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fandom_radio2006-06-18 12:10 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday June 17, 2006
JOHN: Hello folks of Fandom, my name would be John Robert Crichton III and I'll be your most excellent host tonight. We have quite a show in store for you tonight and it all starts with this little woman sitting next to me. Introduce yourself, babe.
AERYN: Why? They know me already.
JOHN: There might be some new students. Just say your name. Middle name too.
AERYN: Aeryn Sun. I don't have a middle name. They know who I am, I think I even have a reputation.
JOHN: What kind of reputation? Flirting and charming the pants off everyone?
AERYN: *sighs* Yes, of course, that's what everyone knows me for.
JOHN: I'll have you all know that Aeryn is looking particularly sexy tonight in her pants and shirt ensemble. They're even pink!
AERYN: You're damaged.
School on Saturday? Surely, You Jest!
Today, there was a basketball game!. The Blue Gremlins were made up of Zack Addy, Tyler Durden, Peter Pevensie, S.T. Anders and Greg Sanders. The Gold Gremlins consisted of Cameron Mitchell, John Crichton, Conner McKnight, Sawyer and Jamie Madrox. Hey babe, how'd I look out there?
AERYN: You looked good. You scored. I got to watch from the audience with everyone else. Not in a cheerleading outfit, thank you.
JOHN: You'd look hot in that cheerleading outfit, babe. Hey out there, who thinks Aeryn would look hot in her cheerleading outfit? I mean, we already have a cheering squad that kicked ass at today's basketball game. Buffy, Isabel, Alec, Pippi, Molly, Marie, Lana, Phoebe, Hamlet Janet, Nadia, and D'Anna make up our intrepid squad and they were doing great today! Nice legs, Alec!
AERYN: First, I don't want to know why you were looking at Alec's legs. Second, if anyone answers the question about the cheerleading outfit, they will be hurt.
JOHN: I look at your leg's all the time. In the first half, the cheerleaders really start to find their rhythm and the legs are just flying around! Every good cheerleader needs a break and that's just what happens to our Kick Ass Cache of Cheerleaders. They take a break! They're right back to it in the second half though and, this time, people are flying around in the air! Leading the cheers for the Blue Team who did not win were the team of Alec, Buffy, Pippi, Isabel and Nadia. Leading the cheers for the Gold Team who won like a thing that wins was the team of Marie, Hamlet (who got cheered on by Anakin), Nadia and D'Anna.
AERYN: Which team were you on?
JOHN: Gold, baby! And we won 22 to 18. I scored four of those points!
AERYN: Congratulations. I'm very proud.
JOHN: Did I look cute in my shorts?
AERYN: ...We're not going to do this on air. Moving on?
Dorm Room With a View
In the dorms, Nadia watched AKA in the fifth floor common room. Have we made out in there yet, Aeryn?
AERYN: ...After the game, there was a party in the second floor common room.
JOHN: We made out on the roof, haven't we?
AERYN: Anyway, before the game, Buffy got ready. Isabel stopped by and Marie said that nothing could go wrong. Amazingly, nothing did. As far as I saw, but I was only in the stands.
JOHN: We haven't made out in the gym yet. We've only wrestled. But, Buffy's room was the place to be today if you weren't at the gym. Of course, it was the place to be in a completely non dirty day. Phoebe and Buffy had school spirit, Pippi was all about spirit fingers, which are not to be confused with jazz hands, hi Jaye, Molly needed hair help, Janet was there and wasn't hip to be square and D'Anna was hanging out as well. I love this school.
AERYN: We have made out in the gym. Willow made Marie a congratulatory sign, Pippi listened to music, and Cedric told Jack about dangers back home. I bet they didn't involve mummies.
JOHN: We did make out in the gym! Whooo!
Takin' You Downtown!
JOHN: At Cafe Fina, Clark was looking for some down home cooking? Hey everyone? Aeryn can cook, you know.
AERYN: Should they be surprised by this?
JOHN: You don't exactly give off the Betty Crocker vibe, honey.
AERYN: Does she go to school here?
JOHN: No, but if she did, she's probably stop by Caritas much like Archie did to see Veronica tonight!
AERYN: ...All right. At the clinic, Tommy discovered that Alanna and Faithful were turned into statues. I don't want to know what the cat will be like when this is fixed.
JOHN: Earlier this morning, Blair hugged a tree. Sakurazaki and Alfred joined him. Clark stops by to introduce himself. Honey, would you rather hug me or a tree?
AERYN: That's not even a fair question. It's a tree. And I'm afraid to ask that question back, so at All and Sundries Pip did some shopping and talked to Seras.
JOHN: I'm not huggable like a tree? The hotel is open and Clark, whose all over the place today, adds to his music to the collection at Empire Records.
AERYN: Clark was also at Galactica Point for a while, joined by Quark. It worries me that you find trees huggable.
JOHN: I'm built all macho and burly like a tree! And you love hugging me! Tim opens Luke's and Seras and Walter hang out in the park. Look, I'll even flex at you!
AERYN: Yes, thank you. Why are you trying to say you're a tree again?
JOHN: Because I'm strong and enduring. I have stamina!
AERYN: ...Is this something we really want to be discussing on the radio?
JOHN: All right, I'm turning off the mic....It's off. Can you at least tell me I'm cute? I think I kinda sucked in the game today.
AERYN: You didn't. Also, I know how to turn this off, I've done it before. Nice try, though.
JOHN: Damn. At least tell me you love me?
AERYN: I do. You're very lucky for that, by the way.
