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likeguidelines bringin' ye the good, the bad 'n the ugly--not ye, Quark--of this Sunday in Fandom.
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
It be summer. If ye really be thinkin' thar be any manner o' studyin' goin' on, ye be needin' rum more than I do.
Well, other than Isabel, who be readin' outside. But she be discoverin' that Jack be a fox now. As ye do. Parker be noticin' the change as well. Apparently it be happenin' because Jack be hittin' on a woman in the park. Ye be warned. Bel be wantin' t'be included the next time thar be a fight wit' mummies--I be not sure why--but he also be tellin' Parker jes' in case she be in charge o' that sort o' thing, I guess.
Mayhaps cheerleadin' counts as studyin'? I be wantin' a closer look at the skirts, meself. They be practicin' cheers, as makes sense, but they also be doin' a lot o' talkin'. Bel be talkin' t' Lana 'n Marie, Willow be talkin' t' Marie, Kaylee, Cameron 'n Bel. Oh! I be havin' a cheer fer ye! Be repeatin':
Zombies, mummies 'n creatures, o my!
Go Gremlins, Go Gremlins, mayhaps we won't die!
Personally, I be thinkin' if the skirts be short enough, it be not matterin' what ye be sayin'. Anyway, Tyler 'n River also be thar talkin' about basketball, which be the sport the cheerleaders be cheerin' for, apparently.
Roomin'
In the third floor common room this mornin', Walter be cookin' om...egg things 'n watchin' a special on Da Vinci. I be knowin' him! He be makin' a lovely picture o' a smilin' lady I be appropriatin' fer art class last semester. Anyway, Pippi 'n Walter be talkin' about things that go in eggs -- did ye know that Jedi be hatched from eggs? It be true. Anakin be tellin' me that a few months ago -- 'n Alfred's return. Conner be meetin' Pip-who-used-t'be-a-goose, Walter 'n the cutest little hellpuppy ever. I be not believin' I be sayin' that. Conner also be meetin' Pippi 'n talkin' about soccer. I be supposin' I should be carin' about the World Cup now, but it be seemin' like a lot of effort. Pip-who-used-t'be-a-goose be not a goose any more, more's the pity. Nadia 'n Pippi be fillin' Pip-who-used-t'be-a-goose in on detention yesterday. Since Miho--hello, Miho!--be runnin' it, I be sure a lovely time be had by all. Tempe be thar too, meetin' Pup, Pippi, 'n Stark. Nadia be tired 'n talkin' wit' Walter, then be discussin' what job a mascot be havin'. If it be involvin' dressin' like a gremlin? I be lookin' out fer Zero when she be comin' back. Seras be thar fer egg things, 'n be talkin' soccer wit' Pippi and possible illness wit' Nadia. Stark be thar fer the free food, too--he be hearin' about ghost stories 'n detention as a bonus, really.
Aeryn be in the gym. In other equally shockin' news, the sun be comin' up. John be thar 'n S-wench-wit'-the-long-name. Walter 'n Seras also be thar sparrin'. *rustles papers* I be thinkin' that be not a euphemism.
Jack--before he be a fox--be checkin' in on Cedric, Sam-who-be-a-wench, Isabel and Parker. Rory be stoppin' by Parker's as well fer a bit o' a heated discussion. But now thar be no puddin'. I be sure ye all be as disappointed as I be.
Isabel 'n Greg apparently be officially a thing now--I be sure thar be a card fer that or somethin'--as be Cameron 'n Molly. In related news, Ranma be afraid o' kitties. Okay, that be not at all related, but I be findin' it amusin' all the same. Speakin' o' kitties, Tempe be missin' the ones she be pickin' up from the kitty plague.
Sam-who-be-a-wench be visited by Jack-who-be-a-fox, Veronica 'n Archie be havin' dinner, 'n Piper be cookin' somethin' up, too. Oh, and Joxer be in the wrong room. It be happenin' t' the best of us, matey.
As seems t' be the trend on Sundays, everyone bemakin' linkdrops writin' home. Principal o' Vice Pierce be writin' his father, Conner be sendin' email, 'n so be Peter Parker 'n Parker Parker. Hermione be gettin' mail brought by a tiny owl. As ye do, I suppose. Oh, and Clark be contemplatin' his time here in Fandom. Aye, occasionally we can read yer thoughts, too. Most o' the time we just be choosin' not to. They be not that interestin', honestly.
On the third floor they be watchin' swashbucklin' movies. I do be lovin' t' swash me buckle. Or be that too personal t' share? Thar be Robin Hood, 'n Nature Trail t' Hell--which I thought be leadin' t' Stickbug Cabin, or be I wrong?--'n another Robin Hood 'n Bel Who Be A Witch Project--I thought he were datin' a witch?--'n another Robin Hood. I be thinkin' ye need t' expand yer collection, matey.
