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Fandom Radio, Monday, January 5th, 2009
*door slams*
Now what in the name of-
Lay off me! I'm sorry. Have I insulted your delicate rodent sensibilities? You should come to dinner. Merlin might require something for his next stew.
*chittering*
Yes, of course I can read. I'm not stupid. But I'm hardly going to do so on your prompting.
*more chittering*
Rum? Yes, that would be a start. You want me to read to you? You know what? Fine. Let's get this thing over with.
SCHOOL
In the first of a long line of 'classes' I don't care about, first period housed Business 101, where students introduced themselves. Is it really necessary for all of them? Proving that this is a terribly literate castle, students then read an article. Well, at least they're learning to read.
Something called 'So You Want To Make a TV Show' was next, supporting a new teacher. I haven't the faintest idea what a TV show is, but I'm sure it'll get Merlin terribly excited. Dinah has to correct the teacher's grammar. Not that literate a school, then. Then Jack asks what the class is actually about. That's a good question. I'll wager it just might involve something called a 'TV show'. Jenny then asks if she's allowed to smoke, and she's told no. After which that girl who tried to shoot me, asks about something called 'editing'. Right. Well, that's been educational. To round up that illuminating theme, everyone paired up to discuss what was necessary for a 'TV show'.
Alright. What's next? Sexual Education? Sexual Education? *laughs* I'm sorry. There's something terribly wrong with this castle. Apparently there's a habit of it around here, as the students were actually asked to provide their experience with Sexual Education. The class continues to be hilarious, as Penelope and Liir discuss their embarrassment problems. Then there's some giggling about clothing between Priestly and Dinah. Right. Liir also takes time to defy this whole 'class' concept by introducing himself to Van Helsing. Someone named Tony who's of age, I take it, came by to mock the teacher. I can't say I blame the man.
...And in classes that are actually interesting, there's Mad Kings and Queens. My manservant takes that. Hm. There was a lecture, rather than an endless stream of introductions-- great concept-- although Liir and that annoying blonde child didn't seem to understand the concept of a lecture. I'll make it simple for you: you listen while the instructor speaks. Ben and Tahiri seem to have similar problems, although at least Ben has the excuse of an injury. There were introductions after the lecture, involving the students' experience with people in positions of power. Merlin, I better not hear of you spreading rumors about me. Reno then discusses being a 'TA' again with the annoying blonde one.
Someone called 'Deadpool'-- I've heard stranger-- calls Emmett Cullen into his office by use of something called the 'PA'. I'm going to take that as being some form of 'TA'. You people have the oddest names for your messengers.
Cal opened up the library. I'm sure it's fascinatingly stuffy in there. He keeps finding 'bananas' everywhere. The girl who likes to ask permission to shoot people comes in to discuss the banana situation with him, and apparently the monkeys are involved. Viki peruses the bananas in search of books-- good luck there-- and Penelope came in for a book on witches.
...
Careful.
Emmett arrives in Deadpool's office after his summons. Good. Deadpool also takes time to inform Fraser, the school's guard, why someone by name of Robin is in trouble. Does that mean this castle actually has stocks? Mohinder and Minsc discuss their plans for the coming months. I take it they're both teachers. Mohinder then does roughly the same with Nathan Petrelli.
Tony visits Tyler to inform him of the return of Steve. I'm sure that was impressive, but we do have better things to know about. To prove that he is doing something useful with his time, Tyler works on his class with Nathan. Alright then. Now. Let's move on to something a little more interesting.
DORMS
Johnny is playing with fire in the common room on the second floor. I'd advise against it, unless you're trying to set yourself alight. He discusses his travels to the 'South Pacific' with that blonde brat, who sees through his attempts to show off. My temporary roommate Lord Leto is actually impressed, and they introduce themselves, both in name and in power. That girl then meets Leto and they discuss his sister, who I believe was teaching Merlin just this afternoon in that class where he better not have breathed a damn word. K-Mart tries to avoid staring, but I'd find that difficult when you're addressing an idiot attempting to set fire to himself. On the third floor, Liir is making soup. Well, at least he's making himself useful. Lion-O comes by to reassure him he doesn't eat people. That's... nice to hear. Tony who isn't of age then informs him that someone called Andrew has left. Everyone was veeery sad.
Jaina sets up a dinner for John in the garage. Again, people are at least making themselves useful. In news I'm told is related to Johnny's conversation topics in the common room, Savannah returns to her room after a vacation, in order to send for some people. She's gotten pre-engaged-- I don't think there is such a thing, because it sounds utterly ridiculous-- and tells Angela as much. The same trend then continues with Summer, Chris and Isabel. Not a bad day's work for something completely ridiculous. Peyton also informs Savannah of her ring. I'm sure it's really nice, but I don't really care. Then Savannah moves to inform Eve of the 'news'.
