fandom_radio | Fandom HIgh Radio :: Friday, October 10th, Part II.

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Homecoming Carnival

At the carnival, many people had concessions, the kind where their nutritional value is in direct opposite relation to their tastiness. Billy either called Tori a beach bum, or told her she had a nice bum, I'm not sure, but RAWR either way! Liir treated Penelope to some cotton candy, awwwww, and Billy bumped into her. Literally, I wonder? RAWR! Either way, Billy then confused Kaylee when he commented on her cotton candy. And Sokka threatened Rodney with citrus candy, because Sokka is mean!

John and Aeryn brought their baaaaaaby, aaawww! And they introduced the baaaaaaby to Mister Skywalker and talked about his baby-to-be! Mister Skywalker also suggested a hamster ball for the baby. I am now very worried that Mister Skywalker is going to be a parent. Again. Or something. I don't know; who can honestly really figure out that family, anyway? *hic* Rory got all coo-ey and talked with Aeryn about baaaby names.

Aeryn and Isabel caught up, and Luke and Jo talked about how Ben is kind of doofy looking. *cough*runs in the family*cough*.

*hic*

Luke also talked with Gavin, teasin' each other and talking about old nememesisesesises. RAWR! Luke asked if Sam was dumb, which, oh my god, no he isn't! And he has very nice hair! Better hair than Luke! Like, RAWR worthy hair, even if you can't see it because he's too tall! Jaina and Luke went with the classic Fandom Wacky topic, and Rikku tackled him to talk about stup-- NOT stupid Sam! And emo things. *hic* And Billy said hi to Luke as well.

Isabel and Piper caught up, and Johnny and Ino not only established that there'd be dancing later, but he offered to heat up the water in her dunk tank. Awww, wow! That's actually really sweet, Johnny! Ino also talked to Liir about dunking and dancing, and Billy said hi to her.

Meanwhile, Seely was promptly glomped by one funnel-cake eating Aravis.

Johnny continued to be sweet in offering to take Hinata on the Ferris Wheel, and Luke and Rory talked about a lot of things, and did some Jedi hocus-pocus and they established Mister Skywalker is crazy. Well, duh. Oh, and Rory and Jess were all awwwwwkwaaaaaard toooortious! Notice how I didn't say Turtle? Because that would be weird! Heeeeee. Anyway, Rodney and Tosh sat together, aww, and Billy confused Buffy just like he confused Kaylee.

John and Rodney weren't sure about the stability of the ferris wheel, but Hinata and Johnny had no problem-o! Tori and Billy marveled over the normalcy. There were other rides, too, like a carosel and a Tilt-a-Whirl which made Sokka puke, bwa ha ha!, and a swing ride that Rikku really enjoyed. There was a Fun House and a Tunnel of Looooooove where Ned and Kaylee were SOCUTE! OH EM GEE. And bumper cars with JacK, Sokka, and Amber and the Captain. Hinata checked out the House of Mirrors, where Sokka got lost, and there was a Bean bag toss and Chad contemplated the Whack-a-gremlin game; Uh, Chad? You're supposed to play games not contemplate them! Rikku, Billy, and Jack all had a hand at the strength test, which, really, that's what Chad should be playing! At target practice, Jack, Billy, and the Captain got some shots in and Ben and Luke were all awkward tortoises. Amber checked out the duck pond and there were also sand sculptures and jousting and a mud pit!

