Fandom Radio :: 23 September 2009.

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Fellow Adventurers! It is I, Minsc! And my faithful companion, Boo! We are here to read to you the radio! Aren't you lucky! Well, maybe not so lucky as I hear that whole gender changing thing has caught on again, although this time with all the ladies turning into gentlemen and I must admit, I find this very sad.

Even sadder is the lack of rum here! What is all this orange stuff?

*chittering*

Vodka? You mean you...Sir Daisy was your first choice? But she is gone? To the mainland to test out her new.....

...err...

...well! I must say, squirrels, I am a little disheartened that I am only your second choice, but at least I came second to as esteemable a woman as Sir Daisy. And I guess this vodka and orange nonsense isn't so bad. Let us just get to the notes, though, shall we?



LEARNING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!!!

Sir Jim was innocently playing games on his computer...like maybe that old classic, Thor's Barrier? I love that game!...until Sir Layla interrupted him to tell him that he should go on an expedition with the librarian, which sounds very boring if you ask me!

Sir Kate tries to avoid revealing who she really is to Sir Mitchell when she stops by his office.

The office was pissed about the ban on Twitter, although I cannot see why. Birds in the office making all that noise has got to be annoying!
Which is why I usually just shoot them.

In Punching People for FUN and PROFIT, they talked about punching things with objects, which makes no sense! Fists are perfectly fine! Much better than bottles and things!

Infantry Tactics used sheilds! Not even ones made of humans! Sir Azula was quite annoyed that Lady Anemone was still a lady, and then everyone paired up to work on defense! Sir Max made sure that Sir Ino kept up with her exersizes even as a boy, but he was glad to see Lady Anemone still being a Lady.

Adventures in Literature talked about the Three Muskets!

*chittering*

What do you mean that's not right? Of course it's right! MUSKETS! BOOM. Love and honour, all that stuff! Silly drunk squirrel.

Art 101 talked about some kind of art I'm not even going to try to pronounce, but it was kind of weird and so the students had to explain why it was actually art.

Defense against the Dark Arts talked about zombies and how some dead things are just better left dead! Unless maybe they're in a band or are certain attractive vampire ladies of the community of whom I find myself attracted to. Ahem. Students taped up zombies, which I am glad you don't usually have to do with vampires. Then there were breathing apparatuses because zombies smell. Unlike some vampires. Some smell quite lovely, actually.

Ahem.

Sir Gabrielle coped some more with being male in the library and the girls of Alpha Beta Gremlin embraced their male-ness with doing boy things. Like greasy food, football playing and football watching, and a belching contest!

*GIANT BELCH*

Good luck beating that, ladies! Ah-ha! Sir Glinda was there supervise. Sir Hayley thinks Sir Azula looked better as a girl, and Lady Cordelia is assured that all the other ladies will be back to ladies tomorrow by Sir Layla, but Lady Eleanor joined Lady Cordelia in maintained ladyship. Sir Azula found this annoying.


DORMITORY LIFE!!!!

This morning, a lot of ladies turned into gentlemen. Among the list?

Sir Sookie and Sir Lois, Sir Kaylee without ribbons in her hair, Sir Jack and Sir Harper with the wishing she could have a new wardrobe! Sir Jean, who was mocked by Sir Bobby and not talked to by Sir Jono. Sir Momoko and Sir Shilo, Sir Angela, who did not let her sir-ness interrupt dirty with Sir Hannibal, and Sir Karla, from who there was lots and lots of screaming. She did not appreciate Sir Gabrielle's sense of humour about the situation, and then she screamed some more at Sir Jack. Sir Layla brought coffee and support, which inspired hugs, and then Sir Karla told Sir Ender that she's worried she won't be able to do magic now...

...I'd point out that I know plenty of male mages, but the only one I can think of is Sir Xan, and he is pretty girly...

Anyway, Sir Ben could tell Sir Karla would be in good spirits for reserves today, while Sir Dinah found out that Sir Karla is mostly fine except for all the screaming, though there was some growling, too, at Lady Triela for still being, well...a lady.

Sir Azula explained to Sir Zach that she was still herself despite not being herself, Sir Codex misses her boobs, and there were too many boy parts involved to keep Sir Francine on the bed with Sir Merlin! Sir Tara and Sir Fiona flailed mucly, as did Sir Mirax at an awkward Sir Bobby!

Sir Leto checked in with Sir Kate, and Sir Raven had no clothes! At least, she didn't until Sir Francine provided pants! Sir Joan stopped in to talk not about pants, but perhaps rather a lack of them between Sir Max and Lady Aphrodite.

Well done, Sir Max! But you really should be wary of ladies riding around in shells. Trust me on that one, my friend!

