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Fandom Radio - Wednesday - 9/16
So, I learned a new word today. And I need to share it with everyone here. Smize. Oh yeah. Learn it and love it, kids. It's smiling with your eyes in crazyflakes Tyra-ese. I kinda hope she starts her own dictionary of poorly done French accents and made up modeling terms.
Oh! Who wants to bet that word's already on Urbandictionary? Anyone? Anyone? Ahhh, we'll figure this out after radio is over.
School
Over at the school, where there is generally learning or pretending to learn, that class that stole the name of one I already taught practiced dodging and blocking. They even paired off for it!
Infantry Tactics talked about formations and can we play Risk now? I wanna play Risk. But not this class, it seemed. They hadta follow Max's instructions while staying in line. Which makes not sense if ya think about it. Then Max gave Ino chicken scratch. Yaaaay.
Adventures in Literature decided to go crazy and talk about Arthurian legends. Oh, let's get the popcorn out now. Francine and Karla aren't happy about how he portrayed Merlin, of course. Francine gets told about the version Drake knows which makes little to no sense, and she's all 'but there's on here!' Gabrielle is also certain she knows Arthur and Merlin somehow. Also with the no sense making. Hayley decided they were jerks and Drake was all 'nuh-uh!' Which is mature and more fun for me to say. Fiona was all 'it's rude to tell lies!' and I'm all 'YO YO MA!' Which is also rude, but fun. Sookie was that tramp Gwen who was busy sleeping with Lancelot, who was Tony and suggested a threesome. Everyone discussed what to do about the adultery thing. Aaaaand Sam was Arthur and sorted it all out... somehow. Didi talked up Drake to let him know what she was.
Art 101 talked about pre-Columbian art and boooooring. Rachel was busy keeping an eye on the teacher while Jack and Tony flirted over sketches which is just what everyone had to do.
DADA did stuff with their fears and Humphrey Bogart. Who, really, kinda is scary. The braver kids faced him while the others did some fun arts'n'crafts with hat making. Theeeen Remus and George chatted about stuff after class.
Student Council elections!
Gabrielle was all busy with the librarian duties. While the ladies were off at Alpha Beta Gremlin and greeeeeen. They mingled and chatted of cooourse. And Hayley was all sadface at Ino over the lack of pink. Because she's a girl. Girls like pink. Then the womenfolk set up an activity for the club to do. Good for them.
Dorms
Theeeeere was Cheerleading tryouts today! No mention if there was some Toni Basil playing. I think there should have been a little. People tried out. As you do at these things. Ronon was there to grunt at people, which is either less bad or more in context.
Hopefully it wasn't about the girls getting their stretch on. Hannibal was a lazy ass as we all already know--STOP HAVING MY FACE YOU LAZY ASS!-- Angela was doing things right, Sam gave Claire encouragement, Preistly ogled people who are probably Hannibal and his laziness---dear god, do these people stop? Sam was all focused when not giving Claire advice, Joan and Elena were all oh em gee happy to see each other there, aaand Robin who is made of felt wished Cordelia good luck. Maron was tooootes excited, Robin of the felt checked out his mascot uniform--we have a mascot uniform? Huh. Live and learn.
They introduced themselves and then went to show off those moves while people could watch and ogle in the fine tradition of teenagers.
Over at that magic club thing, Merlin put out saucers of milk while Karla and all of 'em talked about fighting with magic. Ooookay, Wanda. There was the usual mingling thread that these things have where Rachel had tea--thrilling, really--Arthur was a stalker, Tara was uncertain about the milk--as ya should be--Kennedy was skeptical too--god, people. BE MORE INTERESTING. Tara and Kennedy made out. There. Interesting.
Diana failed to keep her car from the milk or something. Maybe it's a euphemism. Let's go with that. Francine nibbled on a pastry like a Frenchie surrender monkey. Leda asked Jono if he's seen the lil' blue guys yet. Are they the lil' blue Jono fairies? I bet they are. And then she stalked some of the milk to see Jono fairies. Oh, and Azula lurked like a creeper too. Her and Arthur must be bee eff effs. Theeeeey discussed combat experience and those kooky kids were around to talk to. Which Azula the creeper did with Karla.
Creeeeper.
Dear god, do these end?
