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Fandom Radio :: April 19th.
Good evening, Fellow Fandomites! You're listening, of course, to WTFH radio here on Fandom Island, and I'm Turtle Wexler, here to deliver the news on a blissfully quiet and uneventful Sundays. How Sundays should be! On to the news!
SCHOOL
Lee was busy taking notes and reading in the library, which means I don't have much to talk about. GOOD.
DORMS
Merlin waits for Francine in the company of bed-controlling Arthur-lion and movie that is a more porn than romantic comedy. Of course it is. Merlin's, like, a magnet for porn. It's probably the ears. Something to do with polarization. Look it up.
Dinah was checking out some sort of course and Jen's there 'cause she's boooooored without having zombies or wee tiny kids to fend off, so she and Dinah talk about weird fighting stuff. Arthur eats Dinah's boot. For serious. And then Jill takes note of the eaten boot before catching up with Dinah about weekend stuff.
John with the Hair is a slutty cookie. Again. Jaina is a kitten and destroys all Chips Ahoy that might sleep with her slutty cookie boyfriend. I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing I've ever read for radio, but, alas.
Amber talked to her mom on the phone and caught up with Treila, Peyton explains to Dean that her mix CD is an excuse to find her birth mom, and Francine yells....loudly...at Chuck for giving Merlin that porno.
Maybe Merlin just said Chuck gave it to him. Did you think of that? Those ears are a perfect disguise for his innocence, you know.
Aravis writes a letter and gets a visit from Ben.
Kaylee...was putting on make-up via Seventeen magazine tips and I...am a little worried, little sis. Besides, you're totally pretty enough to go without the makeup, you know. Especially if Ned's thinking you're getting ready for Halloween Redux, sweetie.
(Pssst, he thinks you're pretty without it, too, buuuuut something tells me you knew that).
Anyway, Agnes tells Kaylee that there's a certain art. To make up. Not make up like a whore. It's an important distinction.
Jess waited for Joan in his room with pizza to talk about something which was probably a lot of fun and not awkward at all. Really.
Anyway, Face-Spitter's working out in the gym, and so is Romeo, who avoided getting his face spat on.
Out on the deck, Hannibal set up a picnic for Adora, who notes that he seems relaxed as they munched and caught up with each other, especially about last weekend.
And in the fifth floor common room, Hurley enjoyed a marathon and some snacks. Harry and Hurley are not only alliterative, but they also search for signs of quality in Expose. Agnes assures Harry that it's the utmost quality. Really. Penelope tries to talk with Hurley about plans, for the summer and for more recent times, and Agnes wondered if Penelope really approved of the TV show. While totally giving Hurley a hard time about his piggish manly television viewing interests. Oh, Agnes, you should see some of the crap Jeff sits through. Seriously.
TOWN
Mister Stark got caught up in a project in his lah-boooor-atory, and Tyler showed up to accuse Mister Stark of standing him up and I'm not reading beyond that because it makes me feel awkward.
Miss York was working at her computer at the York Gallery; we assume it was actual business stuff.
Sam picked up groceries for his boss before settling in to play Solitaire at Stark Industries.
The horses were apparently happy to see Blysse and Blind Seer at the Gig, and she talked to lion!Arthur after making sure he wasn't there to om nom the horses.
Mister Reilly was looking at a calender at Things Reborn before Detective Constable Day stopped in as usual and interrupted him with questions about his birthday presents. She also interrupted Mister Biff's reading at Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. She also interrupts a quick radio with doing too much stuff on Sundays.
Mister Skywalker had a birthday bash at Il Pollo, involving himself, Ben, a kitten granddaughter, and a slutty cookie. Again, still not the strangest thing I've read. Basically, Ben heard a bit too much about sugar packets than any boy should ever hear, Jaina!kitten growled a lot, and Mister Skywalker said no wine for Ben. No matter how many dirty sugar stories he needs to erase from his brain forever. Jaina was totally not keeping her eyes off that slutty cookie, either. Oh, and then she turned back into person!Jaina while under the table, much to the amusement of everyone else. Because other peoples' pain and embarrassment is the sweetest kind of laughter.
