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Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 6th
[To the tune of the Animaniacs theme]
It's time for Fandom Radio
And it's zany, dontcha know
The squirrels gave me notes
With their tiny paws they wrote
My notes for Fandom Radio!
I am a Warner Brother
I bring the news to you
From inside the dorm building
And through Fandom Town, too
You'll hear all you need
You'll need everything that's here
On tonight's Fandom Radio!
Good evening, Fandom! I'm Yakko Warner coming to you LIVE from the pirate radio station deep in the heart of Fandom Town! Tonight will be a night of magic, mayhem, monsters, or none of the above!
School News has been brought to you by The Microphone Feedbacking Weather, informing us that it is microphone feedbacking nice here in Fandom right now.
Kyle listened to an audiobook in the library. Also, Japanese kittens can cause your husband to wish to cease living.
Dorm News, sponsored by Famous Monkeys Through History.
Cal worked out in the school gym - and the squirrels seemed to appreciate that, which I think means they have a crush - when Didi made friends with him and his new rebellious long hair.
Andy had a book and a drink in the third floor common room, where he discussed goldfish-spitting alligators with Bobby, who is neither a goldfish nor an alligator. Sam spoke to Bobby about alternate universes before Andy tried to peer pressure him into doing drugs.
[Similar in tune to "I'm Cute"]
Drugs are bad
Yes it's true
But even worse is talking about it in
A common room
Where the squirrels are reporting
So your mom needs no extorting
To plan
Your doom!
Just take it from me
She will test all your pee
And if the test is positive
It sure will be causitive
And you'll never see the light of daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
And in Tony's room, Dinah was surprised when Tony turned into a tiger! Heeeeee's great!
This evening on the second floor, my good buddy Layla watched the epic battle of Man... vs Food. She set down a challenge against food for Tara, who made her a PBJ & Mayo sandwich, which sounds like something my brother Wakko would have as an appetizer. They also discussed why a camera guy would be at all interested in former paper salesman Mister Halpert and cooking in general. Diana and Tara talked about the complete weirdness of PBJM, but I don't know. It sounds more normal than syrup rain and we had that here. Why not PBJM? Diana also questioned the food madness on the TV, which Layla was happy to explain.
Tara told Karla how nice yesterday's flowers were. And George Cooper had a fever. The only cure? Rolling dice, possible with money being involved. Experts say that this kind of activity is crap. Layla had to explain to him what was on TV and about how she knows stuff.
Our dicey guy had to explain the game to a couple of dolls in Tara and Diana while Karla was too tired to learn how to play. Sleepyhead had a conversation with a cat about territory and questioned Layla about the TV chef's mask. He's probably a chef by day and a masked wrestler by night.
Turtle was in her room when she discovered that her fish was a vibrator - GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! - and Hurley stopped by to be weirded out. Later on, she got a phone call from a familiar and far too appropriate voice.
Town News, brought to you by the random thoughts of people from the ages of twenty-five to thirty-five. Non-random thoughts need not apply.
Zack offered a great deal on cake for Cafe Fina customers who revealed their secret crush. My secret crushes are Scarlett Johansson and Halle Berry. I DEMAND A FREE CAKE!
G'Kar came close by declaring it Free Squishy Day at Turtle & Canary. Jack Burton went in for the Squishy while Dinah and Fiona went in to buy makeup.
Blysse brought apples for the horses at The Gig. Arthur asked about sending horses to Reno, which has I'm sure enough horses as it is, being in Nevada where that kind of thing is legal. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! Tahiri stopped in to talk about recent happenings and Blind Seer's coat when it's not even jacket weather yet. Francine also came by for a talk, but it doesn't sound like they discussed fashion.
Things Reborn was closed for the holiday weekend because the owner takes Labor Day way too seriously. Dite's Decadent Delights saw a playing cat and some research. Fourth Dimension had sugar cookies, drinks, and a conversation with a goddess. And Tully met Mary at the docks to take a ride on his skiff.... GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! Kate got some coffee at the Perk and discussed the quality of the coffee with Jack Burton.
Lost keys were a recurring theme at the Freelance Police headquarters today, since both Kyle Katarn and Max had adventures to find their keys. Joan stopped in and Kyle had to explain what exactly is involved in freelance policing. While they had missing keys, Wellspring Arms had no shortage of bacon thanks to Biff, which didn't make the dreamy Daisy Day happy.