Girls With Guns did stuff with a sub-machine gun. Wait, what? How the hell would teenage girls get access to a submachine gun? Is this bizarro world? Did we fall into bizarro world? I think we did. They mingled in bizzaro world like ya do. Dinah explained her master plan of switching between clubs like it was a divorced set of parents to Tahiri. And then she totally hit on X-23 by saying she looked bangin' in the skirt with her hair down like a classic nerd turned hottie. Claire apologized to not the Wolvie clone about missing things in order to go get her cheer on, but she'd totally be around to shoot stuff later.
And then they shot things. The end. Or not as, and I quote, Hot Algren was there.
Kate was all up in arms over int he 3rd floor common room as someone stole her pudding. Betcha it was Bill Cosby. Leto arrived all shirtless-y and explained about the little Jono fairies stealing his shirt and how he could make her feel better. Ghanima. I don't wanna read about your brother doin' the nasty. Azula, who might bat for the other team, was all 'why are you shirtless?' at Leto. Mat with only one t also stormed in all up in arms about missing clothing. He and Kate talk about Zayne... having a crazy roommate it seems. Yeeeah. Leto and he then talked about the lil' Jono fairies stealing things in an attempt to get guys nekkid. Damn, Jono. I thought it was X-Force that had the old school gay guys. Bobby showed up lookin' for Warren's blackberry--whoa. Retcon whiplash--and Kat commiserated on the thefts with him. Damn it, Jono! Bobby and Mat with one t chat and are all 'You're from another planet!'. Yeah, you get used to that. Leto stated the obvious to Bobby about the Jono fairies stealing everything, but Azula goes one step further and tells him to search the couch cushions while she hits on Kate.
Also in that common room, but later in the evening, Jaina was busy watching that show about chicks who didn't realize they were preggers until giving birth. That is the best show ever, by the way. Rose was there to boggle with her on the matter and Jaina got all paranoid about being pregnant and not curbing her rampant drug use. Crack is wack, Jaina. Crack is wack. Just listen to Whitney. Clark also showed up to join Jaina in her watching the trainwreck. The baby filled trainwreck. Rose and Clark recognized each other from class and he was all 'Yay, I'm a boy and can't get preggers!' And I'm all 'Um, tell that to the Clex shippers and Kon-El'.
Hurley boggled and then tried to chat Jaina up on what she'd been doin'. And if she was tired from running through his mind all day. Then he was all glad that he couldn't end up like Clark and be preggers, but Rose was nice and didn't mention mpreg to him. Zayne and Jaina decided it wasn't the force that got these women preggers, which is good because that would just throw George Lucas off completely. He then goes on to decide with Rose that these ladies thinking it was a lot of food poisoning was just self-delusions, man. Kaylee was there and babbling to Jaina about ninja babies, but that makes no sense as ninja babies would just kill you in silence. She went on to talk to Clark about balloons and how this was all meant to scare women away from sex. Probably true. Rose and Kaylee talked about the difference between indigestion and labor. I'm pretty sure one ends in a bundle of joy and the other in Tums. So... There's that. Zayne assured Kaylee she'd figure out the baby thing eventually. Or be a cat lady. Be a cat lady. Layla was all there and trying to get Jaina to name a kid Amethyst or some crap like that. WE'RE WISE TO YOU, LAYLA. She chatted up Rose about hormones which I'm sure was fascinating. Zayne and Layla talked about stupid stupid people and being preggers while stupid. Azula was wary of Layla because she can't give into her urges and feelings and accept herself for who she is. But she was all up in Jaina's kool-aid. Last but not least, Jon the clone asked if this was about the 15 pound tumor. Well, that's kinda mean to think of a baby as, man.
Alex was off texting stuff in his room. Probably dirty stories. Dirty, dirty fanfic. He then let Effy bum a cigarette as they talked about Halloween and doin' it on a desk. So dirty. Elena showed up with booze too!
Leto lost his shirt of Jono fairies. Gaaaaay. Alice was in for comfort after seeing her Humphrey Boggart in class and damn it, Ghanima. Don't want to read about your brother's sex life. It's weird. Weirder still when Dinah was in to whistle at him like a construction worker.
And then she was in her room, playing with her... cat until Cal came by. Yeeeeah.
