http://suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2010-03-11 11:38 pm

Fandom Radio [Thursday, March 11, 2010]

Barney: --And I said, EMILIO! See? Great story.

Lily: That kind of sounds familiar for some reason.

Barney: No it doesn't. Did I ever tell you about the very first time I had sex?

Lily: That's a story I'm sure the listening audience would want to hear. Say, isn't that a big stack of school notes there for you?

*Chittering*

Barney: Hey, don't make me set up an all-mingling event! *weak siiiiiighs* Now, hit me with the notes, fuzzball, there'll be plenty of time after for stories!

SCHOOL

Barney: Deadpool somehow convinces his Dummy Models that t-shirts are worth posing. His sparkling --is there a reason he sparkles? TA seems to agree and I dare them all to show up at Caritas tomorrow night and show off these 'shirts.'

Maybe the People Who Suck will tell you just how special they are. Today they were busy oversharing with Makita, Jono, and Loki. Ooooh, odds somebody overshared a case of the VD! A Perfect Crime should spend their time solving that one instead of time machines. No, that's a lie. Time machines are Awesome as is fighting crime in one. I'll be your wingman anytime, Rick-Roll.

Sounds like Library Georgie had one too many Ho-Hos for lunch and is fidgeting like a two year old double-fisting pixie sticks. Henry looks for a draft. Does he know you shouldn't be able to see the air? This isn't LA. Drake had a little bit of, Paige just had a little bit of Piper and nothing that rhymed, and Skywalker had a little bit of weeping with Raven because he was a baby all weekend.

Lily: Why do I feel like I've just been earwormed?

Barney: Because the power of Lou Bega COMPELS YOU. Fandom's favorite ASS met today for the consumption of treats and to watch a movie about Lesbonic Cheerleaders! That earns a great big Fandom-five from the Barnacle, kids! Jack and Merlin are hoping our own Gremlins are just like these chicks and I can understand why. Even if the various leaders might not agree.

DORMS

Lily: And now we head over to the dorms. You've been with us long enough, I'm sure you all know how our system goes here.

Barney: It's a boring system.

Lily: It may be a boring system, but it works for us. At least I'm going to say it works for us. Kate was on the phone with a friend from home, who Bod got to hear about when he stopped by- and also about her tries at credit card debt. I hear you, sister. Ben woke Ender up by having a nightmare, and Ino left a message for one person and got two calls in return. It kind of sounds like getting interest on your phone calls. Or reward points on your cre- Sorry, I'm stuck on shopping.

Arthur and Zack met in the salle to spar, Hayley was moping in her room, and got to explain to Hinata just why she looks like she does. I'm sure that was a fun story. And then Momoko found Jaime taking apart a vacuum cleaner. I can only assume it had something important stuck up in there. Like jewelry, or a pet.

The cockamouse never ended up in the vacuum, I'll say that truthfully right now.

Barney: It ended up in the bed, didn't it? I knew Eriksen was a sick bastard!

Lily: I'll have you know, I have my limits.

TOWN

Lily: Tara was at the Magic Box and definitely not worrying. Which probably made it easier to joke about the girlfriend handbook with Diana. ...They have those? Huh. Millie was organizing stuff at Book Haven, while Helen was having fun with the horses at the Gig, and Jennifer was reading case law at Cabot and Associates. There's probably been more thrilling reading done. Lindsay was watching the security feed from Stark Industries and got threatened with a firing if she didn't delete it. Lindsay, I don't think I know you, but there's praise and admiration and help on your resume if I get to know what's on that tape.

Barney: I only approve if she's the Lindsay suing the talking babies.

Lily: Katina was painting and listening to "girly music" at Strokes of Genius. Unless it's Lillith Fair, I don't know that I know what girly music would be. Kate got a flower delivery, and Priestly was getting teased about the weekend at work when Tully came by, glad he didn't have to choose between specials. And then there was the church, where Castiel gave a sermon about identity. In the audience, Didi got to apologize to Arthur for the creepy skeleton with boobs hitting on him. Something tells me Arthur had an interesting weekend. She and Castiel talked about their alternate selves, and Chuck teased him about waking up naked with Priestly. Even angels get to do the walk of shame, Chuck.

Hoshi got defensive with Gunther at the Arms and said she had a crazy weekend, and there was of course rehearsal at the Boards. There were even muffins for the play people when they weren't onstage, and Tony and Geoffrey were there to be talked to. She of the difficult name was in the park, and Tyler found her there to say he saw her this week. I saw a lot of people this week. Okay, that's a lie.

Dimitri was being hot at the gym doing pull-ups- the squirrels made note of the hotness- and when Rose came by he told her they're getting extra training time this weekend. And over at Caritas, Kyle was spinning in a chair to prove something to Tino. I hope that worked out for you, Kyle.

Barney: Tino, there's a hundistick in it for you if you make this happen again tomorrow!

Lily: I have no idea what that is. Should I just smile and nod on that one?

Barney: Yes. Good night, Fandom!

Lily: Good night! And yes I'm smiling and nodding.