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WTFH, Saturday, 12/05
Grapevine Guy here...your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Fandom's elite.
Dorms
Late last night, it seems Mirax, Jaina and Angela Martin broke the TV. Ooops, was I not supposed to tell? I also hear that Merlin and Tara were up to something sinister in the wee hours of the morning. Could that be the reason Charles Stark-Bass is back? And where oh where has Lois gone?
Priestly toasted midnight with rum late last night, and Dean woke in his room and argued with his reflection. Arthur awoke alone and confused. Zayne seemed to have had a disagreement with his roommate, Matrim, and I don't know about you, but I haven't heard anything out of Matrim since. Someone should probably check in on him, hmmm?
Gwen Cooper, Investigative Journalist, woke up looking fabulous, as did Jonothon Evan Starsmore, rock star and heir to a vast fortune. Arthur came by looking for Merlin, while Beka and Deirdre D'Infinite wanted more personal attention. Hayley and Beka talked about birth control charms. Smart girls, good idea to practice safe sex around here. You never know what you might catch. Jonas might know, however, given the way he fled when Beka got her flirt on.
Kate woke up and began to write a letter, then lapsed into a coma, leaving her useless to Arthur's inquiries. But coma patients keep secrets, don't they? Which may be why Brooke visited to tell Kate that Jaina is her daughter, Jason promised to wait for her, and Zayne confessed he killed a man with a pillow.
After his visit to Kate, Jason decided the only suitable response is to get high, but the visits of Effy, Buffy, and Ellie to inform him that he's the father of their babies kind of kills the buzz. Tsk, tsk, Jason. You should've worn condoms.
I hear Ben Skywalker and Ender had a very special moment ruined by Arthur's arrival. That boy is like a cold shower, isn't he? Maybe Karla can help Ben cool down. Miss Perfect Francine said her prayers like a good girl this morning, and I wonder if prayer would've worked for Sookie, who is pregnant and comatose. Who could the father be? Aravis left to go skiing, and who knows when she'll be back? Supermodel Eleanor cared not for her wardrobe and stormed off to town to do some shopping.
Little Miss Popular, Claire, was having some sort of existential crisis in the third floor common room this afternoon. She confided in Griff about the search for her father, and he in turn shared his quest for Alex Karev. School outcast Elle dared show her face, but Claire was kind enough to speak to her.
Elena schemed in her room, while Ellie wept about the fathers of her babies. Yes, fathers! And George Cooper and Beka hooked up in the stairwell. Watch your step!
Down on the first floor, Dr. Alex Karev, MD, set up a clinic for those in need of his tender care. Dr. Lily was there to assist, and Griff was there to bring food and from what I hear, thinly veiled homoeroticism. Jean Grey was in need of a doctor's touch, which Dr. Karev was happy to provide, to Griff's displeasure. Dr. Lance Sweets showed up late for his shift, but hopefully he was there in time to help poor Mirax, who was in a terrible rickshaw accident. Dr. Martha Jones was on the receiving end of a few looks from Dr. Karev, but I'm told Dr. Sweets was entirely professional.
Poor Angela Chase came in in the last stages of cerebral gelata, but Dr Karev was there to see to it she was in good hands, while Dinah just seemed confused. Zayne seemed to have contracted amnesia and wanted to research suffocation. The tall and manly Martin Blank demanded to see his ailing wife. Who shot Jack O'Neill? Because he came in with a fatal gunshot wound and needed a body transplant. Sokka came to see a doctor about his head, about which Mel had no sympathy. Dr. Karev agreed to save Sokka, but only if his insurance would cover the procedure. Momoko needed some attention from Dr. Karev as well. Popular boy, isn't he?
The exam rooms were packed with patients. Jean Grey was thoroughly examined by Dr. Karev in Exam One, while Mirax got his special attention in Two. Marty watched as Angela slipped into a coma in Exam Three, and in Four Sokka was cured. You're batting 0.500, Doctor.
This evening up on the roof, Jaime and Dinah complained about everyone acting strangely. Seems like your typical Saturday to me, so I don't know what they're talking about. Momoko sought refuge, while Deirdre was there to forget.
Town
It seems Nathan and Wade's romantic morning was interrupted by a birthday girl, and Janice's car better be nicer than Grace Winchester's. Less pleasant wakeups included Jack O'Neill in a tub full of ice and one of his kidneys missing, and Kyle Katarn, who found himself at the mercy of his evil twin, Hank. And at the Arms Hotel, Jack Burton woke up with Naomi Wildman.