Conner, Xander, Bridge 'n Parker be watchin' soccer in the second floor common room. I be hearin' somethin' about ferrets 'n forest sex, but I really be not wantin' t' know.
Okay, I be wantin' t' know. I'll be askin' the squirrels about it tomorrow.
On the fifth floor, Blair be tryin' t' convince Nadia that she be havin' the plague. If she do, I be havin' a flag she could hang from her window t' let everyone else know. Blair also be tellin' Dean t' try t' wake Buffy up wit' a kiss. Around here, that might turn her into a frog--it could be embarrassin'. Dean be tellin' Nadia he be beat up by his mummy, then be tellin' Tyler thar be worse things than zombies. Fer instance, substitute history teachers. Dawn be checkin' up on Dean, Tyler be meetin' Blair 'n tellin' Nadia she be lookin' awful. This be a hint--even if it be true, ye never tell a wench she be lookin' bad. Walter be checkin' on Nadia--not mention' that she be lookin' awful, by the way--then be meetin' Tyler 'n Dawn. Dawn be checkin' in on Tyler, too, and then be talkin' wit' a giddy Molly--she be datin' Cameron now, 'n thar be a sign about it 'n everything. Molly also be talkin' wit' Blair. I be sure that be not at all awkward. Nadia be meetin' Sam-who-be-not-a-wench and Xander-who-be-not-graduated.
Piper 'n Phoebe, then Bel 'n Piper be up on the roof together. I be assumin' they be broodin' or something, since that be what ye do on the roof. Ooh, Callisto also be thar wit' Bel. If someone be gettin' tossed off, I be wantin' video footage o' it, okay?
Apparently, it be official. Nadia be sick. No word if it be plague or not.
Revelin'
The troopers be havin' brunch at Jeff, God o' Biscuits. I be enjoyin' thar pie, meself. The bakery's. Not the troopers. I be never tryin' the troopers pie. And that be not a euphemism, ye sick-type people.
Lucas be sendin' Nadia home early from the music store, Willow 'n Marie be havin' dinner together at Luke's, where Callynanders also be, um, talkin' about Anders' problems wit' gas. I be thinkin' these notes be a tad too detailed tonight.
Parker be at the Sin gettin' somethin' o' Jarod's from Miho. Hello, Miho!
Aeryn 'n Anakin be in Caritas. In totally not related news, GOB be havin' a problem havin' drinks dropped on him. Mayhaps it be the zombies. Give 'im a sax, see if it be stoppin', that be me advice.
In the clinic, Peter Parker 'n Sam-who-be-a-wench be stoppin' by in the mornin', 'n Stark be thar in the evenin'.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit'-the-Hat, and have a good night!
likeguidelines bringin' ye the good, the bad 'n the ugly--not ye, Quark--of this Sunday in Fandom.Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
It be summer. If ye really be thinkin' thar be any manner o' studyin' goin' on, ye be needin' rum more than I do.
Well, other than Isabel, who be readin' outside. But she be discoverin' that Jack be a fox now. As ye do. Parker be noticin' the change as well. Apparently it be happenin' because Jack be hittin' on a woman in the park. Ye be warned. Bel be wantin' t'be included the next time thar be a fight wit' mummies--I be not sure why--but he also be tellin' Parker jes' in case she be in charge o' that sort o' thing, I guess.
Mayhaps cheerleadin' counts as studyin'? I be wantin' a closer look at the skirts, meself. They be practicin' cheers, as makes sense, but they also be doin' a lot o' talkin'. Bel be talkin' t' Lana 'n Marie, Willow be talkin' t' Marie, Kaylee, Cameron 'n Bel. Oh! I be havin' a cheer fer ye! Be repeatin':
Zombies, mummies 'n creatures, o my!
Go Gremlins, Go Gremlins, mayhaps we won't die!
Personally, I be thinkin' if the skirts be short enough, it be not matterin' what ye be sayin'. Anyway, Tyler 'n River also be thar talkin' about basketball, which be the sport the cheerleaders be cheerin' for, apparently.
Roomin'
In the third floor common room this mornin', Walter be cookin' om...egg things 'n watchin' a special on Da Vinci. I be knowin' him! He be makin' a lovely picture o' a smilin' lady I be appropriatin' fer art class last semester. Anyway, Pippi 'n Walter be talkin' about things that go in eggs -- did ye know that Jedi be hatched from eggs? It be true. Anakin be tellin' me that a few months ago -- 'n Alfred's return. Conner be meetin' Pip-who-used-t'be-a-goose, Walter 'n the cutest little hellpuppy ever. I be not believin' I be sayin' that. Conner also be meetin' Pippi 'n talkin' about soccer. I be supposin' I should be carin' about the World Cup now, but it be seemin' like a lot of effort. Pip-who-used-t'be-a-goose be not a goose any more, more's the pity. Nadia 'n Pippi be fillin' Pip-who-used-t'be-a-goose in on detention yesterday. Since Miho--hello, Miho!--be runnin' it, I be sure a lovely time be had by all. Tempe be thar too, meetin' Pup, Pippi, 'n Stark. Nadia be tired 'n talkin' wit' Walter, then be discussin' what job a mascot be havin'. If it be involvin' dressin' like a gremlin? I be lookin' out fer Zero when she be comin' back. Seras be thar fer egg things, 'n be talkin' soccer wit' Pippi and possible illness wit' Nadia. Stark be thar fer the free food, too--he be hearin' about ghost stories 'n detention as a bonus, really.
