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Fandom Radio [Wednesday, December 31, 2008]
*crash*
*bang*
*giggling*
Barney: Hello Fandom! My good old friends, the squirrels requested A Very Special Radio with Barney, so here I am, bringing you the news with my friend...
Brooke: Brooke! I missed that part earlier, huh? Oops.
Barney: Details. We would've gotten there at some point.
Brooke: You think?
Barney: Sure, gotta know who's name you're calling out.
School, Where No One is Learning
Barney: Seems the library loser took the day off took the day off to party with the cool kids. Aww, the little squirrel is all sad about it. Weird.
Brooke: Betcha that squirrel didn't get kissed at midnight.
Barney: No bet.
Dorms, Where Many of You are Headed
Barney: I'm disappointed to not have many notes here. It seems Katina committed alarm murder this morning. Which, I'd say is rather alarming. *pause for reaction*
Anyway, then there was Triela who did the boring thing and read a letter. What? No dirt? No gossip? Nothing to entertain us on this the first morning of the year?!
Ah, finally, the sex thread. Ned and Kaylee stay up all night trying new positions. *pause* What? It totally says that. Or it should.
Brooke: It totally should. And if not, remember what I told you, Kaylee. That's all I'm sayin'.
Barney: That's right, Kaylee. Brooke knows what she's talking about.
Town, Where I Once Lived Awesomely
Barney: Mary made googly eyes at Simon over movies and things that should stay in Vegas. In openings, Katina doodled at Strokes...dirty drawings, anyone, Luke's and T&C were employee-free, Andrew wandered the Magic Box, Veronica had coffee with Sarah at the Perk, and Martha worked it at the clinic, while Penelope decorated Caritas and told Hurley she got engaged and poured Tully a drink. No no, Penelope. There is no engaging in high school, F-Y-I.
So then, there was this Party to celebrate the New Year or something. Not that anyone was there. *giggling and chittering* Oh, who am I kidding, the place was hopping and it was all thanks to yours truly. And Brooke!
As always, we start with people who arrived at the party, on time or not, including *deep breath* Ray, Amber, Sarah, Hannibal, Coyote, Gavin, Claire, Daisy, Cal, Minsc and hamster, Ino and Billy, Lee, Adah, Hinata, Mac, Mike, Biff, Me, looking hotter than Biff, Ronon, Worf, Dale and Charlotte, Lindsay, Jamie and Temari, Pepper, Scherbatsky and the Mountie, Jen, Aravis, Mina, Anakin and the KU'd chick, Peyton, Billy, Sokka, Meg, Ben, Buffy, Jaye, Tori, Naomi, Arya, Jack, Dick and Veronica, Romeo and Yurika, Jeff and Turtle. Damn, that's a lotta walking in and being lame.
While all those people were standing in the doorway, Billy said hi to Tori and Naomi. Namine and Valentine got into town and were glomped? What's a glomp? By Sokka, Jamie, and Sokka, who couldn't get enough glompage or something. Then that Peyton chick blabbed to Angela about some trip and sex and being sore. She might consider yogalates for the soreness. It pays to be fit. Loki and Lindsay passed the compliments around and Sarah was curious about Loki's hat. Or was that hate? I don't know, these notes are all damp with either bitter tears or booze.
And then everyone moved on to the mingling part. Also known as finding someone to make out with at midnight. It's also where I met Brooke and Ray asked Daisy and Sarah to dance with him. Namine reunites with Yurika. Hannibal and Amber talk graduation before heading to dance. Sarah and Daisy talk boys, I presume until Lindsay and Sarah wonder what they would've done if not the party. My bets are on each other as a winning answer. I talked with Sarah in French and got no info on any alleged girl-on-girl time with Lindsay. Daisy met Coyote who I'm going to assume is a wolf-type talking person. Biff didn't think the room could handle Daisy's hotness but I beg to differ. Cal wasn't fond of the show girls and Amber reminds him why. Yet there is no sharing with us, fiiiiiiiiiine. Dojima told Cal he was handsome to try to make him feel better. Daisy wished Loki a happy new year and a better name. My friend Brooke here was betting with Harvey on who got naked first. Hmm, final verdict?
