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Fandom Radio :: March 15th.
Good evening, Fellow Fandomites! My name is Turtle Wexler, and I am up waaaaay past my bedtime, but it is okay, because I am reading the news like a very professional person. And there are lots of notes, so it's a good thing I'm good at reading. I practiced lots with my daddy's Wall Street Journal, and that has some really hard words in it, so this should be a snap! Plus, there are squirrels. They are cute. Especially since I don't think they're the disease carrying kind. My mommy says anything smaller than a cat can carry horrible diseases and that's why we can't have a pet rat. My mommy's a mean person like that.
But time to read and report, all professionally! Here we go! AHEM.
UNCOOL SCHOOL
Lee was a nerd and went to the library on a Sunday, but it wasn't all boring and stuff because Mister Toby came to play with him. And they didn't even get shushed or anything!
BIG DORMITORY LIVING PLACE
Jaina was a good girl and called home, even though her daddy was a little surprised to see her.
Miss Claaaaudia was playing dress up in her room; Penelope is there to get a pretty dress and some glitter and told she's pretty, too! Rikku gets a sun painted on her face! Neat! I'd want some dollar signs. And maybe a turtle! Because that's my name, don't wear it out!
Peyton and Angela talked about the scary boogeyman. That's why Peyton is sleeping with a bat! But Angela drew stuff to show Peyton how it's all okay. There's not really a boogeyman. He's just someone your mean mommy makes up to get you to shut up and go to bed.
Amber ran from a big gross spider around her room, screaming a lot. You just have to squish it, Amber, geez. Robin gurgled at her to help get rid of the spider by eating it! GROOOOSS! And Callie was all being a stupid pirate and stuff.
Mister Chad, who is really big, tried to prevent Dinah from squeezing her cat to death. Because that's really sad.
Momoko instructed her Mister Bear on how to properly color, but he wasn't very good at it, being only a stuffed bear and everything.
Lee failed at being all secritive in his fort because he's a loud boy, and Bender runs into his door, because even boy robots are still stupid boys. Callie then tries to plunder his fort, because she thinks she's a stupid pirate.
Dean sat on his bed, throwing stuff for Hunter to chase and calls Alec cto say "Hiiii!"
Mister ChucK decides to just stay in bed. It's Sunday, so he can totes do that, even if Angela thinks differently and goes in and jumps on his bed while he's in it. This is also okay, since beds were made for jumping on. It needs to be noted that Mister Chuck is very cute with Angela. I don't know why; that's just what the squirrel said. Two squirrels, actually. 'Cuz he was cute with Claire, too, who wanted brownies but got chocolate coins. I like chocolate coins better, too, because they're like money! That you eat!
In the rec room, Yurika had a lot of treats to celebrate her birthday, and I'll bet they were really yummy! And cartoons, which aren't as yummy, but are still cool. Romeo wished her happy birthday and had a present, too, and also cooties. So did Reno. Hurley didn't know it was her birthday and they talked about Yurika's pretty eyes and how she's going to have a lot of cooties because that's three boys. Yuck.
Outside on the grounds, Lois was playing war and kicking Commie butt! Go Lois! Protect Capitalism, because Capitalism is the best ever! She got all dirty, which is okay, because beating Commies is more important than staying clean, and her mommy's probably not around to make her take a bath, anyway. Adora joins in, learning about how Commies are the enemy and then talking about army aspir--aspir-- about army goals. Then John pushed Adora in the mud because he's mean boy! And Ned tells Lois that mud is gross, and I agree with him, even if he does already have gross cooties. He can't help it; he's a boy. John tackled Lois in the mud, gross, gross, gross, and Jaina told Lois that princesses are awesome; her mother was one, so she should know. Lois isn't convinced. Jaina, however, is convinced that John likes mud. DUUUH. Robin liked the mud a lot, too.
Hannibal had fun in the pooooool, where Adora was a little confused as to why he was in the water with his clothes on. EW! Adora wants to see Hannibal naked! GROSS!
