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Fandom Radio: Monday, September 7th
Good evening Fandom! You're listening WTFH on your FM dial and this is the lovely Layla Miller with today's news.
*chittering*
What? I can't call myself lovely?
*chittering*
I would think that since you didn't have to work as hard for today's news that you'd be a little more appreciative.
*chittering*
Fine. We'll just see who's all "chitter-chitter" when someone loses their rum and acorn crop. Got me?
*fearful chittering*
Damn straight. Let's get tonight's news shall we?
School!
Since today was a holiday Applied Science had a terrible movie to watch. Dinah & K-Mart played Ebert and Roeper on the whole thing and gave it two thumbs down.
Hubris was all about the politics of religion. Everyone's task was to take a look at a Religion they were familiar with and talk about how it causes benefits and repression. Mostly repression. Lots of it in fact. Unless your a TA and your name is Chuck Bass or Savannah Levine because... Seriously. Who could repress either one?
Physical Films was all about the running today. There was the standard whining about the uniforms and then a whole bunch of running up stairs like that movie with Sly Stallone.
Care for Magical Creatures was all about the faeries and badgers. So after chatting about important Faerie facts everyone celebrated Badger Scratching Day with... scratching badgers. That part should have been obvious.
And in Sex Ed today's discussion was all about safe sex and contraception. To make things special, Bond gave everyone a Sexually transmitted disease and then practiced using condoms on dildos because I guess bananas are out of season. Rose and Kyle were there to spread the love and disease while Elle and Rose agreed that their sexually transmitted diseases were very cute and decided to keep them.
*chittering*
Well if I told the whole story it wouldn't be as amusing, now would it? Go play with your nuts.
*chittering*
It's not dirty. Shush. And over in the library Cal and his long flowing locks of hair was all about working on ideas for the school newspaper.
A bunch of Clubs met today. Robin and Naomi had the first meeting of their band. The Fencing Club also Met for the first time and introduced themselves. Zayne and Dinah talked about lightsaber practice while Edmund assured Nathan that the club would be very low key.
And in office hours Ghanima was snacking on popcorn and giggling at religious books when Azula came by to talk about meditation. Alice also came in looking a bit nervous but Ghanima was all supportive about the whole Imperium trip thing. Dinah then tried to sneak up on Ghanima and... yeah. No. Not going to work Dinah.
Meanwhile Fraser met with Detective Reese about some missing person cases. Just in case you need a little help there officers? I'm Layla Miller. I know Stuff.
*chittering*
Oh shut up. It's my catchphrase.
Dorms!
Over in Room 303, Arthur and Leto are the epitome of civility as Arthur moves out so Leto can bang anyone he wants to know without Arthur walking in on him. Azula was up and dressed this morning when she saw something in the mirror that startled her. Possibly her relection. Maybe her shadow The squirrels are vague on this point. However I'm sure that the squirrels will continue their relentless pursuit of truth justice and the acorn way to find out the answer.
*chittering*
Go hump a nut.
In the afternoon, Griff was Mr. Popularity as Alex, Effy and Rose all stop by to bother and make him flail. Mostly with talk of sex.
Triela has returned and happy about her new leg. Azula comes by to check out said leg and discuss Dinah's use of TK in combat.
In the Salle, Arthur was enjoying himself practising "drills" with Merlin. Which I suppose sounds better than Arthur just drilling Merlin. Over and over again. In a not dirty fashion I'm sure. Dinah arrives with Tony the Tiger cub wherein she then "drills" with Arthur and discusses Azula and her temper. Yuffie was there as well working on her on drilling.
Just for the record? The salle is really a place to practice dueling. Not a workshop. Powertools are not necessary unless you're a psycho and enjoy wearing hockey masks.
Over in the gym Illyria is getting down and funky withthe punching bag and some disco music. Raven shows up just as Illyria shows the punching bag who's boss and then Raven and Illyria bicker like a bickerin thing. Parker then asked Illyria why her hair is blue and then tries to touch said blue hair resulting in Illyria being "Oh no you don't bitch!"
*chittering*
That was paraphrasing. Geez. The Azula of the bad temper shows up and there's a cat fight. Illyria of course thinks that Azula is brittle and fragile while Azula... yeah, she's not down with that concept is she?
In the evening, Elena was writing an e-mail and Karla was hiding her room and got a visit by Ben just to make sure she hadn't turned into a dust bunny or something.
Over in the fourth floor common room Hayley discovered an Elvis movie on TV. Which of course led to her being appaled when Liir didn't know who Elvis was and Raven wanted to know which nation King Elvis ruled.
