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Fandom High Radio, Tuesday, June 30th
Um, yeah, hi, whatever. Squirrels? Seriously? Seriously? You have to be kidding-- OW.
I can arrest you for that, okay, there is nothin' in the Fandom penal code about allowing squirrels to get nutty all over an officer of the law. If Day can arrest a pony, I can arrest some [microphone feedback]ing rodents with attitude issues. You got me?
*chittering*
I have no idea what that means. Fraser, I'm blamin' you.
So apparently the haughty prince guy ain't around today. This is Sergeant Ray Kowalski, reporting the news. Let's get this show going. Chuck Bass is on the roof doing something that's totally a misdemeanour. I'm looking at you, Bass. Francine hops on by to hassle him about some bet he made about kissing Ears. Okay, that sounds freaky even by my standards. Then some girl called Jennifer hangs out in the common room.
Talking about teenage lives is weird and kinda creepy.
In more news that should kinda lead to people being arrested if squirrel gossip was a, uh, what's it-- legitimate basis for arrest, Alex Karev chills with some booze and cigarettes in his room, and Rose drops by to talk to him about not running off to some desert planet.
Seriously. Desert planet. Whatever, Fraser, I still blame you. Gabrielle goes home for the week or something, while Jen goes and does it permanently. See ya. Probably less turned upside the ears where you're going. Harry Dresden swings by to ask her about pizza monsters, Adam crashes to ask about wacky - musta been there all night - then Momoko flies down the damn causeway to get to her. Okay, that does not--
I need some sleep, damn.
Loki's at the pool hamming it up. Yeah, I'm on to you, pal. Day stops by to have a one-on-one about the dance. Ellie had caffeine down by the Gig. Bet it's good coffee. You know, not made of cement. Hinata's tired at Book Haven, Ino's talkin' to the flowers at Covent Flower Gardens. The Boards is open but mostly empty, besides Jack Burton and that damn frog. Eh. Clueless kids.
Speaking of clueless kids having trouble halluci-- hallucinating, Edward takes off from Luke's to go hunting trolls. Is that what they call it these days? Man. You better not be running something on my island, Bass. Mary, Jack, Adam and Murdock were hitting the empty desks while the frog hung out at the beach. Do not get your head wet. Gotta hurt like hell to deshrink. Heh. Marshall's hitting the, uh, internets, up at the bar, and talks to some chick called Rachel about running the MCA where the mountie lives. YO, FRASER! Tyler comes in to talk swapping up the teacher duties, then Stark, the asshole, shows up to mess with him. At least that's what I'm gonna say to keep my head on somethin' that does not go places it does not wanna be.
Then out in the preserve, some kid called Dean's doing some mumbo-jumbo thing until someone sweeps in and attacks him. ... Why does nobody ever call us when this shit happens? Sam goes lookin' for him, but finds someone else, and they jet outta town or something.
Day? Are you getting this?
Damn.
Um.
Gibbs goes through pictures of body parts in the office, yeah, working on a case or something. And looks like the cucumbers in the office are asparagus now. That is great. That is just great. Get me outta here.
I can arrest you for that, okay, there is nothin' in the Fandom penal code about allowing squirrels to get nutty all over an officer of the law. If Day can arrest a pony, I can arrest some [microphone feedback]ing rodents with attitude issues. You got me?
*chittering*
I have no idea what that means. Fraser, I'm blamin' you.
So apparently the haughty prince guy ain't around today. This is Sergeant Ray Kowalski, reporting the news. Let's get this show going. Chuck Bass is on the roof doing something that's totally a misdemeanour. I'm looking at you, Bass. Francine hops on by to hassle him about some bet he made about kissing Ears. Okay, that sounds freaky even by my standards. Then some girl called Jennifer hangs out in the common room.
Talking about teenage lives is weird and kinda creepy.
In more news that should kinda lead to people being arrested if squirrel gossip was a, uh, what's it-- legitimate basis for arrest, Alex Karev chills with some booze and cigarettes in his room, and Rose drops by to talk to him about not running off to some desert planet.
Seriously. Desert planet. Whatever, Fraser, I still blame you. Gabrielle goes home for the week or something, while Jen goes and does it permanently. See ya. Probably less turned upside the ears where you're going. Harry Dresden swings by to ask her about pizza monsters, Adam crashes to ask about wacky - musta been there all night - then Momoko flies down the damn causeway to get to her. Okay, that does not--
I need some sleep, damn.
Loki's at the pool hamming it up. Yeah, I'm on to you, pal. Day stops by to have a one-on-one about the dance. Ellie had caffeine down by the Gig. Bet it's good coffee. You know, not made of cement. Hinata's tired at Book Haven, Ino's talkin' to the flowers at Covent Flower Gardens. The Boards is open but mostly empty, besides Jack Burton and that damn frog. Eh. Clueless kids.
Speaking of clueless kids having trouble halluci-- hallucinating, Edward takes off from Luke's to go hunting trolls. Is that what they call it these days? Man. You better not be running something on my island, Bass. Mary, Jack, Adam and Murdock were hitting the empty desks while the frog hung out at the beach. Do not get your head wet. Gotta hurt like hell to deshrink. Heh. Marshall's hitting the, uh, internets, up at the bar, and talks to some chick called Rachel about running the MCA where the mountie lives. YO, FRASER! Tyler comes in to talk swapping up the teacher duties, then Stark, the asshole, shows up to mess with him. At least that's what I'm gonna say to keep my head on somethin' that does not go places it does not wanna be.
Then out in the preserve, some kid called Dean's doing some mumbo-jumbo thing until someone sweeps in and attacks him. ... Why does nobody ever call us when this shit happens? Sam goes lookin' for him, but finds someone else, and they jet outta town or something.
Day? Are you getting this?
Damn.
Um.
Gibbs goes through pictures of body parts in the office, yeah, working on a case or something. And looks like the cucumbers in the office are asparagus now. That is great. That is just great. Get me outta here.