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Fandom Radio [Thursday, February 11, 2010]
Lily: I feel like I should start off by saying I'm wishing everyone a happy Valentine's Day weekend a day early. What do you think, too soon?
Barney: I have to help organize the Desperation Day dance, of course it's too soon. Though? Hot, desperate women? Nothing I like better.
Lily: Statements like that get so much creepier when I remember you're the Dean of Students.
Barney: I prefer Dean of Awesome Students.
SCHOOL
Barney: Oh Lily, how we missed out today. In Deadpool's Modeling for Dummies class today it was time for the swimsuit edition with plenty of shimmying and TAs posing. Now that is a class I can get behind.
You may prefer Loki's Sucky People classs on BETRAYAL. Naturally, they choose to share bitter tales and then beat the crap out of betrayers. Good method when you're too stupid to hit the bar.
Crime in maritime is the disappearance of some ship. But the squirrels believe the true crime of this class was Rick turning into a castle while they were drooling. ...Do you even salivate? *chittering* Really?
Well, go drool over some cookbook with George in the library or Drake up in his office. Lucky for the all of us, Skywalker managed to drag his butt in from snow for cocoa and babysitting time with Jaina Weird family. Raven told Anakin of her new plans from Nick's office to cure Nick of being a vampire. We wish her luck? I don't pretend to understand how that cure will work without a big piece of sharp wood.
Dirty.
Lily: Ew. Also, I don't think that'd be a cure. Unless you were really- Oh my god, I've been hanging out with you too long.
Barney: Aww, you're becoming my sidekick! Paige listened to old radio podcasts - I hope she caught last week's. No repeat pox for us! - and Sirius planned to counter love potions. Dude, from what I've seen of your mane, no one's gonna try that there.
There's a new support group in town we're gonna shorten to ASS because it's both an acronym and a dirty word. I'm finding it sad that I have to explain this, but I've met enough of you to know it's needed. As with every damn time something happens here, there are snacks and introductions. *chittering* Yes, fine. You earn booze for writing down the words "mingling" and "says" four hundred thousand times a year. Right. So. *ahem* Leto and Tony argue over the hotness of Helen of Troy. She's hot, but totally crazy. End of story. Gabrielle agrees Helen is hot, but Xena is hotter if a lot like Leto...yeah that's not hot on a chick.
Sookie must be from Earth, because she gets into it with Emmett about shitty movies and the hot men who star in them. Francine goes all the way and outs herself as Katina's girl (HOT) to much applause even if Katina says she's not of the gay persuasion. Jack Priest announces his bisexuality - also known as being unable to make up your mind - to Leto and Tony wonders if Helen of Troy was a vampire. This is just becoming an obsession with you people.
Merlin doesn't know famous people, so Tony makes him feel better about being foreign. Jack bitches about the word 'bisexual' even though he was the one making that announcement earlier. Emmett, Gabrielle, and Mitchell are there for people. Not vampires. Just people. It's amazing how they managed not to go there.
DORMS
Lily: Hm, I'm seeing a trend in the notes tonight. People in Fandom, you might want to prepare yourselves just in case it happens to you too. Emma's a stoat, Calvin's now a tiger, and Gwen is a seal. So, kids, maybe stock an extra outfit in a friend's room or something, just in case. And Kate was just getting out of town altogether for the weekend, which as far as I can tell had nothing to do with animals.
Barney: No animals allowed at the Desperation Day Dance! We are not that desperate.
Lily: Let's be grateful for that. Momoko and Dinah were having a chat, but the squirrel chose to pig out on chocolate rather than reporting, which actually sounds really good right now. Sam was selling flowers and tickets for the dance in the lobby today, and he and Jaina got to commiserate about how it's not their favorite holiday this year.
And then Leda was in the fifth floor common room for a Jackie Chan double feature. Well that whole section was painless.
Barney: Unless you're Jackie Chan.
Lily: Jackie Chan delivers the pain.
