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fandom_radio2009-01-07 12:06 am
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Fandom Radio :: January 06.
Oh, hello, squirrels! Hello, Microphone! Hello, people who are listening because the technology here is wonderful and not all for killing people! Say hello, Boo!
*long silence*
Verah good! Now that we have all been introduced, I will partake in the reading of the notes taken by these noble squirrels! I will all be verah exciting as I am certain everyone has been engaged in very thrilling adventures! Let us go!
A-HEM!
*cough*
Okay!
EDUCATION!
MANAGEMENT THEORY met today for their first class with the...errr...delightful crone Yzma. Well, she did have the students dress fabulously after an admittedly very cool roller coaster chute. And then they answered introduction questions! EASY-PEASY!
Also having its first class? ETHICS! Where they listened to Sir Anakin of Very Good Meatballs' lecture before answering discussion questions. Sir Peter and Lady Temari were held after class to talk about powers and be made ASSISTANT, respectively!
Also also on its first day? FOOD APPRECIATION, with the ever-cool Sir Marshall, who lectured before introductions and DELICIOUS breakfast foods! OM-NOM-NOM!
Also also also? CHILD DEVELOPMENT! Lady Lily, who is ever-cool by association to Sir Marshall, also also also lectured before more introductions! Lady Jill informed Lady Lily about a medical condition. Uh-oh! I hope it is not contageous!
In her office, Lady Elizabeth has tea for visitors and now I wish I had visited!
*chittering*
...I am very good at tea with ladies, you impertenant squirrels. SHUT UP.
*VERY LOUD BANG*
SEE? Excellent manners. Ahem. Anyhoo, Lady Zoe had office hours as well, with a visit from Sir Deadpool, regarding concerns about certian teachers and a motivational assembly may be required! So, run, children! Run away before you have to sit through it!
*chittering*
What? Those things are very boring!
And...oh-no! The office was filled with dead plants! Someone get a druid in there!
*chittering*
A moose? What's a moose got to do with anything? You need to lay off the rum, my fine squirrel friends! A monkey would make more sense than a moose, anyway, as that would explain the bananas discovered by Lady Anemone in the library.
*chittering*
What do you mean it was Colonel Mustard? And I didn't say leadpipe, I said, banana! You squirrels are very silly.
LIVING QUARTERS!
Sir Worf is on the grounds for an early morning job! Such fitness is quite commendable, Sir Worf! Sir Toby joins him, although Sir Toby had a very different kind of exersize in mind, oh-HO. Just remember, Sir Worf, that a good warrior is always mindful of his flank!
In the stables, Sir Merlin is mucking out the...err, stables! Which is good! Someone has got to do it! He chats with Lady Adora about whether or not horses poo on purpose...no more than the rest of us! Lady Éowyn muses on how it relates to the horse's health before she and Sir Merlin make with the introductions! And Sir Liir brought lemonade and talk of classes! Nothing like horse shit to bring people together!
Sir Arthur had a broom and a wariness of the television in the third floor common room, where he snarks with Lady Turtle about rodents, which is very funny, if you ask me. Sir Romeo enlists Lady Turtle to help him with some books about pixie dust, which is very potent stuff, children, be careful! Lady Turtle also inquires on how Sir Leto is doing! Sir Romeo and Sir Arthur meet and discuss how Sir Arthur nobly injured his arm battling a QUESTING BEAST, which sounds riveting and for great justice! I hope the beast's injuries are far worse, Sir Arthur! Sir Romeo also meets Sir Leto and discuss his connection with Lady Ghanima. Lady Rikku spared a physical tackleglomp of Sir Romeo only to have him tackleglomp her instead, and Sir Arthur discloses to Sir Leto that all the teachers are insane.
*long pause*
Well, that's kind of a matter of opinion, isn't it? Anyhoo, Lady Rikku mistook Sir Leto for Sir Gavin, and they clear it up; Lady Rikku then proves herself to be a very clever girl indeed by asking Sir Arthur is Questing Beasts have good loot! With a title like that, I should certainly hope so, Lady Rikku! Lady Jenny noted Sir Arthur's newness, and Lady Alex is in search of foods!
Sir Edmund was in the rec room to meet with Lady Molly although they already knew each other from my class last semester! Huzzah! And in the Second floor common room, Sir Robin has something called pizza rolls to watch TV with; Lady Hoshi joins him in watching the TV special his uncle helped to make!
