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Fandom Radio, Thursday March 25
*sound of smacking on skin*
Barney: SQUIRREL!
Lily: OW. What was that for?
Barney: THEY FOUND US!
Lily: ...There are monsters and now there's drinking and we have to still do radio? Do we get hazard pay?
Barney: I demand compensation! ...And drinks!
SCHOOL
Barney: You know, the least the little bastards could do is shorten these damned notes if I have to read them while in hiding from giant green monsters who just finished decimating Tokyo. *chittering* Really? Deadpool's ASS canceled class? Ah, sadly it was ASS the group, not the one covered by filthy pajamas. Seems no one felt like actually doing their jobs today due to fog and monsters as Loki lets his Kurt, Jacob and Claudia sit around and complain in People Suck. Rick earns points by freaking out at his class about monkey-ponies and activating a laser tag fight! Lily, LASER TAG!!!
Lily: I'm sure he did that just for you, Barney.
Barney: But why didn't he call? At least Gibbs let me in on the game! Whatever, I don't care, I can laser tag anytime I want as Dean of Awesome Students. Oh yeah. George hits the books at the library and is joined by Karla, Kyle, Jack, Jonas, Chloe, Harper, Mayor McCheese, Naomi, and Morgana. The group was watched by creeper Henry. Pedo anyone?
...Speaking of, we've gotten to the office hours portion of the broadcast that we shall forever call Ruining Barney's Buzz. Drake was musical while Paige had some book of blah blah that maybe would've helped Skywalker with his young girl problems.
DORMS
Lily: So we all know there are monsters out there, right? We're all clear on that? Well, some people were smart enough not to go outside, where there are no monsters. ...Unlike us. Take Dan, for instance, who had robot baby twins to take care of. And Griff, whose roommate was trying to talk into shoving his robot baby into a closet. And Jill, who Dinah was glad to see was not under her bed. I don't know. Arthur got visits from Merlin and Kennedy and a text from Dinah. Nothing wrong with that. Or everyone and their mother, who all checked up on Emma today. Jack Priest tried to get her to be safe. Emma's not so much for being told what to do. I like her. She told Beka about how she sprained her brain, and Bobby brought her chocolate, Karla brought headache stuff and tea, and by the time Kate wandered in, Emma was wondering what radio said about her. Well, there was that brain spraining thing... And Jacob showed up at Morgana's room naked with a robot baby.
...There's really nothing I can say to make that a better sentence.
Barney: They had sex. There, the sentence is better.
Lily: And of course, since people were being smart, it means the dorms were the happening place to be today. Good thing the squirrels are here in the bar to bring me a drink for when I finish. Raven was in the lobby, waiting to help people, like Hannibal. She also got to tell him that she didn't eat any lizards yesterday. Sure you didn't. Raven told a cranky Azula what the monsters are like, but Azula thought it was like something back home. I never want to go where she is from. Joan got warned not to go out, and they talked about creating a safe spot for pets when stuff like this happens. Kurt wanted someone to make an announcement, but Raven pointed out that there was one last night on radio. And Leda just got back after getting stitches, and thought Raven was a monster. Yeah, that seems to be happening here.
Oh, and there was more naked Jacob with his robot baby. It just gets funnier every time i say it.
Barney: And he had more sex!
Lily: Also in the lobby, Francine was handing out masks, which Dinah took, and Kurt was offering teleportation services. Um, Kurt? That might help us get back home, because I'm not going back out in this.
And apparently, the show must go on! ...Seriously? Seriously? There are monsters out there and you're having play rehearsal? What is wrong with you people? Jack Priest set things up on the sixth floor, complete with mingling. There's no stage, did I mention that? Kate told Jack about how she's already got a TA gig for the summer, Priestly was sporting quite the fog-related ensemble, which got him some attention from Kate, Jack and Sam. Jack got to thank Karla, who was also asked by Dinah if she was keeping safe. They rehearsed, and Tony showed a little late, and instead of making costumes, Harper was making tea. I hear that helps in a crisis like fog.
Barney: Ugh, Tino! More drinks! ...Tino! Fine, where's the scotch here?
TOWN
Lily: And while we're looking for more booze, over in town... okay there was more nakedness. She of the Difficult Name got some assistance from a fully-clothed Tim Desmond when she was locked out of her apartment, and in less fun news, Annja showed up at Sean's with blood in her hair after getting some attention from Hoshi at the hotel. On the streets, Jennifer and Savannah got into it thinking they were fighting monsters, and Jaina and Lois pretty much did the same. This is why you stay in, people.
