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Fandom Radio - Tuesday, July 6, 2010
"You have the wrong guy! I'm the Wednesday guy. Do I look like Rose Hathaway? You shouldn't be nodding at that question. Fine. Give me the notes. And the rum. No, the rum isn't optional. I had a perfectly good night planned out before you showed up. TV reruns count as a perfectly good night. They're brand new to me.
Of course the microphone's on. Hi Fandom, Hawkeye Pierce here on WTFH pirate radio, all pirates tunes all the time. That's a lie and I don't care. I never tell a lie except for all of the occasions when I do.
Back to School, Back to School to Prove to Your Parents That You're Not a Fool
Anakin's class Infiltration and Advanced Sneakiness, which is the least sneaky name for a class on sneakiness that I've ever seen, which is a grand total of one, was not run by Anakin. TAs Elena and Anemone explained the rules of the day's exercise and sent everyone into the mock city to start being sneaky. Some went for laser tag guns so they could defend themselves from their predatory TAs.
Artie continued to stretch the boundaries of sanity with Applied Dadaism. Keep them on their toes. Introductions were had before they played Rock Paper Scissors with extra moves. My personal favorite is Dinosaur.
Practical Crisis Problem Solving or Staying Out of Trouble Badly...seriously? Like Practical Crisis Problem Solving isn't long enough, you need to add another name to it? Someone loves their acronyms a little too much. Anyway, they met and pretended to understand the Doctor. Then they had to brainstorm how to save Fandom from an alien menace while the Doctor worked them through their paces. Personally, I'm in favor of challenging them to an Iron Chef style cook-off. Cara and Hiccup made an ice cream date and apparently promised not to set anything on fire. Sometimes, you can't help the sparks that fly on a first date, kids.
Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields had a lecture about fields of neutrinos that are quantum and mathematically involved. If anyone actually knows what any of that means, congratulations. Then they squared the circle or did the homework to try to square a circle. No really. I haven't even started on the rum and oh. Oh, I see. They must mean circling a square. Red pen, get started, it won't take you all week.
Gym class, as far as I know, didn't make the students wear those tiny shorts that barely count as clothing at all. They introduced themselves and did no physical activity that I can see written here. My kind of gym class. Not Francine's kind of gym class though, judging by the confused look on her face.
Leadership for Social Change decided to run through a real life scenario to figure out how to knock a giant corporation doing the wrong thing down a peg or two. Dinah had no qualms letting Doctor Horrible know that she didn't want to be his TA. Talk like that can hurt a guy's feelings. Someone owes Doctor Horrible some cookies.
And last on the class list, but never the least, Study Hall was held by the delightful Summer Pitt. Dana was the only one to show up. Next week, someone go and keep her company.
I'm assuming the library was still there, though there aren't notes about it. If it's not there, someone should file a missing persons report, only for libraries. As for office hours, Guy Gardner decided that if you bring him cupcakes, you get made his TA. The same rule applies to me. Get working on that.
Dorms: It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here
Diana and her cat Samuel came out of the closet. Congratulations. It's never an easy thing to do.
No word of whether Bobby had anything to do with his closet tonight, but he was cleaning with products strong enough to make the squirrels get a whiff and start dancing instead of listening. Do we need to run a substance abuse seminar for you, my squirrely friends? Because I can. You can get the help you need.
Zack, Kennedy and Jak had their support group with cookies behind the dorms. Goose had to face the wrath of Ino's teasing about his height, but he didn't take the bait. Also present and accounted for were Gunn with two Ns, James, Tahiri, Asuna, Madison, Blysse and Blind Seer, Cloud, Leda, Dru with a U and Katniss. Everyone introduced themselves and exchanged information. Kind of like speed dating, but without the two drink minimum. Gunn invited Kennedy to spar some time. Whether or not he intended that to be innuendo remains to be seen. Ino told Kennedy about her senbons. You could write a song bout them. Senbons, senbons, I'm your senbons! I think maybe that tune is taken.
Madison and Katniss talked about Madison's martial arts training and afterwards, Madison introduced herself to Blysse and Blind Seer. Jak, Kennedy and Zack made themselves available, which Cloud took advantage of only to be cheerfully talked at by Zack. Katniss, meanwhile, asked about Kennedy's crossbow. Again, the innuendo meter is broken.
