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Radio: Friday, May 1st 2009
What? No party for me?
*chittering*
It's my last broadcast! Where's the streamers? Where's the cake? Where's the naked ninja jumping out of the cake?
*chittering*
A bottle of Rum. With a quarter of rum left. How thoughtful.
*chittering*
Eh. Go hump a nut you filty animals. Evening kids! It's news time!
SCHOOL!
Oh sure. Everyone else this week got NOTHING for school but me? Notes. Admit it, you squirrels have been hoarding notes for me to read.
*chittering*
Niiiiice. I wonder if D-con makes a rum. Anyhow, Buffy and her dad-like guy hung out in the library today. Just keep him out of special collections, Summers. No reason for another person to get eaten by the library.
In office hour news Ghanima read a book while Anakin was mobbed by alumni. First John and Talyn showed up talking about Zoe and her bunches of kids... She has bunches? Mazel Tov! Anders shows up and the topic of conversations covers Zombies, fake alternate universe kiddies and gremlin bites. Phoebe missed Anakin as well and they also talked of zombies and kiddies. Then Aeryn showed up and shocked the squirrels by talking to Anakin about his sleeping habits.
...Wait. So this is what I get to look forward to when I leave this place? We talk about the old days, kids and then take a nap? Christ, I better get some geritol and enroll in the AARP before I head over the causeway.
I didn't realize graduating equals turning into an old fart. Bummer.
DORMS!
And let's see. Claudia celebrates her birthday with Priestly that somehow evolves into some "Special Time" together with her man Priestly that somehow involves a scrunchie.
... I don't want to know. Then Hinata visits Dinah for a kitten playdate. Jack McTeague then shows up with flowers and apologizes for the whole prom thing. Scrunchie. GAH!
Later on Tony is reading a romance novel in his room and gets a visit from Dinah.
I take it back. It's just as boring in the dorms. Except for the scrunchie thing WHICH I'M TRYING TO BLOCK FROM MY MIND!
TOWN!
Over in the Android's Dungeon Dor got a visit from Jeff and ended up with Jeff's dog and his collection of porn as an early birthday gift. Ah. Porn. The gift that just keeps on... Okay, I got no way I can end that statement without burning in hell.
Scrunchie.
...DAMN IT.
Over at the Arms Hotel Mary was feeling pretty relaxed when Billy checked in. Nate Fisher and John Connor chatted Mary up while Barney complained there weren't any strippers in his room. Tully told Mary he was moving out while Father Juliano, Sue Storm and Ben Grimm checked in. Then up in room 314 of the hotel, Biff got naked and talked to Barney. Which again I don't need to know about. Except now I'm thinking of Biff and Barney naked and they have scrunchies. DAMN IT!
Over at Things Reborn, Harper destroyed some mannequins. Arya rearranged some displays at Coyote MEdicine while Viki checked out sketchbooks at Strokes, Agnes rearragned the Magic box, Liir was preoccupied at Book Haven and Jenny did dirty thinks with the mannequins at Pixie Dust.
Hurley was in a good mood at Covent Garden Flowers. Claire came in with her mom who chatted with Hurley about working in a flower shop. Over at Luke's Diner, Claire stopped in to warn Cal about her family. Dojima demaned flaming cheese which somehow resulted in a conversation about Cal going to Turkey. The later Dojima chatted up Father Juliano.
Over at J'Gob, Anakin ran into River and he told her how worried he and Simon were about her. Meanwhile Tully moved into the lighthouse while Tori got coffee at the perk. Parker came by for cigarettes and run into Zero-who-is-a-kitten. Billy found Tori and was happy to see her as well.
Meanwhile over at Chilly Boulder, Rikku met up with her buddy Yuna for ice cream. Which apparently involved some squealing over Rikku's wedding ring. Or a scrunchie. DAMN IT! Reno then showed up and met Yuna and... also ate ice cream.
In the park today Haley met Billy while working out at the park while Mina did a bunch of paperwork at the clinic.