I'm actually surprised that last one didn't get more usage. RAWR! *giggles* Probably because people were too busy at the kissing booths! Amber got kisses on the cheek from Hannibal and Peyton got a kiss from him too. As well as efforts to hook him up with his roommate, rawr! Gwen and Hoshi Joan and Helen were there for kissy with Hannibal, too, and Teddy mocked him for being a cheerleader and short, ha ha ha ha ha! Good one, Teddy! Apparently, Chuck's boykissy with Hannibal was creepy, but Ronan's was not. Ronan also visited Romeo's booth; Rikku got a kiss, 'posse be damned,' whatever that means. RAWR! At Dojima's booth, Romeo and Ronan teased and flirted their way into kisses, but Jack was not as well recieved. Rikku wondered what might happen if she and Dojima kissed and all I have to say for that is RAWR!!!! Sokka just wondered if Romeo was aware of Dojima's little kissyface booth. Gwen had a booth and insulted Sokka with her breath mints, but not enough that he still didn't kiss him, and Dean had a booth, and Dean got kissies from Angela and Penelope and Gwen and Meg and Helena and Peyton and Dawn and the 1998 Denver Broncos. Brooke had a booth, too, and Peyton was all WHYYYYYY? Well, I might have been in one, too, but I have a boyfriend, and I only like kissing him, and just you wait until I get back, Jeff, you are going to be kissed so much, that it'll show all these people! Rawr! *giggles* Anyway, Lucas, Harvey, Sokka, and Jess all lined up to kiss Brooke.

Toby had him a booth and Hannibal and Helen cashed in on that. Toby and Helen took advantage of Harvey's booth, and, man, so would I, if I didn't have a boyfriend. Mmmm, Harv--

I mean! Where was I? Er, um, right, notes! Ahem. Summer's booth was visited by a Chirs who wondered if she was made at him, and an Annja who got pics of Savannah and Summer girlkissy that will show up online in a week. Billy and Sokka also got a kiss.

*hic*

Savannah's booth gets visted by Johnny and Angela who thinks this is better than dunking. That almost sounds dirty. Anyway, Billy, too, got a kiss, and, you guessed it, Sokka. At Molly's booth, Dor got some awkward kissy, awwww! And some bingo-kissy from Sokka. Wait, what? And no one wants to kiss crazy head guy, and Sokka laughed at him, the jerk. Lucas and Jack and Billy wanted to get kisses from crazy head girl, though! Rawr, Naomi! Rawr! Sokka spared her the torture of kissing him, though.

Toby, Ronan, and Helen all got kisses from Liir, but only Amber got make out time and petting. But doesn't Amber ha-- Uh-oooooooooh. Anyway, Bad Alice lived up to her name in her booth with Hannibal and Dojima asked about her sign. It's a kissing booth, Dojima, do you really need a cheesy pick up line? Jack and Billy amd Sokka got Alice kisses, too!

RAWR!

There were dunking booths, of course, and Constable Fraser was among the dunkee's. Mister Cable made some small talk with the Constable before dunking him good. The Captain wondered if the Constable signed up for this before dunking him, and Robin-not-a-frog got in some flirting before dunking him. John with the hair debated on whether or not to dunk Mister Skywalker, and decided for! Good man! Adam boggled and Jess was just a bit too happy to see Mister Skywalker in a dunk tank. Rory found the dunking rather cathartic (what does that word mean?), and Sam was just confused. Billy, too, because he staaaaared. Sokka thought it might be a Jedi mind trick. Mister Deadpool was politely dunked by Constable Fraser, and Mister Cable was more openly evil about it. Robin-not-a-frog, too! Sokka taunted him, which, yeah, that's smart, Sokka. Jaye tried her darnest to dunk Mister Deadpool, and Rikku tried to bribe him. Billy staaaared some more. Mister Bond was there to be dunked, and Johnny was dunked by Savannah with flirting and Chris with maaaaagic. Lois and Chloe established that they were related, and Billy played with a ball. Ino had her water warmed by Johnny, who I now realize only did it to lure Ino into a threesome, ohmygod, and then Ichigo flirted with her. Robin dunked her...I'm not sure if that's frog, or not-a-frog. Anyway, Cal both taunted AND dunked Ino. A lot. Annja got sympathy from Adam, since she apparently didn't sign up for dunking.

