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fandom_radio2009-01-12 12:04 am
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Fandom Radio [Sunday, January 11]
Omigod, omigod, omigod you guys. My roommate got so high I'm hallucinating creepy, chittery, note-wielding squirrels. That is sooooo uncool.
*thunk*
OW. Fine, I'll read your stupid totally imaginary notes, then I can go sleep this off like I did that time with the rubber cement.
...and that other time with the rubber cement. Hush.
Skool, wear peepel lurn things!
Lee was in the library today--hi, Lee! I work there too! Just, um, not when you do. Obviously. He was singing a song about bananas. Are there a lot of songs about bananas, or is this another drug thing?
Don't answer, imaginary squirrels. God.
Dorms, wear peeple r aewsum!
Arthur armed himself for battle--um--with Hannibal--MORE um--who gets his butt royally handed to him.
*pause* Apparently the imaginary squirrels think that's really hysterical.
Before the fight, Merlin--really, Merlin?--tells Hannibal that Arthur needs help dressing himself in the mornings. Wooooow. I babysat four year olds who'd gotten that figured out. Maybe you should try Velcro? In other "why did no one tell me about the violence issues along with the drug problems" news, Dinah was there after the fight to beat on a punching bag with sticks, Cal was there to beat things up when no one was watching--except the imaginary squirrels, of course--and Jaina was there to use her...lightsaber. Wait. She's a girl and has a lightsaber? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
*thunk* OW.
ANYWAY, Hannibal goes back to his room all owwie, WHICH IS WHY YOU DON'T GET IN FIGHTS, DUH--and gets feel better makeouts with Chuck and doesn't invite his roommate into a three...EW, IMAGINARY SQUIRRELS, WHY DID YOU GO THERE? YOU ARE WAY TOO INVESTED IN THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES.
Arthur's also all beat up, which happens when you get in FIGHTS, but Merlin doesn't make out with him to make it better. Neither does Leto, who offers him food instead.
Dinah showed up at Priestly's--hi, Priestly--room to get her hair streaked. Mine's got purple stripes today, if anyone's interested. It matches my shirt.
In the fourth floor common room, Dean's watching the Golden Globes--omigod, did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing? I think I can recreate that with some aluminum foil and silly string. It'll look totally dibble. Lois comes in and they get distracted from watching tv by talking about who's military dad is the coolest. Cal and Dean start telling stories about crazy twins. I used to babysit crazy triplets? Does that count? Peyton offers Lois pastries, and then they talk about how Peyton gets into trouble a lot. And kisses guys before checking who they are. Or so I've heard. She's hoarding the sweets from Dean, though, saying that being fake pregnant can give you real cravings. Um. It doesn't work like that. If you want to eat all the cupcakes, just eat the cupcakes.
*chittering* Huh? Oh, apparently Peyton and Angela were waddling around with fake pregnancy bellies earlier in the day and eating lots of food in the fourth floor common room before talking about threesomes. Which will make it very awkward to figure out who the father is when you get actually knocked up. I've seen soap operas. I know how this works.
ANYWAY.
Liir--did I pronounce that right?--is cuddled with a makejoy, which is totally the best euphemism I've ever heard for that kind of a toy--and gets interrupted by Amber and Hinata. AWKWARD. Romeo and Dojima move furniture until the desk attacks Romeo. You can say you dropped it on your foot. No one's going to laugh at you. Though it's awfully convenient that Ino--did I say that right?--heals his toe. I bet it involved a Band-Aid.
Dean's in his room waaaaay late tonight making a phone call. Probably not about threesomes.
Awwwww. And Penelope's got picked up for a date! Told you guys would ask you out!
Town, were Penilopii is out on a daaaaaaaaaate
At Ching Tai! Mmm. Chinese food. Almost as good as sushi. She's trying chopstick while Hurley's using a fork. That is...an insane level of detail, imaginary squirrels.
G...Gakker? Is that right? Okay, Gakker's at the store taking notes between people visiting. Are you taking notes about people? 'Cause that's kind of creepy for someone who isn't an imaginary squirrel or keeping track of children so that other babysitters will know who's teething and stuff. Jack came in to get a free Squishy, and Adora came in and they talked about what 'planets' she and Gakker were from. I'm going to assume that's code for something else.
Biff was wearing an amusing t-shirt to work today, though I'm sure it's not as cool as Priestly's, and he and Daisy talked about hang-gliding. That's...kind of weird. In other Daisy news, she doesn't burn her apartment down by trying to cook. Good for you! Loki was also proud of her, I guess.
Blysse opened the Gig--oh, do you play an instrument?--Ender went to the park, and Charlotte opened an art gallery! Eeee! I should totes stop in. Harper--hi, Harper!--has a new job at Things Reborn, and Reno had lots of donuts left after feeding the fish...and the guy in the closet...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? REALLY? And then he gets a GUN PULLED ON HIM?
*chittering* I'm being told that happens a lot over there. THIS DOEN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, IMAGINARY SQUIRRELS.
Anemone stopped by to see Warren at Cafe Fina, Sam was late to work at Stark Industries, and Tyler was stretching out at Atlas Gym.
Minsc and his date Boo went to Caritas--YES I AM SKIPPING THE PART ABOUT SOMEONE THINKING THERE WAS A BOMB THERE--and Mina was at the clinic and wasn't busy. But she should be. BECAUSE YOU ALL NEED HELP.
Now I'm going far, far away from the crazy squirrels and your crazy threesomes and your weird names and far too normal hair and am going to sleep. This is Claudia Kishi, and you're all out of your minds.
*thunk*
OW. Fine, I'll read your stupid totally imaginary notes, then I can go sleep this off like I did that time with the rubber cement.