Oh boy. Fine. Here we go.
ELVIS
Elvis Aaron Presley was an American singer and actor. A cultural icon, he is commonly known simply as Elvis and is also sometimes referred to as The King of Rock 'n' Roll or The King.
Presley began his career in 1954 as one of the first performers of rockabilly, an uptempo fusion of country and rhythm and blues with a strong back beat. His novel versions of existing songs made him popular and controversial as did his uninhibited stage and television performances. Presley had a versatile voice and he had unusually wide success encompassing many genres, including rock and roll, gospel, blues, country, ballads and pop. To date, he has been inducted into four music halls of fame.
In 1968, after making movies in Hollywood and having been away from the stage for seven years, he returned to live performances in a television special, which led to a string of successful tours across the U.S., notably in Las Vegas, for the remainder of his career. In 1973, Presley staged the first global live concert via satellite (Aloha from Hawaii), reaching at least one billion viewers live and an additional 500 million on delay. It remains the most watched broadcast by an individual entertainer in television history.
Throughout his career, he set records for concert attendance, television ratings and recordings sales. He is one of the best-selling solo artists in the history of popular music, with sales between 600 million and one billion worldwide, and he is regarded as one of the most important figures of twentieth century popular culture. Among his many awards and accolades are 14 Grammy nominations from the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, which he received at age 36.
Health problems, prescription drug dependence, and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches led to his death at the age of 42.
There. Fine. All of you folks know who Elvis is now. Now go down to Groovy Tunes and pick up a CD damn it.
Town!
Over at Stark Industries, Ender was working until Ben stopped by with Coffee and talk of religion, wars and all sorts of light and fluffy topics. Over at Luke's Diner, Lacey had a pie buying poll about renaming the place. Then Kyle, George and Bobby showed up where the topic of conversation was how Bobby had the magical ability to ruin other people's dates. HA! Keep up the good work Drake! Over at Wellspring Worf showed off his martial arts moves to Rose while Turtle & Canary had a sale on fish that mostly don't vibrate.
At the police station Daisy was transcribing the radio broadcasts. She then invited Gibbs to read up on them and chatted with Danie Reese.
Over at Holiday Grove Oz had baby gear for sale and got a visit from Cordelia. Mirax was back at work at Things Reborn while Vince was scrapbooking with the horses at the Gig.
Over in the Park, Jono was emoing at the damn ducks who were not please with him at all because of the lack of food. Jean showed up to play some one-on-one soccer with Jono. Who was then attacked by ducks. Then Yours Truly. arrived to try and de-emo Jono with the threat of singing, sad stories and Hello Kitty dry erase boards. Bobby then showed up and debated with Jean on how Wii sports can be considered real sporting events before chatting with Jono about killer butterflies and deadly goldfish. Oh Bobby. Beka then arrived with pounce and learned that Jono is telepathic while Didi showed up with popcorn to discuss ducks, flamingos and how there was a ton of introductions going on this week.
And Finally at Caritas, Bones was at the counter serving drinks even though he's a doctor and not a bartender. Jack and Hope were there to partake of said booze.
Weather!
And now tomorrow's weather report. For Fandom a high of 71 degrees farhenheit with an 80 percent chance of showers.
And...
* If you're a Skywalker expect a 40% chance of moodiness followed by a 60% chance of gremlins.
* For Jonothon Starsmore expect a 70% chance of emo with a 10% chance of pudding.
* Ms. Bennet has a 20% chance of mojitos with a 60% chance of raining gumballs.
* Rose has a 75% chance of training endlessly with the hot Russian with a 5% chance of green slime.
* Elena has a 95% chance of getting tired of paperwork and going drinking with a 10% chance of kittens.
* Our esteemed station manager has 100% chance of Rum with a 10% chance of wenches.
* Aeryn will have a 50% chance of stoicism with a 10% chance of Klondike bars
* If you're Drake, you can expect a 90% chance of proclaiming love is a wonderful thing followed by an 8% chance of lime jello
* Our beloved Dean Barney has a 95% chance of awesome with a 30% chance of a Woo Girl.
* For Zayne expect a 10% of "I have a bad feeling about this" followed by a 50% chance of platypi.
* Sam has a 90% chance of studying and then a 10% chance of being visited by an angel that looks like Lucas Scott
* And Eric has a 100% chance of being clueless.
And that's it for me kids, adults and tiny tiger cubs! My name is Layla Miller and now more than ever... I know stuff.
Good night and watch out for platypi. They got venom you know.
*chittering*
What? I can't call myself lovely?