Dinah was watching some cartoons, and lotsa people came to watch with her. Lion-o was hungry and went looking for food, and Momoko tells him aaaaall about my store. Go, Momoko! And Robin gurgled at him. Momoko brought the jelly that she got from my awesome store; she and Dinah discuss what to put it on, like bread or cookies. Cookies. Totally cookies. Merlin is a little doubtful about Dinah's Spanish cartoons, but he's excited about Momoko's jelly, which she got at my awesome store, and then he told Mister Tony about his awesome days. Then he tells Tamara about marshmallows and makes up words and waved at Robin. Mister Tony then helped Dinah make chocolate and banana shakes, which sounds so yummy, but not as yummy as Squishies, which are available only at Turtle & Canary, just as Momoko! She told Mister Tony all about it and also about her favorite colors. Robin wished everyone a good morning, and Tamara assured Dinah that she was still Tamara and wondered what monkeys and marshmallows was...were, Robin waved, and Momoko was very excited to play with Blind Seer.
On the Second Floor Common Room, Kaylee and Yurika are having a biiiirfday party! Happy birfday! Mine's coming up soon! I'll be older than all of you. Well, all of you that aren't already old. Lots of people brought presents, which are the best part of birthdays. And then people mingled, which is also good, because networking is very important. You want to make a lot of friends if you want to do well in the world. Adora accuses John of pushing her in the mud, and gives him HECK. Is it okay to say HECK on the radio? I know it's a bad word, but...anyway, Romeo didn't get heck because he called Adora pretty. Brooke thinks she's pretty, too, and that they should be friends.
Then Kaylee told Emmett about how she's a big girl now at four, and, geez, make me feel like an old lady. Four is nothing. I'm going to be nine this month. Anyway, Ned wishes her a happy birthday, but he's all dirty. She doesn't actually seem to care, though. Hannibal got her mud. That's a horrible present. Yurika and Kaylee talk about being birthday princesses, and Adora figures out that it's their party. And they'll cry if they want to. But they don't. Kaylee also likes Romeo's hair, which is probably full of cooties, and Ben was very shy at her. And Brooke is crazy and excited that Kaylee has a lot of friends at her party who are gross boys. Ned also told Yurika that he liked her party, and Hannibal wants to know if Yurika's old enough to order them pizza. Then she thanked Adora for coming to the party and she approved of her nice manners. And Romeo is totally impressed that Yurika had two parties, while Brooke was impressed with how big Yurika was. Six isn't big! Nine is! And that's what I'll be next week!
Heck.
Haaa!
Also, John and Ben totally ate, like, tons of cake.
And in the Third floor common room, Joan had the awesome idea of a sleeeeeeepooooooooveeeeeeer! Peter is amazed that they can stay up all night, and Summer and her teddy bear hope that they can watch a lot of movies! It wouldn't be a slumber party unless you did, right? Johnny sneaks up on Summer and scares her which proves that boys shouldn't be at slumber parties, but apparently, he's there looking for his wife; Joan hasn't seen her, but he's too young to be married anyway! Mac is all too excited when Joan tells her that they're staying up aaaaallll niiiight, bouncing with both Joan and Summer and gleeing at Peter, even if he has cooties. Joan tells Savannah that Johnny was looking for her, but he finds her...after finding ice cream all over his face. Also joining the party are Alex and Naomi and Eve! I might have gone, too, but I had to do radio!
TOOOOOOWN
Dean and Sammy went to Miss Zoe about a sparring session, but she says they're not big enough yet. Better eat more veggies, boys!
Miss Lacey Pants made the diner all nice and kid friendly, which probably meant a menu of mac'n'cheese and PB&J, which are two of my faaaavorites. Dinah brought in a balloon to surprise Miss Lacey Pants, but Miss Lacey Pants doesn't like balloons! Mac came in wanting coffee, even though it'll stunt her growth and it's gross, anyway. Johnny wanted to play, but gave Miss Lacey Pants a heart attack when he brought in balloons. She's old, though. They have heart attacks, old people.
At Caritas, Mister Jolee Face also made everything all kid friendly, which meant juice and cartoons! And then he went to hang out in the lounge like a boring old person.
Jack and Naomi went on a daaaaaaaaaaa~ate at the movie theater, which means Naomi is going to get cooties! Cootieface Naomi! She didn't get the memo that boys are gross! Jack said that she had cooties already, though.
Miss Pepper was watcihng boring TV in her apartment and waiting for Mister Ray to visit to give her cooties, no doubt. Because he's a boy, and that's gross.