Aeryn be in the gym. In other equally shockin' news, the sun be comin' up. John be thar 'n S-wench-wit'-the-long-name. Walter 'n Seras also be thar sparrin'. *rustles papers* I be thinkin' that be not a euphemism.
Jack--before he be a fox--be checkin' in on Cedric, Sam-who-be-a-wench, Isabel and Parker. Rory be stoppin' by Parker's as well fer a bit o' a heated discussion. But now thar be no puddin'. I be sure ye all be as disappointed as I be.
Isabel 'n Greg apparently be officially a thing now--I be sure thar be a card fer that or somethin'--as be Cameron 'n Molly. In related news, Ranma be afraid o' kitties. Okay, that be not at all related, but I be findin' it amusin' all the same. Speakin' o' kitties, Tempe be missin' the ones she be pickin' up from the kitty plague.
Sam-who-be-a-wench be visited by Jack-who-be-a-fox, Veronica 'n Archie be havin' dinner, 'n Piper be cookin' somethin' up, too. Oh, and Joxer be in the wrong room. It be happenin' t' the best of us, matey.
As seems t' be the trend on Sundays, everyone be
On the third floor they be watchin' swashbucklin' movies. I do be lovin' t' swash me buckle. Or be that too personal t' share? Thar be Robin Hood, 'n Nature Trail t' Hell--which I thought be leadin' t' Stickbug Cabin, or be I wrong?--'n another Robin Hood 'n Bel Who Be A Witch Project--I thought he were datin' a witch?--'n another Robin Hood. I be thinkin' ye need t' expand yer collection, matey.
Conner, Xander, Bridge 'n Parker be watchin' soccer in the second floor common room. I be hearin' somethin' about ferrets 'n forest sex, but I really be not wantin' t' know.
Okay, I be wantin' t' know. I'll be askin' the squirrels about it tomorrow.
On the fifth floor, Blair be tryin' t' convince Nadia that she be havin' the plague. If she do, I be havin' a flag she could hang from her window t' let everyone else know. Blair also be tellin' Dean t' try t' wake Buffy up wit' a kiss. Around here, that might turn her into a frog--it could be embarrassin'. Dean be tellin' Nadia he be beat up by his mummy, then be tellin' Tyler thar be worse things than zombies. Fer instance, substitute history teachers. Dawn be checkin' up on Dean, Tyler be meetin' Blair 'n tellin' Nadia she be lookin' awful. This be a hint--even if it be true, ye never tell a wench she be lookin' bad. Walter be checkin' on Nadia--not mention' that she be lookin' awful, by the way--then be meetin' Tyler 'n Dawn. Dawn be checkin' in on Tyler, too, and then be talkin' wit' a giddy Molly--she be datin' Cameron now, 'n thar be a sign about it 'n everything. Molly also be talkin' wit' Blair. I be sure that be not at all awkward. Nadia be meetin' Sam-who-be-not-a-wench and Xander-who-be-not-graduated.
Piper 'n Phoebe, then Bel 'n Piper be up on the roof together. I be assumin' they be broodin' or something, since that be what ye do on the roof. Ooh, Callisto also be thar wit' Bel. If someone be gettin' tossed off, I be wantin' video footage o' it, okay?
Apparently, it be official. Nadia be sick. No word if it be plague or not.
Revelin'
The troopers be havin' brunch at Jeff, God o' Biscuits. I be enjoyin' thar pie, meself. The bakery's. Not the troopers. I be never tryin' the troopers pie. And that be not a euphemism, ye sick-type people.
Lucas be sendin' Nadia home early from the music store, Willow 'n Marie be havin' dinner together at Luke's, where Callynanders also be, um, talkin' about Anders' problems wit' gas. I be thinkin' these notes be a tad too detailed tonight.
Parker be at the Sin gettin' somethin' o' Jarod's from Miho. Hello, Miho!
Aeryn 'n Anakin be in Caritas. In totally not related news, GOB be havin' a problem havin' drinks dropped on him. Mayhaps it be the zombies. Give 'im a sax, see if it be stoppin', that be me advice.
In the clinic, Peter Parker 'n Sam-who-be-a-wench be stoppin' by in the mornin', 'n Stark be thar in the evenin'.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer Matey-wit'-the-Hat, and have a good night!