Pirate Radio, Sunday, June 25

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Strap yerselves in. It be a bumpy ride tonight.

Roomin'

Ye be all about the physical activities today, aye? In the gym Peter-who-be-English 'n Joxer be talkin' about soccer 'n sword fightin'. Pippi only be interested in' the soccer part o' that conversation. S-wench be comin' in 'n workin' on her "forms." *papers shuffle* That may be a euphemism, but doin' them in public be seemin' a mite tacky.

S-wench also be workin' hard in the fourth floor common room. Mayhaps more o' that "form" work. Earlier in the day, though, thar be free breakfast there. Dean 'n Zack be talkin' cookin', Dean be teachin' Aeryn about bacon 'n Zack be tellin' her about his classes. Dean 'n Sam-who-not-be-a-wench be bondin' over breakfast 'n Anakin be tellin' Dean about puppysittin'. Buffy be invitin' Dean t' a spa. Fascinatin', aye?

Up on the fifth floor thar be more soccer talk. Be this event be over soon? I be not much fer organized, well, anything. Pippi 'n Peter-who-be-English be talkin' soccer, Willow 'n Pippi be talkin' soccer 'n flyin' vampire puppies, 'n Walter 'n Pippi be talkin' Nadia 'n bodypaint, which be much more interestin' than soccer, methinks. Peter 'n Conner talk soccer as do Pippi 'n Conner, Willow 'n Peter 'n Willow 'n Walter. Peter 'n Walter talk about Nadia--who Conner also be interested in talkin' about--and Draco 'n Willow catch up. Nadia be talkin' to Peter about Walter, then be, and I be quotin' here, "adorable" wit' said person. Seras is there 'n talks t' Peter, Pippi 'n Nadia.

Over at gun club, Jamie be singin' at Pip. Aye, around heavy weaponry. That might not be the smartest thing I ever be hearin' about. Aeryn be thar, 'n Parker be complimentin' Jack on his technique. It might even be about shootin' things, but I be not makin' an judgments.

Al be stoppin' by t' apologize t' Ranma. Since nothin' be on fire or turned into a bunny rabbit, I can't be imaginin' it be too terrible a thing. Either way, S-wench be stoppin' t' apologize, too.

Seras be havin' strange dreams. Aye, we be knowin' about that. Xander be writin' emails 'n wakin' up with Bridge. Aye, we be knowin' that, too. Speakin' o' Bridge, he 'n Conner be draggin' Anders out, gettin' him drunk (and singin') at Caritas 'n then puttin' him t' bed. Or at least Conner be. And aye, we be knowin' about that, too.

Oh, Crichton? Use yer crutches.

Revelin'

Other than Bridge, Conner 'n Anders, Parker 'n Jack be at Caritas, too.

The clinic be quiet in the mornin' 'n the evenin'. Make a Trooper happy--order an invasion soon 'n send people t' the clinic.

Quark be fakin' bein' sick 'n not be able t' do his radio program today. I be drunk--it be not stoppin' me from doin' me job.

Settin' Things on Fire

So what if it be a campfire? It still be on fire. As a pirate, I be approvin'.

Thar be ghost stories: Nadia, Lyta, Bel, Blair, 'n S-wench all be spinnin' yarns, then Blair, Pippi 'n Nadia be singin'. No one be playin' a banthabell. I be disappointed.

But no. Thar be fire! And instead o' plunderin' like ye should, ye all choose t' talk forever instead. Nine billion conversations. I be countin'. Nadia 'n Veronica 'n Pippi 'n Nadia 'n Veronica 'n Al 'n Pippi 'n her drink (I be understandin' those kinds o' conversations, wench)

*sounds of heavy drinking*

Cally 'n Veronica 'n Cally 'n Nadia 'n Cally 'n Pippi 'n Cally 'n Piper 'n Cally 'n Walter. Nadia be tellin' Al she might be shirtless 'n drunk on Friday. Please be ignorin' any shrubs wit' cameras that night, wench. Al also be talkin' t' Pippi 'n Piper 'n Walter. Lyta be meetin' Veronica 'n be talkin' with Peter-who-be-not-a-Parker. Piper be talkin' to Veronica 'n Nadia. Nadia be watchin' Walter make nacho s'mores, which be soundin' a mite disgustin', but Pippi be approvin'.

*more heavy drinking*

Thar be talk o' body paint 'n vegan marshmallows, 'n Veronica be happy t' see Blair wearin' pants. I be not askin'. I be not. Thar be more talk o' bein' half nekkid, then Blair be ruinin' things by talkin' o' how marshmallows be made. If it be like sausages, I be not wantin' t' know.

*even more heavy drinking*

S-wench 'n Veronicicicica be talkin' 'n meets wit' Nadia 'n Al 'n Blair 'n Pippi. Bel thar, too, talkin' wit' 'Ronica 'n Nadia 'n Al 'n Blair 'n Piper 'n Pippi 'n S-wench 'n Tyler and I be hatin' ye all.

*sounds of another bottle being opened*

Cordelia be thar, 'n talkin' with Ron-somethin' 'n Peter 'n Nadia 'n S-wench and *hic* Seras be thar 'n talkin' wit' Nadia 'n Pippi 'n Al 'n S-wench 'n Walter 'n ye be tryin' t' kill me 'n I hate ye for it. A bunch o' other people be talkin' t' each other instead o' settin' things on fire which I be mighty tempted t' do right now.

I be hopin' that the next invasion be strikin' ye all mute. Or frozen. Mayhaps both.

*more drinkin'*

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit-the-Hat 'n have a good night!