Someone named Hannibal visits Chuck, who offered me some of this rum at the picnic without forcing me to sit in a small room reading to a bunch of rodents. Isn't that a novel idea? There's mention of teasing and breaking in a bed, and here's some advice: don't actually break the bed. You need it for this thing called sleeping. Ben is in his room with the aforementioned injury. Tahiri wants to know what happened. Here's my guess: he was injured. Probably in a fight. He also explains his own kingdom's oddness to Sookie.
In notes I can't even begin to understand, Momoko and Harper are dealing with something called 'im' on their 'computers'. Yes, yes, 'the squirrels will show them', tell whatever fairytales you like, you're damn lucky I don't have my crossbow in here.
Toby is out on the fifth floor, looking for action. Best be careful or you'll run into a gryffin up there.
TOWN
Someone by the name of Iroh opened up a tea shop in town. Congratulations. I'm sure it'll last you many years. Although as Sokka discovered, he's there on his 'retirement'. Now that's interesting.
The mayor, Cable-- I notice very few of you actually have normal names around here-- is back at 'Town Hall'. Right. The Deputy Mayor was then summarily mocked about her difficulties with something called 'yoga'. I'll hand it to you, the word is ridiculous. In more news of people with strange names, Ender is back at work at Stark Industries. This is in any way news? Likewise, Liz returns to the Arms Hotel, and Romeo sets up a 'warm weather display'. Again, right.
Daisy is at the Trooper Station, which I'm informed is some sort of barracks. There, Ray was chipper. Why is it even necessary that I read this aloud if this is all you people do? Pick up a sword. It'll do you better. Speaking of swords, I was on the beach getting in some sword practice...
*chittering*
...Why wasn't I informed there was a salle?!
You're all utterly useless. That insufferable Triela woman came by, but I'm not going to grant her any detail. Then I met Merlin's friend Dinah who's all right. Good work for once, Merlin. Afterwards, I was accosted by someone's dog Yes, the salle it is.
Returning to people being utterly boring, Chad opened his store, 'Groovy Tunes'. I don't know what that means, but it sounds nasty. Molly then comes in in search of something resembling 'Yanni', which sounds even worse than the name of the store. As if someone threw up. Worf opened Wellspring Arms-- I'll have to check for swords there, then-- Joan failed to fix the sign over Covent Garden Flowers when she opened it, and Teddy had a visit from his boy friend... what, as opposed to his female friend? Chad. Who brought breakfast. Oh. Are you certain you didn't mean 'manservant'?
Again, something was opened. Turtle & Canary, with Sokka doing the dubious honours. Dinah came in for a 'Squishy', something which Sokka recommended, and boomerang lessons. Which sounds altogether more interesting than the 'squishy'. At Coyote Medicine, there's a strange man called Lloyd selling 'vacuum cleaners' . Again, with the strange words for servants. However, the Coyote of the store's name, I presume, came out to talk employment with Tony-not-of-age. And then Giselle bursts into song upon finding the castle. She hasn't been at the slow gin, has she?
Book Haven was opened by Seregil, which is a marginally more normal name. Someone's employed annoying Triela, much to my shock, as she opened the 'Freelance Police' this morning. Bender made horseshoes at the Gig, yet another stop I should have Merlin make, and Alex opened something called... ... the Magic Box.
...
You're damn lucky I'm refusing to speak of this.
Lacey opened up Luke's Diner, where things actually happened. Namely, Priestly and his odd clothing issue. Apparently, it came as something of a shock to Lacey. Intrigue abounds. Meanwhile, Murdock left a note on the bulletin board.
There's a clinic in town, and today, it was staffed by Millie. She took care of Ben's injuries before leaving the place to the nurses.
The local watering hole was open, but empty. Again, that's utterly irrelevant, but I'll let it pass.
Was that it? You owe me some rum.
*chitters*
What do you mean, it's all gone?
*chittering*
...If I ever come near this place again, I'm bringing my crossbow.
*door creaks*
Merlin: Arthur, are you al--are you threatening a squirrel?
Arthur: And it should feel bloody lucky threatening's all I'm doing!
Merlin: *trying not to laugh* Perhaps it's best you leave before this gets worse.
Arthur: That better not be you laughing at me, Merlin.
Merlin: I would never, sire. Now, we were leaving?
Arthur: Now.