Mister Ben had toys out at Things Reborn and got a visit from Miss Daisy who heard about his horrible week and hoped it got beeeeetter. She also visited Mister Biff at Wellspring Arms, and talked about how they should have lots and lots of kids.
I bet Miss Daisy has a lot of cooties, too. Anyway, Mister Sean childproofed his sporting good store, which is a bad business move, Mister Sean.
Reno spun around in his chair and made police siren sounds at the Freelance Police, which sounds like fun, and Warren had to show off to the staff at Cafe Fina to prove that it was him. He tried to tell Momoko that he was too busy, but she didn't believe him.
Miss Sarah had her comics store open for nerdy kids like Momoko, who tried to barter like you can at TURTLE & CANARY, which is the best store ever! I mean, Mister G'kar had candy for people there! We are awesome owners! Also, Jack brought Robin in his bowl to look at the comics, too. At Miss Sarah's shop, that is. Not me and Mister G'Kar's.
Tamara and Blind Seer look for chocolate plants in the preserve, and Tahiri joined her! Ben did, too, and gave Tahiri a cootie-infested cookie and Tamara a smile, but he thought Dinah was being too loud. Tamara told Dinah about the hunting chocolate plants, who I don't think care if you're too loud, sorry Ben. Then Dinah told Francine about the plants, and Tamara explained exploring. Tahiri explained that Ben doesn't like loud people. But Ben's a stupid boy anyway, so who cares?
In the park, Miss Mina and Miss Bennet held a little tea party for proper young ladies. Leto and Ender were there, scoping each other out, even though they are not proper young ladies. Summer and K-mart admired the pretty gloves, and Ender read a book, even though Miss Bennet said he could join everyone else despite not being a proper lady. Angela and Joan talked about how boys are dumb; Angela and Joan are very right. And then Joan and Claire made daffodil crowns to be daffodil princesses. Harper and Alex were very squealy at each other, which is the only bad thing about girls. They squeal. But at least they don't have cooties. Hoshi talked to Summer and K-Mart was very polite to Miss Mina. Amber didn't like the tea, so Miss Bennet put sugar in it! Yum, sugar! Claire liked sugar, too, who got another cup from Miss Bennet after filling hers up too much. Amber warned Claire about getting in trouble for spilling tea, and then made Hoshi cry by taking her blanket, even though I think Hoshi gave the blanket to her. You can't trade with someone then cry about it, Hoshi! At least Mister Tully was amused by her taking apart the cucumber sandwiches. I would, too. Take them apart, I mean. They were gross.
Stupid Pirate Callie was yelled at by Momoko for not being a lady, and then threatened to make Miss Bennet walk the plank if she didn't fork over all the goods. Miss Mina told Leto why tea is much more proper for ladies, and Miss Charlotte came to see how it was going. Miss Bennet liked Momoko's wings and let her keep the gloves, because she's a niiiiice lady.
Fight Club had a lot of fun things to climb on and ball pits and was really pretty awesome. Miss Ghani warned Leto not to traumatize anyone too bad. She also suggested that Mister Algren keep repeating that this is normal until it was true. Kind of like wishing! Miss Daisy talked with him about what is weird and they made a daaaaa~aaate, which, ew, old people dating! Mister Deadpool boggled a little and Tyler teased him about painting guns. Guns are bad, though! Mister Anakin's legs were assaulted by a very happy Ino, but Jaina told him she was boooooored. There was a ball pit! How could she be bored?
Some girls are stupid, too, for the record. But so are boys, like Priestly and Arthur who got in a fight after Arthur tried to be all bossy at him. Arthur also claimed to be the king of the ball pit, but Dinah and Tamara told him to be nice and share and that you can't just say you're king and have it be. You should earn it! And then Priestly was mean by scaring Dinah in the ball pit. Leto tried to spar with Mister Worf, but he was all, no, you're too little, go back to the ball pit because Mister Worf is a meanie head with an ugly face! Mister Algren and Mister Anakin shot the breeze before fighting, which seems stupid, because you can't shoot wind.
Anyway, so, sparring stuff. Tyler and Mister Deadpool did it, but Tyler wouldn't fight with Ino, who was very NOT HAPPY about it.
