fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 21th

Good evening, Fandom. It's time for the news. This is your host, J. Jonah Jameson, and I've got nothing clever tonight. Let's get straight to the news.

Today in SCHOOL news...

Detention was held by Marshall Eriksen. Chuck, Marco, Alex, Hoshi, John and Sam all had to attend and none of them are in my class, once again proving that some teachers in this school do a worse job than me when it comes to keeping their students on the straight and narrow.

Meanwhile, Mac opened the library and made plans for after graduation. It's been weeks since she's been caught sleeping on the job in her pajamas, so she actually does stand a chance to make it TO graduation.

Moving to the DORMS...

Treila had tea, food, and a staring contest with the wall in the fourth floor common room this afternoon. Ender interrupted her by talking. She interrupted his talking by talking herself. Some people call this a conversation. I call this mutual rudeness. Robin showed up and talked to Treila about... the weather. Apparently nobody listens to me about weather as a topic of conversation, possibly because they fall asleep as soon as I mentioned the weather. Take that as a hint, people!

On the third floor this evening, Dinah watched an empty room while hanging outside the window of the common room. The girl clearly needs more stimulation. Puzzles! Take up puzzles as a hobby, it'll keep you occupied for hours!

Adora spent time in her room with music - there's probably a reason why nobody else was there, her taste in music must be crap - and Amber visited Liir and they had a very sad conversation. Take a moment to feel sad about this. I won't, but then again, I don't really care about the personal lives of my students.

And in TOWN today...

Businesses opened! This includes Viki doing a little bit of work before slacking at the hotel, Kurogane and Fai opening Cafe Fina, Jen reading the internet at Pizza Planet, Hurley opening Groovy Tunes, and Diamond in the Rough where John Sheppard was shopping for jewelry, presumably for his significant other. News flash, Hat-Hair! Valentine's was last month. If you're this late for that holiday, she's dumped you already. If she's fine with that, you'd better be either proposing or buying your way out of a bad mistake because you're way too young to spend that much money on a gift in March.

Especially since it's not going to be a secret thanks to me.

Over at Caritas, Marion and Tino were pounding back chocolate milk since neither one is a real man. Only one of them has an excuse for that. Nathan and Daisy talked about how he's from the past. We get it, it's your THING. I'm pretty sure I'm from last Tuesday. Does that qualify me to teach a class on History From Early Last Week? Daisy also drank by herself briefly.

Turtle & Canary was opened by the first half of that, while Momoko stopped in to talk to her about how they were both little brats. I assume. And Ino opened the clinic, where she and Ichigo talked about Romeo.

Leto had breakfast at the Perk, where Mina talked to him about when he was a child. And then Reno was a... how the hell is that even pronounced? He was an animal in the park. And since everyone was nice and quiet today, that meant that nobody...

Wait, people actually went to see whatever the crap he was? Fine.

Dojima was taking pictures, Simon wondered what the hell Reno was, and then Dojima offered to let Simon ride Reno. Arthur found it hard to talk to Reno, Ino took a ride, which Rikku wants to charge for and take a cut from.

And that's all for tonight. This has been J. Jonah Jameson for WTFH news. Good night.