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Fandom Radio, June 1
Jaye: Hi. I'm back again.
Joel: With a special guest. Hi. I'm Joel. I open the theater. Which we're in.
Jaye: Yeah, occasionally.
Joel: I'm a busy man. With a busy bot.
Jaye: Dirty?
Joel: ...You're sick. You're a sick girl.
Edumacation
Joel: You people and your book learning. Nature and Nature Magic, which I'm going to shorten to Nature Magic because I feel slightly less redundant, they hunt for magical plants. Now I know more of the magical fruit varie-
Jaye: None of that. They learn stuff and cook stuff and Tim stayed behind to talk to Jenny. Teacher's pet.
Joel: Hey, now. Here, he might just be.
Jaye: ...Point.
Joel: Sex Ed- WOO HOO- introduced themselves and played with sex toys. Can I take this class?
Jaye: Ew. No. Also, Crazy Hooker is a Putain Folle.
Joel: ...Okay.
Jaye: Thanks, Rory! I learn. In Wilderness Survival, Callisto stole everyone's shoes again. Then she kept them there until they can start a fire. Cal? You feeling okay? Shoes were given back and my new BFF didn't die. Yay.
Joel: Leadership and Outdoorsmanship... I might name all these classes 'Steve.' They got toys, too-
Jaye: Not dirty.
Joel: Let them think it's dirty.
Jaye: Pay me.
Joel: No. And Pippi and Tim stayed after class. I bet they were naughty.
Jaye: I bet I was right about the teacher's pet thing.
Joel: I wonder what kind of pet.
Living Conditions
Jaye: The Squirrel cabin fough heat with water guns-
Joel: Wimps.
Jaye: It's hot out.
Joel: When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles uphill in this kind of heat. Without shoes.
Jaye: And I bet you liked it.
Joel: No. It was a miserable existance and I hated every second. Which is why you should all suffer.
Jaye: God, you're weird. In Meerkat, Dawn told Dean she broke Buffy. Dawn! No breaking the BFF. Buffy is brokenated. Aww. Look at the boykissy, Buff.
Joel: No no no. Girlkissy.
Jaye: Gah. Don't start this argument.
Joel: It's a valid argument.
Jaye: This is sexual harassment, and I don't have to take it.
Joel: That may be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Molly and Dawn discussed Stickbugs and gnomes. I think this may deserve a song. Join me?
Jaye: BITE ME, no singing. Tim and Seras played in the rain, and no reports of them in the clinic, good. Demyx had some fun with it, too.
Joel: Over in Seawhores-
Jaye: Don't call it Seawhores.
Joel: I heard you the other day. You did it.
Jaye: I can say it. I'm in the freaking cabin. It's different. Pretty Sam and I demanded an entertainment monkey.
Joel: I volunteer Crow. Tom probably would have been better, though.
Jaye: Crow'll do. Rory was bored with me, Alanna chased Faithful around, and Alec and I talked. and HA, Dean. HA!
Joel: Something in your throat?
Jaye: Probably hubris.
Joel: In Koala, John Connor had a nightmares and attacked Bel. At which point the "Delicate Flowers of Koala" investigated, and that didn't go great. I'm selling this script to Hollywood. It will be awesome. Bonus if we can get Kim Cattrall. It'll make the boys happy.
Jaye: So. weird.
Joel: Demyx showed Al his water magic, if you know what I mean-
Jaye: Not dirty.
Joel: -and apparently you don't. Basketball posters went up, and outside Flaming cabin, Piper made brownies. She and Veronica listened to the Pirate, and Bel was a brownie addict. ...What's in those brownies, Piper?
Jaye: Veronica assured Bel she's being good, to which I say NO, V, COME ON. You and Pretty Sam, I need to get you two out. Chloe poked Anders about her workshop, and Tim and Ranma talked outside Puffin.
Joel: Who came up with these cabin names?
Jaye: The powers that be?
Joel: The powers that be what?
Jaye: I like the cabin names.
Joel: They're all Steve to me.
