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Fandom Radio [Thursday, April 15, 2010]
Lily: It's Thursday again, and you know what else today is?
Barney: Yet another day we celebrate the fact that I am not a father?
Lily: There's that, too. But it's also Tax Day, if it's escaped anyone's notice. And by the time we go to air... hope you guys were all ready!
Barney: Please, taxes? Haven't you people heard of money shelters or the Cayman Islands? I've got a number of a guy who could make all your taxes disappear!
Lily: Cayman Islands? Are you sure that's actually legal?
Barney: Because tax laws are legal.
SCHOOL
Even on that day the rest of you worry about taxes, the students have classes! Aren't we all excited? *chittering* What, it's not like they ever mingle in class. *cranky chittering* Since when does a lecture count as mingling. It's not like the little bastards talked.
...
Oh fine, extra rum for the reports. Happy? *clanking of glasses* Now that we've settled that, we can talk about People Suck having a lecture before attacking one another with water balloons until Joan asks Loki about his little winged freaks and some unnamed dude.
Deadpool's Dummies didn't Model so much as Attire a Child and...yes, another shot, mingle. Tara asks the kid about giraffes and colors while Hannibal is hot
Today was the last chance for the Perfect Crime kids to listen and plot while Rick messed around as only a professor really can...not like that, Aly.
And look, some appropriate growling happened in the library with Georgey. Just say no to knives, kid. Henry that librarian dude was all up in Georgey's grill about the dog indoors who is really Beka.
Now, we pause for a word from our sponsors.
Lily: Wait, we have sponsors now?
Barney: Consider them friendly investors who bought me dinner. Ahem. Today's office hours have been brought to you by Sushi Station, who would like to remind you that there is only one week left of classes before the island is invaded by visitors and alumni! Remember kids, just because you didn't know mom was coming to town doesn't mean you shouldn't have dinner reservations ready!
Now, on to the news that isn't new. Steve doodled, Drake Feuded, and Skywalker talked to Raven about horribly named children --really? Anakin? -- and only sleeping with Chuck Bass after double bagging it. Good call.
The ASS kids watched movies about family while crying over fried food with Emmett and Gabs.
DORMS
Lily: Looks like the students weren't doing much today. Maybe everyone was off island or something. Dinah was taking care of Momoko, who's currently a hummingbird. You'll all be glad to know Momoko is so far uneaten by Dinah's cat. More on that as things progress. Bobby was working on correspondence work, and Kennedy came by to talk about his potential Boy Scoutness. Maybe that means he's only prepared some of the time.
Barney: Or he's incapable of tying a knot. A skill very useful later in life, my friends.
Lily: In the fourth floor common room, Jak was in a bad mood and watching racing, and people came to hang out with him anyway. Hannibal hadn't seen him in a while and got to fill him in on the kids showing up, but Jak isn't sorry he missed it. Jak and Tahiri shared stories of getting blown up and losing consciousness- jeez, guys- and how kids are not the thing some people need with their lifestyles. Tahiri and Hannibal don't know each other but figure, hey, why not start now.
Why not start now. Very good point.
TOWN
Lily: Sirius and Remus were taking time to, I don't know, be British at each other, She of the Difficult Name was arguing with her phone at the Perk, Katina was smoking at work- OUTSIDE, not inside. Good. I don't want that stuff inside the store when I come in tomorrow. There's no reason for me to walk in inhaling the sweet sweet smell of- Anyway. Jonas was having his cake and reading too at JGOB, Jennifer got an upsetting letter at the law office, where most people get upsetting letters from the law office. Kennedy and Tara planned a picnic, but since Tara was reading a cookbook in the magic shop, maybe Kennedy should prepare all the food? Just a suggestion.
There was the usual rehearsal, where Jack Priest and Emma caught up about this weekend's daughters, Dinah checked to make sure Sam was ready for graduation and oh yeah, the play, and then there was actual rehearsal. People checked in with Harper about their costumes, and Emma got to see some of the choices. I'm sure it was very interesting.
Simon got mocked by the nurses at the clinic, Kyle the Jedi couldn't work with naked people, so he wasn't going to be hanging around Tino at Caritas... Again, Tino? This is not the time to practice the Naked Man.
Barney: Ooh, was he doing the Captain Morgan? Does it say if it worked? You know, fifty-fifty chance!
Lily: You'll just have to ask the naked guy yourself. Helen was at the Gig, while Millie was moping at Book Haven, Hoshi locked Gunther in a closet at the Arms and that just makes me curious as to what the backstory was there, Nathan Algren was preparing for his final exam at Wellspring Arms, and Jack O'Neill decorated Dite's condom display with Christmas lights. ...I worry about him and also applaud his marketing.
And that looks like the end for us today! Is it wrong that I want to head to the post office and watch people run in at the last minute?
Barney: Your life is just sad...let's make it a drinking game!