Dani Reese was manning the phones at the trooper station. For some reason I kinda figure they were busy today. Jack O'Neill was hallucinating monkeyponies, and asked to be put in a cell. You don't hear many people asking for that. Despite the fog, Covent Garden Flowers was open for business, as was the church. Where Castiel was hallucinating his parishoners were monsters. That had to be an interesting sermon.
Yeah, okay, Barney, it's your turn. It's margarita time.
Barney: Mmm, nothing like an aged friend to make everything better! At least until I have to report on a wolf fighting a lizard and having a conversation with Mitchell while a monkey-pony resisted Reese arrest. Do you think she does shows? Maybe the wolf's advice helped with that. Or they all got horrified by Jacob dragging his baby into an attack. Use it as a weapon, kid! Then there were wolves talking it up...as wolves do.
Yeah, no, I need another drink! TINO!
Lily: I guess we're just trading off notes on who needs a drink refill now. Annja was attacked by a lizard thing, Priestly was rocking lacrosse gear as protection at Luke's, and Max and Anakin seemed to think the other was a dinosaur or something. Algren put up a sign at Wellspring Arms that while guns weren't for sale, everyone could meditate. Because who needs weapons when there are monsters. Helen made sure the horses were safe at the Gig, Millie hid out in the bookstore, Dimitri was brooding at the gym, and Dite's was closed because Jack O'Neill checked himself into jail.
And then there's Dinah yet again, and a beetle thing? I don't know. They went to fight things. I don't get how this is smart after everything I've said tonight.
And lastly, this broadcast has been brought to you from me and Barney at Caritas! And Marshall, baby, I think I'm spending the night if there's no teleportation happening.
Barney: Dude, there is perfectly good booze here, why leave? In fact, let's tie Tino to the door so the monsters get him first?
Lily: Once I finish this margarita, I might think that's a good idea!
Barney: Once you finish that margarita, you'll be laying on the floor crying for infants to cuddle.
Lily: I would never do that. Why's the squirrel waving a little sock?
Barney: SQUIRREL!
Lily: OW. What was that for?
Barney: THEY FOUND US!
Lily: ...There are monsters and now there's drinking and we have to still do radio? Do we get hazard pay?
Barney: I demand compensation! ...And drinks!
SCHOOL
Barney: You know, the least the little bastards could do is shorten these damned notes if I have to read them while in hiding from giant green monsters who just finished decimating Tokyo. *chittering* Really? Deadpool's ASS canceled class? Ah, sadly it was ASS the group, not the one covered by filthy pajamas. Seems no one felt like actually doing their jobs today due to fog and monsters as Loki lets his Kurt, Jacob and Claudia sit around and complain in People Suck. Rick earns points by freaking out at his class about monkey-ponies and activating a laser tag fight! Lily, LASER TAG!!!
Lily: I'm sure he did that just for you, Barney.
Barney: But why didn't he call? At least Gibbs let me in on the game! Whatever, I don't care, I can laser tag anytime I want as Dean of Awesome Students. Oh yeah. George hits the books at the library and is joined by Karla, Kyle, Jack, Jonas, Chloe, Harper, Mayor McCheese, Naomi, and Morgana. The group was watched by creeper Henry. Pedo anyone?
...Speaking of, we've gotten to the office hours portion of the broadcast that we shall forever call Ruining Barney's Buzz. Drake was musical while Paige had some book of blah blah that maybe would've helped Skywalker with his young girl problems.
DORMS
Lily: So we all know there are monsters out there, right? We're all clear on that? Well, some people were smart enough not to go outside, where there are no monsters. ...Unlike us. Take Dan, for instance, who had robot baby twins to take care of. And Griff, whose roommate was trying to talk into shoving his robot baby into a closet. And Jill, who Dinah was glad to see was not under her bed. I don't know. Arthur got visits from Merlin and Kennedy and a text from Dinah. Nothing wrong with that. Or everyone and their mother, who all checked up on Emma today. Jack Priest tried to get her to be safe. Emma's not so much for being told what to do. I like her. She told Beka about how she sprained her brain, and Bobby brought her chocolate, Karla brought headache stuff and tea, and by the time Kate wandered in, Emma was wondering what radio said about her. Well, there was that brain spraining thing... And Jacob showed up at Morgana's room naked with a robot baby.