Brooke: I didn't see any naked table dancing like I thought, but at the same time I'm still clothed, so I don't think we have one. Too bad.
Barney: We need to work on that. Rum?
Brooke: Yes, it is. Gimme.
Barney:It's all yours. Like how Lois was sharing her two best assets with the world and shared the lack of gravity with Chloe. John and Lois talked about things that could have been and really unfortunate Canadian singers. Jaina and Lois considered how different governments spy on boyfriends. Adah surprised Lee and they made out in front of everyone with a lot of dirty tongue action. Dojima didn't recognize Valentine without the mask and they caught up. Ino explained why she's carrying a foxy Ichigo with her to Dojima. Billy attempted to chat up Adah and the shirtless wonder reminded Adah how dumb he is. Mac sat to the side. Biff and I caught up and tried to decide where the Showgirls were from. Portsmouth. I know, surprising, right? GOB told me how he trained them with some really Awesome chants. Daisy introduced herself to me and we talked about my wedding that wasn't.
Then Biff and Loki made out. Wait, WHAT? Biff, I had no idea you went for dudes with horrible names. Mina told Biff she was overdressed compared to the tramps running the room. Hey, at least they were hot tramps. I met Ghanima, one of Biff's friends as well as Chloe who liked me a lot, thanks. Biff met Pepper, the redhead and talked about forests. Good Biff, waste the redhead. Pepper also met Ray who knows about weirdness.
Dojima told Jen they should dance but then they drink more, so I'm betting they do more than dance. Tori was all helpful at Jen. I questioned Robin's boobs and can tell you all with certainty they are real. For now. Biff catches up with clinic Martha's holiday before GOB tried to tap that. The Mountie attempted to mingle stiffly. Biff checked on Lindsay and the shirtless wonder failed to get any tail, but seemed far too happy about it. Mina frowned at showgirls while Peyton watched them. Anakin hung in a corner while Billy got drunk. John was being rustic, GOB was hitting on chicks, Tori igored the showgirls, Ben kept to the corner, and Arya observed how hopping things were. Jaye was rude and threw a drink on my shoes in her sexual frustration. Jaina was loathe to dance with John. What? Two left feet? Try flirting with the showgirls like Buffy.
At the food table, the kids who couldn't get dates flirted and prayed for a midnight kiss. Kids like Amber, Turtle, Minsc and the Hamster, Jeff, Mina, Ino and Ichigo, Valentine, Agnes, and Arya.
Claire asked Cal if he's heard anything interesting fro the showgirls. Claire and Buffy talked sushi, which we all know is an euphemism for something much more interesting. Lindsay thought Ronon was crazy and GOB failed to impress her. Veronica asked Piper if she was getting a girly midnight kiss. Yes. Most definitely. At some point, GOB got a drink tossed in his face. No word who the lucky lady was.
There was dancing. Do we care other than that, Brooke?
Brooke: I kind of gave up on all of it like five minutes ago.
Barney: It's always the same clingy couples, too. Daisy and Ray, Amber and Hannibal, and John and Jaina.
Then we got a special look at one of GOB's illusions! I think I blinked and missed it. But not the Final Countdown.
Oooh, a late note. You guys know how I feel about the late notes. *chittering* You sure it's that good? *crinkling* BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Seems Scherbatsky and Fraser made out but failed to have sex in the bathroom. Boo, New Year got you down?
Brooke: They didn't try hard enough. Does that mean all the talking's over?
Barney: Yes, ignore any squirrels with paper starting now.
Brooke: ...Though maybe we should get away from the squirrels with paper before they start all that writing again?
Barney: I like the way you think, Brooke. You know, I've got a great hotel room with 24-hour room service...
Brooke: Then I think we should get to it. Night, Fandom!