Not waking up was Savannah, despite Johnny's pleas. Chloe came to visit her Aunt Savannah and to blame Johnny for her state. Then Savannah's sister Dahlia visited and tearfully told Johnny about the abusive relationship she just left. Sounds like Johnny's got his hands full.
Rikku told Reno they needed to talk, because she's pregnant. At this rate, I'd be pointing the finger at Jason. Romeo urged Rikku to marry Reno, and Sokko finds out about the pregnancy while looking for Mel.
Piper Halliwell seems to have shacked up with Dani Davis, so I'm wondering if she knows she has a new daughter or not now. Over at Winchester Central, Sam brooded as he does, and was mocked by Ben Skywalker. Dean arrived talking to himself, and then told Sam he was Priestly. Could Dean be going for a future insanity plea?
At Skywalker Industries HQ, Anakin checked over his accounts. John Sheppard arrived to tell him that someone brought his half-brother Charles Stark-Bass back from the dead. I wonder who that could've been, hmmm? Elena made a fabulous entrance so she could go over mutual business interests with Anakin, while Juliet demanded to know what he is doing. He promised her another pony, one that won't die of Pony Flu this time. And a strange woman arrived for an appointment with Anakin. About what? I'm not saying.
Father Ned gave a sermon at JGOB about how the wages of Christmas are sex. I have a feeling Fandom will be unwrapping a lot of presents, don't you think? He warned Arthur to stop his vile carnal relations and tried to counsel Luke about his failed marriage. Damon and his brother Stefan are damned, you know, but they like their penises. Name one person in Fandom who doesn't. Father Ned also sensed the presence of a spirit but called it a whore and demanded it be gone. Hmmm, I wonder who that could be, don't you? Also, in case you were wondering, giving to the poor is not the same as giving gifts, which of course leads to sex.
It seems Clark had a craving, and he wanted Father Ned to help him with it, if you know what he meant. But it's OK, because lust is a much more forgiveable sin than a coma. Tony Stark asked Father Ned to perform his marriage ceremony tomorrow, and Jack O'Neill tried to have words with Father Ned, but ended up choking to death on them.
Jack Burton traded nods with Father Ned, and Sokka sought caffeinated relief for his brain cancer. Jack Priest and Ned argued about which one was the better priest, and Ned faced temptation in the form of one Elena.
Karla seems to have found religion now that she's walking again. Or maybe she's just found Merlin's healing touch? But who does Arthur think he is to order them around? Sweet little Joan came to the church to pray, only to be told by Merlin and Karla that god's not listening. Fortunately Father Jack was there to give her some guidance. And then Merlin gave Father Jack some guidance of his own, if you know what I mean. Arthur put an end to that and dragged Merlin off while Karla and Tara plotted revenge.
Also in the church to pray was innocent little Rachel, but you have to wonder just what a good girl like her was talking to Merlin about. Joan also talked to Rachel about her wicked twin sister while Tara and Karla sized each other up. The lovely Morganna was there as well, to pray and talk to Merlin, two things that usually don't go well together, do they? Sweet Francine came to feed the poor, but it was Merlin's hunger that needed satisfying. And fallen nun Maureen confessed her sins to Father Jack. Oh, M, you've dropped one habit and picked up some others, haven't you?
Going from the church to Caritas...I hear Francie Firelight was putting on a performance with Meg Manning and a lapdance with the Stark-Bass brothers, who were looking to corrupt the innocent, as Stark-Basses do. Francine later joined them to help save some sinners. Poor girl, think she'll figure it out in time? I wouldn't put money on it.
Adrian, Dimitri, and Merlin all ordered drinks at the bar, as did Reno, who had his hands full with Elena, his boss's sister. Mrs. Angela Martin Bass Kessler Stinson Castle Montague Cabot was there looking for true love, or another name to add to her own. Emma and her girlfriend Rose put on a show of PDA, to which Beka invited herself. Diana appeared to be merely people watching and not doing anything scandalous, such a shame. Grace Winchester made an appearance and got the attention of Charles Stark-Bass and Talyn, as well as rival Janice. Oh, girls, won't you kiss and make up?
Speaking of kissing, Beka was seen flirting with Dimitri, and then leaving to go "somewhere private." Tyler Durden traded words with his soon-to-be stepson Charles. Talyn was offered a drink by Kyle Katarn, and a mysterious blonde woman named Francine was dressed...to kill. Jason was hitting the booze to drown his sorrows over all his babymamas, while Rose flirted with Elena, earning the wrath of Emma. And Clark simply wanted a beer, but Meg didn't think his choice was artistic enough.