Katina had Ronan lording over her, and Ichigo kind of sucks at throwing for a while, but when he succeeds, Katina's pretty not happy, oh em gee. Chad got dunked by Teddy; Sokka also made the effort to take the big guy down. John with the hair defied Jaina's threats of death and no-sex, and Adam, Dick and Miss Bennett also had dunk tanks, and Adam was dunked by , but the Captain wouldn't dunk Miss Bennett, because it's rude to dunk a lady. Awww! Sokka also felt bad, until Miss Bennett started mocking his aim. Okay. I like her. A lot. Alex was just kind of surprised to see her there. Over at Sam's dunk tank, John with the baby talked about his baby before dunkage, and Tori caught up; Dawn was DOING IT WRONG by throwing baseballs at Sam, and Mister Winchester brought Grace around to help dunk, awwww.

In the pie tossing arena, Jack got Mister Tennant, and Principal Winchester was a really popular one, of course! The Captain, Billy, Sokka, and Dean all took advantage of guilt-free principal pie-ing. Mister Dex the Commie got hit by Gwen and Sokka, while Savannah so didn't see him there, really! Hannibal did, though! Rodney spazzed, though. Somehow I'm not surprised. Mister Erikson was pied by Constable Fraser and the Captain got pie-smacked by Miss Garrett and Jack.

Despite feeling back about throwing pies, Ned still landed one on Hurley, and so did Hoshi. Billy wanted to know what was Hurley's favorite kind. Jamie was there to get pie-ed, and Sokka got him twice and he's still not satisfied, and I'm sad I missed that, but Temari and Rikku made up for it.

And then there was me! G'Kar, Billy, Sokka, and Alice all took advantage of a kick-free pie-ing offer! Amber and Mister Ryan also offered themselves to the duty of pie, Amber falling to Sokka's fiendish wrath...

*chittering, door opening*

Turtle: Squirrels! You're back! Did you find someo-- *sudden, almost ear-piercingly excited squeal* DOR!

Dor: Hi, Turtle. I didn't know the squirrels here could be this... pushy. What's this thing?

Radio: I'm a freaking radio, dumbass. And the squirrels brought you here to read since Miss-can't-hold-her-booze is in the cups.

Turtle: Radio! You could radio, Radio, now that Dor's here and you can taaaaaaaalk! *giggles*

Radio: I can't read, you boozed up floozy.

Turtle:....oh. That's right. Dor! You can help me now that you're here, right? Please? I need help reading all these notes there's soooooooo many and I gotta get them finished because Jeff is waiting for me to come back and rawr.

Dor: Rawr?

Radio: She means jump his *BEEP*

Turtle: OHMYGOD, Radio, you have a dirty circuit board! Never you mind that, Dor, here, just take these notes and read them and you will be my best friend for eeeeeeeever!

Dor: Um. Sure. Okay. Right then. Okay Mr. Radio! Let's start talking about homecoming!

Radio: Don't call me mister. People showed up, People had their picture taken, they ate food, they danced, they made out in a non-dirty fashion in the corner and the Chaperones were complete failures when the punch got spiked. Again.

Dor: That's not a lot compared to the amount of notes the squirrels gave us.

Radio: Squirrels are too damn nosy. Then afterwards everyone when home and *BEEEEEP*

Dor: What was that?

Radio: The censor. Stupid *BEEP*ing thing. Just read the *BEEP* damn notes.

Dor: Okay! First everyone arrived.

Radio: I said that.

Dor: First there was Ender and Toby. Toby seemed very happy about being there with Ender though he seemed less enthused. Jeff and Turtle seemed to be excited about punch.

Radio: The lushes.

Dor: Romeo and Yurika arrived together and seemed to be ready to party. Ronan and Romeo then exchanged flowery greetings and talked about wearing masks. Angela Montenegro was in a good mood and told Peyton it was because it was both her birthday- Happy Birthday Angela! - and homecoming. Cal and Amber discussed rolling around in the hay. Hey maybe you could do that with Jan! I bet he'd like to roll around in the hay. Unicorns probably like that stuff.

Radio: Boy you're not much for euphenisms are you?

Dor: You-pha-what?

Radio: Keep reading.

