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Pirate Radio, October 6
You're listening to Fandom High's premiere Pirate Radio Station, and this is DJ Ash, the lord and savior of all you ungrateful snot-nosed punks, ready to make you all hail to the King of the airwaves, knuckleheads!
::sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh::
Before I begin the broadcast, can someone explain to me what the hell happened to Wednesday? And I'm not talking about that creepy Addams chick, I mean the day. Where'd it go? Anyone? ::sigh:: Moving on!
::sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"::
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
There was a lot of flower deliveries today. No one sent any to the King? I'm hurt.
My little student coach Sawyer got himself a date. Good work, kid
Big dinner date at the TARDIS tonight. That Doc still being a perv? I don't have any new news items on that front...
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
Metaphors were the test subject in Criminal Justice. Ted's Music 101 covered movie music. In Art Appreciation, they sculpted Janet Fraiser's assets. Hey, that's my class.
...I don't remember this. Heck, I don't even think I know who Janet Fraiser is!
Speaking of Janet Frasier, apparently she raided the Sociology class, and kissed Doc Grissom! Hey, now I remember! Janet's the chick who kissed Daniel Jackson two weeks ago. When's it gonna be the King's turn, baby?
Journalism discussed Villains, there's more movie watching in Martial Arts, and Biology wants permission slips for a Body Farm trip. How exciting. Personally, I'm of the opinion that Ms. Sidle should be planning a trip to the funny farm. ::maniacal laugh::
ARRRRR! It be Pirate Day in the cafeteria. Did anyone try the hard tack and keep all their teeth? You, kid, are a winner.
Essays were due in Languages, and there was Obedience lessons in Speech Class.
Home Ec had knitting projects, Some woman was discussed in History of the Ancient World, and Korea was the topic of East Asian History.
Diplomacy discussed idiots. In my dictionary, Idiot is followed by "person who prefers diplomacy." ::laugh::
Quantum Physics cancelled today, and so did Fashion, not wanting to be behind on the trends. Small Business did meet today, decidedly neither Fashionable nor Quantum Physics-y.
Debate Number Two: Electric Boogaloo occured tonight. [ooc: And the magic of slow-time says it's still going on, so you can still get questions in.]
And remember to caste your vote for Homecoming King and Queen. The King of your airwaves will not try to influence your voting with his Kingly voice or his Kingly words. He just asks that you vote for whoever you think is really the King.
As far as Queens go, I don't even think Daniel Jackson is nominated... ::laugh:: Write him in kids, so declares the King!
And now the final part of my broadcast tonight...
::trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat::
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Ms. Sidle fall down, go boom. ::maniacal laughter::
::more laughing::
::gasping for breath::
::more laughing::
Oh, sorry about that screwheads, got a little... ::laugh:: carried away there. ::clears throat:: Continuing...
Maia and Beka discussed strategies. This leads to Beka Action figures. Are you one of the sad few who haven't had the chance to play with the real Beka? Well, now you can play with your own little version. ::laugh:: ...somebody pick me up one of those, would you?
Rory cut Zero's hair, Willow and Paige discuss Magic, and Prof Quayle be getting his Emo on about his dead wife. Awwww, poor baby. Get back to me when you cut one up with a chainsaw, wussie. That's anguish.
A bunch of kids went to the clinic tonight. Pansies. The King got a big ole black eye and maybe a concussion, but you don't see me over there crying about it.
There was some discussion at the Perk between Angela and Rory and Buffy and Frank Apple.
Churches endorse Phoebe for Prez. Huh. I didn't even know these places existed.
Well, that's all the news that they saw fit to throw on my desk here... If you did something you thought was so very special and it didn't get announced? Cry about it, knucklehead. The King makes the rules around here, at least on these nights.
I gotta go... gotta... ooh, pretty lights. Look at 'em dance. They're doing a little dance just for the King. So... pretty...
::there is a loud, sharp thump, and then the sound of snoring::
[ooc: And the post everyone should read, because it amuses the heck outta me, but couldn't possibly be IC knowledge for the radio: Dean Bristow blackmails Rob Gordon. The forecast on the state of Gordon's underpants is worrisome, with a 80% chance of soiling.]
::sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh::
Before I begin the broadcast, can someone explain to me what the hell happened to Wednesday? And I'm not talking about that creepy Addams chick, I mean the day. Where'd it go? Anyone? ::sigh:: Moving on!
::sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"::
"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"
There was a lot of flower deliveries today. No one sent any to the King? I'm hurt.
My little student coach Sawyer got himself a date. Good work, kid
Big dinner date at the TARDIS tonight. That Doc still being a perv? I don't have any new news items on that front...
::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::
"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"
Metaphors were the test subject in Criminal Justice. Ted's Music 101 covered movie music. In Art Appreciation, they sculpted Janet Fraiser's assets. Hey, that's my class.
...I don't remember this. Heck, I don't even think I know who Janet Fraiser is!
Speaking of Janet Frasier, apparently she raided the Sociology class, and kissed Doc Grissom! Hey, now I remember! Janet's the chick who kissed Daniel Jackson two weeks ago. When's it gonna be the King's turn, baby?
Journalism discussed Villains, there's more movie watching in Martial Arts, and Biology wants permission slips for a Body Farm trip. How exciting. Personally, I'm of the opinion that Ms. Sidle should be planning a trip to the funny farm. ::maniacal laugh::
ARRRRR! It be Pirate Day in the cafeteria. Did anyone try the hard tack and keep all their teeth? You, kid, are a winner.
Essays were due in Languages, and there was Obedience lessons in Speech Class.
Home Ec had knitting projects, Some woman was discussed in History of the Ancient World, and Korea was the topic of East Asian History.
Diplomacy discussed idiots. In my dictionary, Idiot is followed by "person who prefers diplomacy." ::laugh::
Quantum Physics cancelled today, and so did Fashion, not wanting to be behind on the trends. Small Business did meet today, decidedly neither Fashionable nor Quantum Physics-y.
Debate Number Two: Electric Boogaloo occured tonight. [ooc: And the magic of slow-time says it's still going on, so you can still get questions in.]
And remember to caste your vote for Homecoming King and Queen. The King of your airwaves will not try to influence your voting with his Kingly voice or his Kingly words. He just asks that you vote for whoever you think is really the King.
As far as Queens go, I don't even think Daniel Jackson is nominated... ::laugh:: Write him in kids, so declares the King!
And now the final part of my broadcast tonight...
::trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat::
"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"
Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.
Ms. Sidle fall down, go boom. ::maniacal laughter::
::more laughing::
::gasping for breath::
::more laughing::
Oh, sorry about that screwheads, got a little... ::laugh:: carried away there. ::clears throat:: Continuing...
Maia and Beka discussed strategies. This leads to Beka Action figures. Are you one of the sad few who haven't had the chance to play with the real Beka? Well, now you can play with your own little version. ::laugh:: ...somebody pick me up one of those, would you?
Rory cut Zero's hair, Willow and Paige discuss Magic, and Prof Quayle be getting his Emo on about his dead wife. Awwww, poor baby. Get back to me when you cut one up with a chainsaw, wussie. That's anguish.
A bunch of kids went to the clinic tonight. Pansies. The King got a big ole black eye and maybe a concussion, but you don't see me over there crying about it.
There was some discussion at the Perk between Angela and Rory and Buffy and Frank Apple.
Churches endorse Phoebe for Prez. Huh. I didn't even know these places existed.
Well, that's all the news that they saw fit to throw on my desk here... If you did something you thought was so very special and it didn't get announced? Cry about it, knucklehead. The King makes the rules around here, at least on these nights.
I gotta go... gotta... ooh, pretty lights. Look at 'em dance. They're doing a little dance just for the King. So... pretty...
::there is a loud, sharp thump, and then the sound of snoring::
[ooc: And the post everyone should read, because it amuses the heck outta me, but couldn't possibly be IC knowledge for the radio: Dean Bristow blackmails Rob Gordon. The forecast on the state of Gordon's underpants is worrisome, with a 80% chance of soiling.]
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(Pretty sure Janet it meant to be read, not all private, but maybe check with her tomorrow.).
:: Offers ice-bag ::
:: runs! ::
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comaconcussed slumber::no subject