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Fandom Radio, Friday, November 27th
[To the tune of "It's Garry Shandling's Show Theme"]
This is the theme to Yakko's show
The theme to Yakko's show
Mr Halpert's out of town so I'm taking over the broadcast
I've got some news for you
Maybe some interviews, too
We're changing the format here on Yakko's show
This is the theme to Yakko's show
The opening theme to Yakko's show
It's slow news anyway so no one's going to complain
The squirrels are giving me notes
So I should get things started
Then we'll be well into Yakko's show
This was the theme to Yakko Warner's show
Tonight's radio broadcast was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
[Applause]
Thank you, thank you, you're all lovely. MMMMMMWAH! Welcome to Yakko Warner's Pirate Radio Broadcast of Great Fandomosity for tonight, Friday, November 27th! I'm your host, Yakko Warner.
[More applause]
We've got some great guests for you tonight. From the hit movie December 21st, we have the star of a few good movies from before this decade started and a bunch of great movies from before last decade started, John Cusack!
[Applause]
And then we'll be checking in with your evil twin and mine - more specificially mine - Evil Yakko Warner!
[Applause]
And then our musical guest for tonight will be The Gremlin Chorus singing a holiday classic.
But before we get to any of that, we should start with some DORM NEWS!
[Applause]
And for that, let's go to our special Dorms Reporter, Yakko Warner!
Thank you, Yakko! All of our dorm building action today took place on the roof where Chuck fought the cold with his +5 Scarf of Bassness. Alex joined him and they discussed parades and Chuck's church-going ways. Effy came up too and Helloooooooooooo nurse! She told Chuck that she doesn't mind perky people, which means that she would love me. Call me! I'll answer to anything for you. The Future Mrs Warner If She Just Gives Me A Chance had to deal with Alex's smugness as they talked about the holiday. Griff had a fashion discussion with Chuck and talked to Alex about drinking and smoking, both of which are bad for you, kids! Don't do them!
That's it for the dorms. Back to you, Yakko!
Thanks, Yakko! Stay tuned because after this commercial break, we'll be talking to John Cusack!
[Applause]
Announcer: You want to keep warm when you're feeling chilled, but you don't want to raise your heating bill! Blankets are okay, but they slip and slide! And when you want to reach for something, your hands are trapped inside! It used to be that you'd get a Snuggie for that, but that's not very manly. Now you can get the Broggie!
No longer do you need to rip the sleeves off of your Snuggie to show off your massive, manly arms while keeping yourself warm! The Broggie comes with the sleeves already torn off for your convenience.
When you want to keep yourself toasty while giving everyone free tickets to the gun show, it's the Broggie or nothing! Sold in finer stores everywhere.
Welcome back!
[Applause]
Our first guest tonight needs no introduction.
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Maybe he did need an introduction. No time for that now! We need to do some TOWN NEWS!
[Applause]
And for that, we go to Town Correspondent Yakko Warner!
Thanks for having me here, Yakko!
Well, if I had my way, we'd fire you, but we do have some town news tonight so that idea was shot down.
Ouch! That hurts! Well, let's just get on with it, then! Lily hit the Black Friday sales before opening up Strokes of Genius. Dani Reese visited a packing Sheriff Ray at the Trooper Station, and then Constable Fraser met him at Pizza Planet to say goodbye.
Harper spent some time decorating for the holidays at Things Reborn. Dimitri took a shift at Atlas Gym. And Damon danced it up over at Caritas, which was the only place in town that had any activity tonight.
Damon tried to get a better tip by convincing Raven to drink alcohol, but she refused. See? Anti-drinking PSAs work! Tully got shot down when he tried to call Damon a kid. And good for Damon! Don't let agists tell you how old you look! It's like me! You shouldn't call me a kid because I'm in my 80s, technically. No, you should only call me a kid because that's what I was designed to be. But your mileage may vary.
Yakko, you're giving the news, not an editorial.
Sorry about that, Yakko, won't happen again! Deadpool met Damon and it went exactly as you'd expect. And that wraps up the town news!
We'll be right back after these messages!
[Applause]
Anunciador: ¿Quieres entrar en calor cuando se siente frío, pero no quieren aumentar su factura de la calefacción! Mantas están bien, pero se resbalan y! Y cuando se quiere llegar a algo, sus manos están atrapadas dentro! Ahora hay Snuggie la fiesta! Te mantiene totalmente caliente, dándole la libertad de usar las manos. Ahora usted puede partido y dormir en la comodidad, tal vez incluso hacer ambas cosas al mismo tiempo!
Esa es la Snuggie la fiesta, disponible en las tiendas más finas en todas partes.
And we're back!
[Applause]
Our next guest is smart, funny, multi-talented, and EVIL. That's right, you know him, you despise him, he's me with a goatee... EVIL YAKKO WARNER!
[Applause]
Welcome to the show, Evil Yakko.
It's a horrible show, Good Yakko!
You're just saying that because you're evil, aren't you?