Over in the lounge, Tyler took note of Meg's lack of pants, which distracted him from noticing Tony's reunion with Steve. Uh oh, sounds like trouble in paradise, or did Tony really mean all those sweet words to his groom-to-be? Ask Eleanor, I heard she was there.
Elsewhere around town, Jeff was crossing the causeway when Jack O'Neill ran up to him, hit his head, and drowned. Poor thing. Romeo argued with Jeff over which one of them Turtle loved more. Hurley was working in Groovy Tunes when Jack O'Neill came in and had a tragic and fatal accident with shards from CD cases. Harper took Hurley's mind off that tragedy by congratulating him on his upcoming wedding.
The beautiful and mysterious Francine visited the Perk, where Jack O'Neill tried to flirt with her but was poisoned by low-fat almond creamer. Hope met Francine, and Mary and Francine commiserated about their lost loves.
A runaway rickshaw ran over a poor woman and caused her to develop amnesia. Sister Maureen made certain the woman was okay and gave her some money, then prayed over the body of Jack O'Neill, who was also struck and killed.
What do I spy in the park? Why, that would be Wade, staring at the pond and moping. Meg sang for him and makes him a fan, but it only distracted him for a little while before Jack O'Neill was bitten by a snake and died before his eyes. Wade reunites with Zachariah Fair and Rikku, who tells Wade she's pregnant. Sister Maureen was out feeding donuts to the hungry, and her singing caused Wade to break down in tears. Not for long, however, for the injured and bleeding Maximilian Antares, who made Forbes' Top 50 Sexiest Bachelor Financiers and Philanthropists, soon had the attention of his very hungry gaze, and I think you know what I mean. Fortunately for Max, Sister Maureen was there to give him a taste of her donuts. And her virtue. Naughty, naughty nun! Jaina and Wade exchanged words, with Jaina dropping dire hints about Wade's past. I know I'm dying of curiosity, how about you?
Back at the hotel, Hoshi considered her options for dealing with her dear twin sister, Joan. Dimitri complained about his soggy eggs but left with Hoshi's phone number. Jack O'Neill accidentally caught his sleeve on fire from the Sterno at the buffet and burned to death, poor thing. Jack Burton was directed to the restaurant, and the Mysterious Woman with Amnesia booked a room under the name of Maureen Parker. H.M. Murdock wanted a room with a view.
Charles Stark-Bass brooded on the beach and exchanged threats with John Sheppard. Harper and Summer have a spat at her dress shop, and later "Christina" stopped in for a fitting. Dinah was haunting the graveyard -- not literally -- at least I don't think so -- when she encountered Karla and Tara looking for ingredients and the amnesiac Zayne, as well as a thumping from a fresh grave. She also found Tomoko not Momoko, who didn't want to be lectured, and had a fierce battle with the Cat.
Aphrodite found a bunch of messages waiting for Mistress Raven at 'Dite's Decadent Delights, much to her astonishment. She's acting like she's never seen a leather-clad dominatrix, isn't she? Maximilian Antares was greeted by Mistress Raven before being whisked away by Aphrodite, who thought something strange was happening on the island. Dinah dropped by to talk to 'Dite about this "strangeness" they seem to think is happening, and Mistress Raven offered to train Dinah as a slave. Then she headed back into her Dungeon, where she was visited by Father Jack and Mike Cannon. A priest and a married man? Oh, the scandal!
John Sheppard stomped around the docks and brooded until he ran into Gavin and agreed to a drink. Jaina and John glared at each other, and while Jaina claimed that Charles was better in bed, that didn't stop her from locking lips with John. Hannibal Victor Solo threatened Sheppard and told him to stay away from Jaina, but no one noticed Jack O'Neill being mauled to death by a rapid lobster.
And finally, there was a wedding tonight! Those in attendance were there to see Hurley and Penelope wed by Father Ned. But the twins Joan and Hoshi object -- because Hoshi is pregnant with Hurley's baby! The shock is so much that Jack O'Neill has a heart attack and falls over.
I don't know about you, but I can't wait to see what happens next.
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xoxo, Grapevine Guy.
[ooc: It's 5AM and I can't even see straight anymore, so if you find typos or bad links, let me know, and I'll fix 'em when I wake up. Much thanks as ever to the fabulous squirrels. Mwah!]