Barney: Ni- *dead air*
*bang*
*giggling*
Barney: Hello Fandom! My good old friends, the squirrels requested A Very Special Radio with Barney, so here I am, bringing you the news with my friend...
Brooke: Brooke! I missed that part earlier, huh? Oops.
Barney: Details. We would've gotten there at some point.
Brooke: You think?
Barney: Sure, gotta know who's name you're calling out.
School, Where No One is Learning
Barney: Seems the library loser took the day off took the day off to party with the cool kids. Aww, the little squirrel is all sad about it. Weird.
Brooke: Betcha that squirrel didn't get kissed at midnight.
Barney: No bet.
Dorms, Where Many of You are Headed
Barney: I'm disappointed to not have many notes here. It seems Katina committed alarm murder this morning. Which, I'd say is rather alarming. *pause for reaction*
Anyway, then there was Triela who did the boring thing and read a letter. What? No dirt? No gossip? Nothing to entertain us on this the first morning of the year?!
Ah, finally, the sex thread. Ned and Kaylee stay up all night trying new positions. *pause* What? It totally says that. Or it should.
Brooke: It totally should. And if not, remember what I told you, Kaylee. That's all I'm sayin'.
Barney: That's right, Kaylee. Brooke knows what she's talking about.
Town, Where I Once Lived Awesomely
Barney: Mary made googly eyes at Simon over movies and things that should stay in Vegas. In openings, Katina doodled at Strokes...dirty drawings, anyone, Luke's and T&C were employee-free, Andrew wandered the Magic Box, Veronica had coffee with Sarah at the Perk, and Martha worked it at the clinic, while Penelope decorated Caritas and told Hurley she got engaged and poured Tully a drink. No no, Penelope. There is no engaging in high school, F-Y-I.
So then, there was this Party to celebrate the New Year or something. Not that anyone was there. *giggling and chittering* Oh, who am I kidding, the place was hopping and it was all thanks to yours truly. And Brooke!
As always, we start with people who arrived at the party, on time or not, including *deep breath* Ray, Amber, Sarah, Hannibal, Coyote, Gavin, Claire, Daisy, Cal, Minsc and hamster, Ino and Billy, Lee, Adah, Hinata, Mac, Mike, Biff, Me, looking hotter than Biff, Ronon, Worf, Dale and Charlotte, Lindsay, Jamie and Temari, Pepper, Scherbatsky and the Mountie, Jen, Aravis, Mina, Anakin and the KU'd chick, Peyton, Billy, Sokka, Meg, Ben, Buffy, Jaye, Tori, Naomi, Arya, Jack, Dick and Veronica, Romeo and Yurika, Jeff and Turtle. Damn, that's a lotta walking in and being lame.
While all those people were standing in the doorway, Billy said hi to Tori and Naomi. Namine and Valentine got into town and were glomped? What's a glomp? By Sokka, Jamie, and Sokka, who couldn't get enough glompage or something. Then that Peyton chick blabbed to Angela about some trip and sex and being sore. She might consider yogalates for the soreness. It pays to be fit. Loki and Lindsay passed the compliments around and Sarah was curious about Loki's hat. Or was that hate? I don't know, these notes are all damp with either bitter tears or booze.
And then everyone moved on to the mingling part. Also known as finding someone to make out with at midnight. It's also where I met Brooke and Ray asked Daisy and Sarah to dance with him. Namine reunites with Yurika. Hannibal and Amber talk graduation before heading to dance. Sarah and Daisy talk boys, I presume until Lindsay and Sarah wonder what they would've done if not the party. My bets are on each other as a winning answer. I talked with Sarah in French and got no info on any alleged girl-on-girl time with Lindsay. Daisy met Coyote who I'm going to assume is a wolf-type talking person. Biff didn't think the room could handle Daisy's hotness but I beg to differ. Cal wasn't fond of the show girls and Amber reminds him why. Yet there is no sharing with us, fiiiiiiiiiine. Dojima told Cal he was handsome to try to make him feel better. Daisy wished Loki a happy new year and a better name. My friend Brooke here was betting with Harvey on who got naked first. Hmm, final verdict?