No, I'm not. But I am a known liar, so make of that what you will.
Is that because lying is EVIL?
No, just because it's fun.
What else do you do for fun?
You know, evil things. Growing goatees, telling puppies at the pet store that I'm going to buy them and then leaving without doing that at all.
Wow, that IS evil.
I know. It's why I do it.
I understand you have a new cartoon short coming out, Evil Yakko, and I think we have a clip of it. Would you like to set it up?
There is no cartoon or clip. I lied about that.
Ooh, good job lying. I completely believed you.
I knew you would. Because you are good, and good is stupid.
I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i don't know about that. Because I hold here in my hand each of our grades on the PSAT.
Oh no.
Oh yes! Let's see, I scored 200 for putting my name down. Meanwhile you got a zero since nobody named Evil Yakko was in the system.
I wonder why that is.
Probably because you're not real.
Drat. Foiled again.
[Applause]
And now time for another commercial break. When we come back, a performance from the Gremlin Chorus!
[Applause]
Commercial Yakko: B.O. It stinks. And the worst part about it is that the people with the biggest B.O. problems don't even realize that they have a problem. That's right, I'm talking to you. Go take a shower right now! Especially if you're a cute girl. HELLOOOOOOOOO FRESH SCENTED NURSE!
The More You Know
Welcome back!
[Applause]
Tonight we have a special performance.... Straight from somewhere around here, singing a traditional Christmas song, the Gremlin Choir!
[Applause]
Gremlins: [grunting, spitting, flatulence] PARUM PUM PUM PUM!
[more grunting, spitting, a burp] PARUM PUM PUM PUM!
[grunting as two gremlins punch each other, sound of a gremlin loudly slurping soup] PARUM PUM PUM PUM!
[spitting, grunting, spitting again] RUM PUM PUM PUM!
RUM PUM PUM PUM!
RUM PUMP PUM PUM!
[grunt]
Studio Audience: [screams]
Gremlins: [biting noises]
Studio Audience: Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum?
On my drum?
Yakko: HIT IT!
Studio Audience: Run, run, Rudolph
Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down
Run, run, Rudolph
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round
Yakko: Slow it down!
Gremlins: [grunting, spitting, and grunting again] On druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Yakko: That's all for tonight! I'd like to thank my guests, John Cusack, Evil Yakko Warner, the Gremlin Chorus, my studio audience, the squirrels who gave me their notes, and all of you listening at home! MMMMMMMMMWAH! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
[End credits music]
This is the theme to Yakko's show
The theme to Yakko's show
Mr Halpert's out of town so I'm taking over the broadcast
I've got some news for you
Maybe some interviews, too
We're changing the format here on Yakko's show
This is the theme to Yakko's show
The opening theme to Yakko's show
It's slow news anyway so no one's going to complain
The squirrels are giving me notes
So I should get things started
Then we'll be well into Yakko's show
This was the theme to Yakko Warner's show
Tonight's radio broadcast was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
[Applause]
Thank you, thank you, you're all lovely. MMMMMMWAH! Welcome to Yakko Warner's Pirate Radio Broadcast of Great Fandomosity for tonight, Friday, November 27th! I'm your host, Yakko Warner.
[More applause]
We've got some great guests for you tonight. From the hit movie December 21st, we have the star of a few good movies from before this decade started and a bunch of great movies from before last decade started, John Cusack!
[Applause]
And then we'll be checking in with your evil twin and mine - more specificially mine - Evil Yakko Warner!
[Applause]
And then our musical guest for tonight will be The Gremlin Chorus singing a holiday classic.
But before we get to any of that, we should start with some DORM NEWS!
[Applause]
And for that, let's go to our special Dorms Reporter, Yakko Warner!
Thank you, Yakko! All of our dorm building action today took place on the roof where Chuck fought the cold with his +5 Scarf of Bassness. Alex joined him and they discussed parades and Chuck's church-going ways. Effy came up too and Helloooooooooooo nurse! She told Chuck that she doesn't mind perky people, which means that she would love me. Call me! I'll answer to anything for you. The Future Mrs Warner If She Just Gives Me A Chance had to deal with Alex's smugness as they talked about the holiday. Griff had a fashion discussion with Chuck and talked to Alex about drinking and smoking, both of which are bad for you, kids! Don't do them!
That's it for the dorms. Back to you, Yakko!
Thanks, Yakko! Stay tuned because after this commercial break, we'll be talking to John Cusack!
[Applause]
Announcer: You want to keep warm when you're feeling chilled, but you don't want to raise your heating bill! Blankets are okay, but they slip and slide! And when you want to reach for something, your hands are trapped inside! It used to be that you'd get a Snuggie for that, but that's not very manly. Now you can get the Broggie!
No longer do you need to rip the sleeves off of your Snuggie to show off your massive, manly arms while keeping yourself warm! The Broggie comes with the sleeves already torn off for your convenience.
