Fandom Radio, Tuesday, September 7th

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Puck: ...holy crap, pushy squirrels.

Quinn: No kidding. If their disgusting hair doesn’t come off my clothes, I’m going to ... Puck, the on air light is on.

Puck: Huh. Look at that. What up, Fandom! It’s Puck. Don’t drop your panties all at once, ladies. ...do you think we can just turn it off?

Quinn: So many answers to that ... look, the furry terrorists have notes. I don’t think they’re going to let us leave. Should we just read and get it over with?

Puck: ...fine. Lame. But you have to go first.

Quinn: Fine. I won’t stumble over the big words, anyhow.



So this first sheet is for

Classes

In Spaceships class, Jaina has her students fly a passenger ship and try not to hit anything else. Like bizarro driver’s ed. She lectures, everybody flies or waits to fly, Jaina is around but nobody talks to her. Can you get a license to fly a spaceship at the end of that class?

.. anyhow. In Mathematics of Quantum.... It’s math class. For nerds. In nerd math, there are tests and homework -- seriously, in the second week -- and then they have to try to pick up poo. Then they have a discussion, probably about how disgusting the assignment was, and Farnsworth is there, and I bet he still has his gross smelly pet with him.

In Unconventional Tactics , Reno’s lecture is about past invasions -- yes, new kids, it happens regularly here -- and they talk about lessons learned from past invasions. Chloe and Jake TA, and Professor Reno is around.

The last class of the day was Is a Cigar Just A Cigar, which talks about how the four main sources of symbolism are the Bible, Shakespeare, fairy tales, & mythology. If you're confused, so is Asuna, who talks to the professor about it. There's a movie to watch and a poem to discuss, and George Lass talks to Cindy about stars after class.

Rinoa's all alone in the library. Figures.

Your turn.

Puck: Fine. So Professor Skywalker was making a list of presents for his kid. His wife is like, super-hot, by the way. And his daughter. The older one. Hi, Leia. Anyway, so someone named Catnip or something visits him. In other offices, Constable Fraser was filing and his dog was asleep, and Angua worked on a lesson plan. Teachers are boring.

Dorms

Bobby came back and fell into his bed, and his girlfriend came by to hug him and something about a pie that I've decided is probably dirty. That jackass Karev moved furniture and was a total jackass in general. Because he's a *STATIC* Anyway, Emma complained at him, like she should, because he sucks and everyone should complain at him.

Cally put up posters about a missing dog, which freaked out Dolf. Dude, it's just a dog. Chill. Leda was hanging in a common room and working on a speech, and in another common room, William had a new phone. Ooh. Aah. My notes actually say that. Alexander talked to William about how phones are so advanced compared to where they're from -- like...Kentucky? Anyway, Rilla showed up to flirt with William -- hey, good job, Will, Rilla is cute. I mean that. Medusalith met William, and her hair impressed Rilla. And oh, look, Quinn Fabray herself graced the common room with her presence, commenting on William's phone, too.

And okay, so that reserves thingie met today, I guess. People arrived and drank coffee and ate cookies and maybe I should be going to these things. I had a chainsaw that one time, guys. I'm a badass. But then everyone made lists of things they'd need in a crisis, and that doesn't sound badass at all. Badasses don't need pencils and erasers. Wesley compared notes with Kennedy, while Alexander told Maladicta how she was like his sister. That is not a good pickup line, dude.

Town

Quinn: Seriously. Also not picking anybody up? Professor Loki, who is asleep at MHA. Hinata probably isn't getting any over at Book Haven either, since she's watching her kitty there. Ino's in a bad mood at Covent Garden Flowers, and Shunsui is thinking -- oh my god, I have to read this? Thinking dirty thoughts about a funnel, apparently, at Turtle& Canary. A FUNNEL.

Jono'sworking at Groovy Tunes, where Ben comissions a theme song and Ariel tells him how she's all into hip-hop now.

Whatever.

Dr. Hawkeye must have gone completely nuts over at the clinic, since he's wearing a tuxedo and diving gear. he's telling the nurses it's for the monsoons, but I think he was just bored.

Cally Tyrol is playing online at MCA, as is Mary at the Arms. Raven is reading at Dite's and it looks like the squirrels think somebody's in trouble. Jane cleans her guns at Strokes of Genius, where Cally from outer space gets a job.

And, finally, Ariel is working at Pixie Dust, where Puck visits and ... you made out with Ariel?

Puck: ...only a little.

Quinn: I really should not be surprised.

Puck: That a girl made out with me? No, you shouldn't. You can see me right now, after all.

Quinn: That you'd end up making out with a girl who advertises for people to kiss her. I'm over it.

Also in town, John Sheppard folds laundry and talks on the phone until Jaina visits and they talk about Stealth. I'm totally sneaky, by the way.

Earlier today, Azula was trying to kill Momoko, since she dragged her to the beach while she was asleep and threw her in the water. Karla and Warren's beach visit sounds much nicer -- it was a romantic picnic.

Also being all outdoorsy were Katniss and Wesley. Katniss is all happy because she found out ... nobody's going to kill her family at home. Huh. Good reason to be happy. And then Wesley tried to climb a tree. I would have paid money to see that,. Especially the part where Katniss threatened a squirrel and Wesley fell.

Whatever Katniss said, the squirrel probably deserved it.

Puck: Probably. Pushy bastards. Anyway, Tino totally flashed Jake at Caritas, gross. Sherlock was all into the zombies -- I know, right? -- and Jake figured out he's a new teacher. Meanwhile, Kūkaku must be fun to look at, since my notes say that Jake managed to stop staring at her boobs long enough to tell her it's okay to light up. But Sherlock was a buzzkill and told her it's illegal. Dude, hot girls are allowed to smoke wherever they want. Quinn, if you smoked, you could light up in this booth right now and I'd be totally fine with it. Because you're hot. Hot girls can do what they want.

Quinn: Too bad I don't want lung cancer or gross breath, 'cause that was ... almost sort of sweet. And ... I think that's it. Squirrels, any further demands?

Puck: ...I'm not sharing any of my stuff with rodents, so that better be good enough.

Quinn: Goodnight, Fandom.