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Fandom Radio, Sunday, August 9th, 2009
Emmett: If you throw up in here I'm not going to clean it up.
Chuck: I'm not going to throw up. I am classier than that.
Emmett: Sure.
Chuck: Sam won't answer his phone.
Emmett: So you've said. About eighty times.
Chuck: And it's still true!
Emmett: Let's just get this over with so I can get your drunk ass to bed.
Chuck: Are you hitting on me?
Emmett: *sigh* No. I'm not.
Schooliness
Chuck: Nothing.
Emmett: Good work.
Chuck: Thank you!
Dormishness
Emmett: After being reclusive for a while, Emma is up on the roof smoking. Cigarettes. Not the stuff Chuck likes to smoke. George is apparently only there for the view and introduces himself to Emma and learns that she always tells the truth and is a collector of secrets. Boy!Alex is glad Emma made it to the roof and she said she does it because she's a good samaritan. Then they talked about dirty stuff like playing doctor and teacher.
Chuck: I prefer to play priest and altar boy.
Emmett: God, you are filthy. Leto introduces himself to Emma and wants to know if that's nicotine she's smoking and tries a cigarette out.
Chuck: That is a bad habit.
Emmett: Yeah, like you can lecture anybody on bad habits. Emma wants to know if Triela is part of the Smoker's Club and she says she can't have cigarettes due to the stuff she's on. Then they talk about Italy. Oh, I love Italy.
Chuck: Me too. I should go there. Right now.
Emmett: You're not going anywhere until we've finished this.
Chuck Sei non divertimento, Emmett.
Emmett: I am plenty fun! And it's really weird you can still speak English in this state, much less other languages. Even if you talk like a third grader.
Chuck: I'm fluent in French, not Italian, asshat.
Emmett: No excuse! Leto noticed Kate was also part of the nicotine club on the roof and he talked a little with her about drugs from this time since he's not familiar with them. Emma declares the smoker's club in session with Kate's arrival and they chat about clubs for a bit. Hinata was on the fourth floor with a book and her cat. Hurley wants to know if Hinata enjoyed some rolls or something like that and she asks if he's been keeping busy and guessed that there was something wrong with him. Triela offered to make Hinata tea and both are glad things are back to normal. Well. As normal as Fandom is gonna get. Apparently a washing machine went berserk in the laundry room and Kyle was hiding in terror.
Chuck: This is why I don't do my laundry.
Emmett: Also because you have no idea how a washing machine works.
Chuck: That too.
Emmett: Bobby joins the battle and explained that machines are always attacking him.
Chuck: Don't let that kid near a vibrator.
Emmett: Seriously. Jean also joined the madness and Bobby flailed at her. I've heard flailing helps. Gabrielle assumes Kyle's been abusing the washing machine, not dirty I hope, and Jean tried to take hold of the situation by being loud and bossy.
Chuck: There's a good sister. That always works.
Emmett: Tahiri is back and gets snippy with Hurley when he gets confused by the time difference between here and where she's from. So the dude's not good at math. No need to get snippy. Ben and Tahiri are happy to see each other and she tells him how she's a Knight now. Cool! Leda woke up from a nightmare and Zanye gets back from a trip and gets to meditating. Ben's back too. Everybody is coming back today, jeez. Ender welcomes him back and there's hugging, gay, and talk about that AU place. Joan stops by Rachel's and she tells her how much she is in love with Chuck. Oh...
Chuck: *sound of a head hitting a desk* Oh my god.
Emmett: Oh man.
Chuck: Don't want to talk about it.
Emmett: Fair enough. But let me be the first to say you're gonna be in troublllllllllle. Moving on, Girl!Alex is doing research because she's considering getting a pet. Elle Woods thinks going to get a pet with Alex is going to be fun and she knows a doggie designer. That's weird. Harper is happy to come with Alex too and offers to help take care of it. I hate dogs. Annnd Penelope's bad mood got better when Joan suggested moving in together and then Joan told her about the Chuck and Raven situation and how she wants to talk to him.
Chuck: Oh for [feedback]'s sake. Don't talk to me.
Emmett: Here, read news. It'll make you feel better.
Townishness
Chuck: Nathan got a visit from Tony who wanted help dealing with Tyler. Hope that means a threesome. Ghanima had a talk with Tyler over dinner about Fight Club and...things are confusing. Too many words! In news I can understand, Eliza Doolittle left. Bye! Read this next part while I make another drink.
