http://guardian-god.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] guardian-god.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2010-02-26 12:46 am

Fandom Radio [Thursday, February 25, 2010]

*sounds of meowing*

Adrian: Will you be quiet? You've been doing that all day.

Dimitri: Perhaps if you didn't insist on strangling the creature with a leash...

Adrian: I'm not strangling it. It'll run away if I don't put it on one, and I'm not answering for it disappearing on my watch. Besides, it's designer.

Dimitri: I shouldn't be surprised. Of course, without the leash, your pet would not have brought us here on its walk.

Adrian: First, I'm sure you had thrilling plans otherwise. Second, it's not my pet. If I take it for a walk, maybe it will stop scratching up my room. In related news, if there's anyone actually listening who wants a pet kitten, it's very sweet, I promise.

*sounds of hissing and outraged chittering*

Dimitri: Sweet may not be the right word.

Adrian: You're not helping my sales pitch here.

Dimitri: I would think the people of Fandom would appreciate a pet capable of taking on a pack of ...fainting squirrels.

Adrian: ...How about we move on before you do any more damage?

Dimitri: After you, Lord Ivashkov.

TOWN

Adrian: So this is what you radio people do all day. Simon expected a quiet day at the clinic, but he had chatty nurses ruining that for him. Castiel had a small following at the church today, which was too bad because his sermon involved the word "reach-around." A lot of people missed out today, be glad we're here to fill you in. Jack O'Neill had drinks in celebration of the Bahamian vacation he's not on at Dite's, and I have to agree that's a good idea. And then at Caritas, Kyle worked while Tino medaled in being the hottest bartender.

And if you need me, I'll be right over here, laughing my ass off.

BAHAMAS

Dimitri: While we wait, somehow the squirrels have brought us news of the Atlantis Resort where everyone on the trip has a room and should not be sleeping on the beach. Hannibal proved this by curling up in bed, and Jack Burton prepared for a day hiding behind sunglasses on the beach. Alex Russo and Kate spent the day tanning, and we'll assume she used sunscreen and stayed hydrated before regaling Leto about the fun she had last night with...boys and drinking.

Adrian: Good Kate. Glad to see someone's doing spring break right.

Dimitri: There is no right way to spend spring break. Moving on, Leda paid Leto a compliment. Ice cream was the topic of conversation between Ben and Tahiri while Hinata planned to take over a cabbage patch with Jonas.

Adrian: No, there is a way to spend spring break, and I think Hinata missed a very important lesson there.

Dimitri: In any case, Hayley seemed to miss the point of rooms as she slept on the beach, catching the attentions of Didi, Leda, and Hinata. Apparently roommates are not all Hayley could have hoped for.

Adrian: I'd had so much hope Hayley was doing things right, too. that guy who looks like me and Tahiri talked about their vacations, with no apparently mention of boys, drinking, or cabbage patches, and Jack Priest gave up on his letter-writing to bring Emma a drink. Bod- that's a name- told Ben about the wild party he had in their room last night, but it turned out that was all made up. It was probably more exciting than the trip discussion they actually had.

*chittering*

Don't look at me like I'm jealous I'm here. I'm not. I have a kitten to keep me entertained. Anakin and Rory talked about checking up on their daughter, and the possibility of getting her babysitter a present for all this, and Beka and Rose seem to be enjoying their vacations, even if the place is focused on fish. Rose's trip I want to hear all about.

Dimitri: It's good enough to know she's having fun. Much like everyone visiting the resort's spa, including Angela Martin who had an appointment for a massage, and Alex Karev and Effy, who...seemed to have a competition of sorts going on involving garish nail polish and tight leather pants. We won't ask.

Adrian: No, I want to ask. In fact, I have a lot of questions.

Dimitri: No need to infer further gossip from these notes.

Adrian: It's a wonder we get along. Moving on, there was more to do there than there was here, with Kennedy wandering by Atlantis Pals while shopping, and Loki was playing at the speedway, and I have no idea what either of those things are. I have heard of Ben and Jerry's, though, where Ben gave Jaina ice cream recommendations. I suppose he would know. Paige and Summer compared vacations at dinner, and Jacob had to rock climb in a harness. Nice to know our old friend gets to have fun while we're here.

And since Dimitri doesn't want to gossip, Kate and Warren had a coffee date, where they talk about all the drinks she's had lately and why it's better to experiment while on vacation rather than in Fandom. I've decided I like Kate.

*sounds of purring*

The kitten likes Kate too. Kate, would you like a kitten?

Dimitri: Just avoid looking it in the eyes unless you don't need the skin on your hands. The Bahamian adventures continued with visits to the Dolphin Cay, where Bod snorkeled with Makita, Robin, and Karla - who took her time getting used to the technique. A smart move, Karla. The others could learn from your cautious example as they played at the Aquaventure Water Park. Griff and Didi rode the inner tubes and Claire talked Jonas into the Abyss slide, Robin and Fraser applied sunscreen before taking a Serpent Slide, and Kennedy, Naomi, and Dinah were enthusiastic to try different water rides. Joan and Liir were enjoying the tubes, but it seems Liir was sorry not to have his dog with him. Joan and Liir were enjoying the tubes, but it seems Liir was sorry not to have his dog with him.

Adrian: He has a girl in a bathing suit right there presumably, and he's talking about his dog? To each their own? Then there was the Marine Habitat, where Tara, Mat and Aravis watched fish. I'm sure it was more thrilling than it sounds. Have to be there.

The fun continued into the night, where some people, like that guy who looks like me, hung out in their rooms. At least I know we shouldn't be confused no matter how similar we look. The Lagoon Bar and Grill seemed to be the hot place for dinner, because Bod, Ellie, Helen, Hannibal and Sookie were all there, and watching sharks. At the nightclub, Harper's outfit kept her out of the club, but Helen's friend got her into the VIP section. It's all about who you know. And Jim and Paige had a date to go dancing, sans cameraman even. And then there was the Atlantis Live concert, where George was happy to see people being distracted.

Dimitri: That doesn't bode well...nor does it bode well that there was a crowd of students at the Atlantis Casino. Hoshi's low neckline caught Hurley's attentions at the poker table, Emma and Mat compared winnings, and Emma and Rose decided to team up and sucker people. Hmm. Jaina and Rose discussed the need for a trip to Las Vegas, and I refuse to comment on air, Adrian, no matter what that smirk on your face is hoping for.

Adrian: I don't have a smirk. I'm completely innocent here.

*more hissing*

Dimitri: My thoughts exactly if you weren't biting me.

Adrian: It's you the kitten hates, remember. Mat was having a good night at the tables, though Zayne didn't think much of his own luck, Aravis didn't understand the game but told Mat she didn't do too badly last night, Summer tried her hand at blackjack, and Kurt was there even if he wasn't supposed to be. It's all right, we won't tell.

There were other things going on, like Dinah and Momoko meeting up on the beach, but I have to say I'm tired of reporting on everyone else having fun somewhere else.

Dimitri: It does give me reason to look forward to tomorrow night at the pool hall.

Adrian: What's tomorrow night at the pool hall?

Dimitri: I'm meeting some people plus anyone else who shows for a friendly game.

Adrian: You know people? And do fun things? I'm learning so much about you this week.

Dimitri: I do. And anyone who's interested should come. Even you, Adrian.

Adrian: Hopefully you've had your fill of surprising me for a while. I'm going to have to leave the kitten at my place, huh?

Dimitri: Please. And remember that cats don't need to go for walks.

*hissing*

Adrian: The kitten disagrees with you again. That's probably our cue to get out, before it starts trying to claw your leg off again.

Dimitri: Agreed.

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