TOWN
Lily: And now we move townward, where Jono was giving Sookie some training in the preserve. The squirrels are strangely quiet with the details on this for some reason. Oz was investigating a wolf chasing ducks in the park, and Helen brought her new pet to the Gig, so she might want to keep that thing in her sight.
Millie was in a good mood at the bookstore, but Vida had flower delivery problems thanks to the Snowpocalypse, so I'm going to take a wild guess and say her mood was decidedly less good. But then there was Shelley, who wanted some color in her life, so Vida was able to help a girl out on that front, and bond over skin care. Maybe the workday wasn't so bad then. Shelley also hit up Strokes of Genius, where Katina tried to convince her it wasn't really an art store, which somehow led to talk of full body waxes.
...I desperately want to know how that happened.
Barney: You work there, find out and report back!
Lily: Like you're still going to care about full body waxes next week. Wait. The kitchen staff at Luke's were all wearing coats. Cold in there? At church, Castiel was giving a sermon about charity, which confused people. I have to say, my interest in going pretty much disappeared when I figured out every week wasn't all about dirty stuff. Chuck talked to Castiel about donating to charity for the tax breaks, which I think it not the point, and Kurt was all surprised to find out Castiel's an angel. Welcome to Fandom. We have those here.
Jennifer was worried about a date for the dance at the law offices, but Jessi was at the gym sighing over the flowers she got and a mysterious invitation for Valentine's Day. I'm intrigued. Keeping up with the cute stuff, Kennedy asked Tara to go to the dance with her while visiting her at the Magic Box. For some reason that feels really weird to say. Oh, and Kyle got a Valentine from a zombie at Caritas. Maybe he's open-minded.
That's it for all the love stuff. Hoshi and Gunther were speaking in German at the Arms, Mina brought Nathan Algren lunch while he was working at the Arms that are Wellspring and not the hotel, and Tony Foster was trying to set traps for something he can't see at the Boards. ...Then how do you know if you've caught it?
Barney: I bet it's an invisible vampire.
Lily: The bad thing is that I'm so used to being here, I can't say it's not.
Barney: ...So what you're saying is we should leave before it gets here?
Lily: I'm already gone.
Barney: I have to help organize the Desperation Day dance, of course it's too soon. Though? Hot, desperate women? Nothing I like better.
Lily: Statements like that get so much creepier when I remember you're the Dean of Students.
Barney: I prefer Dean of Awesome Students.
SCHOOL
Barney: Oh Lily, how we missed out today. In Deadpool's Modeling for Dummies class today it was time for the swimsuit edition with plenty of shimmying and TAs posing. Now that is a class I can get behind.
You may prefer Loki's Sucky People classs on BETRAYAL. Naturally, they choose to share bitter tales and then beat the crap out of betrayers. Good method when you're too stupid to hit the bar.
Crime in maritime is the disappearance of some ship. But the squirrels believe the true crime of this class was Rick turning into a castle while they were drooling. ...Do you even salivate? *chittering* Really?
Well, go drool over some cookbook with George in the library or Drake up in his office. Lucky for the all of us, Skywalker managed to drag his butt in from snow for cocoa and babysitting time with Jaina Weird family. Raven told Anakin of her new plans from Nick's office to cure Nick of being a vampire. We wish her luck? I don't pretend to understand how that cure will work without a big piece of sharp wood.
Dirty.
Lily: Ew. Also, I don't think that'd be a cure. Unless you were really- Oh my god, I've been hanging out with you too long.
Barney: Aww, you're becoming my sidekick! Paige listened to old radio podcasts - I hope she caught last week's. No repeat pox for us! - and Sirius planned to counter love potions. Dude, from what I've seen of your mane, no one's gonna try that there.
There's a new support group in town we're gonna shorten to ASS because it's both an acronym and a dirty word. I'm finding it sad that I have to explain this, but I've met enough of you to know it's needed. As with every damn time something happens here, there are snacks and introductions. *chittering* Yes, fine. You earn booze for writing down the words "mingling" and "says" four hundred thousand times a year. Right. So. *ahem* Leto and Tony argue over the hotness of Helen of Troy. She's hot, but totally crazy. End of story. Gabrielle agrees Helen is hot, but Xena is hotter if a lot like Leto...yeah that's not hot on a chick.