Robin spent some time at Caritas tonight trying to fix the drummer's arm, which is just going to fall off tomorrow anyway. Dr Sweets refused to believe Millie that he wasn't hallucinating the zombie band. Millie wanted some mead and not the Trapper Keeper company, Oz said hi, and Zack brought Elena out for drinks. Aphrodite and Dani Reese had some girl time in the lounge, where Mary joined them and they all talked about Aphrodite turning someone into a cat. Vince had a drink in the lounge by himself.
And then there was Fight Club...
[To the tune of a completely generic drinking song.]
A magical place where people come
To fight and fight and fight
Where the number one rule is that things are kept mum
In a fight, a fight, a fight
Weapons and powers subject to approval
In a fight, a fight, a fight
Where defiers of rules are subject to removal
From a fight, a fight, a fight
Arrivals and mingling kept everyone tingling
That's right, that's right, that's right
Where introductions can lead to conjunctions
That's right, that's right, that's right
There's open sparring which can be quite jarring
That's no slight, no slight, no slight
And the organizers are no social misers
And cause good clubbers no fright, no fright, no fright
Where newbies need testing to find who they'll be besting
Before they fight, they fight, they fight
Where shoes aren't worn to keep noses untorn
During a fight, a fight, a fight
Where brawls are for two, just me and just you
In a fight, a fight, a fight
When it's a club that you're needing to keep violent urges ceding
Then it's fight, it's fight, it's fight!
It's fight, it's fight, it's fight!
Elena told Rose about her disdain for paperwork before Rose checked in with Jak. Claire told Illyria about how she's a cheerleader, and then she compared healing abilities with Deadpool.
Elena was happy to see Kennedy, who introduced herself to Beka. And I don't care what Beka says, but she's no dog. Helloooooooo nurse! Elena and Zack made plans for the drinking that I mentioned earlier before she checked in with Azula. And Hayley talked to Azula about how helpful this club would be for both of them.
Deadpool joked about alcoholism, which is a serious problem with serious consequences, and then Jack O'Neill snarked on him. Deadpool couldn't understand Jono, so he offered to buy him a dry erase board.
And now to the open sparring mats... LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMBLE!
IN THIS CORNER! THE PRINCESS OF RETAIL! THE KICKER OF SHINS! TURTLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE WEXLER! AND IN THIS CORNER! THE KING OF THE MULLET! IN DESPERATE NEED OF A GOOD HAIRCUT FOR TWENTY-THREE YEARS AND COUNTING! JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BURTON!
And now the second sparring match. IN THIS CORNER! CAMELOT HAS ARRIVED FOR THIS ONE-NAME WONDER! KENNEDY! AND IN THIS CORNER! THE BLONDE WHO CHEERS FOR HER OWN HEALTH! CLAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRE BENNET!
Third sparring match... IN THIS CORNER! A HARD-DRINKING GIRL WHO'S UP FOR A CHALLENGE! EEEEEEELEEEEEENAAAAAAA! AND IN THIS CORNER! NOT JUST A TEACHER! ALSO A WALKING MOUNTAIN! PROFESSOR. FRED. DUKES!
Fourth up... IN THIS CORNER! OUR LOCAL YO-YO MA HERSELF! SHE LEARNS FAST AND KICKS BUTT FASTER! FIOOOOOOOOOOONA POST! AND IN THIS CORNER! THE LITTLE LADY OF THE FLAME! A NEWBIE IN FANDOM, BUT NOT IN FIGHTING! PRINCESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUULAAAAAAAAA!
Next.... IN THIS CORNER! THE BERSERKER WITH A HAMSTER! THE TEACHER VOTED MOST LIKELY TO CREATE OVERTIME FOR THE JANITOR! MIIIIIINSC! AND IN THIS CORNER! SOMEBODY WHO PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! JACK OOOOOOOOO'NEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIILL!
And finally... IN THIS CORNER! A COP I WOULDN'T MIND ARRESTING ME! HELLOOOOOOOO NURSE! DAISY DAAAAAAAAY! And nobody was in the other corner, probably because she's too dreamy to fight.
And after club, Azula stopped by to talk to Lady Ghanima.
Well, it's that time again! No, not time to end the broadcast. It's time to learn the day's lesson! And to find out what that is, we turn to... The Wheel of Morality!
Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. Moral Number Five. And the moral of today's story is... To reach the greatest efficiency for urinal usage per the International Choice of Urinal Protocol, your restroom should have 3, 5, 9, 17, or 33 urinals.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! *MWAH!*
[OOC: Huge props to the radio squirrels who gave me a bunch of extra non-game links to throw into the broadcast tonight!]
