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fandom_radio2010-03-28 01:29 am
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WTFH Radio, Saturday, March 27
Good evening, Fandom, it's your Saturday Night Demon, back from taste testing oysters up the coast. I'm in the mood for looooooooooooove, but everyone's fighting monsters.
SCHOOL
Griff was at the library with a crying lemur. Wait, it's a baby named lemur? Ooh, is it robobaby time again? Anyway, Jack of the O'Neill flavor, Summer, and Kyle were all at the library to do research. Elena joined them later and told them she spotted a mad scientist in the warehouse district. Effy tried to help soothe baby Lemur, but failed,
DORMS
The First Floor Lobby was open for all your gas mask and teleporting needs, courtesy of Kurt. Gabrielle took a gas mask and headed out with her staff, and I hope that's a staff of burly men and not a big wooden stick. Dru returned from monkeypony wrangling and chatted with Kurt about the fog and what the heck is going on. Bobby came in to take a break from his own hunting and discussed with Kurt about how he's on the down low. Awww, MiniDrake, come out of the closet, it'll be OK, I promise! Kate was playing with her pink plastic pearls, and why do the notes say "NOT DIRTY, DRAKE"? Mitchell checked up on her and tried to be all disapproving of her smoking, but it didn't work too well because he had a cigarette himself. Bobby told Kate to start a flame war on the internet if she's bored, while Kurt just suggested watching TV.
Makita returned from patrol only to have Kurt start talking about salami, and am I allowed to say that is dirty? Kennedy, on the other hand, was dirty, or at least her sword was. She also thought Kurt's teleporting was a little stinky. Zack was dirty, too, and Kurt warned him not to dribble monster guts on the cookies. Because ew.
Up on the fifth floor, Hurley made waffles and summoned all the blondes to his yard. Ino hates everything, except waffles. Elle was all excited about waffles until Hurley told her she was hallucinating, which made her all wibbly. K-Mart showed up for a little rest after her monster mashing outside.
TOWN
His Chuckness visited Sam to see if he was doing OK, what with his stepmom going missing. Dinah and Roy went a-hunting down by the boardwalks but find Jak with no C instead. A big bad wolf takes a chunk out of a monster as well, but herded Bod to someplace safe. Miss Green and Dangerous convinced the wolf she didn't need protection, so he went to hang out with Dimitri instead. Wolfie had a busy day, because he ran around with Blysse and Blind Seer and Tahiri and Rose, who got snarky on his ass. And Jak with no C and Triela ran into each other and got into a measuring contest.
The monsters were out in force and tried to get all grr argh with Ben, George, Bruce, and Elena and K-Mart. Arthur and Merlin did battle in the park, and Arthur got knocked out and had to be dragged to the clinic. Gabrielle tried diplomacy, and we can guess how well that ended up. Zayne found nothing to fight in the park, probably because they critters were all trying to nom on Arthur. Edmund was tripping merrily down Apocalypse Ave until Rose tried to get him to wear a gas mask. Alex Karev was attacked by a monkeypony and doused in beer, and Rose had to save his ass, too. Momoko took care of herself against a big ol' lizard, and Alice was hallucinating in the fog until Kyle came to the rescue.
In non-monster-fighting news, Jaina popped into Caritas to check on Tino, and Fred had the gym open in case any monkeyponies wanted to work out.
So the moral of this newscast is if you must go outside, wear protection, or call your local demon for transportation. That's 555-LURV.
SCHOOL
Griff was at the library with a crying lemur. Wait, it's a baby named lemur? Ooh, is it robobaby time again? Anyway, Jack of the O'Neill flavor, Summer, and Kyle were all at the library to do research. Elena joined them later and told them she spotted a mad scientist in the warehouse district. Effy tried to help soothe baby Lemur, but failed,
DORMS
The First Floor Lobby was open for all your gas mask and teleporting needs, courtesy of Kurt. Gabrielle took a gas mask and headed out with her staff, and I hope that's a staff of burly men and not a big wooden stick. Dru returned from monkeypony wrangling and chatted with Kurt about the fog and what the heck is going on. Bobby came in to take a break from his own hunting and discussed with Kurt about how he's on the down low. Awww, MiniDrake, come out of the closet, it'll be OK, I promise! Kate was playing with her pink plastic pearls, and why do the notes say "NOT DIRTY, DRAKE"? Mitchell checked up on her and tried to be all disapproving of her smoking, but it didn't work too well because he had a cigarette himself. Bobby told Kate to start a flame war on the internet if she's bored, while Kurt just suggested watching TV.
Makita returned from patrol only to have Kurt start talking about salami, and am I allowed to say that is dirty? Kennedy, on the other hand, was dirty, or at least her sword was. She also thought Kurt's teleporting was a little stinky. Zack was dirty, too, and Kurt warned him not to dribble monster guts on the cookies. Because ew.
Up on the fifth floor, Hurley made waffles and summoned all the blondes to his yard. Ino hates everything, except waffles. Elle was all excited about waffles until Hurley told her she was hallucinating, which made her all wibbly. K-Mart showed up for a little rest after her monster mashing outside.
TOWN
His Chuckness visited Sam to see if he was doing OK, what with his stepmom going missing. Dinah and Roy went a-hunting down by the boardwalks but find Jak with no C instead. A big bad wolf takes a chunk out of a monster as well, but herded Bod to someplace safe. Miss Green and Dangerous convinced the wolf she didn't need protection, so he went to hang out with Dimitri instead. Wolfie had a busy day, because he ran around with Blysse and Blind Seer and Tahiri and Rose, who got snarky on his ass. And Jak with no C and Triela ran into each other and got into a measuring contest.
The monsters were out in force and tried to get all grr argh with Ben, George, Bruce, and Elena and K-Mart. Arthur and Merlin did battle in the park, and Arthur got knocked out and had to be dragged to the clinic. Gabrielle tried diplomacy, and we can guess how well that ended up. Zayne found nothing to fight in the park, probably because they critters were all trying to nom on Arthur. Edmund was tripping merrily down Apocalypse Ave until Rose tried to get him to wear a gas mask. Alex Karev was attacked by a monkeypony and doused in beer, and Rose had to save his ass, too. Momoko took care of herself against a big ol' lizard, and Alice was hallucinating in the fog until Kyle came to the rescue.
In non-monster-fighting news, Jaina popped into Caritas to check on Tino, and Fred had the gym open in case any monkeyponies wanted to work out.
So the moral of this newscast is if you must go outside, wear protection, or call your local demon for transportation. That's 555-LURV.