Jaye: Isabel had the popular room again today, with Cedric stopping by for tea, Xander talking dates and Bridgey, Dawn girltalking, Jack thinking she looks happy, and Parker talking about the "daaaaaate"-
Joel: Do you have to say it like that?
Jaye: It's what my notes say.
Joel: ...Huh. It's even got the same number of A's. Willow taught English Peter- weird name, kid-
how to use a computer. Which probably means they just looked at porn. And for some reason Walter was in a French maid outfit. He was mocked by Pippi, Seras, Demyx, and me. Hahahahahahahaha. Also, weird names, people. You're all Steve, too.
Jaye: They are not. Bridgey and Xander decided to have some alone time, and so did Jude and Sak, who made it to the old abandoned shack.
Joel: Were there serial killers?
Jaye: ...No.
Joel:: Aliens?
Jaye: Possibly.
Joel: Aliens named Trumpy?
Jaye: I can't believe you don't shut up.
Out and About
Joel: At Caritas, which I should go to sometimes, there's some fun heckling to be had, Weevil asked Veronica about her post-FH plans. ...Weevil?
Jaye: Yes, Weevil.
Joel: First name Bole?
Jaye: Shhh.
Joel: Can't. What's his brother's name, Stinkbug?
Jaye: ANYWAY, good thing nothing happened at the clinic since Dr. Troy was late. Dr. Goodchild was seemingly on time.
Joel: He would be the Gallant of our little clinic show.
Jaye: Huh?
Joel: You're so young.
Jaye: Did you just pat me on the head?
Joel: Nadia showed Gwynn around All and Sundries, and hey, Jaye, your boss did radio, too.
Jaye: I couldn't think of anything to request this week.
Joel: Try the Gamera song. It's a fan favorite.
Jaye: ...What?
Joel: Giant turtle, friend to Japanese children. You're so uneducated.
Jaye: Oh my god, so weird. Stark went by to see Zhaan, and then I went to the theater. Open the damn thing.
Joel: No.
Jaye: I need a monkey! The next step is whoring out Sam not dirty!
Joel: There's another way to whore?
Jaye: Open up the theater!
Joel: Pie.
Random Crap That Didn't Fit Anywhere Else OMGNOMES
Jaye: GNOMES invaded the Stickbug cabin and clung to the boys in their sleep. Like, garden gnomes? Because that may be the best mental image ever.
Joel: I can think of a few more-
Jaye: No. Never tell me. In Stickbug, King Dork climbed the walls to avoid the gnomes.
Joel: That big baby.
Jaye: Suddenly I like you.
Joel: Aw, shucks. Jamie brought his gnome to Empire Records, where Willow and Marie got to kgnow it. Gnadia is complained to, and Mark comes in to find Lucas and tells Jamie he has a thingie.
Jaye: Wow, Mark. You're so deep.
Joel: the Peter kid with the weird first name hugs his gnome. Don't tell me that's gnot dirty bad wrong.
Jaye: Have you hugged your gnome today?
Joel: Only on Tuesdays. Tyler gnamed his gnome, and Cordelia stopped by. I don't know if she met any gnomes, though. I think she'd have to.
Jaye: Gno escaping it. Jamie showed Aeryn his gnome-
Joel: That's what she said.
Jaye: Oh my god, do you ever quit?
Joel: I think it's all that keeps me going some days.
Jaye: ...Was that emo?
Joel: No. I just wanted to see if you would fall for it. Continuing the gnomeundo, Tyler showed his off to Nadia and Teacher's Pet in the cafeteria, and Cameron? Got his gnome drunk.
Joel: Aw, look, Crunch Buttsteak is using his talents for evil.
Jaye: Talents?
Joel: You'd know better than me.
Jaye: HEY!
Joel: There are cameras, you know.
Jaye: ...
Joel: That should be my cue to leave now, huh?
Jaye: Yuh huh. Open the theater.
Joel: You're fired.
Jaye: What's the difference?
Joel: ...Good point.
Jaye: Night, Fandom.