When you want to keep yourself toasty while giving everyone free tickets to the gun show, it's the Broggie or nothing! Sold in finer stores everywhere.
Welcome back!
[Applause]
Our first guest tonight needs no introduction.
....
....
....
....
....
....
....
Maybe he did need an introduction. No time for that now! We need to do some TOWN NEWS!
[Applause]
And for that, we go to Town Correspondent Yakko Warner!
Thanks for having me here, Yakko!
Well, if I had my way, we'd fire you, but we do have some town news tonight so that idea was shot down.
Ouch! That hurts! Well, let's just get on with it, then! Lily hit the Black Friday sales before opening up Strokes of Genius. Dani Reese visited a packing Sheriff Ray at the Trooper Station, and then Constable Fraser met him at Pizza Planet to say goodbye.
Harper spent some time decorating for the holidays at Things Reborn. Dimitri took a shift at Atlas Gym. And Damon danced it up over at Caritas, which was the only place in town that had any activity tonight.
Damon tried to get a better tip by convincing Raven to drink alcohol, but she refused. See? Anti-drinking PSAs work! Tully got shot down when he tried to call Damon a kid. And good for Damon! Don't let agists tell you how old you look! It's like me! You shouldn't call me a kid because I'm in my 80s, technically. No, you should only call me a kid because that's what I was designed to be. But your mileage may vary.
Yakko, you're giving the news, not an editorial.
Sorry about that, Yakko, won't happen again! Deadpool met Damon and it went exactly as you'd expect. And that wraps up the town news!
We'll be right back after these messages!
[Applause]
Anunciador: ¿Quieres entrar en calor cuando se siente frío, pero no quieren aumentar su factura de la calefacción! Mantas están bien, pero se resbalan y! Y cuando se quiere llegar a algo, sus manos están atrapadas dentro! Ahora hay Snuggie la fiesta! Te mantiene totalmente caliente, dándole la libertad de usar las manos. Ahora usted puede partido y dormir en la comodidad, tal vez incluso hacer ambas cosas al mismo tiempo!
Esa es la Snuggie la fiesta, disponible en las tiendas más finas en todas partes.
And we're back!
[Applause]
Our next guest is smart, funny, multi-talented, and EVIL. That's right, you know him, you despise him, he's me with a goatee... EVIL YAKKO WARNER!
[Applause]
Welcome to the show, Evil Yakko.
It's a horrible show, Good Yakko!
You're just saying that because you're evil, aren't you?
No, I'm not. But I am a known liar, so make of that what you will.
Is that because lying is EVIL?
No, just because it's fun.
What else do you do for fun?
You know, evil things. Growing goatees, telling puppies at the pet store that I'm going to buy them and then leaving without doing that at all.
Wow, that IS evil.
I know. It's why I do it.
I understand you have a new cartoon short coming out, Evil Yakko, and I think we have a clip of it. Would you like to set it up?
There is no cartoon or clip. I lied about that.
Ooh, good job lying. I completely believed you.
I knew you would. Because you are good, and good is stupid.
I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i don't know about that. Because I hold here in my hand each of our grades on the PSAT.
Oh no.
Oh yes! Let's see, I scored 200 for putting my name down. Meanwhile you got a zero since nobody named Evil Yakko was in the system.
I wonder why that is.
Probably because you're not real.
Drat. Foiled again.
[Applause]
And now time for another commercial break. When we come back, a performance from the Gremlin Chorus!
[Applause]
Commercial Yakko: B.O. It stinks. And the worst part about it is that the people with the biggest B.O. problems don't even realize that they have a problem. That's right, I'm talking to you. Go take a shower right now! Especially if you're a cute girl. HELLOOOOOOOOO FRESH SCENTED NURSE!
The More You Know
Welcome back!
[Applause]
Tonight we have a special performance.... Straight from somewhere around here, singing a traditional Christmas song, the Gremlin Choir!
[Applause]
Gremlins: [grunting, spitting, flatulence] PARUM PUM PUM PUM!
[more grunting, spitting, a burp] PARUM PUM PUM PUM!
[grunting as two gremlins punch each other, sound of a gremlin loudly slurping soup] PARUM PUM PUM PUM!
[spitting, grunting, spitting again] RUM PUM PUM PUM!
RUM PUM PUM PUM!
RUM PUMP PUM PUM!
[grunt]
Studio Audience: [screams]
Gremlins: [biting noises]
Studio Audience: Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum?
On my drum?
Yakko: HIT IT!
Studio Audience: Run, run, Rudolph
Santa's got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry
Tell him he can take the freeway down
Run, run, Rudolph
'Cause I'm reelin' like a merry go round
Yakko: Slow it down!
Gremlins: [grunting, spitting, and grunting again] On druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Yakko: That's all for tonight! I'd like to thank my guests, John Cusack, Evil Yakko Warner, the Gremlin Chorus, my studio audience, the squirrels who gave me their notes, and all of you listening at home! MMMMMMMMMWAH! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!
[End credits music]
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