Town
Azula was busy on the beach, sublimating her attraction to women as she practiced. Dani Reese woke up to a phone call. Maybe from someone fun. Maybe from the IRS. Simon had his clothing stolen by Jono fairies. Like you do these days. Sophie and Geoffrey had a daaaaaate at her place.
Katina haaaad breakfast at Strokes of Genius when she got a visit from Arthur--who she asked on a date. Dinah was playing with flowers at that flower shop that used to be owned by the one hooker in town. I miss her. You're in our hearts nameless hooker! Sophie was planning her menu for the date later in the evening at her art gallery. And then promptly got hit on by Max while Jono fairies attacked. Over at Things Reborn, Layla complained about a story being too easy to figure out, but that's because she's a plot device, so...
Naomi got a visit from the mullet at Stark Industries. Cal and his chick hair got made fun of at Luke's Diner. As he should be. Hippie! Dinah was in to get all dirty with Cal, like ya do. And then Ino threw stuff at his hippie hair. When she wasn't doing that, she was over at Wellspring dealing with plants. Valentine was off being sweet--which makes the squirrels suspicious--at The Arms Hotel.
Jack was at the Perk, chillaxing as he celebrated the end of the school week for himself. Castiel showed up with a laptop like he was going to write a novel in the most pretentious way humanly possible, but no. Turns out he's just an angel. And then he and Jack prank the staff. Eye dee ee kay, people. Emma-lite showed up to talk about baking and dear god the flashbacks! THE FLASHBACKS. Karla showed up to join them in some kinky threesome thing. The mullet was busy guarding against Jono fairies at that hat shop. Aphrodite was offering love advice over at Triple D's. Francine stopped in for new lingerie as the Jono fairies took it and wore it. Whoa. Whoa. Jono. Un-cool. Didi was by to check if they knew each other. Nope. Natch. But they did chat worlds. Dani Reese was by to flirt with her and wow there are a lot of lesbians now, am I right? Oh, and Tully put posters up all about town.
The Jono fairies struck one last time over at the clinic where Martha isn't happy that things are missing. Well, it's them or some nurses stealin' stuff for the black market.
Aaaaaand done. No, no I'm not smiling with my eyes now. I'm tired and I want a beer and maybe some bowling. Oh yeah, bowling time.
Good night Fandom!
Oh! Who wants to bet that word's already on Urbandictionary? Anyone? Anyone? Ahhh, we'll figure this out after radio is over.
School
Over at the school, where there is generally learning or pretending to learn, that class that stole the name of one I already taught practiced dodging and blocking. They even paired off for it!
Infantry Tactics talked about formations and can we play Risk now? I wanna play Risk. But not this class, it seemed. They hadta follow Max's instructions while staying in line. Which makes not sense if ya think about it. Then Max gave Ino chicken scratch. Yaaaay.
Adventures in Literature decided to go crazy and talk about Arthurian legends. Oh, let's get the popcorn out now. Francine and Karla aren't happy about how he portrayed Merlin, of course. Francine gets told about the version Drake knows which makes little to no sense, and she's all 'but there's on here!' Gabrielle is also certain she knows Arthur and Merlin somehow. Also with the no sense making. Hayley decided they were jerks and Drake was all 'nuh-uh!' Which is mature and more fun for me to say. Fiona was all 'it's rude to tell lies!' and I'm all 'YO YO MA!' Which is also rude, but fun. Sookie was that tramp Gwen who was busy sleeping with Lancelot, who was Tony and suggested a threesome. Everyone discussed what to do about the adultery thing. Aaaaand Sam was Arthur and sorted it all out... somehow. Didi talked up Drake to let him know what she was.
Art 101 talked about pre-Columbian art and boooooring. Rachel was busy keeping an eye on the teacher while Jack and Tony flirted over sketches which is just what everyone had to do.
DADA did stuff with their fears and Humphrey Bogart. Who, really, kinda is scary. The braver kids faced him while the others did some fun arts'n'crafts with hat making. Theeeen Remus and George chatted about stuff after class.
Student Council elections!
Gabrielle was all busy with the librarian duties. While the ladies were off at Alpha Beta Gremlin and greeeeeen. They mingled and chatted of cooourse. And Hayley was all sadface at Ino over the lack of pink. Because she's a girl. Girls like pink. Then the womenfolk set up an activity for the club to do. Good for them.