Joel: With a special guest. Hi. I'm Joel. I open the theater. Which we're in.
Jaye: Yeah, occasionally.
Joel: I'm a busy man. With a busy bot.
Jaye: Dirty?
Joel: ...You're sick. You're a sick girl.
Edumacation
Joel: You people and your book learning. Nature and Nature Magic, which I'm going to shorten to Nature Magic because I feel slightly less redundant, they hunt for magical plants. Now I know more of the magical fruit varie-
Jaye: None of that. They learn stuff and cook stuff and Tim stayed behind to talk to Jenny. Teacher's pet.
Joel: Hey, now. Here, he might just be.
Jaye: ...Point.
Joel: Sex Ed- WOO HOO- introduced themselves and played with sex toys. Can I take this class?
Jaye: Ew. No. Also, Crazy Hooker is a Putain Folle.
Joel: ...Okay.
Jaye: Thanks, Rory! I learn. In Wilderness Survival, Callisto stole everyone's shoes again. Then she kept them there until they can start a fire. Cal? You feeling okay? Shoes were given back and my new BFF didn't die. Yay.
Joel: Leadership and Outdoorsmanship... I might name all these classes 'Steve.' They got toys, too-
Jaye: Not dirty.
Joel: Let them think it's dirty.
Jaye: Pay me.
Joel: No. And Pippi and Tim stayed after class. I bet they were naughty.
Jaye: I bet I was right about the teacher's pet thing.
Joel: I wonder what kind of pet.
Living Conditions
Jaye: The Squirrel cabin fough heat with water guns-
Joel: Wimps.
Jaye: It's hot out.
Joel: When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles uphill in this kind of heat. Without shoes.
Jaye: And I bet you liked it.
Joel: No. It was a miserable existance and I hated every second. Which is why you should all suffer.
Jaye: God, you're weird. In Meerkat, Dawn told Dean she broke Buffy. Dawn! No breaking the BFF. Buffy is brokenated. Aww. Look at the boykissy, Buff.
Joel: No no no. Girlkissy.
Jaye: Gah. Don't start this argument.
Joel: It's a valid argument.
Jaye: This is sexual harassment, and I don't have to take it.
Joel: That may be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Molly and Dawn discussed Stickbugs and gnomes. I think this may deserve a song. Join me?
Jaye: BITE ME, no singing. Tim and Seras played in the rain, and no reports of them in the clinic, good. Demyx had some fun with it, too.
Joel: Over in Seawhores-
Jaye: Don't call it Seawhores.
Joel: I heard you the other day. You did it.
Jaye: I can say it. I'm in the freaking cabin. It's different. Pretty Sam and I demanded an entertainment monkey.
Joel: I volunteer Crow. Tom probably would have been better, though.
Jaye: Crow'll do. Rory was bored with me, Alanna chased Faithful around, and Alec and I talked. and HA, Dean. HA!
Joel: Something in your throat?
Jaye: Probably hubris.
Joel: In Koala, John Connor had a nightmares and attacked Bel. At which point the "Delicate Flowers of Koala" investigated, and that didn't go great. I'm selling this script to Hollywood. It will be awesome. Bonus if we can get Kim Cattrall. It'll make the boys happy.
Jaye: So. weird.
Joel: Demyx showed Al his water magic, if you know what I mean-
Jaye: Not dirty.
Joel: -and apparently you don't. Basketball posters went up, and outside Flaming cabin, Piper made brownies. She and Veronica listened to the Pirate, and Bel was a brownie addict. ...What's in those brownies, Piper?
Jaye: Veronica assured Bel she's being good, to which I say NO, V, COME ON. You and Pretty Sam, I need to get you two out. Chloe poked Anders about her workshop, and Tim and Ranma talked outside Puffin.
Joel: Who came up with these cabin names?
Jaye: The powers that be?
Joel: The powers that be what?
Jaye: I like the cabin names.
Joel: They're all Steve to me.