Dor: Ino and Ichigo seemed to communicate silently with each other when they arrived before Romeo complimented Ino on her dress, Lana gave Ino a giant hug and Liir and Ino waved at each other. Teddy and Chad arrived and talked about glitter for quite a bit. Lois arrived on her own and apparently looked damn good a fact which John Sheppard and Billy confirmed. Chuck was apparently bored while Peyton seemed uncertain andHelen seemed awkward. Jack and Naomi arrived together but apparently were both stags. Tori was also on her own and met up with Billy. Hanninbal also arrived on his own and talked with Ronan. Hoshi and Tosh arrived together as did Kevin and Lucas, Rory and Anakin and Rikku and Reno. Sokka swapped spit... Ew.... with Mel who was later hugged by Rikku.

Radio: Geez. That girl hugs everyone

Dor: What's wrong with that?

Radio: Constant cheerfulness clogs the airwaves.

Dor: Oh. Agnes was there in a nifty hat. Marco had a Hawaiian shirt and a girl name Joan that seemed to have something involved with BOOTS. I'm not sure what that means but... Okay. Alex was reportedly cute while Veronica checked out the decorations. Tony and Andrew decide not to roll in the hay-

Radio: Prudes.

Dor: Due to allergy reasons. Piper and Lindsay arrived as did Robin and Fraser. Buffy was there as was Brooke who chatted with Peyton and Romeo Johnny and Savannah talk about the kissing booth while Dawn got huggy with Luke, Rikku and Mel and Dean while Chuck called her Georgie. In other huggy news, Ronan was glomped by Isabel while Harvey was in a cool suit. Phobe arrived with Cole and Anders and got chatted up by Eve. Eric arrived and looked for Lyn while Liz went stag. How many deer come to dance.

Radio: Jeez you're a dork.

Dor: There's no "k" It's spelled D-

Radio: For the love of God. Keep reading or you'll be here all night.

Dor: Jaina and John were cute together while Dean gave Meg the once over. Jenny shared a cigaretted with Ronan while Lion-O was happy to be in a suit and Z was in a yellow dress. Summer teased Chris, while Kaylee's shoes helped her be as big as Ned, Peter and Zero discussed their non-student status and Dick and Ella were confused by the theme. What theme was that?

Radio: Teenagers with hormones talk a lot.

Dor: That'd confuse me too.

Radio: Shut up and read.

Dor: How can I shut up and-

Radio: JUST READ!

Dor: Jaye was in a corner while Eve met up with Adam and Lana hung out with Shawn. Susan arrived wearing a crown and Penelope showed up with Liir. Eve told Penelope how nice she looked, Joan told her "Hi!" and Peyton gave her a hug and Billy arrived.

Wow! That was some dance!

Radio: That was just people arriving. Keep reading.

Dor: Oh crud. Turtle? Did you know how much there was to read? Turtle?

Turtle: ZZZZZZZZZ... *grumble mutter* Not now, Nana.

Dor: Looks like it's just you and me, Mr. Radio!

Radio: Shaddup and read.

Dor: Right! Then people had pictures taken! Andrey and Tony, Johnny and Savannah, and Sokka and Mel chose the sign post setting while Murdock and Abby chose the butte and Ino and Ichigo, Rory and Anakin, Marco and Joan chose the boots. And Toby and Ender, Romeo and Yurika, Kaylee and Ned, Jaina and John all chose the horse setting.

*coughs* Is there anything to drink around here?

Radio: Rum.

Dor: What about just some water?

Radio: WE HAVE RUM! THAT'S IT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Dor: Okay! I'll have rum! Sorry! And then People ate. Ino and Ichigo were still with the non-talking thing while Cal checked out the spread. Ichigo focused on eating while Hannibal ran into a hiding Ender. Amber checked out the crowd while Alice talked with Murdock and Toby checked out guys. Angela loitered with Ichigo while Tori got punch, Piper checked out the dance, Helen got food and Marty and Angela showed off their baby girl. Isabel and Sam discussed genderswapping and then got glomped by Meg while Liz got punch. Ronan and Hannibal talk over drinks, Z and Tori reunite, Hoshi and Tosh talk sushi, Ino had bouncy cheese, Johnny hugged Isabel while Peter mourned with Isabel about the lack of snark corner before Zero and Peter had punch and Jaye wanted to fling her cup at Peter.

