and their dates. Hopefully not using pyrotechnics on the dates, as apparently the men here are more pleasant than the ones Maladicta knows from home. Maladicta and Quinn talk about how none of their dates tried to get into their pants, and how 'old' people are when they get married. Ladies, neither of you ought to be getting married now, so do not worry about it. Alexander and Maladicta discussed how tonight's dates helped him realize his heart belongs to someone already, and Ariel asked Chuck Bartowski if he's picked a day for birthday cake.
Deadpool: ...think the squirrels will bring us cake too?
Ghanima: I think the cake is a promise. It's not real yet, Wade.
Deadpool: So, it's a lie? THOSE BASTARDS.
Ghanima: Dana Scully thinks that the dates weren't as bad as she feared, and Bruce tells her he thought they were fun. John Sheppard and Jaina were slightly awkward at each other after the dates, which turned into joking about if she is a robot-Jaina or not. No, Mr. Sheppard, Miss Solo is not a robot. GOB was advertising himself as the rebound guy, and Miss Kukaku yelled at him over his pyrotechnics. Yes, they were horrible. Biff and Kukaku talked about how Kukaku doesn't like GOB, and apparently she was going to "blow off his nutsack," according to these notes. Kukaku, I agree with Biff, don't do that in the bar, please. GOB tried to pick up Ashley by asking if she's rejected him before. Apparently he has not, but Ashely was perfectly happy to reject him now.
Ghanima: In the lounge, Sherlock and John Watson talk about how weird and fascinating this place is, between the fish, telepathic students, and books about them. Professor Farnsworth got lost on his way to the bathroom, again, and I had an enlightening conversation with Sherlock.
Deadpool: Brit Lit is crying right now. Crying!
Ghanima: Why...? No, nevermind, I don't want to know.
Deadpool: Oh, and just in at the bar, Froo-froo Disney Princess got Bruce to sing with her and then they made out. Always with the redheads, that guy. Peter was all up in Scully's grill about dating against her will.
Ghanima: That's the end of our notes, and the champagne has just arrived.
Deadpool: Oooo! Now that's service!
Ghanima: Congratulations to all our new student council members, and to anyone who found a connection at Caritas tonight. We'll drink to your health and continued good luck. Good night, Fandom, and I hope to hear about those of you doing the walk of shame on tomorrow night's broadcast.
Deadpool: Walk it with style. Walk it with style. And no singing.
Ghanima: It was three minute date night, Wade. That doesn't mean there's whores. Just lots of people ordering lots of drinks and making Miss Solo's life difficult.
Deadpool: Huh. I thought someone mentioned whores. That's pretty weird.
Ghanima: Well, Loki will do anything for some nice yarn, apparently, so maybe you should speak with him if it's companionship you want...good evening, Fandom. Once again, this is Vice Principal Deadpool and Lady Ghanima, and our squirrlish minions, bringing you any gossip that's fit to air.
Deadpool: I love me some gossip.
School
Deadpool: Over at the school, Blackbolt was hiding in the library aaaaand we got announcements for who made it to student council. Mazel tov! Champagne all around. Ghani, you got some champagne we can drink in honor of our new benevolent overlords?
Ghanima: I think they're the overlords of the students, not us, but I do have champagne in my rooms, if one of our little friends would be so kind as to go fetch it.
*chittering*
Ghanima: You will? Fantastic. In the kitchenette icebox. I'll bring you a box of walnuts next week.
Deadpool: Scooooore.
Dorms
Ghanima: There was some activity in the dorms today, especially in the second floor common room, where Ender had his laptop and some leftover sandwiches. I always wondered how the students managed to feed themselves on weekends. Is the school cafeteria even open? Zack Fair was intrigued by the idea of free food, and Ender told him he could help himself. Of course, then the conversation turned to the pirahanas of the other day. Ben Skywalker was also drawn in by food, and when Ender remarked how quiet it was, they discussed how people were preparing for three minute dates, which lead to a disagreement on the importance of relationships.
Deadpool: Wow, they are super gay for each other.
Ghanima: Stop that. People are allowed to talk about feelings and such without being 'super gay.'
Deadpool: ...oooor they're super gay.
Ghanima: ...before this semester is through, you are going to learn that sharing and feelings are not automatically gay, even if I have to beat it into you in a way you won't enjoy.
Deadpool: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Ghanima: One day, I am going to introduce you to my girlfriends should they come back for a visit. And I will laugh when Renee punches you in the face.
Deadpool: Lesbians are tooootally different. Everyone knows that.
Ghanima: You are so full of it. Later in the evening, Alex Karev is on the roof ledge smoking. He's joined by Kylee Reese, who was surprised to hear about Alex running for Student Council. The arrival of Ino Yamanaka turned it into an unofficial meeting of the senior representatives of Student Council. Congratulations, Ino, and Mr. Karev and Mr. Reese as well.
Deadpool: Bod was busy napping in his room when Kate crawled into bed with him to talk about making out with chicks. Look, I'm just sayin' what the squirrel wrote. For a change. Wesley--who I think needs to wear sweater-vests--was writing letters home. Classy ones. Parker showed up to see if it was for money and then admitted she doesn't have parents to write to. Because that's always good for a conversation. Dead parents.