Over at Caritas, Jolee roped my old roommate into tending bar for the evening. At the bar Jaye ran into the kitty-that-is-Zero who is apparently blaming Peter for her current condition. Peter wisely made up for it by giving Zero a saucer of milk. Jaye then caught up with Kawalsky, Peter and Alanna. Dave who is a friend of John then quizzed Jaina about the senior lock down while Jaina asked PEter what the heck he's doing running the bar. Meanwhile Tully told Daisy that he has her favorite drink back at the lighthouse. Dude. You're better off offering her a scrunchie.
DAMN IT!
Kawalsky and Peter then made sure that they still did know each other. WHICH IS DUMB BECAUSE WE'RE STICKBUGS DAMN IT! Kitty Zero then chatted with K about the four-legged experience. Then my favorite couple talk about who've they have run into so far. Amber then chatted with her friends bout Zombies, while Loretta checked out Tully. Reno then started drinking with a bunch of Turks as Alanna checked out the Zombies and Daisy introduced herself to some Corran dude.
And that's it for my notes! I'm done! Good night Fandom! This is Jamie Madrox signing off for the last-
*chittering*
What? Awww. You guys did get me a gift! What a pretty wrapping job too! This is awesome! This is-
*crumpling paper*
More notes.
...
I HATE YOU FURRY MOTHER*BLEEEEEEEEP*ERS!
Lock-in!
First off it was a little party just for the seniors at an abandoned warehouse. Everyone arrived there and mingled. Harry was there and told Mac how he was doing his best not to blow up any of the electronics. Jeff then babbled at Romeo about how tough it was going to be to leave Fandom while Jess and Peyton tlaked about their post-graduation plans and then Jess admitted to Brooke that he wasn't looking forward to the graduation ceremony. Romeo and Dojima then talked about how excited they were to graduation and then Dojima squealed with Jen about graduating tomorrow. Lee and Amber then taked about their significant others meeting their parents while Peter noted his doppelganger wasn't looking too excited.
Over at the Food station, Johnny asked Chris about graduation while Harry asked Jen why she was eating sushi instead of pizza.
And apparently there were a ton of games. Adam and John did a round of jousting together. Not dirty. Scrunchie. DAMN IT! Gavin then gossiped to John about some pretty girl who was coming to graduation. Then Gavin and Chris did some bungee racing. Over at the mini-casino, Romeo and Rikku where trying their luck while over in the ball pit Toby, Sokka and Amber had a goold old fashioned juvenile time. Savannah and Johnny then had some fun in the inflatable boxing ring while a bunch of people had some fun whacking their gremlins.
Not dirty. Scrunchie. GOD!
Over on the rock wall Jen, Sokka and Rikku did some climbing while Jeff scared everyone with his choreography. Yes. There was a lot of dancing going on. Though more people seemed more interested in the fake tattoos.
Then everything went to crap because all the decorations came to life and tried to kill all the seniors. Which is just plain nutty. Damn this island. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
First Chris TK'd a balloon-streamer hydra while Jen battled a boar. Adam tackled a confetti-ballon-streamer dragon while Romeo used a water bottle to use against a manticore. Peter whipped a couple fireballs at a streamer snake while Amber threw peanut M&Ms at a flock of confetti-birds. Jeff ducked under a table and lobbed soda cans at a gryphon while Johnny set a streamer chimera on fire. Summer stabbed a big cat with a fork while Buffy threw a bowl of punch on a flock of paper cranes. John dealt with a cookie thief with some fierce teeth while Viki teleported a paper snake away. Brooke wielded a high-heeled show at a snake that tried to coil itself around her. Dojima heaved water at a paper boar. Mac threw a pie at a big cat. Sokka threw his boomerang at a sea serpent and Harry tried to stay ahead of a large array of decorations coming at him. A chimera attacked Eve while Ronan cast magic at the saber-toothed tigers and Rikku went to town on the decorations with her Godhand.
Then when all the decorations were defeated the big serpent turned back into garland and all the seniors beat the *BLEEEEEEEP* out of it.
Okay. That's it folks. My last broadcast. For reals. After three years on this island I'm heading off to find my own damn future. One that doesn't involve zombies, jello dragons and people turning into chihuahuas for extended periods of time. I'm going to miss you folks. Every single one of you. You're all crazy, brave and sometimes a mixture of both. I love you. All of you.
Except for the *BLEEP*ing squirrels and their notes. They can go hump a nut. Scrunchie.