Sir Priestly was brooding on the stairwell, which caused Lady Helen to bump right into him. They exchanged a skirmish of words, ha-HA! Nothing little a good scuffle, right, Boo? Lady Triela just thinks maybe someone killed Sir Priestly's puppy, which I certain hope not, unless it was an evil puppy, in which, sure, yeah, okay, that is fine. And then Sir Priestly implores Lady Alice to please explain the female species.... Ohhhh, Sir Priestly. Don't. Just....doooooon't.
But who knows? Maybe he will make it out of this better than when I inquired a lady of the same thing and was firmly answered with a blade in my stomach. I'm assuming no blade because Sir Cal also came by, and did not take Sir Priestly to the clinic or a healer, so either Sir Priestly is safe, or Sir Cal is a very evil fellow.
In the Lobby, Lady Dinah has a foam bommerangy thingy, a cat, and a Sir Chad to cheer her on!And a Sir Ronan to almost hit! Keep working on that aiming, Lady Dinah; it is all fun and foam until someone loses an eye! And then they can get an eyepatch, and look very cool!
Lady Penelope is doing some writing in her room and Lady Claire talked with her about a recent scuffle and why she must marry. And
Sir Chad and Lady Dinah were redecorating their room with screens, and they talked about getting a new kitten! Lady Angela broadened her mind with reading and twinkle lights, and Sir Edward requested a moment of her time!
Also in her room, relaxing, is Lady Buffy. And also, in another room, Lady Amber, dancing in jammies, until Sir Liir stopped by which all sounds a mite scandalous, all this jammies and talk of boys coming over! Lady Triela is also there to note on Lady Amber's good mood! Lady Jill was frantic about her calender, and she grills Sir Romeo about the prom!
Meanwhile, Sir Zayne attempted some meditation hoo-doo stuff! Lady Jaina pops in to check up on him! And Lady Claudia is shown Sir Zayne's Force skills, which are not dirty, despite what she originally thought.
VILLAGE GOING-ONS!
Lady Mary was not impressed with a package she got at the inn! Oh ho ho, I hope it wasn't a bill! Sir Jack was fiddling with cameras, whatever they are!, at Photo Hut! Sir Adam browsed through exciting comic adventures at Android's DUNGEON, and vacuums are going away at Coyote Medicine! Lady Aravis is taking very good care of the horses at the Gig,m especially Mister Twain who gets him an apple! And then she wondered, quote, 'Oh em gee, double-you tee eff,' happened to Sir Ben. I do not know what Oh em gee, double-you tee eff means, but it does not sound good!
Lady Pepper is shopping for shoes at Stark Industry and I hope she finds herself some nice durable ones with some excellent qualities like increased stealth or speed! And Lady Lindsay has something up for police analyzation! Lady Ino is fussing with flowers at the flower shop, and Lady Hinata has tea at the book shop. So much missed tea, Boo! Lady Charlotte is playing fetch...we like fetch, don't we, Boo? with her dog at the gallery and Sir Loki is playing darts at his apartments. And eating Pop-Tarts, which rhymes with darts. Ha-HA! Anyhoo, that...err...lovely but frightening crone Yzma fights with him about...oh ho ho...AH HA HA HA HA HA HA.
*big heavy fist thump*
We'll just say donkey, but I'm am not talking about an animal! Ha! And Lady Daisy speculates on Sir Loki's impending pudge and potential fix-it-up-ish-ness! And Lady Lindsay got Sir Loki a present of a picture of Elvis and Jesus!
....I have no idea who those people are, but I guess they are important!
Sir Lion-o is suspicious of the staff special at Cafe Fina, which is always a good thing to be! And Sir Kael'thas is sorting through things at the Magic Box before Sir John comes in for a book about demons. Very tricky lot, demons. Good luck to you, Sir John! Lady Temari hoped for a quiet day at the weapon shop, but no such luck! Sir Ender and Sir Cal are both there to gripe at her.
Sir Marshall, always a great fellow, had pancakes at Caritas this evening! Boo and I did not get any, but we did find Boo a much better date potential than a squirrel.
*chittering*
No offense, ladies.