It's time for Fandom Radio
And it's zany, dontcha know
The squirrels gave me notes
With their tiny paws they wrote
My notes for Fandom Radio!
I am a Warner Brother
I bring the news to you
From inside the dorm building
And through Fandom Town, too
You'll hear all you need
You'll need everything that's here
On tonight's Fandom Radio!
Good evening, Fandom! I'm Yakko Warner coming to you LIVE from the pirate radio station deep in the heart of Fandom Town! Tonight will be a night of magic, mayhem, monsters, or none of the above!
School News has been brought to you by The Microphone Feedbacking Weather, informing us that it is microphone feedbacking nice here in Fandom right now.
Kyle listened to an audiobook in the library. Also, Japanese kittens can cause your husband to wish to cease living.
Dorm News, sponsored by Famous Monkeys Through History.
Cal worked out in the school gym - and the squirrels seemed to appreciate that, which I think means they have a crush - when Didi made friends with him and his new rebellious long hair.
Andy had a book and a drink in the third floor common room, where he discussed goldfish-spitting alligators with Bobby, who is neither a goldfish nor an alligator. Sam spoke to Bobby about alternate universes before Andy tried to peer pressure him into doing drugs.
[Similar in tune to "I'm Cute"]
Drugs are bad
Yes it's true
But even worse is talking about it in
A common room
Where the squirrels are reporting
So your mom needs no extorting
To plan
Your doom!
Just take it from me
She will test all your pee
And if the test is positive
It sure will be causitive
And you'll never see the light of daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!
And in Tony's room, Dinah was surprised when Tony turned into a tiger! Heeeeee's great!
This evening on the second floor, my good buddy Layla watched the epic battle of Man... vs Food. She set down a challenge against food for Tara, who made her a PBJ & Mayo sandwich, which sounds like something my brother Wakko would have as an appetizer. They also discussed why a camera guy would be at all interested in former paper salesman Mister Halpert and cooking in general. Diana and Tara talked about the complete weirdness of PBJM, but I don't know. It sounds more normal than syrup rain and we had that here. Why not PBJM? Diana also questioned the food madness on the TV, which Layla was happy to explain.
Tara told Karla how nice yesterday's flowers were. And George Cooper had a fever. The only cure? Rolling dice, possible with money being involved. Experts say that this kind of activity is crap. Layla had to explain to him what was on TV and about how she knows stuff.
Our dicey guy had to explain the game to a couple of dolls in Tara and Diana while Karla was too tired to learn how to play. Sleepyhead had a conversation with a cat about territory and questioned Layla about the TV chef's mask. He's probably a chef by day and a masked wrestler by night.
Turtle was in her room when she discovered that her fish was a vibrator - GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! - and Hurley stopped by to be weirded out. Later on, she got a phone call from a familiar and far too appropriate voice.
Town News, brought to you by the random thoughts of people from the ages of twenty-five to thirty-five. Non-random thoughts need not apply.
Zack offered a great deal on cake for Cafe Fina customers who revealed their secret crush. My secret crushes are Scarlett Johansson and Halle Berry. I DEMAND A FREE CAKE!
G'Kar came close by declaring it Free Squishy Day at Turtle & Canary. Jack Burton went in for the Squishy while Dinah and Fiona went in to buy makeup.
Blysse brought apples for the horses at The Gig. Arthur asked about sending horses to Reno, which has I'm sure enough horses as it is, being in Nevada where that kind of thing is legal. GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! Tahiri stopped in to talk about recent happenings and Blind Seer's coat when it's not even jacket weather yet. Francine also came by for a talk, but it doesn't sound like they discussed fashion.
Things Reborn was closed for the holiday weekend because the owner takes Labor Day way too seriously. Dite's Decadent Delights saw a playing cat and some research. Fourth Dimension had sugar cookies, drinks, and a conversation with a goddess. And Tully met Mary at the docks to take a ride on his skiff.... GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! Kate got some coffee at the Perk and discussed the quality of the coffee with Jack Burton.
Lost keys were a recurring theme at the Freelance Police headquarters today, since both Kyle Katarn and Max had adventures to find their keys. Joan stopped in and Kyle had to explain what exactly is involved in freelance policing. While they had missing keys, Wellspring Arms had no shortage of bacon thanks to Biff, which didn't make the dreamy Daisy Day happy.