...and that other time with the rubber cement. Hush.
Skool, wear peepel lurn things!
Lee was in the library today--hi, Lee! I work there too! Just, um, not when you do. Obviously. He was singing a song about bananas. Are there a lot of songs about bananas, or is this another drug thing?
Don't answer, imaginary squirrels. God.
Dorms, wear peeple r aewsum!
Arthur armed himself for battle--um--with Hannibal--MORE um--who gets his butt royally handed to him.
*pause* Apparently the imaginary squirrels think that's really hysterical.
Before the fight, Merlin--really, Merlin?--tells Hannibal that Arthur needs help dressing himself in the mornings. Wooooow. I babysat four year olds who'd gotten that figured out. Maybe you should try Velcro? In other "why did no one tell me about the violence issues along with the drug problems" news, Dinah was there after the fight to beat on a punching bag with sticks, Cal was there to beat things up when no one was watching--except the imaginary squirrels, of course--and Jaina was there to use her...lightsaber. Wait. She's a girl and has a lightsaber? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?
*thunk* OW.
ANYWAY, Hannibal goes back to his room all owwie, WHICH IS WHY YOU DON'T GET IN FIGHTS, DUH--and gets feel better makeouts with Chuck and doesn't invite his roommate into a three...EW, IMAGINARY SQUIRRELS, WHY DID YOU GO THERE? YOU ARE WAY TOO INVESTED IN THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES.
Arthur's also all beat up, which happens when you get in FIGHTS, but Merlin doesn't make out with him to make it better. Neither does Leto, who offers him food instead.
Dinah showed up at Priestly's--hi, Priestly--room to get her hair streaked. Mine's got purple stripes today, if anyone's interested. It matches my shirt.
In the fourth floor common room, Dean's watching the Golden Globes--omigod, did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing? I think I can recreate that with some aluminum foil and silly string. It'll look totally dibble. Lois comes in and they get distracted from watching tv by talking about who's military dad is the coolest. Cal and Dean start telling stories about crazy twins. I used to babysit crazy triplets? Does that count? Peyton offers Lois pastries, and then they talk about how Peyton gets into trouble a lot. And kisses guys before checking who they are. Or so I've heard. She's hoarding the sweets from Dean, though, saying that being fake pregnant can give you real cravings. Um. It doesn't work like that. If you want to eat all the cupcakes, just eat the cupcakes.
*chittering* Huh? Oh, apparently Peyton and Angela were waddling around with fake pregnancy bellies earlier in the day and eating lots of food in the fourth floor common room before talking about threesomes. Which will make it very awkward to figure out who the father is when you get actually knocked up. I've seen soap operas. I know how this works.
ANYWAY.
Liir--did I pronounce that right?--is cuddled with a makejoy, which is totally the best euphemism I've ever heard for that kind of a toy--and gets interrupted by Amber and Hinata. AWKWARD. Romeo and Dojima move furniture until the desk attacks Romeo. You can say you dropped it on your foot. No one's going to laugh at you. Though it's awfully convenient that Ino--did I say that right?--heals his toe. I bet it involved a Band-Aid.
Dean's in his room waaaaay late tonight making a phone call. Probably not about threesomes.
Awwwww. And Penelope's got picked up for a date! Told you guys would ask you out!
Town, were Penilopii is out on a daaaaaaaaaate
At Ching Tai! Mmm. Chinese food. Almost as good as sushi. She's trying chopstick while Hurley's using a fork. That is...an insane level of detail, imaginary squirrels.
G...Gakker? Is that right? Okay, Gakker's at the store taking notes between people visiting. Are you taking notes about people? 'Cause that's kind of creepy for someone who isn't an imaginary squirrel or keeping track of children so that other babysitters will know who's teething and stuff. Jack came in to get a free Squishy, and Adora came in and they talked about what 'planets' she and Gakker were from. I'm going to assume that's code for something else.
Biff was wearing an amusing t-shirt to work today, though I'm sure it's not as cool as Priestly's, and he and Daisy talked about hang-gliding. That's...kind of weird. In other Daisy news, she doesn't burn her apartment down by trying to cook. Good for you! Loki was also proud of her, I guess.
Blysse opened the Gig--oh, do you play an instrument?--Ender went to the park, and Charlotte opened an art gallery! Eeee! I should totes stop in. Harper--hi, Harper!--has a new job at Things Reborn, and Reno had lots of donuts left after feeding the fish...and the guy in the closet...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? REALLY? And then he gets a GUN PULLED ON HIM?
*chittering* I'm being told that happens a lot over there. THIS DOEN'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, IMAGINARY SQUIRRELS.
Anemone stopped by to see Warren at Cafe Fina, Sam was late to work at Stark Industries, and Tyler was stretching out at Atlas Gym.
Minsc and his date Boo went to Caritas--YES I AM SKIPPING THE PART ABOUT SOMEONE THINKING THERE WAS A BOMB THERE--and Mina was at the clinic and wasn't busy. But she should be. BECAUSE YOU ALL NEED HELP.
Now I'm going far, far away from the crazy squirrels and your crazy threesomes and your weird names and far too normal hair and am going to sleep. This is Claudia Kishi, and you're all out of your minds.
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"There is no chaos, there is harmony." That line in the Jedi Code was swiftly becoming his own personal mantra.
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Then again, maybe it was a put-on. She still didn't believe in the squirrels.
[ooc: "EW, IMAGINARY SQUIRRELS, WHY DID YOU GO THERE? YOU ARE WAY TOO INVESTED IN THESE PEOPLE'S LIVES." *dies*]
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Would the squirrels make everything inappropriate?