*door slams*
*BZZTCLICK*
Now what in the name of-
Lay off me! I'm sorry. Have I insulted your delicate rodent sensibilities? You should come to dinner. Merlin might require something for his next stew.
*chittering*
Yes, of course I can read. I'm not stupid. But I'm hardly going to do so on your prompting.
*more chittering*
Rum? Yes, that would be a start. You want me to read to you? You know what? Fine. Let's get this thing over with.
SCHOOL
In the first of a long line of 'classes' I don't care about, first period housed Business 101, where students introduced themselves. Is it really necessary for all of them? Proving that this is a terribly literate castle, students then read an article. Well, at least they're learning to read.
Something called 'So You Want To Make a TV Show' was next, supporting a new teacher. I haven't the faintest idea what a TV show is, but I'm sure it'll get Merlin terribly excited. Dinah has to correct the teacher's grammar. Not that literate a school, then. Then Jack asks what the class is actually about. That's a good question. I'll wager it just might involve something called a 'TV show'. Jenny then asks if she's allowed to smoke, and she's told no. After which that girl who tried to shoot me, asks about something called 'editing'. Right. Well, that's been educational. To round up that illuminating theme, everyone paired up to discuss what was necessary for a 'TV show'.
Alright. What's next? Sexual Education? Sexual Education? *laughs* I'm sorry. There's something terribly wrong with this castle. Apparently there's a habit of it around here, as the students were actually asked to provide their experience with Sexual Education. The class continues to be hilarious, as Penelope and Liir discuss their embarrassment problems. Then there's some giggling about clothing between Priestly and Dinah. Right. Liir also takes time to defy this whole 'class' concept by introducing himself to Van Helsing. Someone named Tony who's of age, I take it, came by to mock the teacher. I can't say I blame the man.
...And in classes that are actually interesting, there's Mad Kings and Queens. My manservant takes that. Hm. There was a lecture, rather than an endless stream of introductions-- great concept-- although Liir and that annoying blonde child didn't seem to understand the concept of a lecture. I'll make it simple for you: you listen while the instructor speaks. Ben and Tahiri seem to have similar problems, although at least Ben has the excuse of an injury. There were introductions after the lecture, involving the students' experience with people in positions of power. Merlin, I better not hear of you spreading rumors about me. Reno then discusses being a 'TA' again with the annoying blonde one.
Someone called 'Deadpool'-- I've heard stranger-- calls Emmett Cullen into his office by use of something called the 'PA'. I'm going to take that as being some form of 'TA'. You people have the oddest names for your messengers.
Cal opened up the library. I'm sure it's fascinatingly stuffy in there. He keeps finding 'bananas' everywhere. The girl who likes to ask permission to shoot people comes in to discuss the banana situation with him, and apparently the monkeys are involved. Viki peruses the bananas in search of books-- good luck there-- and Penelope came in for a book on witches.
...
Careful.
Emmett arrives in Deadpool's office after his summons. Good. Deadpool also takes time to inform Fraser, the school's guard, why someone by name of Robin is in trouble. Does that mean this castle actually has stocks? Mohinder and Minsc discuss their plans for the coming months. I take it they're both teachers. Mohinder then does roughly the same with Nathan Petrelli.
Tony visits Tyler to inform him of the return of Steve. I'm sure that was impressive, but we do have better things to know about. To prove that he is doing something useful with his time, Tyler works on his class with Nathan. Alright then. Now. Let's move on to something a little more interesting.
DORMS
Johnny is playing with fire in the common room on the second floor. I'd advise against it, unless you're trying to set yourself alight. He discusses his travels to the 'South Pacific' with that blonde brat, who sees through his attempts to show off. My temporary roommate Lord Leto is actually impressed, and they introduce themselves, both in name and in power. That girl then meets Leto and they discuss his sister, who I believe was teaching Merlin just this afternoon in that class where he better not have breathed a damn word. K-Mart tries to avoid staring, but I'd find that difficult when you're addressing an idiot attempting to set fire to himself. On the third floor, Liir is making soup. Well, at least he's making himself useful. Lion-O comes by to reassure him he doesn't eat people. That's... nice to hear. Tony who isn't of age then informs him that someone called Andrew has left. Everyone was veeery sad.
Jaina sets up a dinner for John in the garage. Again, people are at least making themselves useful. In news I'm told is related to Johnny's conversation topics in the common room, Savannah returns to her room after a vacation, in order to send for some people. She's gotten pre-engaged-- I don't think there is such a thing, because it sounds utterly ridiculous-- and tells Angela as much. The same trend then continues with Summer, Chris and Isabel. Not a bad day's work for something completely ridiculous. Peyton also informs Savannah of her ring. I'm sure it's really nice, but I don't really care. Then Savannah moves to inform Eve of the 'news'.