*GREAT BIT YAWN* And that's the end of it! It's definitely bedtime, but thank you for listening! Good night and have a pros'prus tomorrow!
But time to read and report, all professionally! Here we go! AHEM.
UNCOOL SCHOOL
Lee was a nerd and went to the library on a Sunday, but it wasn't all boring and stuff because Mister Toby came to play with him. And they didn't even get shushed or anything!
BIG DORMITORY LIVING PLACE
Jaina was a good girl and called home, even though her daddy was a little surprised to see her.
Miss Claaaaudia was playing dress up in her room; Penelope is there to get a pretty dress and some glitter and told she's pretty, too! Rikku gets a sun painted on her face! Neat! I'd want some dollar signs. And maybe a turtle! Because that's my name, don't wear it out!
Peyton and Angela talked about the scary boogeyman. That's why Peyton is sleeping with a bat! But Angela drew stuff to show Peyton how it's all okay. There's not really a boogeyman. He's just someone your mean mommy makes up to get you to shut up and go to bed.
Amber ran from a big gross spider around her room, screaming a lot. You just have to squish it, Amber, geez. Robin gurgled at her to help get rid of the spider by eating it! GROOOOSS! And Callie was all being a stupid pirate and stuff.
Mister Chad, who is really big, tried to prevent Dinah from squeezing her cat to death. Because that's really sad.
Momoko instructed her Mister Bear on how to properly color, but he wasn't very good at it, being only a stuffed bear and everything.
Lee failed at being all secritive in his fort because he's a loud boy, and Bender runs into his door, because even boy robots are still stupid boys. Callie then tries to plunder his fort, because she thinks she's a stupid pirate.
Dean sat on his bed, throwing stuff for Hunter to chase and calls Alec cto say "Hiiii!"
Mister ChucK decides to just stay in bed. It's Sunday, so he can totes do that, even if Angela thinks differently and goes in and jumps on his bed while he's in it. This is also okay, since beds were made for jumping on. It needs to be noted that Mister Chuck is very cute with Angela. I don't know why; that's just what the squirrel said. Two squirrels, actually. 'Cuz he was cute with Claire, too, who wanted brownies but got chocolate coins. I like chocolate coins better, too, because they're like money! That you eat!
In the rec room, Yurika had a lot of treats to celebrate her birthday, and I'll bet they were really yummy! And cartoons, which aren't as yummy, but are still cool. Romeo wished her happy birthday and had a present, too, and also cooties. So did Reno. Hurley didn't know it was her birthday and they talked about Yurika's pretty eyes and how she's going to have a lot of cooties because that's three boys. Yuck.
Outside on the grounds, Lois was playing war and kicking Commie butt! Go Lois! Protect Capitalism, because Capitalism is the best ever! She got all dirty, which is okay, because beating Commies is more important than staying clean, and her mommy's probably not around to make her take a bath, anyway. Adora joins in, learning about how Commies are the enemy and then talking about army aspir--aspir-- about army goals. Then John pushed Adora in the mud because he's mean boy! And Ned tells Lois that mud is gross, and I agree with him, even if he does already have gross cooties. He can't help it; he's a boy. John tackled Lois in the mud, gross, gross, gross, and Jaina told Lois that princesses are awesome; her mother was one, so she should know. Lois isn't convinced. Jaina, however, is convinced that John likes mud. DUUUH. Robin liked the mud a lot, too.
Hannibal had fun in the pooooool, where Adora was a little confused as to why he was in the water with his clothes on. EW! Adora wants to see Hannibal naked! GROSS!
Dinah was watching some cartoons, and lotsa people came to watch with her. Lion-o was hungry and went looking for food, and Momoko tells him aaaaall about my store. Go, Momoko! And Robin gurgled at him. Momoko brought the jelly that she got from my awesome store; she and Dinah discuss what to put it on, like bread or cookies. Cookies. Totally cookies. Merlin is a little doubtful about Dinah's Spanish cartoons, but he's excited about Momoko's jelly, which she got at my awesome store, and then he told Mister Tony about his awesome days. Then he tells Tamara about marshmallows and makes up words and waved at Robin. Mister Tony then helped Dinah make chocolate and banana shakes, which sounds so yummy, but not as yummy as Squishies, which are available only at Turtle & Canary, just as Momoko! She told Mister Tony all about it and also about her favorite colors. Robin wished everyone a good morning, and Tamara assured Dinah that she was still Tamara and wondered what monkeys and marshmallows was...were, Robin waved, and Momoko was very excited to play with Blind Seer.
