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Fandom High Radio, Wednesday, January 28th
Good evening, rodents. I'm sure you've got another blatantly fascinating set of papers to shove in my direction, so let's get to business.
This is Arthur, and this is
SCHOOL
Flight Club has regained control of the 'sim'. Congratulations, I'm sure you all did a very good job. There were snacks, and an advisor. Leadership class featured talk of skills. A hint: mine are many. Nathan lectured, as is to be considered the point of a class, and look, they've taken a test. Right.
In Heroing, we've got a substitute in the shape of the lovely She-Ra. Good lecturing, She-Ra. She asked questions of us regarding mercy and morality. Meanwhile, Anthropo-somethingorother concerned itself with blood and donating it. To what? An orphanage? Somehow I think more blood would be the last thing they needed. Stupid.
Sam opened up the library, and discussed his defeat of Chuck with his brother. I'm sorry to hear that, sire. Peter comes bearing food, and it never fails to surprise me just how utterly lacking these notes are in any actual news. I can only imagine it's his job.
In his office, Minsc attempts a letter home. About magical creatures, probably.
DORMS
Princess Adora received a message. No word on what it was, but I hope it wasn't too severe. Peyton is moody. Squirrels, do you remember that conversation we had about news? Lady Penelope comes by to speak of her engagement and spending time with Hurley. Good luck with that. Priestly comes on by to speak to Peyton about the weather. ... You're not even trying, squirrels. Although they discuss nudity as well. Far cheerier. Brooke brings talk of a 'girlkissy' party. I've no idea what that is, but I can make my guesses. Women.
Dojima makes a 'phone call'. I'm sure it'll look lovely on you. Rikku gains a letter from home as well. I hope that means there's something to be slayed. She got a 'phone call' as well, and Momoko kept up this gift-giving streak by bringing her well, a gift. Right. Carrying on to things hopefully a little more relevant, although I doubt it, Rikku and Reno have a serious Talk. That must have been... ... ... fun. Hannibal, who continues to be unable to keep his mouth shut, comes by to tease King Chuck. That'll do you good on that death wish, Hannibal. Toby walks into the wrong room, being Sookie's.
...
I knew he was a bit dull, but now I think he merely lacks anything resembling a brain. Liir... has gotten himself covered in blue diamonds. I did warn you.
KKG has another meeting. Something about a 'superbowl'. What, is there going to be food in it? Again, there was snacking which is a useful, if boring, way to spend one's time. Romeo and Hannibal are holding out for some gambling on this mythical 'superbowl'. Might make it more exciting. Teddy agrees as well. As does John, if these notes are saying what I think they're saying. Clarity. It's apparently like a science. Cal and Hannibal discuss a campout. Count me in, that might actually be fun. Sokka adds his own suggestions to it, namely the preserve. Where else would you have a campout? Ben wishes to know what football is, which is a very good question. What is football? Sokka and John discuss colours and this squirrel seems to be in favour of gold. All right, I'll give you that one, rodent. The leaders were, of course, present.
I was in the third floor common room this morning, where I spoke to Hannibal about... ...I do not smarm, squirrels, what in the name of God are you on about? Leto and Hannibal discuss the lack of privacy on the island. In case you weren't aware of it previously, you are now that I've mentioned it. Leto and I spoke-- I DO NOT, SQUIRREL. Keep your mouth to yourself. Or your paws. Or... whatever it is you use for these notes. It'd be embarrassing for the both of us if you didn't. Dinah is working out in the gym...
... I never took you for the warrior kind, Dinah. Sorry to have missed it. She and Jen discuss both the play and weapons and now I'm really sorry to have missed it. Triela also passes by for some... girly talk. Whatever, I'm not interested any longer. The cheer leaders have their practise, with stretching and auctions and their coach present. On the second floor, Blysse settles to watch 'Darkest Night'. I'm not interested. Tony explains to her about a World War. ... You're going to have to let me in on that, Tony. He also discusses the rappelling with Dinah. What did you rappel off? A box? Dinah and Blysse talk about the show, and Priestly ventures in in search of snacks. And is then greeted by Dinah. Of course.