Someone named Hannibal visits Chuck, who offered me some of this rum at the picnic without forcing me to sit in a small room reading to a bunch of rodents. Isn't that a novel idea? There's mention of teasing and breaking in a bed, and here's some advice: don't actually break the bed. You need it for this thing called sleeping. Ben is in his room with the aforementioned injury. Tahiri wants to know what happened. Here's my guess: he was injured. Probably in a fight. He also explains his own kingdom's oddness to Sookie.
In notes I can't even begin to understand, Momoko and Harper are dealing with something called 'im' on their 'computers'. Yes, yes, 'the squirrels will show them', tell whatever fairytales you like, you're damn lucky I don't have my crossbow in here.
Toby is out on the fifth floor, looking for action. Best be careful or you'll run into a gryffin up there.
TOWN
Someone by the name of Iroh opened up a tea shop in town. Congratulations. I'm sure it'll last you many years. Although as Sokka discovered, he's there on his 'retirement'. Now that's interesting.
The mayor, Cable-- I notice very few of you actually have normal names around here-- is back at 'Town Hall'. Right. The Deputy Mayor was then summarily mocked about her difficulties with something called 'yoga'. I'll hand it to you, the word is ridiculous. In more news of people with strange names, Ender is back at work at Stark Industries. This is in any way news? Likewise, Liz returns to the Arms Hotel, and Romeo sets up a 'warm weather display'. Again, right.
Daisy is at the Trooper Station, which I'm informed is some sort of barracks. There, Ray was chipper. Why is it even necessary that I read this aloud if this is all you people do? Pick up a sword. It'll do you better. Speaking of swords, I was on the beach getting in some sword practice...
*chittering*
...Why wasn't I informed there was a salle?!
You're all utterly useless. That insufferable Triela woman came by, but I'm not going to grant her any detail. Then I met Merlin's friend Dinah who's all right. Good work for once, Merlin. Afterwards, I was accosted by someone's dog Yes, the salle it is.
Returning to people being utterly boring, Chad opened his store, 'Groovy Tunes'. I don't know what that means, but it sounds nasty. Molly then comes in in search of something resembling 'Yanni', which sounds even worse than the name of the store. As if someone threw up. Worf opened Wellspring Arms-- I'll have to check for swords there, then-- Joan failed to fix the sign over Covent Garden Flowers when she opened it, and Teddy had a visit from his boy friend... what, as opposed to his female friend? Chad. Who brought breakfast. Oh. Are you certain you didn't mean 'manservant'?
Again, something was opened. Turtle & Canary, with Sokka doing the dubious honours. Dinah came in for a 'Squishy', something which Sokka recommended, and boomerang lessons. Which sounds altogether more interesting than the 'squishy'. At Coyote Medicine, there's a strange man called Lloyd selling 'vacuum cleaners' . Again, with the strange words for servants. However, the Coyote of the store's name, I presume, came out to talk employment with Tony-not-of-age. And then Giselle bursts into song upon finding the castle. She hasn't been at the slow gin, has she?
Book Haven was opened by Seregil, which is a marginally more normal name. Someone's employed annoying Triela, much to my shock, as she opened the 'Freelance Police' this morning. Bender made horseshoes at the Gig, yet another stop I should have Merlin make, and Alex opened something called... ... the Magic Box.
...
You're damn lucky I'm refusing to speak of this.
Lacey opened up Luke's Diner, where things actually happened. Namely, Priestly and his odd clothing issue. Apparently, it came as something of a shock to Lacey. Intrigue abounds. Meanwhile, Murdock left a note on the bulletin board.
There's a clinic in town, and today, it was staffed by Millie. She took care of Ben's injuries before leaving the place to the nurses.
The local watering hole was open, but empty. Again, that's utterly irrelevant, but I'll let it pass.
Was that it? You owe me some rum.
*chitters*
What do you mean, it's all gone?
*chittering*
...If I ever come near this place again, I'm bringing my crossbow.
*door creaks*
Merlin: Arthur, are you al--are you threatening a squirrel?
Arthur: And it should feel bloody lucky threatening's all I'm doing!
Merlin: *trying not to laugh* Perhaps it's best you leave before this gets worse.
Arthur: That better not be you laughing at me, Merlin.
Merlin: I would never, sire. Now, we were leaving?
Arthur: Now.
*door slams*
*BZZTCLICK*
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