Brooke: I didn't see any naked table dancing like I thought, but at the same time I'm still clothed, so I don't think we have one. Too bad.
Barney: We need to work on that. Rum?
Brooke: Yes, it is. Gimme.
Barney:It's all yours. Like how Lois was sharing her two best assets with the world and shared the lack of gravity with Chloe. John and Lois talked about things that could have been and really unfortunate Canadian singers. Jaina and Lois considered how different governments spy on boyfriends. Adah surprised Lee and they made out in front of everyone with a lot of dirty tongue action. Dojima didn't recognize Valentine without the mask and they caught up. Ino explained why she's carrying a foxy Ichigo with her to Dojima. Billy attempted to chat up Adah and the shirtless wonder reminded Adah how dumb he is. Mac sat to the side. Biff and I caught up and tried to decide where the Showgirls were from. Portsmouth. I know, surprising, right? GOB told me how he trained them with some really Awesome chants. Daisy introduced herself to me and we talked about my wedding that wasn't.
Then Biff and Loki made out. Wait, WHAT? Biff, I had no idea you went for dudes with horrible names. Mina told Biff she was overdressed compared to the tramps running the room. Hey, at least they were hot tramps. I met Ghanima, one of Biff's friends as well as Chloe who liked me a lot, thanks. Biff met Pepper, the redhead and talked about forests. Good Biff, waste the redhead. Pepper also met Ray who knows about weirdness.
Dojima told Jen they should dance but then they drink more, so I'm betting they do more than dance. Tori was all helpful at Jen. I questioned Robin's boobs and can tell you all with certainty they are real. For now. Biff catches up with clinic Martha's holiday before GOB tried to tap that. The Mountie attempted to mingle stiffly. Biff checked on Lindsay and the shirtless wonder failed to get any tail, but seemed far too happy about it. Mina frowned at showgirls while Peyton watched them. Anakin hung in a corner while Billy got drunk. John was being rustic, GOB was hitting on chicks, Tori igored the showgirls, Ben kept to the corner, and Arya observed how hopping things were. Jaye was rude and threw a drink on my shoes in her sexual frustration. Jaina was loathe to dance with John. What? Two left feet? Try flirting with the showgirls like Buffy.
At the food table, the kids who couldn't get dates flirted and prayed for a midnight kiss. Kids like Amber, Turtle, Minsc and the Hamster, Jeff, Mina, Ino and Ichigo, Valentine, Agnes, and Arya.
Claire asked Cal if he's heard anything interesting fro the showgirls. Claire and Buffy talked sushi, which we all know is an euphemism for something much more interesting. Lindsay thought Ronon was crazy and GOB failed to impress her. Veronica asked Piper if she was getting a girly midnight kiss. Yes. Most definitely. At some point, GOB got a drink tossed in his face. No word who the lucky lady was.
There was dancing. Do we care other than that, Brooke?
Brooke: I kind of gave up on all of it like five minutes ago.
Barney: It's always the same clingy couples, too. Daisy and Ray, Amber and Hannibal, and John and Jaina.
Then we got a special look at one of GOB's illusions! I think I blinked and missed it. But not the Final Countdown.
Oooh, a late note. You guys know how I feel about the late notes. *chittering* You sure it's that good? *crinkling* BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! Seems Scherbatsky and Fraser made out but failed to have sex in the bathroom. Boo, New Year got you down?
Brooke: They didn't try hard enough. Does that mean all the talking's over?
Barney: Yes, ignore any squirrels with paper starting now.
Brooke: ...Though maybe we should get away from the squirrels with paper before they start all that writing again?
Barney: I like the way you think, Brooke. You know, I've got a great hotel room with 24-hour room service...
Brooke: Then I think we should get to it. Night, Fandom!
Barney: Ni- *dead air*