On the Second Floor Common Room, Kaylee and Yurika are having a biiiirfday party! Happy birfday! Mine's coming up soon! I'll be older than all of you. Well, all of you that aren't already old. Lots of people brought presents, which are the best part of birthdays. And then people mingled, which is also good, because networking is very important. You want to make a lot of friends if you want to do well in the world. Adora accuses John of pushing her in the mud, and gives him HECK. Is it okay to say HECK on the radio? I know it's a bad word, but...anyway, Romeo didn't get heck because he called Adora pretty. Brooke thinks she's pretty, too, and that they should be friends.
Then Kaylee told Emmett about how she's a big girl now at four, and, geez, make me feel like an old lady. Four is nothing. I'm going to be nine this month. Anyway, Ned wishes her a happy birthday, but he's all dirty. She doesn't actually seem to care, though. Hannibal got her mud. That's a horrible present. Yurika and Kaylee talk about being birthday princesses, and Adora figures out that it's their party. And they'll cry if they want to. But they don't. Kaylee also likes Romeo's hair, which is probably full of cooties, and Ben was very shy at her. And Brooke is crazy and excited that Kaylee has a lot of friends at her party who are gross boys. Ned also told Yurika that he liked her party, and Hannibal wants to know if Yurika's old enough to order them pizza. Then she thanked Adora for coming to the party and she approved of her nice manners. And Romeo is totally impressed that Yurika had two parties, while Brooke was impressed with how big Yurika was. Six isn't big! Nine is! And that's what I'll be next week!
Heck.
Haaa!
Also, John and Ben totally ate, like, tons of cake.
And in the Third floor common room, Joan had the awesome idea of a sleeeeeeepooooooooveeeeeeer! Peter is amazed that they can stay up all night, and Summer and her teddy bear hope that they can watch a lot of movies! It wouldn't be a slumber party unless you did, right? Johnny sneaks up on Summer and scares her which proves that boys shouldn't be at slumber parties, but apparently, he's there looking for his wife; Joan hasn't seen her, but he's too young to be married anyway! Mac is all too excited when Joan tells her that they're staying up aaaaallll niiiight, bouncing with both Joan and Summer and gleeing at Peter, even if he has cooties. Joan tells Savannah that Johnny was looking for her, but he finds her...after finding ice cream all over his face. Also joining the party are Alex and Naomi and Eve! I might have gone, too, but I had to do radio!
TOOOOOOWN
Dean and Sammy went to Miss Zoe about a sparring session, but she says they're not big enough yet. Better eat more veggies, boys!
Miss Lacey Pants made the diner all nice and kid friendly, which probably meant a menu of mac'n'cheese and PB&J, which are two of my faaaavorites. Dinah brought in a balloon to surprise Miss Lacey Pants, but Miss Lacey Pants doesn't like balloons! Mac came in wanting coffee, even though it'll stunt her growth and it's gross, anyway. Johnny wanted to play, but gave Miss Lacey Pants a heart attack when he brought in balloons. She's old, though. They have heart attacks, old people.
At Caritas, Mister Jolee Face also made everything all kid friendly, which meant juice and cartoons! And then he went to hang out in the lounge like a boring old person.
Jack and Naomi went on a daaaaaaaaaaa~ate at the movie theater, which means Naomi is going to get cooties! Cootieface Naomi! She didn't get the memo that boys are gross! Jack said that she had cooties already, though.
Miss Pepper was watcihng boring TV in her apartment and waiting for Mister Ray to visit to give her cooties, no doubt. Because he's a boy, and that's gross.
Mister Ben had toys out at Things Reborn and got a visit from Miss Daisy who heard about his horrible week and hoped it got beeeeetter. She also visited Mister Biff at Wellspring Arms, and talked about how they should have lots and lots of kids.
I bet Miss Daisy has a lot of cooties, too. Anyway, Mister Sean childproofed his sporting good store, which is a bad business move, Mister Sean.