Town
Deadpool: In town that isn't Caritas, Mitchell was busy at the theater and Mary got picked up by GOB. MARY, DON'T DO IT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT HAS BEEN.
Ghanima: I think we don't want to know where it's been.
Deadpool: I'm gonna guess it involves Mexico.
Ghanima: Didn't we take the students to Mexico on Spring Break a few years ago? Was that really our best idea ever?
Deadpool: It was Glenn Beck level bad, I think. So, that GOB guy is back and hosting the usual Three Minute Dates with his smoke and moon-walking and illuuuusions. Over at the bar, Scully was interrogating the zombies for info on how they died. Whoa there. Maybe we should let the dead rest. Oh wait, I forgot. We don't do that anymore. Goddamn Jean Grey. Jaina was busy rolling her eyes at what was gonna happen while GOB tries and fails to fire her. Ouch. Can't even fire a chick. John the teacher was busy betting Jaina over who could get the most dates out of this.
Deadpool: George the chick was busy glaring at Tino and getting roped into dating. Because Tino is a criminal mastermind, as we all know. Harper, on the other hand, ended up getting cold feet and drowning her sorrows in daiquiris. Dru got drunk too when she heard she had to date people. That's some crippling social anxiety there. Preeeetty bad. Chuck Bartowski's birthday was today and his sister celebrated by getting him signed up to date as well. As all sisters should.
Ghanima: ....I am recording this broadcast and mailing it to Leto. Now he can't complain about what a meddlesome sister I am.
Deadpool: You're kinda evil. I like.
Ghanima: Only 'kinda'? I am disappointed.
Deadpool: Fine, fine. I'd tackle you for wild monkey sex if Nate didn't try to kill ya. Happy?
Ghanima: Considering I have no desire to be tackled this evening or to be slain by the mayor, yes. I'm happy.
Deadpool: And then... they got their date on. Yeah. Thank god. I almost ran out of links there.
Ghanima: Of course, things continued after the speed dating, with Jaina Solo tending bar. And there were a lot of people who stayed afterward to chat. Bruce Wayne and Faramir talked about their dates, and Bruce tells him that last time, someone thought Bruce was trying to cheat on his girlfriend. Well, it is an understandable mistake, given the circumstances. Faramir then meets up with Miss Ariel, and they order wine and discuss their homes. Ariel apologized to Bruce for missing their date yesterday, and then informs him she's picking up a musical instrument, and he ought to sing with her. Bruce and Quinn discussed how the zombies ruin the mood for romance, and Quinn and Jake chat about their dates before moving on to yesterday's fish invasion.
Deadpool: Love and zombie fish were in the air! It's like every girl's dream!
Ghanima: Meanwhile, Faramir and Maladicta discuss pyrotechnics and their dates. Hopefully not using pyrotechnics on the dates, as apparently the men here are more pleasant than the ones Maladicta knows from home. Maladicta and Quinn talk about how none of their dates tried to get into their pants, and how 'old' people are when they get married. Ladies, neither of you ought to be getting married now, so do not worry about it. Alexander and Maladicta discussed how tonight's dates helped him realize his heart belongs to someone already, and Ariel asked Chuck Bartowski if he's picked a day for birthday cake.
Deadpool: ...think the squirrels will bring us cake too?
Ghanima: I think the cake is a promise. It's not real yet, Wade.
Deadpool: So, it's a lie? THOSE BASTARDS.
Ghanima: Dana Scully thinks that the dates weren't as bad as she feared, and Bruce tells her he thought they were fun. John Sheppard and Jaina were slightly awkward at each other after the dates, which turned into joking about if she is a robot-Jaina or not. No, Mr. Sheppard, Miss Solo is not a robot. GOB was advertising himself as the rebound guy, and Miss Kukaku yelled at him over his pyrotechnics. Yes, they were horrible. Biff and Kukaku talked about how Kukaku doesn't like GOB, and apparently she was going to "blow off his nutsack," according to these notes. Kukaku, I agree with Biff, don't do that in the bar, please. GOB tried to pick up Ashley by asking if she's rejected him before. Apparently he has not, but Ashely was perfectly happy to reject him now.
Ghanima: In the lounge, Sherlock and John Watson talk about how weird and fascinating this place is, between the fish, telepathic students, and books about them. Professor Farnsworth got lost on his way to the bathroom, again, and I had an enlightening conversation with Sherlock.
Deadpool: Brit Lit is crying right now. Crying!
Ghanima: Why...? No, nevermind, I don't want to know.
Deadpool: Oh, and just in at the bar, Froo-froo Disney Princess got Bruce to sing with her and then they made out. Always with the redheads, that guy. Peter was all up in Scully's grill about dating against her will.
Ghanima: That's the end of our notes, and the champagne has just arrived.
Deadpool: Oooo! Now that's service!
Ghanima: Congratulations to all our new student council members, and to anyone who found a connection at Caritas tonight. We'll drink to your health and continued good luck. Good night, Fandom, and I hope to hear about those of you doing the walk of shame on tomorrow night's broadcast.
Deadpool: Walk it with style. Walk it with style. And no singing.