Dorms
Theeeeere was Cheerleading tryouts today! No mention if there was some Toni Basil playing. I think there should have been a little. People tried out. As you do at these things. Ronon was there to grunt at people, which is either less bad or more in context.
Hopefully it wasn't about the girls getting their stretch on. Hannibal was a lazy ass as we all already know--STOP HAVING MY FACE YOU LAZY ASS!-- Angela was doing things right, Sam gave Claire encouragement, Preistly ogled people who are probably Hannibal and his laziness---dear god, do these people stop? Sam was all focused when not giving Claire advice, Joan and Elena were all oh em gee happy to see each other there, aaand Robin who is made of felt wished Cordelia good luck. Maron was tooootes excited, Robin of the felt checked out his mascot uniform--we have a mascot uniform? Huh. Live and learn.
They introduced themselves and then went to show off those moves while people could watch and ogle in the fine tradition of teenagers.
Over at that magic club thing, Merlin put out saucers of milk while Karla and all of 'em talked about fighting with magic. Ooookay, Wanda. There was the usual mingling thread that these things have where Rachel had tea--thrilling, really--Arthur was a stalker, Tara was uncertain about the milk--as ya should be--Kennedy was skeptical too--god, people. BE MORE INTERESTING. Tara and Kennedy made out. There. Interesting.
Diana failed to keep her car from the milk or something. Maybe it's a euphemism. Let's go with that. Francine nibbled on a pastry like a Frenchie surrender monkey. Leda asked Jono if he's seen the lil' blue guys yet. Are they the lil' blue Jono fairies? I bet they are. And then she stalked some of the milk to see Jono fairies. Oh, and Azula lurked like a creeper too. Her and Arthur must be bee eff effs. Theeeeey discussed combat experience and those kooky kids were around to talk to. Which Azula the creeper did with Karla.
Creeeeper.
Dear god, do these end?
Girls With Guns did stuff with a sub-machine gun. Wait, what? How the hell would teenage girls get access to a submachine gun? Is this bizarro world? Did we fall into bizarro world? I think we did. They mingled in bizzaro world like ya do. Dinah explained her master plan of switching between clubs like it was a divorced set of parents to Tahiri. And then she totally hit on X-23 by saying she looked bangin' in the skirt with her hair down like a classic nerd turned hottie. Claire apologized to not the Wolvie clone about missing things in order to go get her cheer on, but she'd totally be around to shoot stuff later.
And then they shot things. The end. Or not as, and I quote, Hot Algren was there.
Kate was all up in arms over int he 3rd floor common room as someone stole her pudding. Betcha it was Bill Cosby. Leto arrived all shirtless-y and explained about the little Jono fairies stealing his shirt and how he could make her feel better. Ghanima. I don't wanna read about your brother doin' the nasty. Azula, who might bat for the other team, was all 'why are you shirtless?' at Leto. Mat with only one t also stormed in all up in arms about missing clothing. He and Kate talk about Zayne... having a crazy roommate it seems. Yeeeah. Leto and he then talked about the lil' Jono fairies stealing things in an attempt to get guys nekkid. Damn, Jono. I thought it was X-Force that had the old school gay guys. Bobby showed up lookin' for Warren's blackberry--whoa. Retcon whiplash--and Kat commiserated on the thefts with him. Damn it, Jono! Bobby and Mat with one t chat and are all 'You're from another planet!'. Yeah, you get used to that. Leto stated the obvious to Bobby about the Jono fairies stealing everything, but Azula goes one step further and tells him to search the couch cushions while she hits on Kate.
Also in that common room, but later in the evening, Jaina was busy watching that show about chicks who didn't realize they were preggers until giving birth. That is the best show ever, by the way. Rose was there to boggle with her on the matter and Jaina got all paranoid about being pregnant and not curbing her rampant drug use. Crack is wack, Jaina. Crack is wack. Just listen to Whitney. Clark also showed up to join Jaina in her watching the trainwreck. The baby filled trainwreck. Rose and Clark recognized each other from class and he was all 'Yay, I'm a boy and can't get preggers!' And I'm all 'Um, tell that to the Clex shippers and Kon-El'.