Lily: Sure, that makes it less sad. ...I'm in.
Barney: Yet another day we celebrate the fact that I am not a father?
Lily: There's that, too. But it's also Tax Day, if it's escaped anyone's notice. And by the time we go to air... hope you guys were all ready!
Barney: Please, taxes? Haven't you people heard of money shelters or the Cayman Islands? I've got a number of a guy who could make all your taxes disappear!
Lily: Cayman Islands? Are you sure that's actually legal?
Barney: Because tax laws are legal.
SCHOOL
Even on that day the rest of you worry about taxes, the students have classes! Aren't we all excited? *chittering* What, it's not like they ever mingle in class. *cranky chittering* Since when does a lecture count as mingling. It's not like the little bastards talked.
...
Oh fine, extra rum for the reports. Happy? *clanking of glasses* Now that we've settled that, we can talk about People Suck having a lecture before attacking one another with water balloons until Joan asks Loki about his little winged freaks and some unnamed dude.
Deadpool's Dummies didn't Model so much as Attire a Child and...yes, another shot, mingle. Tara asks the kid about giraffes and colors while Hannibal is hot
Today was the last chance for the Perfect Crime kids to listen and plot while Rick messed around as only a professor really can...not like that, Aly.
And look, some appropriate growling happened in the library with Georgey. Just say no to knives, kid. Henry that librarian dude was all up in Georgey's grill about the dog indoors who is really Beka.
Now, we pause for a word from our sponsors.
Lily: Wait, we have sponsors now?
Barney: Consider them friendly investors who bought me dinner. Ahem. Today's office hours have been brought to you by Sushi Station, who would like to remind you that there is only one week left of classes before the island is invaded by visitors and alumni! Remember kids, just because you didn't know mom was coming to town doesn't mean you shouldn't have dinner reservations ready!
Now, on to the news that isn't new. Steve doodled, Drake Feuded, and Skywalker talked to Raven about horribly named children --really? Anakin? -- and only sleeping with Chuck Bass after double bagging it. Good call.
The ASS kids watched movies about family while crying over fried food with Emmett and Gabs.
DORMS
Lily: Looks like the students weren't doing much today. Maybe everyone was off island or something. Dinah was taking care of Momoko, who's currently a hummingbird. You'll all be glad to know Momoko is so far uneaten by Dinah's cat. More on that as things progress. Bobby was working on correspondence work, and Kennedy came by to talk about his potential Boy Scoutness. Maybe that means he's only prepared some of the time.
Barney: Or he's incapable of tying a knot. A skill very useful later in life, my friends.
Lily: In the fourth floor common room, Jak was in a bad mood and watching racing, and people came to hang out with him anyway. Hannibal hadn't seen him in a while and got to fill him in on the kids showing up, but Jak isn't sorry he missed it. Jak and Tahiri shared stories of getting blown up and losing consciousness- jeez, guys- and how kids are not the thing some people need with their lifestyles. Tahiri and Hannibal don't know each other but figure, hey, why not start now.
Why not start now. Very good point.
TOWN
Lily: Sirius and Remus were taking time to, I don't know, be British at each other, She of the Difficult Name was arguing with her phone at the Perk, Katina was smoking at work- OUTSIDE, not inside. Good. I don't want that stuff inside the store when I come in tomorrow. There's no reason for me to walk in inhaling the sweet sweet smell of- Anyway. Jonas was having his cake and reading too at JGOB, Jennifer got an upsetting letter at the law office, where most people get upsetting letters from the law office. Kennedy and Tara planned a picnic, but since Tara was reading a cookbook in the magic shop, maybe Kennedy should prepare all the food? Just a suggestion.
There was the usual rehearsal, where Jack Priest and Emma caught up about this weekend's daughters, Dinah checked to make sure Sam was ready for graduation and oh yeah, the play, and then there was actual rehearsal. People checked in with Harper about their costumes, and Emma got to see some of the choices. I'm sure it was very interesting.
Simon got mocked by the nurses at the clinic, Kyle the Jedi couldn't work with naked people, so he wasn't going to be hanging around Tino at Caritas... Again, Tino? This is not the time to practice the Naked Man.
Barney: Ooh, was he doing the Captain Morgan? Does it say if it worked? You know, fifty-fifty chance!
Lily: You'll just have to ask the naked guy yourself. Helen was at the Gig, while Millie was moping at Book Haven, Hoshi locked Gunther in a closet at the Arms and that just makes me curious as to what the backstory was there, Nathan Algren was preparing for his final exam at Wellspring Arms, and Jack O'Neill decorated Dite's condom display with Christmas lights. ...I worry about him and also applaud his marketing.
And that looks like the end for us today! Is it wrong that I want to head to the post office and watch people run in at the last minute?
Barney: Your life is just sad...let's make it a drinking game!
Lily: Sure, that makes it less sad. ...I'm in.