G'Kar was being very hardworking with documents over at Turtle & Canary.
Sokka was in the junkyard, working on something, and yelling a lot, which I'm sure means everything's going well and according to plan.
Mister Bindo opened Caritas a little late today. That's okay, though, he's old. Mister Algren and Detective Constable Day -- who is still doing things -- still managed to come in for a post-brawl drink or two or maybe even a gazillion.
Aaaand, of course, there was fight club. I still feel weird talking about fight club. Either way, Ino made sure Katina was okay, but Ino was mostly checking on that with everyone. Dinah was visited by a lion, but a different lion this time, a Leto Lion, who also talked to Blysse and Blind Seer. Blysse then tells Ben he's not allowed to name things anymore, his poor, poor children. Jen tried adjusting to a normal fight club meeting and Tahiri had trouble focusing with a slutty cookie hitting on her, which caused Jaina!kitten to growl a lot. Leto the Lion laid lazily a...long. Shut up. It works. Alliteration, people. Either way, he shook his mane at Jaina!kitten. Mayor Cable dropped off his little rugrat in her playpen, and Mister Skywalker's invitation to Jaina and her slutty cookie boyfriend got the slutty cookie all excited about hooking up with sexy desserts. Jack warmed up and so did Ben, Andross, and Detective Constable Day--still doing crap! Mister Skywalker's birthday seemed to put him in a good mood and the fighting seemed to get Mister Minsc cheerful, too. I stretched out before working on my moves and Sokka was all fired up.
Annnnd in the rink, we have Katina and Eowyn. We have Dinah and Ichigo. In this corner, we've got Mister Algren and Detective Constable Day, who needs to stop doing things. In that corner, it's Jaina!kitten and Mister Dex. And then there's Miss Atreides and Mister Skywalker. Also facing off, we've got Tyler and Reno. We've got Ino and JacK, and, afterwards, we've got Tyler and Miss Atreides making deals for next time.
And the crowd. Goes. Wiiiild. Haaaaaaaaaaaah!
And there we go! That's all she wrote! Good luck on exams. Remember the coffee carts in the common rooms thanks to Student Council! Good night, and have a prosperous tomorrow!
SCHOOL
Lee was busy taking notes and reading in the library, which means I don't have much to talk about. GOOD.
DORMS
Merlin waits for Francine in the company of bed-controlling Arthur-lion and movie that is a more porn than romantic comedy. Of course it is. Merlin's, like, a magnet for porn. It's probably the ears. Something to do with polarization. Look it up.
Dinah was checking out some sort of course and Jen's there 'cause she's boooooored without having zombies or wee tiny kids to fend off, so she and Dinah talk about weird fighting stuff. Arthur eats Dinah's boot. For serious. And then Jill takes note of the eaten boot before catching up with Dinah about weekend stuff.
John with the Hair is a slutty cookie. Again. Jaina is a kitten and destroys all Chips Ahoy that might sleep with her slutty cookie boyfriend. I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing I've ever read for radio, but, alas.
Amber talked to her mom on the phone and caught up with Treila, Peyton explains to Dean that her mix CD is an excuse to find her birth mom, and Francine yells....loudly...at Chuck for giving Merlin that porno.
Maybe Merlin just said Chuck gave it to him. Did you think of that? Those ears are a perfect disguise for his innocence, you know.
Aravis writes a letter and gets a visit from Ben.
Kaylee...was putting on make-up via Seventeen magazine tips and I...am a little worried, little sis. Besides, you're totally pretty enough to go without the makeup, you know. Especially if Ned's thinking you're getting ready for Halloween Redux, sweetie.
(Pssst, he thinks you're pretty without it, too, buuuuut something tells me you knew that).
Anyway, Agnes tells Kaylee that there's a certain art. To make up. Not make up like a whore. It's an important distinction.
Jess waited for Joan in his room with pizza to talk about something which was probably a lot of fun and not awkward at all. Really.
Anyway, Face-Spitter's working out in the gym, and so is Romeo, who avoided getting his face spat on.