Later in the third floor common room, Merlin decides to watch something on the Tee Vee that he'd been given. As it turns out, however, it's a play of two naked women--
*ten second pause*
You what?!
*then the laughing starts*
*and goes on*
*and on*
*and on*
Merlin, are you trying to cement your position as the world's biggest idiot this quickly? You've barely given them a moment before you dove right in, haven't you? Tony explains to him all about it, which is a Talk he's been long due for, I'm sure. And then Harper comes by and tells him about stopping it. Chuck assumes he must be gay because of it. Oh, it's two women, there's plenty to be gay about. He then turns about and teaches Princess Adora about the sport. I'm not sure you should be doing that in public.
But then neither should Merlin.
*cue more laughter*
Sokka hopes for a party. I've got a funny hat you can borrow for him. Dinah then learns that Merlin had no idea. Of course he didn't. He never does. Claire's just happy he isn't watching it in his room. I agree. It would've been far less entertaining. Also, there's some girly gossip about Cal but I don't really care about that. Sokka is excited about spending time with Dinah-- there's one for everyone, I suppose. And then Merlin and Francine flail at each other.
*pause*
Really?
*laughing*
Merlin, you are the smoothest talker in the history of smooth talkers. Really. Top notch work. You're a marvel. Claire realises she could probably make Merlin flail more. Trust me, it's not exactly difficult. To Eowyn, Merlin insists it's educational. Well, it is. Very. *snort* Princess Adora wishes not to discuss the lack of clothes. That'll help his brain from melting any further. Inara insists that the 'porn' isn't any good. It's entertaining, though. Not that I'd wish to be there, but Merlin's flailing must have been truly epic in its scope. Brooke insists it's fake. That just depends, doesn't it?
This is also roughly the stretch of what Lady Aravis has to say about it. Although it seems she was fascinated. Good to know. And Merlin's roommate also assures him of the inaccuracy of the cleavage. I'm not certain how that works, but I'd be curious to find out. He then speaks to Claire about something far less interesting. Anemone feels that what's on display may be boring or preachy. That's an interesting take. Merlin manages to escape Edward's attention, but Dinah does not. There's some talk of how he needs to get married before any of that.
Oh, Dinah... *snicker*
Katina isn't pleased about any of it. Francine hurries to tell her that it wasn't her fault. Of course it wasn't. It's Merlin. Sokka attempts to explain the phenomenon, but it appears that Katina is already well aware of it. Jack is more apathetic. He's experienced it before. Heh. Dinah attempts to pick a fight with him over it.
Very stalwart of you, Dinah.
Blysse is concerned because they can't be making puppies. ...Well, of course not. They're not dogs, are they? Dinah attempts to defend Merlin-- don't try, it's a lost cause-- but it doesn't work out as she'd planned. Katina attempts to save Blysse's virtue, but considering that she seems to be convinced these women are dogs, I don't think you've got much to worry about.
Merlin, I'd be embarrassed to have you for a manservant if all of this wasn't so bloody hilarious. You're not to take any 'DVDs' from anyone again. You look like a fool enough without deliberately pushing it.
TOWNIES
Katina smoked like a chimney at Strokes of Genius. What, was her hair on fire? Is she all right? A jittery Jeff paced 'round at the Arms. That's... festive. Naomi opened blah blah, Johnny was lazy, Murdock tinkered, Toby had alcohol, Teddy had a book, Liir was warm, and Claire was singing. Are any of you still awake? Good. I'm not. Sarah received a phone call from Dojima-- nicely done-- and Daisy came by to inquire after gossip. It best at least have been entertaining.
