Fandom Radio, Wednesday 1/20

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There's something to be said about reality TV, my man. Squirrel. Do you guys even have names? Not that I really care, mind. I'll just name ya whatever I feel like at the moment.

Like you over there. Your name is Scratchy. Deal with it.


School
Over at the school, where I work you all know, DADA had their class. They did some watchin' TV shows but didn't debate who played the husband the best, even though everyone knows that's just what you do. Remus got asked by Wings what next week's class was while Sirius was seriously just there. Seriously.

Yeah, that's never gonna get old for me.

Billy Zane's class met up and discussed whether or not love was stronger than death. I'm gonna say Death is stronger. Unless you're in love with her. In which case, you're probably nuts, so... join the club? Kate was all kinds of busy tryin' the explain why she missed last week and Yo Yo Ma and Kennedy were there as TAs with Kennedy gettin' a note from Tweety Bird. Like ya do. Magic for Dummies met up aaaaand talked about rules. Paige and Harper were all up in that. History of Medicine also met up to chat aaaall about Ancient Eygpt but I doubt they mentioned Poccy and his creepiness, so it doesn't really count. Nick and Claire were there too.

The Emo Giant was at the library today, probably emoing it up. Like ya do. Chuck showed up and got told to go play with gremlins. Hey. Sam. Uncool, man. Those things will only make him wear more orange trench coats. I don't approve. Tweety brought him a cupcake as a bribe to not kill her. Yeah, I ain't even touchin' that one. Claire brought him some coffee and they talked about the play. He also talked about the play with Claudia, so I guess it's a big deal or somethin'. I don't know. Oh, and Henry was there with a headache. Dude. Advil.

Try some.

Meanwhile, Ziva opened up study hall where Emma Lite and Jack flirted and I start wonderin' when she got that boob job done to snag Nate's dade. Hiiii, mom in laaaaaw. Oh, and to complete the 616 clusterfuck, Bobby was also there. Doin' somethin' with math. I dunno. Probably to impress his French Canadian love.

Oh, and Zoe was lookin' up warm places to go.

Dorms

Over at the dorms, Prince Sassy Pants was writin' emails to people while Mat with only one t took Claudia on a date and talked about her tragic back story or somethin'. I wasn't payin' attention, really.

Cheerleading got their cheer on when The Emo Giant set shit up at the gym. Theeeey warmed up, got their business on and That Dreadlocked Guy was there too.

This afternoon, Jonas was busy with books and TV. Like the freakin' over achiever he was. Kate showed up and was all curious as to what he was watchin' and he was all about the soaps for 'extracurricular' crap. Which we all know is BS. He loves him some soaps. Don't lie, Jonas. It's only shameful for a bit. Menolly, who I think should be called Melony and will from now on, was there to show off her lizard and her and Jonas commiserated about thinking this place is messed up. Get in liiiine. Kate explained to Melony about the word 'awesome' and how they both lived on an awesome floor. Awesome. Leda and Melony met and Leda was all sorts of curious about her lizards and where she was from. Heh. Lizards. Melony met Jacob and they tried to explain where they were from but neither had heard of where the other was from and it was all very 'Who's on First'. Blysse showed up and agreed with Jonas about the soaps being crazy, but you just know she secretly loves them just like him. Don't lie. Melony and Blysse talk about snuggling animals for warmth and how the fridge is awesome for not havin' to go hunt for food. Oh yeah. Someone take her to the grocery store.

I dare ya.

Jacob told Blysse there was no ham in the fridge. I think it might be a code for somethin'. Leda asked if they could watch Benny Hill and Jonas was all 'what what?' and then it was hilarious. Jacob on the other hand, just changed the channel to somethin' fun like women's tennis. Where there are short shirts and manly men. Lik watchin' women's golf there. Leda theeeen asked Jacob how he was.

Magic Reserve had a snowball fight. Like ya do when you have wacky magic. Theeeey mingled and Karla checked over Tweety before people prepped for their battle royale. But they didn't have Tina Turner there, so... it wasn't as awesome. Oh, and their leader folks were there.

This evenin' Bobby had some turtle pie just why wasn't I given any? C'mon, folks. He got his ass kicked by Kennedy for sayin' she was an adorable hedgehog because apparently only Tara can get away with that. Judgy McJudge Judge showed up and said he'd never turn down free pie. Much like Bobby, it seems. The Judger told Kennedy to stop picking on his fake brother and then introduced himself to her. While judging. Bobby then went on to tell Hurley that it was turtle pie and Hurley was all worried it was a real turtle. Because he doesn't know how delicious endangered species are. Gunn Who Doesn't Make It Work showed up for the free pie like any sane teenager would. Rose tried to convince him that there was a maaaagic spell that made food multiple in the common room. If that was so, people would never leave. Bobby assured him that he wasn't magical or anything. Which is true. He's just like Vanilla Ice. Kennedy tried to convince a very gullible Gunn of the Non-Tim Variety that Bobby's super power was making more food. Muuuulaaaaan got what pie is explained to her by Hurley after 'it's made of awesome' was a big failure. Really, man. Really? Polar bear for you. Bobby let her know it was turtle, but not real turtle pie. Like a fur coat, but not a real fur coat. That's cruel. Gunny told her that it wasn't magical. Which is... helpful. In a way. Rose was actually helpful and told her it had chocolate and caramel in it. Because she's not evil to newbies like sane people. Hurley tried a pick up line on Rose and failed like a big failure who fails. Oh snap. Bobby informed Rose that he's like Scrappy Doo and doesn't need her to defend him from Kennedy. Nah, you need to defend him from blue chicks. Kennedy was forced to wave at Rose, whom she figured out was always around baked goods. Yeah, Rose is gonna by my TA next time then. Got it, Rose? Good. The Goddamn Bruce asked why Bobby was waving Kennedy's hand and found out she used to be an adorable hedgehog. You heard me. Adorable. Kennedy let him know that she really wasn't that excited to see him. Unlike Jeeeeean. Oh, man. I am gonna never stop rippin' on Nate for this one. Never. Anyway, The Goddamn Bruce tried to assure Rose that he was just takin' notes on people likin' free food or somethin' less creepy. He also let Gunn Gunderson know that pie? Is serious business. But not Sirius.

Ahhh, never old.

Town

Over in town Naomi got her nooormal visit from the Mullet at Drunky's place. Ino was lookin' at weapons at Nate's place. Kaaaatina was in a good mood and the world ended at the art shop before Sassy pants stopped by to ruin it and thus avert the apocalypse by admitting to listening to her radio.

This Shelley chick was trying on clothing at Pixie Dust, Mina was all busy at MCA, Tweety had notes for Ino and got a visit from Azula and why did I just shudder? Weird. Lion-o was busy at Luke's, Sophie was workin' on an exhibit on angels and other girly things when she got a visit from Castiel. The angel. It's like a sitcom.

Dru read books at the Magic Box, Layla stared at a dead ladybug because it probably meant we're all gonna die or some crap, Beka with a k wasn't happy about Jessi with an I and her cat at the gym, Mullet read his script at the hat shop, Alice listened to music at Grooovy Tunes, Hot Alex read up on law students slash gay porn stars...

I got nothin' there.

Miss Bennet was in a good mood at the book shop aaaaaand Marshall was catchin' up on his celeb gossip at Caritas. Oh, and Martha was dealing with Swedish crap at the clinc. Ikea? Was it Ikea? Probably Ikea.


And that'll be it. So... yeah. Someone get me some booze. I got class tomorrow, I'm gonna need it.