Emmett: Dude! You've already read a half a page of notes!
Chuck: I'm drunk and have had a bad day. You're lucky I can read.
Emmett: Okay then. People did their job type things. Zack was at the Fina, Biff was at the Wellspring Arms, G'Kar was at the T&C, Aphrodite was at the sex shop, Ben was at Things Reborn, and Hot!Kyle was at Freelance Police. Hot!Kyle is the squirrel's nickname, not mine.
Chuck: I must see this hot Kyle myself and see if the nickname is well earned. All right, gimme notes. Sophie was examining her new purchase, the York Gallery, and got visits from Max and Irulan. I was filling in for Robin at Caritas and I met the awesome new person, Vida. Kate was at Fast Eddie's and Bobby came in to talk about muffins. Not dirty. I think. Your turn!
Emmett: *sighs* You're lucky I'm bored and you're drunk. Lazy. Fight Club took place and of course there was mingling. Zack was awkward at Jen but she didn't seem to notice. Lucky you! Claire caught up with Jaina and talked Fandom weirdness while Jaina and Rose bond over gremlin bite experiences. Jaina wanted to know how Tahiri's experience at home went and she also welcomed Ben back. Triela was curious about Ben's experiences in the AU while Blysse was just happy to see the dude. Tag!
Chuck: Triela tells Rose about her experiences in the AU and I honestly don't know why you'd want to talk about that because it sounded [feedback]ing horrible. Anakin is happy to see Irulan and then he gets into a dick measuring contest with hot!Kyle. A real one or a metaphorical one?
Emmett: Let's say a real one for funsies.
Chuck: Okay! Jaina and hot!Kyle caught up and made plans to spar later on. And then there's sparring that's happening in the now. Or...the then, rather. It was Savannah vs. Triela, Katchoo vs. Griff, Rose vs. Deadpool, Rose vs. Deadpool, Ben vs. Zack and Claire vs. Jennifer. Ghanima was there to be talked to and she totally was talked to. Zack asked if he could give stuff for Tyler to her and then Irulan had questions about the way she teached. Annnnd we're done. Good. Because I can't stay awake for much longer. I drank a lot.
Emmett: Yes you did. Ready to go?
Chuck: Yesyesyesyes.
Emmett: Okay then. Night, Fandom!
Chuck: I'm not going to throw up. I am classier than that.
Emmett: Sure.
Chuck: Sam won't answer his phone.
Emmett: So you've said. About eighty times.
Chuck: And it's still true!
Emmett: Let's just get this over with so I can get your drunk ass to bed.
Chuck: Are you hitting on me?
Emmett: *sigh* No. I'm not.
Schooliness
Chuck: Nothing.
Emmett: Good work.
Chuck: Thank you!
Dormishness
Emmett: After being reclusive for a while, Emma is up on the roof smoking. Cigarettes. Not the stuff Chuck likes to smoke. George is apparently only there for the view and introduces himself to Emma and learns that she always tells the truth and is a collector of secrets. Boy!Alex is glad Emma made it to the roof and she said she does it because she's a good samaritan. Then they talked about dirty stuff like playing doctor and teacher.
Chuck: I prefer to play priest and altar boy.
Emmett: God, you are filthy. Leto introduces himself to Emma and wants to know if that's nicotine she's smoking and tries a cigarette out.
Chuck: That is a bad habit.
Emmett: Yeah, like you can lecture anybody on bad habits. Emma wants to know if Triela is part of the Smoker's Club and she says she can't have cigarettes due to the stuff she's on. Then they talk about Italy. Oh, I love Italy.
Chuck: Me too. I should go there. Right now.
Emmett: You're not going anywhere until we've finished this.
Chuck Sei non divertimento, Emmett.
Emmett: I am plenty fun! And it's really weird you can still speak English in this state, much less other languages. Even if you talk like a third grader.
Chuck: I'm fluent in French, not Italian, asshat.
Emmett: No excuse! Leto noticed Kate was also part of the nicotine club on the roof and he talked a little with her about drugs from this time since he's not familiar with them. Emma declares the smoker's club in session with Kate's arrival and they chat about clubs for a bit. Hinata was on the fourth floor with a book and her cat. Hurley wants to know if Hinata enjoyed some rolls or something like that and she asks if he's been keeping busy and guessed that there was something wrong with him. Triela offered to make Hinata tea and both are glad things are back to normal. Well. As normal as Fandom is gonna get. Apparently a washing machine went berserk in the laundry room and Kyle was hiding in terror.