Indoors in the Second Floor Common Room, Katniss has discovered the wonders of television syndication. Rosalind was quick to want to change to something else, which Blysse was all too happy to agree with. Azula was also on the change channels bandwagon.
Town: Ultraviolet rays bad. Lotion good.
Speaking of Azula, she came back from a trip home via the Causeway.
It's that time again! Fandom Town business roll call! Spock opened Stark Industries, Hinata opened Book Haven, Beka had Atlas Gym ready for business, Lion-o manned Cafe Fina, Sookie kept cool at Luke's, and Tim was behind the counter at Android's Dungeon. Seriously, how do these businesses stay afloat? Support your local economy, Fandomites! Buy buy buy! Help out your local business owners and employees by giving them something to do!
Like Quinn. Quinn decided to check out the wares at Pixie Dust where Ariel helped her pick out a few things. Over at Covent Garden Flowers, Ino received a visit from Bod who was buying flowers for his girlfriend the cat, whereas Delirium had flowers for Hinata in mind. Paige and Jane didn't have anyone come to buy anything at Strokes of Genius but they did have a conversation about Paige's new hair style and sister. The sister isn't new.
Loki at MHA had John Sheppard asking for repairs on his apartment. Good start to the tenancy. Angua stopped by at MCA to congratulate Cally on her managerialship. Mary was as alone as you can be in a populated hotel at the Arms Hotel.
Gibbs wasn't the friendliest of police officers at the Trooper Station when Bunny 1 and Bunny 2 came to him to settle a carrot-theft dispute. Angua agreed to get the word out to the wildlife to leave Gibbs alone, but she wasn't fast enough for an otter and muskrat. Detective Reese recommended a new screening system. Like a screen door.
Robin wasn't dealing well with the heat at Caritas. Jake came for the beer and got conversation about the island moving.
And finally, and by finally I mean 'I don't have to listen to that song ever again' I hope, I was at the Clinic all day dealing with a conga line of medical supplies dancing to Cuban Pete. He's the king of the rumba beat.
I'm taking my maracas and going chick chicky boom all the way home. Goodnight! Sleep tight! Don't let the gremlins bite!"
Of course the microphone's on. Hi Fandom, Hawkeye Pierce here on WTFH pirate radio, all pirates tunes all the time. That's a lie and I don't care. I never tell a lie except for all of the occasions when I do.
Back to School, Back to School to Prove to Your Parents That You're Not a Fool
Anakin's class Infiltration and Advanced Sneakiness, which is the least sneaky name for a class on sneakiness that I've ever seen, which is a grand total of one, was not run by Anakin. TAs Elena and Anemone explained the rules of the day's exercise and sent everyone into the mock city to start being sneaky. Some went for laser tag guns so they could defend themselves from their predatory TAs.
Artie continued to stretch the boundaries of sanity with Applied Dadaism. Keep them on their toes. Introductions were had before they played Rock Paper Scissors with extra moves. My personal favorite is Dinosaur.
Practical Crisis Problem Solving or Staying Out of Trouble Badly...seriously? Like Practical Crisis Problem Solving isn't long enough, you need to add another name to it? Someone loves their acronyms a little too much. Anyway, they met and pretended to understand the Doctor. Then they had to brainstorm how to save Fandom from an alien menace while the Doctor worked them through their paces. Personally, I'm in favor of challenging them to an Iron Chef style cook-off. Cara and Hiccup made an ice cream date and apparently promised not to set anything on fire. Sometimes, you can't help the sparks that fly on a first date, kids.
Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields had a lecture about fields of neutrinos that are quantum and mathematically involved. If anyone actually knows what any of that means, congratulations. Then they squared the circle or did the homework to try to square a circle. No really. I haven't even started on the rum and oh. Oh, I see. They must mean circling a square. Red pen, get started, it won't take you all week.
Gym class, as far as I know, didn't make the students wear those tiny shorts that barely count as clothing at all. They introduced themselves and did no physical activity that I can see written here. My kind of gym class. Not Francine's kind of gym class though, judging by the confused look on her face.