Anyhoo, Sir Emma awoke, and Sir Francine visited once again with pants! Sir Beka did check up on her and Sir Layla was very resourceful!


Sir Claire made with the smoochie to Sir Jon before explaining who she was, and Sir Turtle helped Sir Maron through the sir crisis a bit! Sir Hinata's cat seemed wary of her state, and Sir Beka was not pleased with the change, either; she makes with Sir Hayley about the confused who are you's.

Sir Rose was apparently popular and hot this afternoon, so I think she should get a fan, but, anyways, Sir Chuck got into his-her pants, which is good to know they fit him, and Sir Jack got to hear about Sir Rose's spar with Sir Arthur, while Sir Alex noticed that Sir Rose was lacking in bosoms.

Sir Morgana does not approve.

Neither do Shiva's frozen tits, Sir Elena.

Sir Joan has boxers and a Sir Liir who is open toward bisexuality.

If you expected more detailed coverage, then too bad! Reading is for sissies and nerds and it was all either surprise, acceptance, or dirty, anyway!

Sir Bobby talked with Sir Sookie about hair telepathy; I have no idea what that is, nor do I think I want to know, but that is probably because I have no hair!

Sir Katchoo and Sir Francine had a talk and a shower, and Sir Elena emails people before getting a call from Sir Reno, who makes a very nice big bird, if I remember correctly, which I usually actually don't!

Sir Layla offered up clothing to all the girls turned boys in the lobby, although, really, they might have needed them well before the time it took to get there, you'd think! Sir Kelly is none to pleased until she realizes she can use this for boys' bathroom espionoge, while Sir Dinah just thinks Sir Layla rocks for the clothes. Sir Hayley is also quite glad, but Sir Jaina was pissy and a grumpy pants about the whole thing. Sir George's attempts to tease and possibly hit on Sir Jaina who kind of looks like him both confuse me and ultimately fail. I think? I'm too confused.

Sir Francine talks with Sir Layla about taking clothes to people, which makes more sense, because we don't need random ladies turned boys naked everyhwere. Sir Hoshi wished someone'd been that thoughtful last time, and Sir Effy just sort of accepted fate. Sir Kate's glad for the clothes, and Sir Mirax and Sir Layla agreed no genderswapping for Parents' Weekend! Sir Didi appreciated Sir Layla's 'perfomance art,' while Sir Ellie had so not been prepared for this. Or being an animal, either. Clearly, Sir Ellie should have taken one of Minsc's classes!

Sir Azula requires more red jeans. Sir George was then warned not to tease Sir Jaina. Which he failed at. Way to go, Georgie.

Being a sir does not stop Sir Aravis from flirting with Sir Mat in the stables!

Sir Gwen was reflective as she made coffee. I find that I am not usually reflective until after coffee.

Sir Fiona tested out her sword. ...No. Not that one. Pervert squirrels.

Sir Alex is a very class man. He asks how Sir Effy likes her new equipment. I just hope she got it from a good armourer, because there's nothing like cheap equipment in a bloody fight!

There is also cheerleading practise! With stretching and mingling, because it's important! Sir Claire gets snippy at Sir Hannibal's amusement at the girls being....not girls, though she had no problem trying to mack on Sir Sam. Captains were around and so was a Sir Ronon for advising!


At the reserves, Sir Tony and Sir Merlin set up a game of King of the Hill and avoid SIR KARLA AT ALL COSTS. Oh, and there's mingling. Sir Arthur checked up on Sir Francine, and Sir Tony unwittingly flirted with Sir Dinah. Then Sir Dinah and Sir Rachel battled! So did Sir Dinah and Sir Karla! To the death!


...actually just for the hill, but I like my version better! They also took a survey, which is too much like a test for my likings! Sir Karla did not bite Sir Merlin's head off, which would be impressive if she did, meaning she'd get her mouth around those ears.

Girls with Guns talked about assult rifles, and Sir Fiona chatted with Lady Triela about...guys and guns! Sir Claire chatted with Lady Triela about her still being a lady, and Sir Momoko, in a shocking turn of events, was still bouncy. Then there was shooting, which is not directly related to Sir Momoko's bounciness.

I think. Either way, the Captain is their advisor, so whatever happened was bound to be awesome.

Jaime's in need of some Southwestern food, which makes him Sir Didi's favourite person! Sir Didi also causes Sir Jono to double take, and Sir Ellie appears to have finally adjusted. Sir Ellie and Sir Didi bonded over being sirs, though this did not happen between Sir Ellie and Lady Jen, as Lady Jen is still a lady. Sir Jaime was happy to give her plenty of food, and Sir Didi wonders why Lady Jen is still a lady. Sir Azula also talked to Sir Jaime about making the food extra spicy, and Minsc approve!