Dorms
Late last night, it seems Mirax, Jaina and Angela Martin broke the TV. Ooops, was I not supposed to tell? I also hear that Merlin and Tara were up to something sinister in the wee hours of the morning. Could that be the reason Charles Stark-Bass is back? And where oh where has Lois gone?
Priestly toasted midnight with rum late last night, and Dean woke in his room and argued with his reflection. Arthur awoke alone and confused. Zayne seemed to have had a disagreement with his roommate, Matrim, and I don't know about you, but I haven't heard anything out of Matrim since. Someone should probably check in on him, hmmm?
Gwen Cooper, Investigative Journalist, woke up looking fabulous, as did Jonothon Evan Starsmore, rock star and heir to a vast fortune. Arthur came by looking for Merlin, while Beka and Deirdre D'Infinite wanted more personal attention. Hayley and Beka talked about birth control charms. Smart girls, good idea to practice safe sex around here. You never know what you might catch. Jonas might know, however, given the way he fled when Beka got her flirt on.
Kate woke up and began to write a letter, then lapsed into a coma, leaving her useless to Arthur's inquiries. But coma patients keep secrets, don't they? Which may be why Brooke visited to tell Kate that Jaina is her daughter, Jason promised to wait for her, and Zayne confessed he killed a man with a pillow.
After his visit to Kate, Jason decided the only suitable response is to get high, but the visits of Effy, Buffy, and Ellie to inform him that he's the father of their babies kind of kills the buzz. Tsk, tsk, Jason. You should've worn condoms.
I hear Ben Skywalker and Ender had a very special moment ruined by Arthur's arrival. That boy is like a cold shower, isn't he? Maybe Karla can help Ben cool down. Miss Perfect Francine said her prayers like a good girl this morning, and I wonder if prayer would've worked for Sookie, who is pregnant and comatose. Who could the father be? Aravis left to go skiing, and who knows when she'll be back? Supermodel Eleanor cared not for her wardrobe and stormed off to town to do some shopping.
Little Miss Popular, Claire, was having some sort of existential crisis in the third floor common room this afternoon. She confided in Griff about the search for her father, and he in turn shared his quest for Alex Karev. School outcast Elle dared show her face, but Claire was kind enough to speak to her.
Elena schemed in her room, while Ellie wept about the fathers of her babies. Yes, fathers! And George Cooper and Beka hooked up in the stairwell. Watch your step!
Down on the first floor, Dr. Alex Karev, MD, set up a clinic for those in need of his tender care. Dr. Lily was there to assist, and Griff was there to bring food and from what I hear, thinly veiled homoeroticism. Jean Grey was in need of a doctor's touch, which Dr. Karev was happy to provide, to Griff's displeasure. Dr. Lance Sweets showed up late for his shift, but hopefully he was there in time to help poor Mirax, who was in a terrible rickshaw accident. Dr. Martha Jones was on the receiving end of a few looks from Dr. Karev, but I'm told Dr. Sweets was entirely professional.
Poor Angela Chase came in in the last stages of cerebral gelata, but Dr Karev was there to see to it she was in good hands, while Dinah just seemed confused. Zayne seemed to have contracted amnesia and wanted to research suffocation. The tall and manly Martin Blank demanded to see his ailing wife. Who shot Jack O'Neill? Because he came in with a fatal gunshot wound and needed a body transplant. Sokka came to see a doctor about his head, about which Mel had no sympathy. Dr. Karev agreed to save Sokka, but only if his insurance would cover the procedure. Momoko needed some attention from Dr. Karev as well. Popular boy, isn't he?
The exam rooms were packed with patients. Jean Grey was thoroughly examined by Dr. Karev in Exam One, while Mirax got his special attention in Two. Marty watched as Angela slipped into a coma in Exam Three, and in Four Sokka was cured. You're batting 0.500, Doctor.
This evening up on the roof, Jaime and Dinah complained about everyone acting strangely. Seems like your typical Saturday to me, so I don't know what they're talking about. Momoko sought refuge, while Deirdre was there to forget.
Town
It seems Nathan and Wade's romantic morning was interrupted by a birthday girl, and Janice's car better be nicer than Grace Winchester's. Less pleasant wakeups included Jack O'Neill in a tub full of ice and one of his kidneys missing, and Kyle Katarn, who found himself at the mercy of his evil twin, Hank. And at the Arms Hotel, Jack Burton woke up with Naomi Wildman.