DAMN IT!
*click*
*chittering*
It's my last broadcast! Where's the streamers? Where's the cake? Where's the naked ninja jumping out of the cake?
*chittering*
A bottle of Rum. With a quarter of rum left. How thoughtful.
*chittering*
Eh. Go hump a nut you filty animals. Evening kids! It's news time!
SCHOOL!
Oh sure. Everyone else this week got NOTHING for school but me? Notes. Admit it, you squirrels have been hoarding notes for me to read.
*chittering*
Niiiiice. I wonder if D-con makes a rum. Anyhow, Buffy and her dad-like guy hung out in the library today. Just keep him out of special collections, Summers. No reason for another person to get eaten by the library.
In office hour news Ghanima read a book while Anakin was mobbed by alumni. First John and Talyn showed up talking about Zoe and her bunches of kids... She has bunches? Mazel Tov! Anders shows up and the topic of conversations covers Zombies, fake alternate universe kiddies and gremlin bites. Phoebe missed Anakin as well and they also talked of zombies and kiddies. Then Aeryn showed up and shocked the squirrels by talking to Anakin about his sleeping habits.
...Wait. So this is what I get to look forward to when I leave this place? We talk about the old days, kids and then take a nap? Christ, I better get some geritol and enroll in the AARP before I head over the causeway.
I didn't realize graduating equals turning into an old fart. Bummer.
DORMS!
And let's see. Claudia celebrates her birthday with Priestly that somehow evolves into some "Special Time" together with her man Priestly that somehow involves a scrunchie.
... I don't want to know. Then Hinata visits Dinah for a kitten playdate. Jack McTeague then shows up with flowers and apologizes for the whole prom thing. Scrunchie. GAH!
Later on Tony is reading a romance novel in his room and gets a visit from Dinah.
I take it back. It's just as boring in the dorms. Except for the scrunchie thing WHICH I'M TRYING TO BLOCK FROM MY MIND!
TOWN!
Over in the Android's Dungeon Dor got a visit from Jeff and ended up with Jeff's dog and his collection of porn as an early birthday gift. Ah. Porn. The gift that just keeps on... Okay, I got no way I can end that statement without burning in hell.
Scrunchie.
...DAMN IT.
Over at the Arms Hotel Mary was feeling pretty relaxed when Billy checked in. Nate Fisher and John Connor chatted Mary up while Barney complained there weren't any strippers in his room. Tully told Mary he was moving out while Father Juliano, Sue Storm and Ben Grimm checked in. Then up in room 314 of the hotel, Biff got naked and talked to Barney. Which again I don't need to know about. Except now I'm thinking of Biff and Barney naked and they have scrunchies. DAMN IT!
Over at Things Reborn, Harper destroyed some mannequins. Arya rearranged some displays at Coyote MEdicine while Viki checked out sketchbooks at Strokes, Agnes rearragned the Magic box, Liir was preoccupied at Book Haven and Jenny did dirty thinks with the mannequins at Pixie Dust.
Hurley was in a good mood at Covent Garden Flowers. Claire came in with her mom who chatted with Hurley about working in a flower shop. Over at Luke's Diner, Claire stopped in to warn Cal about her family. Dojima demaned flaming cheese which somehow resulted in a conversation about Cal going to Turkey. The later Dojima chatted up Father Juliano.
Over at J'Gob, Anakin ran into River and he told her how worried he and Simon were about her. Meanwhile Tully moved into the lighthouse while Tori got coffee at the perk. Parker came by for cigarettes and run into Zero-who-is-a-kitten. Billy found Tori and was happy to see her as well.
Meanwhile over at Chilly Boulder, Rikku met up with her buddy Yuna for ice cream. Which apparently involved some squealing over Rikku's wedding ring. Or a scrunchie. DAMN IT! Reno then showed up and met Yuna and... also ate ice cream.
In the park today Haley met Billy while working out at the park while Mina did a bunch of paperwork at the clinic.