Jaye: Isabel had the popular room again today, with Cedric stopping by for tea, Xander talking dates and Bridgey, Dawn girltalking, Jack thinking she looks happy, and Parker talking about the "daaaaaate"-
Joel: Do you have to say it like that?
Jaye: It's what my notes say.
Joel: ...Huh. It's even got the same number of A's. Willow taught English Peter- weird name, kid-
how to use a computer. Which probably means they just looked at porn. And for some reason Walter was in a French maid outfit. He was mocked by Pippi, Seras, Demyx, and me. Hahahahahahahaha. Also, weird names, people. You're all Steve, too.
Jaye: They are not. Bridgey and Xander decided to have some alone time, and so did Jude and Sak, who made it to the old abandoned shack.
Joel: Were there serial killers?
Jaye: ...No.
Joel:: Aliens?
Jaye: Possibly.
Joel: Aliens named Trumpy?
Jaye: I can't believe you don't shut up.
Out and About
Joel: At Caritas, which I should go to sometimes, there's some fun heckling to be had, Weevil asked Veronica about her post-FH plans. ...Weevil?
Jaye: Yes, Weevil.
Joel: First name Bole?
Jaye: Shhh.
Joel: Can't. What's his brother's name, Stinkbug?
Jaye: ANYWAY, good thing nothing happened at the clinic since Dr. Troy was late. Dr. Goodchild was seemingly on time.
Joel: He would be the Gallant of our little clinic show.
Jaye: Huh?
Joel: You're so young.
Jaye: Did you just pat me on the head?
Joel: Nadia showed Gwynn around All and Sundries, and hey, Jaye, your boss did radio, too.
Jaye: I couldn't think of anything to request this week.
Joel: Try the Gamera song. It's a fan favorite.
Jaye: ...What?
Joel: Giant turtle, friend to Japanese children. You're so uneducated.
Jaye: Oh my god, so weird. Stark went by to see Zhaan, and then I went to the theater. Open the damn thing.
Joel: No.
Jaye: I need a monkey! The next step is whoring out Sam not dirty!
Joel: There's another way to whore?
Jaye: Open up the theater!
Joel: Pie.
Jaye: GNOMES invaded the Stickbug cabin and clung to the boys in their sleep. Like, garden gnomes? Because that may be the best mental image ever.
Joel: I can think of a few more-
Jaye: No. Never tell me. In Stickbug, King Dork climbed the walls to avoid the gnomes.
Joel: That big baby.
Jaye: Suddenly I like you.
Joel: Aw, shucks. Jamie brought his gnome to Empire Records, where Willow and Marie got to kgnow it. Gnadia is complained to, and Mark comes in to find Lucas and tells Jamie he has a thingie.
Jaye: Wow, Mark. You're so deep.
Joel: the Peter kid with the weird first name hugs his gnome. Don't tell me that's gnot dirty bad wrong.
Jaye: Have you hugged your gnome today?
Joel: Only on Tuesdays. Tyler gnamed his gnome, and Cordelia stopped by. I don't know if she met any gnomes, though. I think she'd have to.
Jaye: Gno escaping it. Jamie showed Aeryn his gnome-
Joel: That's what she said.
Jaye: Oh my god, do you ever quit?
Joel: I think it's all that keeps me going some days.
Jaye: ...Was that emo?
Joel: No. I just wanted to see if you would fall for it. Continuing the gnomeundo, Tyler showed his off to Nadia and Teacher's Pet in the cafeteria, and Cameron? Got his gnome drunk.
Joel: Aw, look, Crunch Buttsteak is using his talents for evil.
Jaye: Talents?
Joel: You'd know better than me.
Jaye: HEY!
Joel: There are cameras, you know.
Jaye: ...
Joel: That should be my cue to leave now, huh?
Jaye: Yuh huh. Open the theater.
Joel: You're fired.
Jaye: What's the difference?
Joel: ...Good point.
Jaye: Night, Fandom.
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Vladdie, meanwhile, kept yipping at the radio at random intervals, occasionally glancing at something no one could see near his head.
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He might have looked a bit dreamy. "But Nadia did."