*chittering*
I would think that since you didn't have to work as hard for today's news that you'd be a little more appreciative.
*chittering*
Fine. We'll just see who's all "chitter-chitter" when someone loses their rum and acorn crop. Got me?
*fearful chittering*
Damn straight. Let's get tonight's news shall we?
School!
Since today was a holiday Applied Science had a terrible movie to watch. Dinah & K-Mart played Ebert and Roeper on the whole thing and gave it two thumbs down.
Hubris was all about the politics of religion. Everyone's task was to take a look at a Religion they were familiar with and talk about how it causes benefits and repression. Mostly repression. Lots of it in fact. Unless your a TA and your name is Chuck Bass or Savannah Levine because... Seriously. Who could repress either one?
Physical Films was all about the running today. There was the standard whining about the uniforms and then a whole bunch of running up stairs like that movie with Sly Stallone.
Care for Magical Creatures was all about the faeries and badgers. So after chatting about important Faerie facts everyone celebrated Badger Scratching Day with... scratching badgers. That part should have been obvious.
And in Sex Ed today's discussion was all about safe sex and contraception. To make things special, Bond gave everyone a Sexually transmitted disease and then practiced using condoms on dildos because I guess bananas are out of season. Rose and Kyle were there to spread the love and disease while Elle and Rose agreed that their sexually transmitted diseases were very cute and decided to keep them.
*chittering*
Well if I told the whole story it wouldn't be as amusing, now would it? Go play with your nuts.
*chittering*
It's not dirty. Shush. And over in the library Cal and his long flowing locks of hair was all about working on ideas for the school newspaper.
A bunch of Clubs met today. Robin and Naomi had the first meeting of their band. The Fencing Club also Met for the first time and introduced themselves. Zayne and Dinah talked about lightsaber practice while Edmund assured Nathan that the club would be very low key.
And in office hours Ghanima was snacking on popcorn and giggling at religious books when Azula came by to talk about meditation. Alice also came in looking a bit nervous but Ghanima was all supportive about the whole Imperium trip thing. Dinah then tried to sneak up on Ghanima and... yeah. No. Not going to work Dinah.
Meanwhile Fraser met with Detective Reese about some missing person cases. Just in case you need a little help there officers? I'm Layla Miller. I know Stuff.
*chittering*
Oh shut up. It's my catchphrase.
Dorms!
Over in Room 303, Arthur and Leto are the epitome of civility as Arthur moves out so Leto can bang anyone he wants to know without Arthur walking in on him. Azula was up and dressed this morning when she saw something in the mirror that startled her. Possibly her relection. Maybe her shadow The squirrels are vague on this point. However I'm sure that the squirrels will continue their relentless pursuit of truth justice and the acorn way to find out the answer.
*chittering*
Go hump a nut.
In the afternoon, Griff was Mr. Popularity as Alex, Effy and Rose all stop by to bother and make him flail. Mostly with talk of sex.
Triela has returned and happy about her new leg. Azula comes by to check out said leg and discuss Dinah's use of TK in combat.
In the Salle, Arthur was enjoying himself practising "drills" with Merlin. Which I suppose sounds better than Arthur just drilling Merlin. Over and over again. In a not dirty fashion I'm sure. Dinah arrives with Tony the Tiger cub wherein she then "drills" with Arthur and discusses Azula and her temper. Yuffie was there as well working on her on drilling.
Just for the record? The salle is really a place to practice dueling. Not a workshop. Powertools are not necessary unless you're a psycho and enjoy wearing hockey masks.
Over in the gym Illyria is getting down and funky withthe punching bag and some disco music. Raven shows up just as Illyria shows the punching bag who's boss and then Raven and Illyria bicker like a bickerin thing. Parker then asked Illyria why her hair is blue and then tries to touch said blue hair resulting in Illyria being "Oh no you don't bitch!"
*chittering*
That was paraphrasing. Geez. The Azula of the bad temper shows up and there's a cat fight. Illyria of course thinks that Azula is brittle and fragile while Azula... yeah, she's not down with that concept is she?
In the evening, Elena was writing an e-mail and Karla was hiding her room and got a visit by Ben just to make sure she hadn't turned into a dust bunny or something.
Over in the fourth floor common room Hayley discovered an Elvis movie on TV. Which of course led to her being appaled when Liir didn't know who Elvis was and Raven wanted to know which nation King Elvis ruled.
Oh boy. Fine. Here we go.
ELVIS
Elvis Aaron Presley was an American singer and actor. A cultural icon, he is commonly known simply as Elvis and is also sometimes referred to as The King of Rock 'n' Roll or The King.