Reno spun around in his chair and made police siren sounds at the Freelance Police, which sounds like fun, and Warren had to show off to the staff at Cafe Fina to prove that it was him. He tried to tell Momoko that he was too busy, but she didn't believe him.
Miss Sarah had her comics store open for nerdy kids like Momoko, who tried to barter like you can at TURTLE & CANARY, which is the best store ever! I mean, Mister G'kar had candy for people there! We are awesome owners! Also, Jack brought Robin in his bowl to look at the comics, too. At Miss Sarah's shop, that is. Not me and Mister G'Kar's.
Tamara and Blind Seer look for chocolate plants in the preserve, and Tahiri joined her! Ben did, too, and gave Tahiri a cootie-infested cookie and Tamara a smile, but he thought Dinah was being too loud. Tamara told Dinah about the hunting chocolate plants, who I don't think care if you're too loud, sorry Ben. Then Dinah told Francine about the plants, and Tamara explained exploring. Tahiri explained that Ben doesn't like loud people. But Ben's a stupid boy anyway, so who cares?
In the park, Miss Mina and Miss Bennet held a little tea party for proper young ladies. Leto and Ender were there, scoping each other out, even though they are not proper young ladies. Summer and K-mart admired the pretty gloves, and Ender read a book, even though Miss Bennet said he could join everyone else despite not being a proper lady. Angela and Joan talked about how boys are dumb; Angela and Joan are very right. And then Joan and Claire made daffodil crowns to be daffodil princesses. Harper and Alex were very squealy at each other, which is the only bad thing about girls. They squeal. But at least they don't have cooties. Hoshi talked to Summer and K-Mart was very polite to Miss Mina. Amber didn't like the tea, so Miss Bennet put sugar in it! Yum, sugar! Claire liked sugar, too, who got another cup from Miss Bennet after filling hers up too much. Amber warned Claire about getting in trouble for spilling tea, and then made Hoshi cry by taking her blanket, even though I think Hoshi gave the blanket to her. You can't trade with someone then cry about it, Hoshi! At least Mister Tully was amused by her taking apart the cucumber sandwiches. I would, too. Take them apart, I mean. They were gross.
Stupid Pirate Callie was yelled at by Momoko for not being a lady, and then threatened to make Miss Bennet walk the plank if she didn't fork over all the goods. Miss Mina told Leto why tea is much more proper for ladies, and Miss Charlotte came to see how it was going. Miss Bennet liked Momoko's wings and let her keep the gloves, because she's a niiiiice lady.
Fight Club had a lot of fun things to climb on and ball pits and was really pretty awesome. Miss Ghani warned Leto not to traumatize anyone too bad. She also suggested that Mister Algren keep repeating that this is normal until it was true. Kind of like wishing! Miss Daisy talked with him about what is weird and they made a daaaaa~aaate, which, ew, old people dating! Mister Deadpool boggled a little and Tyler teased him about painting guns. Guns are bad, though! Mister Anakin's legs were assaulted by a very happy Ino, but Jaina told him she was boooooored. There was a ball pit! How could she be bored?
Some girls are stupid, too, for the record. But so are boys, like Priestly and Arthur who got in a fight after Arthur tried to be all bossy at him. Arthur also claimed to be the king of the ball pit, but Dinah and Tamara told him to be nice and share and that you can't just say you're king and have it be. You should earn it! And then Priestly was mean by scaring Dinah in the ball pit. Leto tried to spar with Mister Worf, but he was all, no, you're too little, go back to the ball pit because Mister Worf is a meanie head with an ugly face! Mister Algren and Mister Anakin shot the breeze before fighting, which seems stupid, because you can't shoot wind.
Anyway, so, sparring stuff. Tyler and Mister Deadpool did it, but Tyler wouldn't fight with Ino, who was very NOT HAPPY about it.
*GREAT BIT YAWN* And that's the end of it! It's definitely bedtime, but thank you for listening! Good night and have a pros'prus tomorrow!
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She nodded sagely at parts of the broadcast. "Dumb boys," she agreed gleefully. "ALL OF 'EM."
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By the time Chad got back, Dinah was out like a light.
[ooc:and huge applause and booze to you and the squirrels for this one, holy cow.]