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fandom_radio2009-04-05 05:52 pm
bigdamnprincipal) wrote in fandom_radio2009-04-05 05:52 pm
Fandom Radio, Sunday Evening
It was difficult to miss the moment when the volunteers and the gremlins completed their task, and once Zoe learned for certain that everything had gone according to plan - at least, according to the basic part of the plan - she knew there was only one thing left to do. She waited until it was a little later in the evening, when more people might be close to their radios and not clogging up the showers, and went to the radio station, glaring at the squirrels until they let her in.
"Good evening, everyone. This is Principal Winchester," she started. "As I'm sure you all noticed, our zombie problem has been dealt with, and while I'm very proud of those of you who defended our town and the school, you all need to know that we didn't defeat the zombies alone. Believe it or not, we received a great deal of help from the island's gremlins."
One of the best things about using the radio? No one could see how badly she looked like she wanted to bang her head against the desk right now.
"After speaking to a leader of the gremlins, we managed to come to a...peaceful accord. It was the gremlins who managed to defeat the leader of the zombies, as I'm sure many who were in the woods this evening can tell you. In exchange for helping us, the gremlins only asked for one small thing in return." There really was no good way to put this, but Zoe paused and tried to think of one anyway. "For the next week, our new allies have been given permission to bite whomever they choose, whenever they choose. They are not to be attacked for doing so, and no one may go after them to try to stop them. If you are bitten, all I ask is that you take a moment to think: would you rather get a gremlin bite, or a bite from a zombie? With that in mind, I'll let you all get back to your celebrating. Thank you."
With nothing more to say, Zoe turned the equipment off and went home. Somehow, it seemed like a good idea to keep her office door locked this week.
[And now the chompy chompy is IG knowledge. :D]
"Good evening, everyone. This is Principal Winchester," she started. "As I'm sure you all noticed, our zombie problem has been dealt with, and while I'm very proud of those of you who defended our town and the school, you all need to know that we didn't defeat the zombies alone. Believe it or not, we received a great deal of help from the island's gremlins."
One of the best things about using the radio? No one could see how badly she looked like she wanted to bang her head against the desk right now.
"After speaking to a leader of the gremlins, we managed to come to a...peaceful accord. It was the gremlins who managed to defeat the leader of the zombies, as I'm sure many who were in the woods this evening can tell you. In exchange for helping us, the gremlins only asked for one small thing in return." There really was no good way to put this, but Zoe paused and tried to think of one anyway. "For the next week, our new allies have been given permission to bite whomever they choose, whenever they choose. They are not to be attacked for doing so, and no one may go after them to try to stop them. If you are bitten, all I ask is that you take a moment to think: would you rather get a gremlin bite, or a bite from a zombie? With that in mind, I'll let you all get back to your celebrating. Thank you."
With nothing more to say, Zoe turned the equipment off and went home. Somehow, it seemed like a good idea to keep her office door locked this week.
[And now the chompy chompy is IG knowledge. :D]
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He smiled and decided not to take office worker revenge on her. Jaina was still getting her name changed.
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Anakin was a bit overdramatic.