Ino talked to plants at the Wellspring Arms, which I suppose is something to do if you've got a surplus of words and a lack of sense. Romeo came seeking advice, and my own would be not to seek any from a girl who talks to plants. Liir brought her lunch, as is his wont, but apparently they argued. About what? Come on, if you're going to give me all of this random trivia, at least give me something definitive. Amber ordered about the servant at Turtle & Canary, which also doesn't exactly qualify as news. Hurley discovered the coming times of something called 'Valentine's Day'. You're to be more descriptive, rodents. I don't have a bloody clue what that is. Murdock came and asked her some personal questions. Best not to do that to a lady, she might get all... fussy.
Mina sipped tea at the Perk and HONESTLY, SQUIRRELS. Is this it? Is this your news? What sort of void of excitement do you have that drinking tea is worth mentioning? We might as well be here all day at this rate. She spoke to Loki, Simon and Tully. Apparently the latter concerned antiques. All right. Vital information. Ichigo is attempting to ignore a rat at Coyote Medicine. I'd lend you my manservant to deal with that, but I'll probably wind up getting it for supper. Ino tells him how she hates Liir. You two deserve each other. Alice is humming at that place that sounds like someone just threw up, but she's brutally interrupted by Agnes seeking music. Ben and Tahiri go out and do something involving horrible shoes. That's... well, I hope you enjoyed that. Cable and Deadpool of the incredibly odd names have another weekly... thing. Whatever it is. At the clinic, Martha sends... whatever.
Penelope was at Caritas with these zombies Hannibal keeps going on about. Hoshi sings a song. Something called... AC-DC? I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. This happened because of a bet that Hoshi told Penelope she lost. It could have been more humiliating. Cal attempted to discover whether Penelope was still engaged. That's not honourable, is it. Hurley came to ply Penelope with candy. Good luck, the vultures appear to have gathered all 'round.
And that was all for the night. Squirrels, get me some rum. Merlin, you and I need to talk about proper common room behaviour. They don't have stocks here, you don't have to go out and make up for it.
...
*snicker*
*click*
This is Arthur, and this is
SCHOOL
Flight Club has regained control of the 'sim'. Congratulations, I'm sure you all did a very good job. There were snacks, and an advisor. Leadership class featured talk of skills. A hint: mine are many. Nathan lectured, as is to be considered the point of a class, and look, they've taken a test. Right.
In Heroing, we've got a substitute in the shape of the lovely She-Ra. Good lecturing, She-Ra. She asked questions of us regarding mercy and morality. Meanwhile, Anthropo-somethingorother concerned itself with blood and donating it. To what? An orphanage? Somehow I think more blood would be the last thing they needed. Stupid.
Sam opened up the library, and discussed his defeat of Chuck with his brother. I'm sorry to hear that, sire. Peter comes bearing food, and it never fails to surprise me just how utterly lacking these notes are in any actual news. I can only imagine it's his job.
In his office, Minsc attempts a letter home. About magical creatures, probably.
DORMS
Princess Adora received a message. No word on what it was, but I hope it wasn't too severe. Peyton is moody. Squirrels, do you remember that conversation we had about news? Lady Penelope comes by to speak of her engagement and spending time with Hurley. Good luck with that. Priestly comes on by to speak to Peyton about the weather. ... You're not even trying, squirrels. Although they discuss nudity as well. Far cheerier. Brooke brings talk of a 'girlkissy' party. I've no idea what that is, but I can make my guesses. Women.
Dojima makes a 'phone call'. I'm sure it'll look lovely on you. Rikku gains a letter from home as well. I hope that means there's something to be slayed. She got a 'phone call' as well, and Momoko kept up this gift-giving streak by bringing her well, a gift. Right. Carrying on to things hopefully a little more relevant, although I doubt it, Rikku and Reno have a serious Talk. That must have been... ... ... fun. Hannibal, who continues to be unable to keep his mouth shut, comes by to tease King Chuck. That'll do you good on that death wish, Hannibal. Toby walks into the wrong room, being Sookie's.
...