Out on the deck, Hannibal set up a picnic for Adora, who notes that he seems relaxed as they munched and caught up with each other, especially about last weekend.
And in the fifth floor common room, Hurley enjoyed a marathon and some snacks. Harry and Hurley are not only alliterative, but they also search for signs of quality in Expose. Agnes assures Harry that it's the utmost quality. Really. Penelope tries to talk with Hurley about plans, for the summer and for more recent times, and Agnes wondered if Penelope really approved of the TV show. While totally giving Hurley a hard time about his piggish manly television viewing interests. Oh, Agnes, you should see some of the crap Jeff sits through. Seriously.
TOWN
Mister Stark got caught up in a project in his lah-boooor-atory, and Tyler showed up to accuse Mister Stark of standing him up and I'm not reading beyond that because it makes me feel awkward.
Miss York was working at her computer at the York Gallery; we assume it was actual business stuff.
Sam picked up groceries for his boss before settling in to play Solitaire at Stark Industries.
The horses were apparently happy to see Blysse and Blind Seer at the Gig, and she talked to lion!Arthur after making sure he wasn't there to om nom the horses.
Mister Reilly was looking at a calender at Things Reborn before Detective Constable Day stopped in as usual and interrupted him with questions about his birthday presents. She also interrupted Mister Biff's reading at Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. She also interrupts a quick radio with doing too much stuff on Sundays.
Mister Skywalker had a birthday bash at Il Pollo, involving himself, Ben, a kitten granddaughter, and a slutty cookie. Again, still not the strangest thing I've read. Basically, Ben heard a bit too much about sugar packets than any boy should ever hear, Jaina!kitten growled a lot, and Mister Skywalker said no wine for Ben. No matter how many dirty sugar stories he needs to erase from his brain forever. Jaina was totally not keeping her eyes off that slutty cookie, either. Oh, and then she turned back into person!Jaina while under the table, much to the amusement of everyone else. Because other peoples' pain and embarrassment is the sweetest kind of laughter.
G'Kar was being very hardworking with documents over at Turtle & Canary.
Sokka was in the junkyard, working on something, and yelling a lot, which I'm sure means everything's going well and according to plan.
Mister Bindo opened Caritas a little late today. That's okay, though, he's old. Mister Algren and Detective Constable Day -- who is still doing things -- still managed to come in for a post-brawl drink or two or maybe even a gazillion.
Aaaand, of course, there was fight club. I still feel weird talking about fight club. Either way, Ino made sure Katina was okay, but Ino was mostly checking on that with everyone. Dinah was visited by a lion, but a different lion this time, a Leto Lion, who also talked to Blysse and Blind Seer. Blysse then tells Ben he's not allowed to name things anymore, his poor, poor children. Jen tried adjusting to a normal fight club meeting and Tahiri had trouble focusing with a slutty cookie hitting on her, which caused Jaina!kitten to growl a lot. Leto the Lion laid lazily a...long. Shut up. It works. Alliteration, people. Either way, he shook his mane at Jaina!kitten. Mayor Cable dropped off his little rugrat in her playpen, and Mister Skywalker's invitation to Jaina and her slutty cookie boyfriend got the slutty cookie all excited about hooking up with sexy desserts. Jack warmed up and so did Ben, Andross, and Detective Constable Day--still doing crap! Mister Skywalker's birthday seemed to put him in a good mood and the fighting seemed to get Mister Minsc cheerful, too. I stretched out before working on my moves and Sokka was all fired up.
Annnnd in the rink, we have Katina and Eowyn. We have Dinah and Ichigo. In this corner, we've got Mister Algren and Detective Constable Day, who needs to stop doing things. In that corner, it's Jaina!kitten and Mister Dex. And then there's Miss Atreides and Mister Skywalker. Also facing off, we've got Tyler and Reno. We've got Ino and JacK, and, afterwards, we've got Tyler and Miss Atreides making deals for next time.
And the crowd. Goes. Wiiiild. Haaaaaaaaaaaah!
And there we go! That's all she wrote! Good luck on exams. Remember the coffee carts in the common rooms thanks to Student Council! Good night, and have a prosperous tomorrow!