JOHN: I love you too! Good night folks! Aeryn Sun is hotter than thou!
AERYN: *sighs again* Good night.
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AERYN: Why? They know me already.
JOHN: There might be some new students. Just say your name. Middle name too.
AERYN: Aeryn Sun. I don't have a middle name. They know who I am, I think I even have a reputation.
JOHN: What kind of reputation? Flirting and charming the pants off everyone?
AERYN: *sighs* Yes, of course, that's what everyone knows me for.
JOHN: I'll have you all know that Aeryn is looking particularly sexy tonight in her pants and shirt ensemble. They're even pink!
AERYN: You're damaged.
School on Saturday? Surely, You Jest!
Today, there was a basketball game!. The Blue Gremlins were made up of Zack Addy, Tyler Durden, Peter Pevensie, S.T. Anders and Greg Sanders. The Gold Gremlins consisted of Cameron Mitchell, John Crichton, Conner McKnight, Sawyer and Jamie Madrox. Hey babe, how'd I look out there?
AERYN: You looked good. You scored. I got to watch from the audience with everyone else. Not in a cheerleading outfit, thank you.
JOHN: You'd look hot in that cheerleading outfit, babe. Hey out there, who thinks Aeryn would look hot in her cheerleading outfit? I mean, we already have a cheering squad that kicked ass at today's basketball game. Buffy, Isabel, Alec, Pippi, Molly, Marie, Lana, Phoebe, Hamlet Janet, Nadia, and D'Anna make up our intrepid squad and they were doing great today! Nice legs, Alec!
AERYN: First, I don't want to know why you were looking at Alec's legs. Second, if anyone answers the question about the cheerleading outfit, they will be hurt.
JOHN: I look at your leg's all the time. In the first half, the cheerleaders really start to find their rhythm and the legs are just flying around! Every good cheerleader needs a break and that's just what happens to our Kick Ass Cache of Cheerleaders. They take a break! They're right back to it in the second half though and, this time, people are flying around in the air! Leading the cheers for the Blue Team who did not win were the team of Alec, Buffy, Pippi, Isabel and Nadia. Leading the cheers for the Gold Team who won like a thing that wins was the team of Marie, Hamlet (who got cheered on by Anakin), Nadia and D'Anna.
AERYN: Which team were you on?
JOHN: Gold, baby! And we won 22 to 18. I scored four of those points!
AERYN: Congratulations. I'm very proud.
JOHN: Did I look cute in my shorts?
AERYN: ...We're not going to do this on air. Moving on?
Dorm Room With a View
In the dorms, Nadia watched AKA in the fifth floor common room. Have we made out in there yet, Aeryn?
AERYN: ...After the game, there was a party in the second floor common room.
JOHN: We made out on the roof, haven't we?
AERYN: Anyway, before the game, Buffy got ready. Isabel stopped by and Marie said that nothing could go wrong. Amazingly, nothing did. As far as I saw, but I was only in the stands.
JOHN: We haven't made out in the gym yet. We've only wrestled. But, Buffy's room was the place to be today if you weren't at the gym. Of course, it was the place to be in a completely non dirty day. Phoebe and Buffy had school spirit, Pippi was all about spirit fingers, which are not to be confused with jazz hands, hi Jaye, Molly needed hair help, Janet was there and wasn't hip to be square and D'Anna was hanging out as well. I love this school.
AERYN: We have made out in the gym. Willow made Marie a congratulatory sign, Pippi listened to music, and Cedric told Jack about dangers back home. I bet they didn't involve mummies.
JOHN: We did make out in the gym! Whooo!
Takin' You Downtown!
JOHN: At Cafe Fina, Clark was looking for some down home cooking? Hey everyone? Aeryn can cook, you know.
AERYN: Should they be surprised by this?
JOHN: You don't exactly give off the Betty Crocker vibe, honey.
AERYN: Does she go to school here?
JOHN: No, but if she did, she's probably stop by Caritas much like Archie did to see Veronica tonight!
AERYN: ...All right. At the clinic, Tommy discovered that Alanna and Faithful were turned into statues. I don't want to know what the cat will be like when this is fixed.
JOHN: Earlier this morning, Blair hugged a tree. Sakurazaki and Alfred joined him. Clark stops by to introduce himself. Honey, would you rather hug me or a tree?
AERYN: That's not even a fair question. It's a tree. And I'm afraid to ask that question back, so at All and Sundries Pip did some shopping and talked to Seras.
JOHN: I'm not huggable like a tree? The hotel is open and Clark, whose all over the place today, adds to his music to the collection at Empire Records.
AERYN: Clark was also at Galactica Point for a while, joined by Quark. It worries me that you find trees huggable.
JOHN: I'm built all macho and burly like a tree! And you love hugging me! Tim opens Luke's and Seras and Walter hang out in the park. Look, I'll even flex at you!
AERYN: Yes, thank you. Why are you trying to say you're a tree again?
JOHN: Because I'm strong and enduring. I have stamina!
AERYN: ...Is this something we really want to be discussing on the radio?
JOHN: All right, I'm turning off the mic....It's off. Can you at least tell me I'm cute? I think I kinda sucked in the game today.
AERYN: You didn't. Also, I know how to turn this off, I've done it before. Nice try, though.
JOHN: Damn. At least tell me you love me?
AERYN: I do. You're very lucky for that, by the way.
JOHN: I love you too! Good night folks! Aeryn Sun is hotter than thou!
AERYN: *sighs again* Good night.
[Co-written with the OMG AWESOME
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