I knew he was a bit dull, but now I think he merely lacks anything resembling a brain. Liir... has gotten himself covered in blue diamonds. I did warn you.
KKG has another meeting. Something about a 'superbowl'. What, is there going to be food in it? Again, there was snacking which is a useful, if boring, way to spend one's time. Romeo and Hannibal are holding out for some gambling on this mythical 'superbowl'. Might make it more exciting. Teddy agrees as well. As does John, if these notes are saying what I think they're saying. Clarity. It's apparently like a science. Cal and Hannibal discuss a campout. Count me in, that might actually be fun. Sokka adds his own suggestions to it, namely the preserve. Where else would you have a campout? Ben wishes to know what football is, which is a very good question. What is football? Sokka and John discuss colours and this squirrel seems to be in favour of gold. All right, I'll give you that one, rodent. The leaders were, of course, present.
I was in the third floor common room this morning, where I spoke to Hannibal about... ...I do not smarm, squirrels, what in the name of God are you on about? Leto and Hannibal discuss the lack of privacy on the island. In case you weren't aware of it previously, you are now that I've mentioned it. Leto and I spoke-- I DO NOT, SQUIRREL. Keep your mouth to yourself. Or your paws. Or... whatever it is you use for these notes. It'd be embarrassing for the both of us if you didn't. Dinah is working out in the gym...
... I never took you for the warrior kind, Dinah. Sorry to have missed it. She and Jen discuss both the play and weapons and now I'm really sorry to have missed it. Triela also passes by for some... girly talk. Whatever, I'm not interested any longer. The cheer leaders have their practise, with stretching and auctions and their coach present. On the second floor, Blysse settles to watch 'Darkest Night'. I'm not interested. Tony explains to her about a World War. ... You're going to have to let me in on that, Tony. He also discusses the rappelling with Dinah. What did you rappel off? A box? Dinah and Blysse talk about the show, and Priestly ventures in in search of snacks. And is then greeted by Dinah. Of course.
Later in the third floor common room, Merlin decides to watch something on the Tee Vee that he'd been given. As it turns out, however, it's a play of two naked women--
*ten second pause*
You what?!
*then the laughing starts*
*and goes on*
*and on*
*and on*
Merlin, are you trying to cement your position as the world's biggest idiot this quickly? You've barely given them a moment before you dove right in, haven't you? Tony explains to him all about it, which is a Talk he's been long due for, I'm sure. And then Harper comes by and tells him about stopping it. Chuck assumes he must be gay because of it. Oh, it's two women, there's plenty to be gay about. He then turns about and teaches Princess Adora about the sport. I'm not sure you should be doing that in public.
But then neither should Merlin.
*cue more laughter*
Sokka hopes for a party. I've got a funny hat you can borrow for him. Dinah then learns that Merlin had no idea. Of course he didn't. He never does. Claire's just happy he isn't watching it in his room. I agree. It would've been far less entertaining. Also, there's some girly gossip about Cal but I don't really care about that. Sokka is excited about spending time with Dinah-- there's one for everyone, I suppose. And then Merlin and Francine flail at each other.
*pause*
Really?
*laughing*
Merlin, you are the smoothest talker in the history of smooth talkers. Really. Top notch work. You're a marvel. Claire realises she could probably make Merlin flail more. Trust me, it's not exactly difficult. To Eowyn, Merlin insists it's educational. Well, it is. Very. *snort* Princess Adora wishes not to discuss the lack of clothes. That'll help his brain from melting any further. Inara insists that the 'porn' isn't any good. It's entertaining, though. Not that I'd wish to be there, but Merlin's flailing must have been truly epic in its scope. Brooke insists it's fake. That just depends, doesn't it?
This is also roughly the stretch of what Lady Aravis has to say about it. Although it seems she was fascinated. Good to know. And Merlin's roommate also assures him of the inaccuracy of the cleavage. I'm not certain how that works, but I'd be curious to find out. He then speaks to Claire about something far less interesting. Anemone feels that what's on display may be boring or preachy. That's an interesting take. Merlin manages to escape Edward's attention, but Dinah does not. There's some talk of how he needs to get married before any of that.
