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fandom_radio2009-04-25 12:47 am
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Radio! Friday! April 24th!
Evening Fandom. It's me, Jamie Madrox and tonight I'm surrounded by some very tired squirrels.
*tired chittering*
Well why don't you guys just go to sleep?
*more tired chittering*
No. You don't get extra nuts and rum before bedtime. It's not healthy.
*And even more tired chittering*
Okay. But when I'm done? You go right to sleep. Okay? Good. Now let's get all snuggled under your blankets and will start our little story time.
Once upon a time there was a tiny little island called Fandom. And on this island there was a biiiiiiiiiiig castle. But it wasn't a kingdom! Nooooo. It was a-
SCHOOL!
And in this school people were having exams because it was the last day of class. Isn't that exciting?
First there was Gym Class where a nasty boy with a big forehead forced all the students to Jump off a mountain while mean people shot lasers at them. All the while? The Mean man with dreadlocks laughed and laughed and laughed.
Then there was a test at Care for Magical Creatures! Afterwards everyone turned in their papers and Minsc thanked Arthur and Blyssefor being such good TA's. Awww! Isn't that sweet?
*chittering*
No. This story doesn't have pictures. Shh! Quiet!
*chittering*
I don't care. And you! The chubby one. Back under your blanket. Now where was I! Oooh That's right. The the mean old dreadlocked teacher forced the students to watch a scary movie where a creature from outer space killed people on a spaceship. And while everyone had a good time watching the movie, little Rodney McKay was all wibbly until he got hugs and kisses from his buddy John. Isn't that sweet?
Then over at the library Buffy spent her last day there reading Cosmo and Allure while in the office the Elk enabled its master plan and took over human resources.
Then over at Ghanima's office, Dinah came by to wish her a happy vacation while Leto offered to paly chess with her. Anakin then stopped by to talk trash about Fight Club and then the concept of Destiny! Ooooo! Later Anakin was doing more teachery things and was visited by Jen.
And then all the people were done with school and you know where they went? That's right. They went to the
DORMS!
And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up on the Roof, Romeo was sitting there feeling blue. And then Hannibal, Ino and myself came by to help him feel better!
Then Lee was writing a letter and got a visit by a tipsy Toby while over in Ned's room, Ned must have had a baaaaaaad day because he locked himself in his room with Kaylee checking in to see what's going on with him.
*Chittering*
No I don't know why he locked himself in his room. Perhaps if he left it unlocked like Katchoo did Francine would have brought him ice cream too!
*Chittering*
No. You don't get ice cream. It's bed time. But before we go to sleep we're going to tell you the story of some busy people who live in-
TOWN!
That's right! Town! It's a magical place. Where at the Arms Hotel Mary was all thinky and at Things Reborn Harper was playing with a large shipment of hats. Hurley was all busy cleaning up the flower shop while Jen watched the soda fountain at Pizza Planet do a marvelous little show. Then over at Strokes, Viki browsed for art supplies while Dor sang songs at Android's Dungeon. Hinata and Robin got drinks and chatted at the perk. Luke's Diner was very busy today with Claire, Ino and Jaina asked about his upcoming trip to Turkey while Dojima was all agog at the specials.
Rikku was feeling blue at Wellspring Arms when Dojima stopped by with lunch for her. At Groovy Tunes Chad was leaning against the counter, deep in thought while Arya found Coyote Medicine to be a bit stuffy. Kaylee was working on a letter at Stark's when Ben came by to talk about his class while Agnes dusted the Magic box.
Then at Caritas, Brooke was having a big end of school celebration! Mina scolded Brooke about the impropriety of having Sex on the Beach while Toby talked about hooking up with teachers. Reno and Merlin showed up for some good time drink fun while Jaina was a stick in the mud and only ordered a soda. Buffy had no problem ordering a tropical drink while Dana got a martini and chatted with Brooke. She-Ra also wanted a coke but Brooke hooked he up with booze as well. Ronon was happy to see that Brooke wasn't and old man who floated while John noted that Brooke was wearing clothing.
*chittering*
Yes. They were both very observant, weren't they? Jaina then teased John about how she's done with classes while Lily showed up to the bar wearing a funky hat. Brooke offered Sookie some sex on the beach while Hannibal wanted to know if Brooke had been working here all semester. Edward showed up to celebrate and got a nice little greeting from Adora. And then over in the Lounge Dana and Lily danced and sang to the song "Boogie Shoes" while drinking Blue Margaritas.
And then over at the clinc Mina had a very quiet day. Quite possibly it would have been more exciting if she had sex on the beach but that's another story.
The end!
Okay! Shhhh! It's time to go to sleep little squirrels! That's right. Close those beady little eyes and go to sleep. Sleeeeeeeeep. Yes. Sleep. Just go to sleep.