And there you have it! The news! And I now have a bunch of lady squirrels giving me very evil looks, but at least they don't have swo--
Oh, great globs of green dragon droppi--
*scuffle*
*crash*
*click*
*STATIC*
*long silence*
Verah good! Now that we have all been introduced, I will partake in the reading of the notes taken by these noble squirrels! I will all be verah exciting as I am certain everyone has been engaged in very thrilling adventures! Let us go!
A-HEM!
*cough*
Okay!
EDUCATION!
MANAGEMENT THEORY met today for their first class with the...errr...delightful crone Yzma. Well, she did have the students dress fabulously after an admittedly very cool roller coaster chute. And then they answered introduction questions! EASY-PEASY!
Also having its first class? ETHICS! Where they listened to Sir Anakin of Very Good Meatballs' lecture before answering discussion questions. Sir Peter and Lady Temari were held after class to talk about powers and be made ASSISTANT, respectively!
Also also on its first day? FOOD APPRECIATION, with the ever-cool Sir Marshall, who lectured before introductions and DELICIOUS breakfast foods! OM-NOM-NOM!
Also also also? CHILD DEVELOPMENT! Lady Lily, who is ever-cool by association to Sir Marshall, also also also lectured before more introductions! Lady Jill informed Lady Lily about a medical condition. Uh-oh! I hope it is not contageous!
In her office, Lady Elizabeth has tea for visitors and now I wish I had visited!
*chittering*
...I am very good at tea with ladies, you impertenant squirrels. SHUT UP.
*VERY LOUD BANG*
SEE? Excellent manners. Ahem. Anyhoo, Lady Zoe had office hours as well, with a visit from Sir Deadpool, regarding concerns about certian teachers and a motivational assembly may be required! So, run, children! Run away before you have to sit through it!
*chittering*
What? Those things are very boring!
And...oh-no! The office was filled with dead plants! Someone get a druid in there!
*chittering*
A moose? What's a moose got to do with anything? You need to lay off the rum, my fine squirrel friends! A monkey would make more sense than a moose, anyway, as that would explain the bananas discovered by Lady Anemone in the library.
*chittering*
What do you mean it was Colonel Mustard? And I didn't say leadpipe, I said, banana! You squirrels are very silly.
LIVING QUARTERS!
Sir Worf is on the grounds for an early morning job! Such fitness is quite commendable, Sir Worf! Sir Toby joins him, although Sir Toby had a very different kind of exersize in mind, oh-HO. Just remember, Sir Worf, that a good warrior is always mindful of his flank!
In the stables, Sir Merlin is mucking out the...err, stables! Which is good! Someone has got to do it! He chats with Lady Adora about whether or not horses poo on purpose...no more than the rest of us! Lady Éowyn muses on how it relates to the horse's health before she and Sir Merlin make with the introductions! And Sir Liir brought lemonade and talk of classes! Nothing like horse shit to bring people together!
Sir Arthur had a broom and a wariness of the television in the third floor common room, where he snarks with Lady Turtle about rodents, which is very funny, if you ask me. Sir Romeo enlists Lady Turtle to help him with some books about pixie dust, which is very potent stuff, children, be careful! Lady Turtle also inquires on how Sir Leto is doing! Sir Romeo and Sir Arthur meet and discuss how Sir Arthur nobly injured his arm battling a QUESTING BEAST, which sounds riveting and for great justice! I hope the beast's injuries are far worse, Sir Arthur! Sir Romeo also meets Sir Leto and discuss his connection with Lady Ghanima. Lady Rikku spared a physical tackleglomp of Sir Romeo only to have him tackleglomp her instead, and Sir Arthur discloses to Sir Leto that all the teachers are insane.
*long pause*
Well, that's kind of a matter of opinion, isn't it? Anyhoo, Lady Rikku mistook Sir Leto for Sir Gavin, and they clear it up; Lady Rikku then proves herself to be a very clever girl indeed by asking Sir Arthur is Questing Beasts have good loot! With a title like that, I should certainly hope so, Lady Rikku! Lady Jenny noted Sir Arthur's newness, and Lady Alex is in search of foods!
Sir Edmund was in the rec room to meet with Lady Molly although they already knew each other from my class last semester! Huzzah! And in the Second floor common room, Sir Robin has something called pizza rolls to watch TV with; Lady Hoshi joins him in watching the TV special his uncle helped to make!