Chuck: This is why I don't do my laundry.
Emmett: Also because you have no idea how a washing machine works.
Chuck: That too.
Emmett: Bobby joins the battle and explained that machines are always attacking him.
Chuck: Don't let that kid near a vibrator.
Emmett: Seriously. Jean also joined the madness and Bobby flailed at her. I've heard flailing helps. Gabrielle assumes Kyle's been abusing the washing machine, not dirty I hope, and Jean tried to take hold of the situation by being loud and bossy.
Chuck: There's a good sister. That always works.
Emmett: Tahiri is back and gets snippy with Hurley when he gets confused by the time difference between here and where she's from. So the dude's not good at math. No need to get snippy. Ben and Tahiri are happy to see each other and she tells him how she's a Knight now. Cool! Leda woke up from a nightmare and Zanye gets back from a trip and gets to meditating. Ben's back too. Everybody is coming back today, jeez. Ender welcomes him back and there's hugging, gay, and talk about that AU place. Joan stops by Rachel's and she tells her how much she is in love with Chuck. Oh...
Chuck: *sound of a head hitting a desk* Oh my god.
Emmett: Oh man.
Chuck: Don't want to talk about it.
Emmett: Fair enough. But let me be the first to say you're gonna be in troublllllllllle. Moving on, Girl!Alex is doing research because she's considering getting a pet. Elle Woods thinks going to get a pet with Alex is going to be fun and she knows a doggie designer. That's weird. Harper is happy to come with Alex too and offers to help take care of it. I hate dogs. Annnd Penelope's bad mood got better when Joan suggested moving in together and then Joan told her about the Chuck and Raven situation and how she wants to talk to him.
Chuck: Oh for [feedback]'s sake. Don't talk to me.
Emmett: Here, read news. It'll make you feel better.
Townishness
Chuck: Nathan got a visit from Tony who wanted help dealing with Tyler. Hope that means a threesome. Ghanima had a talk with Tyler over dinner about Fight Club and...things are confusing. Too many words! In news I can understand, Eliza Doolittle left. Bye! Read this next part while I make another drink.
Emmett: Dude! You've already read a half a page of notes!
Chuck: I'm drunk and have had a bad day. You're lucky I can read.
Emmett: Okay then. People did their job type things. Zack was at the Fina, Biff was at the Wellspring Arms, G'Kar was at the T&C, Aphrodite was at the sex shop, Ben was at Things Reborn, and Hot!Kyle was at Freelance Police. Hot!Kyle is the squirrel's nickname, not mine.
Chuck: I must see this hot Kyle myself and see if the nickname is well earned. All right, gimme notes. Sophie was examining her new purchase, the York Gallery, and got visits from Max and Irulan. I was filling in for Robin at Caritas and I met the awesome new person, Vida. Kate was at Fast Eddie's and Bobby came in to talk about muffins. Not dirty. I think. Your turn!
Emmett: *sighs* You're lucky I'm bored and you're drunk. Lazy. Fight Club took place and of course there was mingling. Zack was awkward at Jen but she didn't seem to notice. Lucky you! Claire caught up with Jaina and talked Fandom weirdness while Jaina and Rose bond over gremlin bite experiences. Jaina wanted to know how Tahiri's experience at home went and she also welcomed Ben back. Triela was curious about Ben's experiences in the AU while Blysse was just happy to see the dude. Tag!
Chuck: Triela tells Rose about her experiences in the AU and I honestly don't know why you'd want to talk about that because it sounded [feedback]ing horrible. Anakin is happy to see Irulan and then he gets into a dick measuring contest with hot!Kyle. A real one or a metaphorical one?
Emmett: Let's say a real one for funsies.
Chuck: Okay! Jaina and hot!Kyle caught up and made plans to spar later on. And then there's sparring that's happening in the now. Or...the then, rather. It was Savannah vs. Triela, Katchoo vs. Griff, Rose vs. Deadpool, Rose vs. Deadpool, Ben vs. Zack and Claire vs. Jennifer. Ghanima was there to be talked to and she totally was talked to. Zack asked if he could give stuff for Tyler to her and then Irulan had questions about the way she teached. Annnnd we're done. Good. Because I can't stay awake for much longer. I drank a lot.
Emmett: Yes you did. Ready to go?
Chuck: Yesyesyesyes.
Emmett: Okay then. Night, Fandom!
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