...
While I steal all your booze. G'night!
*drowsy chittering followed by light snoring followed by... static*
*tired chittering*
Well why don't you guys just go to sleep?
*more tired chittering*
No. You don't get extra nuts and rum before bedtime. It's not healthy.
*And even more tired chittering*
Okay. But when I'm done? You go right to sleep. Okay? Good. Now let's get all snuggled under your blankets and will start our little story time.
Once upon a time there was a tiny little island called Fandom. And on this island there was a biiiiiiiiiiig castle. But it wasn't a kingdom! Nooooo. It was a-
SCHOOL!
And in this school people were having exams because it was the last day of class. Isn't that exciting?
First there was Gym Class where a nasty boy with a big forehead forced all the students to Jump off a mountain while mean people shot lasers at them. All the while? The Mean man with dreadlocks laughed and laughed and laughed.
Then there was a test at Care for Magical Creatures! Afterwards everyone turned in their papers and Minsc thanked Arthur and Blyssefor being such good TA's. Awww! Isn't that sweet?
*chittering*
No. This story doesn't have pictures. Shh! Quiet!
*chittering*
I don't care. And you! The chubby one. Back under your blanket. Now where was I! Oooh That's right. The the mean old dreadlocked teacher forced the students to watch a scary movie where a creature from outer space killed people on a spaceship. And while everyone had a good time watching the movie, little Rodney McKay was all wibbly until he got hugs and kisses from his buddy John. Isn't that sweet?
Then over at the library Buffy spent her last day there reading Cosmo and Allure while in the office the Elk enabled its master plan and took over human resources.
Then over at Ghanima's office, Dinah came by to wish her a happy vacation while Leto offered to paly chess with her. Anakin then stopped by to talk trash about Fight Club and then the concept of Destiny! Ooooo! Later Anakin was doing more teachery things and was visited by Jen.
And then all the people were done with school and you know where they went? That's right. They went to the
DORMS!
And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up on the Roof, Romeo was sitting there feeling blue. And then Hannibal, Ino and myself came by to help him feel better!
Then Lee was writing a letter and got a visit by a tipsy Toby while over in Ned's room, Ned must have had a baaaaaaad day because he locked himself in his room with Kaylee checking in to see what's going on with him.
*Chittering*
No I don't know why he locked himself in his room. Perhaps if he left it unlocked like Katchoo did Francine would have brought him ice cream too!
*Chittering*
No. You don't get ice cream. It's bed time. But before we go to sleep we're going to tell you the story of some busy people who live in-
TOWN!
That's right! Town! It's a magical place. Where at the Arms Hotel Mary was all thinky and at Things Reborn Harper was playing with a large shipment of hats. Hurley was all busy cleaning up the flower shop while Jen watched the soda fountain at Pizza Planet do a marvelous little show. Then over at Strokes, Viki browsed for art supplies while Dor sang songs at Android's Dungeon. Hinata and Robin got drinks and chatted at the perk. Luke's Diner was very busy today with Claire, Ino and Jaina asked about his upcoming trip to Turkey while Dojima was all agog at the specials.
Rikku was feeling blue at Wellspring Arms when Dojima stopped by with lunch for her. At Groovy Tunes Chad was leaning against the counter, deep in thought while Arya found Coyote Medicine to be a bit stuffy. Kaylee was working on a letter at Stark's when Ben came by to talk about his class while Agnes dusted the Magic box.
Then at Caritas, Brooke was having a big end of school celebration! Mina scolded Brooke about the impropriety of having Sex on the Beach while Toby talked about hooking up with teachers. Reno and Merlin showed up for some good time drink fun while Jaina was a stick in the mud and only ordered a soda. Buffy had no problem ordering a tropical drink while Dana got a martini and chatted with Brooke. She-Ra also wanted a coke but Brooke hooked he up with booze as well. Ronon was happy to see that Brooke wasn't and old man who floated while John noted that Brooke was wearing clothing.
*chittering*
Yes. They were both very observant, weren't they? Jaina then teased John about how she's done with classes while Lily showed up to the bar wearing a funky hat. Brooke offered Sookie some sex on the beach while Hannibal wanted to know if Brooke had been working here all semester. Edward showed up to celebrate and got a nice little greeting from Adora. And then over in the Lounge Dana and Lily danced and sang to the song "Boogie Shoes" while drinking Blue Margaritas.
And then over at the clinc Mina had a very quiet day. Quite possibly it would have been more exciting if she had sex on the beach but that's another story.
The end!
Okay! Shhhh! It's time to go to sleep little squirrels! That's right. Close those beady little eyes and go to sleep. Sleeeeeeeeep. Yes. Sleep. Just go to sleep.
...
While I steal all your booze. G'night!
*drowsy chittering followed by light snoring followed by... static*