Not waking up was Savannah, despite Johnny's pleas. Chloe came to visit her Aunt Savannah and to blame Johnny for her state. Then Savannah's sister Dahlia visited and tearfully told Johnny about the abusive relationship she just left. Sounds like Johnny's got his hands full.
Rikku told Reno they needed to talk, because she's pregnant. At this rate, I'd be pointing the finger at Jason. Romeo urged Rikku to marry Reno, and Sokko finds out about the pregnancy while looking for Mel.
Piper Halliwell seems to have shacked up with Dani Davis, so I'm wondering if she knows she has a new daughter or not now. Over at Winchester Central, Sam brooded as he does, and was mocked by Ben Skywalker. Dean arrived talking to himself, and then told Sam he was Priestly. Could Dean be going for a future insanity plea?
At Skywalker Industries HQ, Anakin checked over his accounts. John Sheppard arrived to tell him that someone brought his half-brother Charles Stark-Bass back from the dead. I wonder who that could've been, hmmm? Elena made a fabulous entrance so she could go over mutual business interests with Anakin, while Juliet demanded to know what he is doing. He promised her another pony, one that won't die of Pony Flu this time. And a strange woman arrived for an appointment with Anakin. About what? I'm not saying.
Father Ned gave a sermon at JGOB about how the wages of Christmas are sex. I have a feeling Fandom will be unwrapping a lot of presents, don't you think? He warned Arthur to stop his vile carnal relations and tried to counsel Luke about his failed marriage. Damon and his brother Stefan are damned, you know, but they like their penises. Name one person in Fandom who doesn't. Father Ned also sensed the presence of a spirit but called it a whore and demanded it be gone. Hmmm, I wonder who that could be, don't you? Also, in case you were wondering, giving to the poor is not the same as giving gifts, which of course leads to sex.
It seems Clark had a craving, and he wanted Father Ned to help him with it, if you know what he meant. But it's OK, because lust is a much more forgiveable sin than a coma. Tony Stark asked Father Ned to perform his marriage ceremony tomorrow, and Jack O'Neill tried to have words with Father Ned, but ended up choking to death on them.
Jack Burton traded nods with Father Ned, and Sokka sought caffeinated relief for his brain cancer. Jack Priest and Ned argued about which one was the better priest, and Ned faced temptation in the form of one Elena.
Karla seems to have found religion now that she's walking again. Or maybe she's just found Merlin's healing touch? But who does Arthur think he is to order them around? Sweet little Joan came to the church to pray, only to be told by Merlin and Karla that god's not listening. Fortunately Father Jack was there to give her some guidance. And then Merlin gave Father Jack some guidance of his own, if you know what I mean. Arthur put an end to that and dragged Merlin off while Karla and Tara plotted revenge.
Also in the church to pray was innocent little Rachel, but you have to wonder just what a good girl like her was talking to Merlin about. Joan also talked to Rachel about her wicked twin sister while Tara and Karla sized each other up. The lovely Morganna was there as well, to pray and talk to Merlin, two things that usually don't go well together, do they? Sweet Francine came to feed the poor, but it was Merlin's hunger that needed satisfying. And fallen nun Maureen confessed her sins to Father Jack. Oh, M, you've dropped one habit and picked up some others, haven't you?
Going from the church to Caritas...I hear Francie Firelight was putting on a performance with Meg Manning and a lapdance with the Stark-Bass brothers, who were looking to corrupt the innocent, as Stark-Basses do. Francine later joined them to help save some sinners. Poor girl, think she'll figure it out in time? I wouldn't put money on it.
Adrian, Dimitri, and Merlin all ordered drinks at the bar, as did Reno, who had his hands full with Elena, his boss's sister. Mrs. Angela Martin Bass Kessler Stinson Castle Montague Cabot was there looking for true love, or another name to add to her own. Emma and her girlfriend Rose put on a show of PDA, to which Beka invited herself. Diana appeared to be merely people watching and not doing anything scandalous, such a shame. Grace Winchester made an appearance and got the attention of Charles Stark-Bass and Talyn, as well as rival Janice. Oh, girls, won't you kiss and make up?
Speaking of kissing, Beka was seen flirting with Dimitri, and then leaving to go "somewhere private." Tyler Durden traded words with his soon-to-be stepson Charles. Talyn was offered a drink by Kyle Katarn, and a mysterious blonde woman named Francine was dressed...to kill. Jason was hitting the booze to drown his sorrows over all his babymamas, while Rose flirted with Elena, earning the wrath of Emma. And Clark simply wanted a beer, but Meg didn't think his choice was artistic enough.