Robin spent some time at Caritas tonight trying to fix the drummer's arm, which is just going to fall off tomorrow anyway. Dr Sweets refused to believe Millie that he wasn't hallucinating the zombie band. Millie wanted some mead and not the Trapper Keeper company, Oz said hi, and Zack brought Elena out for drinks. Aphrodite and Dani Reese had some girl time in the lounge, where Mary joined them and they all talked about Aphrodite turning someone into a cat. Vince had a drink in the lounge by himself.
And then there was Fight Club...
[To the tune of a completely generic drinking song.]
A magical place where people come
To fight and fight and fight
Where the number one rule is that things are kept mum
In a fight, a fight, a fight
Weapons and powers subject to approval
In a fight, a fight, a fight
Where defiers of rules are subject to removal
From a fight, a fight, a fight
Arrivals and mingling kept everyone tingling
That's right, that's right, that's right
Where introductions can lead to conjunctions
That's right, that's right, that's right
There's open sparring which can be quite jarring
That's no slight, no slight, no slight
And the organizers are no social misers
And cause good clubbers no fright, no fright, no fright
Where newbies need testing to find who they'll be besting
Before they fight, they fight, they fight
Where shoes aren't worn to keep noses untorn
During a fight, a fight, a fight
Where brawls are for two, just me and just you
In a fight, a fight, a fight
When it's a club that you're needing to keep violent urges ceding
Then it's fight, it's fight, it's fight!
It's fight, it's fight, it's fight!
Elena told Rose about her disdain for paperwork before Rose checked in with Jak. Claire told Illyria about how she's a cheerleader, and then she compared healing abilities with Deadpool.
Elena was happy to see Kennedy, who introduced herself to Beka. And I don't care what Beka says, but she's no dog. Helloooooooo nurse! Elena and Zack made plans for the drinking that I mentioned earlier before she checked in with Azula. And Hayley talked to Azula about how helpful this club would be for both of them.
Deadpool joked about alcoholism, which is a serious problem with serious consequences, and then Jack O'Neill snarked on him. Deadpool couldn't understand Jono, so he offered to buy him a dry erase board.
And now to the open sparring mats... LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMBLE!
IN THIS CORNER! THE PRINCESS OF RETAIL! THE KICKER OF SHINS! TURTLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE WEXLER! AND IN THIS CORNER! THE KING OF THE MULLET! IN DESPERATE NEED OF A GOOD HAIRCUT FOR TWENTY-THREE YEARS AND COUNTING! JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BURTON!
And now the second sparring match. IN THIS CORNER! CAMELOT HAS ARRIVED FOR THIS ONE-NAME WONDER! KENNEDY! AND IN THIS CORNER! THE BLONDE WHO CHEERS FOR HER OWN HEALTH! CLAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRE BENNET!
Third sparring match... IN THIS CORNER! A HARD-DRINKING GIRL WHO'S UP FOR A CHALLENGE! EEEEEEELEEEEEENAAAAAAA! AND IN THIS CORNER! NOT JUST A TEACHER! ALSO A WALKING MOUNTAIN! PROFESSOR. FRED. DUKES!
Fourth up... IN THIS CORNER! OUR LOCAL YO-YO MA HERSELF! SHE LEARNS FAST AND KICKS BUTT FASTER! FIOOOOOOOOOOONA POST! AND IN THIS CORNER! THE LITTLE LADY OF THE FLAME! A NEWBIE IN FANDOM, BUT NOT IN FIGHTING! PRINCESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZUUUUUUULAAAAAAAAA!
Next.... IN THIS CORNER! THE BERSERKER WITH A HAMSTER! THE TEACHER VOTED MOST LIKELY TO CREATE OVERTIME FOR THE JANITOR! MIIIIIINSC! AND IN THIS CORNER! SOMEBODY WHO PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER! JACK OOOOOOOOO'NEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIILL!
And finally... IN THIS CORNER! A COP I WOULDN'T MIND ARRESTING ME! HELLOOOOOOOO NURSE! DAISY DAAAAAAAAY! And nobody was in the other corner, probably because she's too dreamy to fight.
And after club, Azula stopped by to talk to Lady Ghanima.
Well, it's that time again! No, not time to end the broadcast. It's time to learn the day's lesson! And to find out what that is, we turn to... The Wheel of Morality!
Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. Moral Number Five. And the moral of today's story is... To reach the greatest efficiency for urinal usage per the International Choice of Urinal Protocol, your restroom should have 3, 5, 9, 17, or 33 urinals.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! *MWAH!*
[OOC: Huge props to the radio squirrels who gave me a bunch of extra non-game links to throw into the broadcast tonight!]
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