Over at Caritas, Jolee roped my old roommate into tending bar for the evening. At the bar Jaye ran into the kitty-that-is-Zero who is apparently blaming Peter for her current condition. Peter wisely made up for it by giving Zero a saucer of milk. Jaye then caught up with Kawalsky, Peter and Alanna. Dave who is a friend of John then quizzed Jaina about the senior lock down while Jaina asked PEter what the heck he's doing running the bar. Meanwhile Tully told Daisy that he has her favorite drink back at the lighthouse. Dude. You're better off offering her a scrunchie.
DAMN IT!
Kawalsky and Peter then made sure that they still did know each other. WHICH IS DUMB BECAUSE WE'RE STICKBUGS DAMN IT! Kitty Zero then chatted with K about the four-legged experience. Then my favorite couple talk about who've they have run into so far. Amber then chatted with her friends bout Zombies, while Loretta checked out Tully. Reno then started drinking with a bunch of Turks as Alanna checked out the Zombies and Daisy introduced herself to some Corran dude.
And that's it for my notes! I'm done! Good night Fandom! This is Jamie Madrox signing off for the last-
*chittering*
What? Awww. You guys did get me a gift! What a pretty wrapping job too! This is awesome! This is-
*crumpling paper*
More notes.
...
I HATE YOU FURRY MOTHER*BLEEEEEEEEP*ERS!
Lock-in!
First off it was a little party just for the seniors at an abandoned warehouse. Everyone arrived there and mingled. Harry was there and told Mac how he was doing his best not to blow up any of the electronics. Jeff then babbled at Romeo about how tough it was going to be to leave Fandom while Jess and Peyton tlaked about their post-graduation plans and then Jess admitted to Brooke that he wasn't looking forward to the graduation ceremony. Romeo and Dojima then talked about how excited they were to graduation and then Dojima squealed with Jen about graduating tomorrow. Lee and Amber then taked about their significant others meeting their parents while Peter noted his doppelganger wasn't looking too excited.
Over at the Food station, Johnny asked Chris about graduation while Harry asked Jen why she was eating sushi instead of pizza.
And apparently there were a ton of games. Adam and John did a round of jousting together. Not dirty. Scrunchie. DAMN IT! Gavin then gossiped to John about some pretty girl who was coming to graduation. Then Gavin and Chris did some bungee racing. Over at the mini-casino, Romeo and Rikku where trying their luck while over in the ball pit Toby, Sokka and Amber had a goold old fashioned juvenile time. Savannah and Johnny then had some fun in the inflatable boxing ring while a bunch of people had some fun whacking their gremlins.
Not dirty. Scrunchie. GOD!
Over on the rock wall Jen, Sokka and Rikku did some climbing while Jeff scared everyone with his choreography. Yes. There was a lot of dancing going on. Though more people seemed more interested in the fake tattoos.
Then everything went to crap because all the decorations came to life and tried to kill all the seniors. Which is just plain nutty. Damn this island. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
First Chris TK'd a balloon-streamer hydra while Jen battled a boar. Adam tackled a confetti-ballon-streamer dragon while Romeo used a water bottle to use against a manticore. Peter whipped a couple fireballs at a streamer snake while Amber threw peanut M&Ms at a flock of confetti-birds. Jeff ducked under a table and lobbed soda cans at a gryphon while Johnny set a streamer chimera on fire. Summer stabbed a big cat with a fork while Buffy threw a bowl of punch on a flock of paper cranes. John dealt with a cookie thief with some fierce teeth while Viki teleported a paper snake away. Brooke wielded a high-heeled show at a snake that tried to coil itself around her. Dojima heaved water at a paper boar. Mac threw a pie at a big cat. Sokka threw his boomerang at a sea serpent and Harry tried to stay ahead of a large array of decorations coming at him. A chimera attacked Eve while Ronan cast magic at the saber-toothed tigers and Rikku went to town on the decorations with her Godhand.
Then when all the decorations were defeated the big serpent turned back into garland and all the seniors beat the *BLEEEEEEEP* out of it.
Okay. That's it folks. My last broadcast. For reals. After three years on this island I'm heading off to find my own damn future. One that doesn't involve zombies, jello dragons and people turning into chihuahuas for extended periods of time. I'm going to miss you folks. Every single one of you. You're all crazy, brave and sometimes a mixture of both. I love you. All of you.
Except for the *BLEEP*ing squirrels and their notes. They can go hump a nut. Scrunchie.
DAMN IT!
*click*