Sir Priestly was brooding on the stairwell, which caused Lady Helen to bump right into him. They exchanged a skirmish of words, ha-HA! Nothing little a good scuffle, right, Boo? Lady Triela just thinks maybe someone killed Sir Priestly's puppy, which I certain hope not, unless it was an evil puppy, in which, sure, yeah, okay, that is fine. And then Sir Priestly implores Lady Alice to please explain the female species.... Ohhhh, Sir Priestly. Don't. Just....doooooon't.
But who knows? Maybe he will make it out of this better than when I inquired a lady of the same thing and was firmly answered with a blade in my stomach. I'm assuming no blade because Sir Cal also came by, and did not take Sir Priestly to the clinic or a healer, so either Sir Priestly is safe, or Sir Cal is a very evil fellow.
In the Lobby, Lady Dinah has a foam bommerangy thingy, a cat, and a Sir Chad to cheer her on!And a Sir Ronan to almost hit! Keep working on that aiming, Lady Dinah; it is all fun and foam until someone loses an eye! And then they can get an eyepatch, and look very cool!
Lady Penelope is doing some writing in her room and Lady Claire talked with her about a recent scuffle and why she must marry. And
Sir Chad and Lady Dinah were redecorating their room with screens, and they talked about getting a new kitten! Lady Angela broadened her mind with reading and twinkle lights, and Sir Edward requested a moment of her time!
Also in her room, relaxing, is Lady Buffy. And also, in another room, Lady Amber, dancing in jammies, until Sir Liir stopped by which all sounds a mite scandalous, all this jammies and talk of boys coming over! Lady Triela is also there to note on Lady Amber's good mood! Lady Jill was frantic about her calender, and she grills Sir Romeo about the prom!
Meanwhile, Sir Zayne attempted some meditation hoo-doo stuff! Lady Jaina pops in to check up on him! And Lady Claudia is shown Sir Zayne's Force skills, which are not dirty, despite what she originally thought.
VILLAGE GOING-ONS!
Lady Mary was not impressed with a package she got at the inn! Oh ho ho, I hope it wasn't a bill! Sir Jack was fiddling with cameras, whatever they are!, at Photo Hut! Sir Adam browsed through exciting comic adventures at Android's DUNGEON, and vacuums are going away at Coyote Medicine! Lady Aravis is taking very good care of the horses at the Gig,m especially Mister Twain who gets him an apple! And then she wondered, quote, 'Oh em gee, double-you tee eff,' happened to Sir Ben. I do not know what Oh em gee, double-you tee eff means, but it does not sound good!
Lady Pepper is shopping for shoes at Stark Industry and I hope she finds herself some nice durable ones with some excellent qualities like increased stealth or speed! And Lady Lindsay has something up for police analyzation! Lady Ino is fussing with flowers at the flower shop, and Lady Hinata has tea at the book shop. So much missed tea, Boo! Lady Charlotte is playing fetch...we like fetch, don't we, Boo? with her dog at the gallery and Sir Loki is playing darts at his apartments. And eating Pop-Tarts, which rhymes with darts. Ha-HA! Anyhoo, that...err...lovely but frightening crone Yzma fights with him about...oh ho ho...AH HA HA HA HA HA HA.
*big heavy fist thump*
We'll just say donkey, but I'm am not talking about an animal! Ha! And Lady Daisy speculates on Sir Loki's impending pudge and potential fix-it-up-ish-ness! And Lady Lindsay got Sir Loki a present of a picture of Elvis and Jesus!
....I have no idea who those people are, but I guess they are important!
Sir Lion-o is suspicious of the staff special at Cafe Fina, which is always a good thing to be! And Sir Kael'thas is sorting through things at the Magic Box before Sir John comes in for a book about demons. Very tricky lot, demons. Good luck to you, Sir John! Lady Temari hoped for a quiet day at the weapon shop, but no such luck! Sir Ender and Sir Cal are both there to gripe at her.
Sir Marshall, always a great fellow, had pancakes at Caritas this evening! Boo and I did not get any, but we did find Boo a much better date potential than a squirrel.
*chittering*
No offense, ladies.
And there you have it! The news! And I now have a bunch of lady squirrels giving me very evil looks, but at least they don't have swo--
Oh, great globs of green dragon droppi--
*scuffle*
*crash*
*click*
*STATIC*
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