Boo does not, though. He does not like spicy food.

Sir Jon puts out a welcoming gesture of free ice cream for ladies turned gentlemen. Sir Claire and Sir Hayley played guess who I usually am!, while Sir Leda claims Sir Jon her favourite guy, so now Sir Jon and Sir Jaime must battle it out! Sir Jaime might win, though, since Sir Claire's method of eating an ice cream cone is rather distracting for Sir Jon!

In the gym, Sir Ben and Sir Tahiri discuss Sir Tahiri being taller and fuzzy feet....Boo has those! While on the roof, it's a little hard to tell what's going on with Lady Illyria. She might be sir? Either way, she can defintely tell that Sir Azula is a sir.

OUR TOWN. IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET.

Sir Sophie awoke as a man, and, though Sir Geoffrey promised to not have done anything, he then proceeded to do something! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I mean dirty, in case you didn't.

The dog woke Sir Lindsay, who then cursed quite impressively! This woke Sir Ronon up and he laughed a lot, which I hope was followed by a punch to the face. Sir Tyler tried not to mocK Sir Lindsay, which makes me wonder why not?

The servants kick Sir Irulan out because she didn't look much like Lady Irulan.

Sir Daisy is usually a Sir but not in the way she is today, which she seems to appreciate before Sir Wilhelmina calls her and I find this conversation suddenly very awkward!

The phone also proves a little difficult for Sir Aphrodite, who puts a wig on her mirror...

...

...okay then! Either way, Sir Wilhelmina called Captain Algren for some clothes; I shall insist that my comment about how his might easilier fit a slimmer, more feminine form than clothes of my own.

Sir Cable and Sir Deadpool were surprised to see the new light brought to them about the masculine variant of Sir Jan's name by the little tot's boyish transformation!

At the beach, Sir Bobby has a caped bear for Sir Zack and their history project!

Sir Dinah was coping well at the flower shop, and Sir Naomi still managed to be punctual.

Sir Layla was giving away shirts with pants, an offer Sir Irulan eagerly took up!

Sir Cal was doling out his usual Greek specials, where Sir Irulan came in hungry and ready to feast! Sir Ino complained that Sir Cal rarely seems afflicted by such things, which must mean he's got an amazing saving throw. Sir Leto was also there, greeted by both Sir Irulan and Sir Cal.

Sir Katina was grouchy, a mood that was unlikely to improve once Sir Arthur made his appearance. Sir Ino also wanted to bitch some more and make sure that Sir Katina was coming to her party tomorrow!

Sir Valentino deftly gets out of helping Sir Gunther, and then he and Sir Ender call Sir Ender's sister a cow! That is good! It means she shall survive the winter! Sir Jack just thinks Sir Valentino still looks girly.

Your mother probably looks girly, too!


Sir Dani got a call at the coffee shop, and Sir Ino was grumpy some more. But at least Sir Liir brought her stuff for her birthday? And so did Sir Bobby! And Boo says happy birthday, too, Sir Ino! May you not have your head sliced off by evil gnolls so that you may have another some day!

Sir Liir makes cakes and Sir Jack is anti-hat! Sir Beka is feeding sky rats; she also discusses her condition with Sir Jonas, though Sir George thought she'd be flailier!

Sir Alex fails to fool Sir Gibbs about being new when he calls her cells, which shows that he is an astute detective. Sir Aphrodite has a case of mistaken identity glompage when Sir Fiona mistakes her as her uncle.

Sir Alice attempts to make her music gender nuetral, while Sir Jono got a job! Sir Leto then discussed with Sir Alice her facial hair.

Sir Elena is trying on plenty of clothes, and Sir Wilhelmina is talked into desi--

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*rattling sound* Sorry! Where was I? Right! Sir Yuffie and Sir Elena make plans to use the fact that Sir Elena looks like someone from home for blackmail, and Sir Rose joins in after it is determined that both she and Sir Elena are hot.

Also, the lighthouse is open!

So is Caritas, where Sir Chuck is in a good mood! Sir Adora talks about why Sir Chuck is not excited about Parents' Weekend, and then he talks with Sir Effy about how hot she is, and other stuff that, as a teacher, I am not comfortable saying! Sir Irulan relates the tale of her unruly servants to Sir Chuck, and Sir Wilhelmina orders a Sir Bloody Mary! Ha-ha!

Sir Martha also tried to order the nurses not to laugh at her, which I'm sure went well!




And that is it! No more note! It is time for bed and....okay, maybe another one of those floofy Sir Daisy drinks. Huzzah!

*click!*


[[ sorry for the late; there was work, then drunkenness, and then just depression XD ]]