...There's really nothing I can say to make that a better sentence.
Barney: They had sex. There, the sentence is better.
Lily: And of course, since people were being smart, it means the dorms were the happening place to be today. Good thing the squirrels are here in the bar to bring me a drink for when I finish. Raven was in the lobby, waiting to help people, like Hannibal. She also got to tell him that she didn't eat any lizards yesterday. Sure you didn't. Raven told a cranky Azula what the monsters are like, but Azula thought it was like something back home. I never want to go where she is from. Joan got warned not to go out, and they talked about creating a safe spot for pets when stuff like this happens. Kurt wanted someone to make an announcement, but Raven pointed out that there was one last night on radio. And Leda just got back after getting stitches, and thought Raven was a monster. Yeah, that seems to be happening here.
Oh, and there was more naked Jacob with his robot baby. It just gets funnier every time i say it.
Barney: And he had more sex!
Lily: Also in the lobby, Francine was handing out masks, which Dinah took, and Kurt was offering teleportation services. Um, Kurt? That might help us get back home, because I'm not going back out in this.
And apparently, the show must go on! ...Seriously? Seriously? There are monsters out there and you're having play rehearsal? What is wrong with you people? Jack Priest set things up on the sixth floor, complete with mingling. There's no stage, did I mention that? Kate told Jack about how she's already got a TA gig for the summer, Priestly was sporting quite the fog-related ensemble, which got him some attention from Kate, Jack and Sam. Jack got to thank Karla, who was also asked by Dinah if she was keeping safe. They rehearsed, and Tony showed a little late, and instead of making costumes, Harper was making tea. I hear that helps in a crisis like fog.
Barney: Ugh, Tino! More drinks! ...Tino! Fine, where's the scotch here?
TOWN
Lily: And while we're looking for more booze, over in town... okay there was more nakedness. She of the Difficult Name got some assistance from a fully-clothed Tim Desmond when she was locked out of her apartment, and in less fun news, Annja showed up at Sean's with blood in her hair after getting some attention from Hoshi at the hotel. On the streets, Jennifer and Savannah got into it thinking they were fighting monsters, and Jaina and Lois pretty much did the same. This is why you stay in, people.
Dani Reese was manning the phones at the trooper station. For some reason I kinda figure they were busy today. Jack O'Neill was hallucinating monkeyponies, and asked to be put in a cell. You don't hear many people asking for that. Despite the fog, Covent Garden Flowers was open for business, as was the church. Where Castiel was hallucinating his parishoners were monsters. That had to be an interesting sermon.
Yeah, okay, Barney, it's your turn. It's margarita time.
Barney: Mmm, nothing like an aged friend to make everything better! At least until I have to report on a wolf fighting a lizard and having a conversation with Mitchell while a monkey-pony resisted Reese arrest. Do you think she does shows? Maybe the wolf's advice helped with that. Or they all got horrified by Jacob dragging his baby into an attack. Use it as a weapon, kid! Then there were wolves talking it up...as wolves do.
Yeah, no, I need another drink! TINO!
Lily: I guess we're just trading off notes on who needs a drink refill now. Annja was attacked by a lizard thing, Priestly was rocking lacrosse gear as protection at Luke's, and Max and Anakin seemed to think the other was a dinosaur or something. Algren put up a sign at Wellspring Arms that while guns weren't for sale, everyone could meditate. Because who needs weapons when there are monsters. Helen made sure the horses were safe at the Gig, Millie hid out in the bookstore, Dimitri was brooding at the gym, and Dite's was closed because Jack O'Neill checked himself into jail.
And then there's Dinah yet again, and a beetle thing? I don't know. They went to fight things. I don't get how this is smart after everything I've said tonight.
And lastly, this broadcast has been brought to you from me and Barney at Caritas! And Marshall, baby, I think I'm spending the night if there's no teleportation happening.
Barney: Dude, there is perfectly good booze here, why leave? In fact, let's tie Tino to the door so the monsters get him first?
Lily: Once I finish this margarita, I might think that's a good idea!
Barney: Once you finish that margarita, you'll be laying on the floor crying for infants to cuddle.
Lily: I would never do that. Why's the squirrel waving a little sock?