Sookie must be from Earth, because she gets into it with Emmett about shitty movies and the hot men who star in them. Francine goes all the way and outs herself as Katina's girl (HOT) to much applause even if Katina says she's not of the gay persuasion. Jack Priest announces his bisexuality - also known as being unable to make up your mind - to Leto and Tony wonders if Helen of Troy was a vampire. This is just becoming an obsession with you people.
Merlin doesn't know famous people, so Tony makes him feel better about being foreign. Jack bitches about the word 'bisexual' even though he was the one making that announcement earlier. Emmett, Gabrielle, and Mitchell are there for people. Not vampires. Just people. It's amazing how they managed not to go there.
DORMS
Lily: Hm, I'm seeing a trend in the notes tonight. People in Fandom, you might want to prepare yourselves just in case it happens to you too. Emma's a stoat, Calvin's now a tiger, and Gwen is a seal. So, kids, maybe stock an extra outfit in a friend's room or something, just in case. And Kate was just getting out of town altogether for the weekend, which as far as I can tell had nothing to do with animals.
Barney: No animals allowed at the Desperation Day Dance! We are not that desperate.
Lily: Let's be grateful for that. Momoko and Dinah were having a chat, but the squirrel chose to pig out on chocolate rather than reporting, which actually sounds really good right now. Sam was selling flowers and tickets for the dance in the lobby today, and he and Jaina got to commiserate about how it's not their favorite holiday this year.
And then Leda was in the fifth floor common room for a Jackie Chan double feature. Well that whole section was painless.
Barney: Unless you're Jackie Chan.
Lily: Jackie Chan delivers the pain.
TOWN
Lily: And now we move townward, where Jono was giving Sookie some training in the preserve. The squirrels are strangely quiet with the details on this for some reason. Oz was investigating a wolf chasing ducks in the park, and Helen brought her new pet to the Gig, so she might want to keep that thing in her sight.
Millie was in a good mood at the bookstore, but Vida had flower delivery problems thanks to the Snowpocalypse, so I'm going to take a wild guess and say her mood was decidedly less good. But then there was Shelley, who wanted some color in her life, so Vida was able to help a girl out on that front, and bond over skin care. Maybe the workday wasn't so bad then. Shelley also hit up Strokes of Genius, where Katina tried to convince her it wasn't really an art store, which somehow led to talk of full body waxes.
...I desperately want to know how that happened.
Barney: You work there, find out and report back!
Lily: Like you're still going to care about full body waxes next week. Wait. The kitchen staff at Luke's were all wearing coats. Cold in there? At church, Castiel was giving a sermon about charity, which confused people. I have to say, my interest in going pretty much disappeared when I figured out every week wasn't all about dirty stuff. Chuck talked to Castiel about donating to charity for the tax breaks, which I think it not the point, and Kurt was all surprised to find out Castiel's an angel. Welcome to Fandom. We have those here.
Jennifer was worried about a date for the dance at the law offices, but Jessi was at the gym sighing over the flowers she got and a mysterious invitation for Valentine's Day. I'm intrigued. Keeping up with the cute stuff, Kennedy asked Tara to go to the dance with her while visiting her at the Magic Box. For some reason that feels really weird to say. Oh, and Kyle got a Valentine from a zombie at Caritas. Maybe he's open-minded.
That's it for all the love stuff. Hoshi and Gunther were speaking in German at the Arms, Mina brought Nathan Algren lunch while he was working at the Arms that are Wellspring and not the hotel, and Tony Foster was trying to set traps for something he can't see at the Boards. ...Then how do you know if you've caught it?
Barney: I bet it's an invisible vampire.
Lily: The bad thing is that I'm so used to being here, I can't say it's not.
Barney: ...So what you're saying is we should leave before it gets here?
Lily: I'm already gone.