Over in the lounge, Tyler took note of Meg's lack of pants, which distracted him from noticing Tony's reunion with Steve. Uh oh, sounds like trouble in paradise, or did Tony really mean all those sweet words to his groom-to-be? Ask Eleanor, I heard she was there.
Elsewhere around town, Jeff was crossing the causeway when Jack O'Neill ran up to him, hit his head, and drowned. Poor thing. Romeo argued with Jeff over which one of them Turtle loved more. Hurley was working in Groovy Tunes when Jack O'Neill came in and had a tragic and fatal accident with shards from CD cases. Harper took Hurley's mind off that tragedy by congratulating him on his upcoming wedding.
The beautiful and mysterious Francine visited the Perk, where Jack O'Neill tried to flirt with her but was poisoned by low-fat almond creamer. Hope met Francine, and Mary and Francine commiserated about their lost loves.
A runaway rickshaw ran over a poor woman and caused her to develop amnesia. Sister Maureen made certain the woman was okay and gave her some money, then prayed over the body of Jack O'Neill, who was also struck and killed.
What do I spy in the park? Why, that would be Wade, staring at the pond and moping. Meg sang for him and makes him a fan, but it only distracted him for a little while before Jack O'Neill was bitten by a snake and died before his eyes. Wade reunites with Zachariah Fair and Rikku, who tells Wade she's pregnant. Sister Maureen was out feeding donuts to the hungry, and her singing caused Wade to break down in tears. Not for long, however, for the injured and bleeding Maximilian Antares, who made Forbes' Top 50 Sexiest Bachelor Financiers and Philanthropists, soon had the attention of his very hungry gaze, and I think you know what I mean. Fortunately for Max, Sister Maureen was there to give him a taste of her donuts. And her virtue. Naughty, naughty nun! Jaina and Wade exchanged words, with Jaina dropping dire hints about Wade's past. I know I'm dying of curiosity, how about you?
Back at the hotel, Hoshi considered her options for dealing with her dear twin sister, Joan. Dimitri complained about his soggy eggs but left with Hoshi's phone number. Jack O'Neill accidentally caught his sleeve on fire from the Sterno at the buffet and burned to death, poor thing. Jack Burton was directed to the restaurant, and the Mysterious Woman with Amnesia booked a room under the name of Maureen Parker. H.M. Murdock wanted a room with a view.
Charles Stark-Bass brooded on the beach and exchanged threats with John Sheppard. Harper and Summer have a spat at her dress shop, and later "Christina" stopped in for a fitting. Dinah was haunting the graveyard -- not literally -- at least I don't think so -- when she encountered Karla and Tara looking for ingredients and the amnesiac Zayne, as well as a thumping from a fresh grave. She also found Tomoko not Momoko, who didn't want to be lectured, and had a fierce battle with the Cat.
Aphrodite found a bunch of messages waiting for Mistress Raven at 'Dite's Decadent Delights, much to her astonishment. She's acting like she's never seen a leather-clad dominatrix, isn't she? Maximilian Antares was greeted by Mistress Raven before being whisked away by Aphrodite, who thought something strange was happening on the island. Dinah dropped by to talk to 'Dite about this "strangeness" they seem to think is happening, and Mistress Raven offered to train Dinah as a slave. Then she headed back into her Dungeon, where she was visited by Father Jack and Mike Cannon. A priest and a married man? Oh, the scandal!
John Sheppard stomped around the docks and brooded until he ran into Gavin and agreed to a drink. Jaina and John glared at each other, and while Jaina claimed that Charles was better in bed, that didn't stop her from locking lips with John. Hannibal Victor Solo threatened Sheppard and told him to stay away from Jaina, but no one noticed Jack O'Neill being mauled to death by a rapid lobster.
And finally, there was a wedding tonight! Those in attendance were there to see Hurley and Penelope wed by Father Ned. But the twins Joan and Hoshi object -- because Hoshi is pregnant with Hurley's baby! The shock is so much that Jack O'Neill has a heart attack and falls over.
I don't know about you, but I can't wait to see what happens next.
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xoxo, Grapevine Guy.
[ooc: It's 5AM and I can't even see straight anymore, so if you find typos or bad links, let me know, and I'll fix 'em when I wake up. Much thanks as ever to the fabulous squirrels. Mwah!]
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