Presley began his career in 1954 as one of the first performers of rockabilly, an uptempo fusion of country and rhythm and blues with a strong back beat. His novel versions of existing songs made him popular and controversial as did his uninhibited stage and television performances. Presley had a versatile voice and he had unusually wide success encompassing many genres, including rock and roll, gospel, blues, country, ballads and pop. To date, he has been inducted into four music halls of fame.
In 1968, after making movies in Hollywood and having been away from the stage for seven years, he returned to live performances in a television special, which led to a string of successful tours across the U.S., notably in Las Vegas, for the remainder of his career. In 1973, Presley staged the first global live concert via satellite (Aloha from Hawaii), reaching at least one billion viewers live and an additional 500 million on delay. It remains the most watched broadcast by an individual entertainer in television history.
Throughout his career, he set records for concert attendance, television ratings and recordings sales. He is one of the best-selling solo artists in the history of popular music, with sales between 600 million and one billion worldwide, and he is regarded as one of the most important figures of twentieth century popular culture. Among his many awards and accolades are 14 Grammy nominations from the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences, the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, which he received at age 36.
Health problems, prescription drug dependence, and fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches led to his death at the age of 42.
There. Fine. All of you folks know who Elvis is now. Now go down to Groovy Tunes and pick up a CD damn it.
Town!
Over at Stark Industries, Ender was working until Ben stopped by with Coffee and talk of religion, wars and all sorts of light and fluffy topics. Over at Luke's Diner, Lacey had a pie buying poll about renaming the place. Then Kyle, George and Bobby showed up where the topic of conversation was how Bobby had the magical ability to ruin other people's dates. HA! Keep up the good work Drake! Over at Wellspring Worf showed off his martial arts moves to Rose while Turtle & Canary had a sale on fish that mostly don't vibrate.
At the police station Daisy was transcribing the radio broadcasts. She then invited Gibbs to read up on them and chatted with Danie Reese.
Over at Holiday Grove Oz had baby gear for sale and got a visit from Cordelia. Mirax was back at work at Things Reborn while Vince was scrapbooking with the horses at the Gig.
Over in the Park, Jono was emoing at the damn ducks who were not please with him at all because of the lack of food. Jean showed up to play some one-on-one soccer with Jono. Who was then attacked by ducks. Then Yours Truly. arrived to try and de-emo Jono with the threat of singing, sad stories and Hello Kitty dry erase boards. Bobby then showed up and debated with Jean on how Wii sports can be considered real sporting events before chatting with Jono about killer butterflies and deadly goldfish. Oh Bobby. Beka then arrived with pounce and learned that Jono is telepathic while Didi showed up with popcorn to discuss ducks, flamingos and how there was a ton of introductions going on this week.
And Finally at Caritas, Bones was at the counter serving drinks even though he's a doctor and not a bartender. Jack and Hope were there to partake of said booze.
Weather!
And now tomorrow's weather report. For Fandom a high of 71 degrees farhenheit with an 80 percent chance of showers.
And...
* If you're a Skywalker expect a 40% chance of moodiness followed by a 60% chance of gremlins.
* For Jonothon Starsmore expect a 70% chance of emo with a 10% chance of pudding.
* Ms. Bennet has a 20% chance of mojitos with a 60% chance of raining gumballs.
* Rose has a 75% chance of training endlessly with the hot Russian with a 5% chance of green slime.
* Elena has a 95% chance of getting tired of paperwork and going drinking with a 10% chance of kittens.
* Our esteemed station manager has 100% chance of Rum with a 10% chance of wenches.
* Aeryn will have a 50% chance of stoicism with a 10% chance of Klondike bars
* If you're Drake, you can expect a 90% chance of proclaiming love is a wonderful thing followed by an 8% chance of lime jello
* Our beloved Dean Barney has a 95% chance of awesome with a 30% chance of a Woo Girl.
* For Zayne expect a 10% of "I have a bad feeling about this" followed by a 50% chance of platypi.
* Sam has a 90% chance of studying and then a 10% chance of being visited by an angel that looks like Lucas Scott
* And Eric has a 100% chance of being clueless.
And that's it for me kids, adults and tiny tiger cubs! My name is Layla Miller and now more than ever... I know stuff.
Good night and watch out for platypi. They got venom you know.
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It could be worse. She could have heard what Drake said.
That unit in Lit class is going to be so much fun.
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[I want a weather report every night!]
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This was Fandom, Jono. You should know that by now.
[[Bravo, sir! Bravo!]]
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[You are so not funny. :P]