Oh, Dinah... *snicker*
Katina isn't pleased about any of it. Francine hurries to tell her that it wasn't her fault. Of course it wasn't. It's Merlin. Sokka attempts to explain the phenomenon, but it appears that Katina is already well aware of it. Jack is more apathetic. He's experienced it before. Heh. Dinah attempts to pick a fight with him over it.
Very stalwart of you, Dinah.
Blysse is concerned because they can't be making puppies. ...Well, of course not. They're not dogs, are they? Dinah attempts to defend Merlin-- don't try, it's a lost cause-- but it doesn't work out as she'd planned. Katina attempts to save Blysse's virtue, but considering that she seems to be convinced these women are dogs, I don't think you've got much to worry about.
Merlin, I'd be embarrassed to have you for a manservant if all of this wasn't so bloody hilarious. You're not to take any 'DVDs' from anyone again. You look like a fool enough without deliberately pushing it.
TOWNIES
Katina smoked like a chimney at Strokes of Genius. What, was her hair on fire? Is she all right? A jittery Jeff paced 'round at the Arms. That's... festive. Naomi opened blah blah, Johnny was lazy, Murdock tinkered, Toby had alcohol, Teddy had a book, Liir was warm, and Claire was singing. Are any of you still awake? Good. I'm not. Sarah received a phone call from Dojima-- nicely done-- and Daisy came by to inquire after gossip. It best at least have been entertaining.
Ino talked to plants at the Wellspring Arms, which I suppose is something to do if you've got a surplus of words and a lack of sense. Romeo came seeking advice, and my own would be not to seek any from a girl who talks to plants. Liir brought her lunch, as is his wont, but apparently they argued. About what? Come on, if you're going to give me all of this random trivia, at least give me something definitive. Amber ordered about the servant at Turtle & Canary, which also doesn't exactly qualify as news. Hurley discovered the coming times of something called 'Valentine's Day'. You're to be more descriptive, rodents. I don't have a bloody clue what that is. Murdock came and asked her some personal questions. Best not to do that to a lady, she might get all... fussy.
Mina sipped tea at the Perk and HONESTLY, SQUIRRELS. Is this it? Is this your news? What sort of void of excitement do you have that drinking tea is worth mentioning? We might as well be here all day at this rate. She spoke to Loki, Simon and Tully. Apparently the latter concerned antiques. All right. Vital information. Ichigo is attempting to ignore a rat at Coyote Medicine. I'd lend you my manservant to deal with that, but I'll probably wind up getting it for supper. Ino tells him how she hates Liir. You two deserve each other. Alice is humming at that place that sounds like someone just threw up, but she's brutally interrupted by Agnes seeking music. Ben and Tahiri go out and do something involving horrible shoes. That's... well, I hope you enjoyed that. Cable and Deadpool of the incredibly odd names have another weekly... thing. Whatever it is. At the clinic, Martha sends... whatever.
Penelope was at Caritas with these zombies Hannibal keeps going on about. Hoshi sings a song. Something called... AC-DC? I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. This happened because of a bet that Hoshi told Penelope she lost. It could have been more humiliating. Cal attempted to discover whether Penelope was still engaged. That's not honourable, is it. Hurley came to ply Penelope with candy. Good luck, the vultures appear to have gathered all 'round.
And that was all for the night. Squirrels, get me some rum. Merlin, you and I need to talk about proper common room behaviour. They don't have stocks here, you don't have to go out and make up for it.
...
*snicker*
*click*
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And finally, someone stomped down the hall fuming to stand in front of Room 303, arms crossed, teeth gritted....
until someone remembered who else lived in Room 303. And went stomping back down the hall.
Grrrrr.
[ooc: *dies laughing as hard as Arthur*]
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