Leadership for Social Change decided to run through a real life scenario to figure out how to knock a giant corporation doing the wrong thing down a peg or two. Dinah had no qualms letting Doctor Horrible know that she didn't want to be his TA. Talk like that can hurt a guy's feelings. Someone owes Doctor Horrible some cookies.
And last on the class list, but never the least, Study Hall was held by the delightful Summer Pitt. Dana was the only one to show up. Next week, someone go and keep her company.
I'm assuming the library was still there, though there aren't notes about it. If it's not there, someone should file a missing persons report, only for libraries. As for office hours, Guy Gardner decided that if you bring him cupcakes, you get made his TA. The same rule applies to me. Get working on that.
Dorms: It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walking around here
Diana and her cat Samuel came out of the closet. Congratulations. It's never an easy thing to do.
No word of whether Bobby had anything to do with his closet tonight, but he was cleaning with products strong enough to make the squirrels get a whiff and start dancing instead of listening. Do we need to run a substance abuse seminar for you, my squirrely friends? Because I can. You can get the help you need.
Zack, Kennedy and Jak had their support group with cookies behind the dorms. Goose had to face the wrath of Ino's teasing about his height, but he didn't take the bait. Also present and accounted for were Gunn with two Ns, James, Tahiri, Asuna, Madison, Blysse and Blind Seer, Cloud, Leda, Dru with a U and Katniss. Everyone introduced themselves and exchanged information. Kind of like speed dating, but without the two drink minimum. Gunn invited Kennedy to spar some time. Whether or not he intended that to be innuendo remains to be seen. Ino told Kennedy about her senbons. You could write a song bout them. Senbons, senbons, I'm your senbons! I think maybe that tune is taken.
Madison and Katniss talked about Madison's martial arts training and afterwards, Madison introduced herself to Blysse and Blind Seer. Jak, Kennedy and Zack made themselves available, which Cloud took advantage of only to be cheerfully talked at by Zack. Katniss, meanwhile, asked about Kennedy's crossbow. Again, the innuendo meter is broken.
Indoors in the Second Floor Common Room, Katniss has discovered the wonders of television syndication. Rosalind was quick to want to change to something else, which Blysse was all too happy to agree with. Azula was also on the change channels bandwagon.
Town: Ultraviolet rays bad. Lotion good.
Speaking of Azula, she came back from a trip home via the Causeway.
It's that time again! Fandom Town business roll call! Spock opened Stark Industries, Hinata opened Book Haven, Beka had Atlas Gym ready for business, Lion-o manned Cafe Fina, Sookie kept cool at Luke's, and Tim was behind the counter at Android's Dungeon. Seriously, how do these businesses stay afloat? Support your local economy, Fandomites! Buy buy buy! Help out your local business owners and employees by giving them something to do!
Like Quinn. Quinn decided to check out the wares at Pixie Dust where Ariel helped her pick out a few things. Over at Covent Garden Flowers, Ino received a visit from Bod who was buying flowers for his girlfriend the cat, whereas Delirium had flowers for Hinata in mind. Paige and Jane didn't have anyone come to buy anything at Strokes of Genius but they did have a conversation about Paige's new hair style and sister. The sister isn't new.
Loki at MHA had John Sheppard asking for repairs on his apartment. Good start to the tenancy. Angua stopped by at MCA to congratulate Cally on her managerialship. Mary was as alone as you can be in a populated hotel at the Arms Hotel.
Gibbs wasn't the friendliest of police officers at the Trooper Station when Bunny 1 and Bunny 2 came to him to settle a carrot-theft dispute. Angua agreed to get the word out to the wildlife to leave Gibbs alone, but she wasn't fast enough for an otter and muskrat. Detective Reese recommended a new screening system. Like a screen door.
Robin wasn't dealing well with the heat at Caritas. Jake came for the beer and got conversation about the island moving.
And finally, and by finally I mean 'I don't have to listen to that song ever again' I hope, I was at the Clinic all day dealing with a conga line of medical supplies dancing to Cuban Pete. He's the king of the rumba beat.
I'm taking my maracas and going chick chicky boom all the way home. Goodnight! Sleep tight! Don't let the gremlins bite!"