Hurley boggled and then tried to chat Jaina up on what she'd been doin'. And if she was tired from running through his mind all day. Then he was all glad that he couldn't end up like Clark and be preggers, but Rose was nice and didn't mention mpreg to him. Zayne and Jaina decided it wasn't the force that got these women preggers, which is good because that would just throw George Lucas off completely. He then goes on to decide with Rose that these ladies thinking it was a lot of food poisoning was just self-delusions, man. Kaylee was there and babbling to Jaina about ninja babies, but that makes no sense as ninja babies would just kill you in silence. She went on to talk to Clark about balloons and how this was all meant to scare women away from sex. Probably true. Rose and Kaylee talked about the difference between indigestion and labor. I'm pretty sure one ends in a bundle of joy and the other in Tums. So... There's that. Zayne assured Kaylee she'd figure out the baby thing eventually. Or be a cat lady. Be a cat lady. Layla was all there and trying to get Jaina to name a kid Amethyst or some crap like that. WE'RE WISE TO YOU, LAYLA. She chatted up Rose about hormones which I'm sure was fascinating. Zayne and Layla talked about stupid stupid people and being preggers while stupid. Azula was wary of Layla because she can't give into her urges and feelings and accept herself for who she is. But she was all up in Jaina's kool-aid. Last but not least, Jon the clone asked if this was about the 15 pound tumor. Well, that's kinda mean to think of a baby as, man.
Alex was off texting stuff in his room. Probably dirty stories. Dirty, dirty fanfic. He then let Effy bum a cigarette as they talked about Halloween and doin' it on a desk. So dirty. Elena showed up with booze too!
Leto lost his shirt of Jono fairies. Gaaaaay. Alice was in for comfort after seeing her Humphrey Boggart in class and damn it, Ghanima. Don't want to read about your brother's sex life. It's weird. Weirder still when Dinah was in to whistle at him like a construction worker.
And then she was in her room, playing with her... cat until Cal came by. Yeeeeah.
Town
Azula was busy on the beach, sublimating her attraction to women as she practiced. Dani Reese woke up to a phone call. Maybe from someone fun. Maybe from the IRS. Simon had his clothing stolen by Jono fairies. Like you do these days. Sophie and Geoffrey had a daaaaaate at her place.
Katina haaaad breakfast at Strokes of Genius when she got a visit from Arthur--who she asked on a date. Dinah was playing with flowers at that flower shop that used to be owned by the one hooker in town. I miss her. You're in our hearts nameless hooker! Sophie was planning her menu for the date later in the evening at her art gallery. And then promptly got hit on by Max while Jono fairies attacked. Over at Things Reborn, Layla complained about a story being too easy to figure out, but that's because she's a plot device, so...
Naomi got a visit from the mullet at Stark Industries. Cal and his chick hair got made fun of at Luke's Diner. As he should be. Hippie! Dinah was in to get all dirty with Cal, like ya do. And then Ino threw stuff at his hippie hair. When she wasn't doing that, she was over at Wellspring dealing with plants. Valentine was off being sweet--which makes the squirrels suspicious--at The Arms Hotel.
Jack was at the Perk, chillaxing as he celebrated the end of the school week for himself. Castiel showed up with a laptop like he was going to write a novel in the most pretentious way humanly possible, but no. Turns out he's just an angel. And then he and Jack prank the staff. Eye dee ee kay, people. Emma-lite showed up to talk about baking and dear god the flashbacks! THE FLASHBACKS. Karla showed up to join them in some kinky threesome thing. The mullet was busy guarding against Jono fairies at that hat shop. Aphrodite was offering love advice over at Triple D's. Francine stopped in for new lingerie as the Jono fairies took it and wore it. Whoa. Whoa. Jono. Un-cool. Didi was by to check if they knew each other. Nope. Natch. But they did chat worlds. Dani Reese was by to flirt with her and wow there are a lot of lesbians now, am I right? Oh, and Tully put posters up all about town.
The Jono fairies struck one last time over at the clinic where Martha isn't happy that things are missing. Well, it's them or some nurses stealin' stuff for the black market.
Aaaaaand done. No, no I'm not smiling with my eyes now. I'm tired and I want a beer and maybe some bowling. Oh yeah, bowling time.
Good night Fandom!