Turtle? You awake yet?

Turtle: *muttering* jus'...jus' five more minutes.

Dor: *sighs*

Radio: WILL YOU STOP THIS AND JUST READ THE DAMN NOTES?

Dor: Fine! On the dance floor, Toby apparently hurt himself because he busted his moves, Ronan and Jenny apparently had knives as they cut a rug, Romeo and Ino skipped over a fantastic light, Ella and Dick did something called a boogie andJohn and Jaina were lost in each other eyes. Which begs to wonder how they got into each other's eyes but-

Radio: It's a freakin' metaphor. Keep reading dummy.

Dor: Kaylee and Ned brought little booties to homecoming because they both shook them. Liir got down and funky with Ino and Penelope while Abby and Murdock, Luke and Dawn strutted their stuff.

Over in the shadowy corner, Ender was hiding but got found by Ben. Hannibal lurked with Ino while Agnes watched, http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/3202012.html?thread=134899932#t134899932">Veronica chilled with Dick, Alex fashion watched and Chuck lurked with Eric. Lucas and Kevin got cosy together, Hinata kind of watched the dance, Romeo forgot something and Jenny kept an eye on the punch bowl.

Then there were chaperones who were apparently being very adult-like. Bond was besuited while Tyler met up with Peter. Minsc and Eliza got to know each other while Abby showed off her good taste in clothing. Mike and Murdock discussed the punch while Ghanima and Bond tried to think of ways to make the students behave.

Radio: Ha. Good luck.

Dor: Anakin talked with Ino and Peter. Murdock kept a watchful eye on the students, Ino complimented Eliza's gloves while Peter admired the decorations and Deadpool wore jammies.

And then The Royal Court was announced and then they all danced. Congratulations to Lee, Toby, Teddy, Rikku, Brooke, Angela, Hannibal, Ino, Cal, Liir, Blysse and Ender!

This was followed by More Mingling! Troy and Mike caught up while Adam said hello and Toby flailed at Lee. Parker was greeted by Isabel, horrified by Zero's shoes and caught up with Billy. Francine and Jess talk fashion while Sam and Peter flirted, Peter and Peyton waved at each other, Jamie and Temari arrived late due to pie and Lee and Adah were all disheveled. Possibly because they were in the library. There is nothing to confirm that however.

Then there were more refreshments... apparently now with alcohol added. Parker said hello to Ronan while Tony noted that Ronan was all sparkly. Logan seemed to be throwing flirty looks at Chuck while Hoshi told Turtle she did a good job on the dance. Romeo thanked Chuck for the "improved" punch and discussed leaving a tip with Yurika while Jamie told Temari that it was now pretty strong.

In the dark shadowy corner, Hoshi talked to Ned about cooking, Bel and Phoebe smooched and Cal didn't recognize Temari. Must have been all that pie.

And over at the dance floor, Dick told Veronica that he was a dancing queen, Cole and Phoebe did something with a Rock Lobster, Andrew asked Tony if he could lead and Johnny and Isabel danced to bad-

Turtle: ...I'M UP! I...*hic* Oh, hi, Dor, what are you-- OHMYGOD, RADIO! I feel asleep! I...

Dor: and I understand why everyone on radio drinks rum.

Radio: God knows I wish I could.

Turtle: It's usually not this bad! *hic* And, Radio, you can't drink, you'll short circuit!

Dor: Then I'm drinking the entire bottle. Here you can finish up this bit about the teachers...

Turtle: Hm? Oh! Can do! Did you...actually read all that while I was....eerm, resting my eyes there?

Dor: Well...

Radio: READ THE DAMN NOTES PEOPLE!

Turtle: Okay. Ahem. Sorry about that, folks. Thank you, Dor. Thank you, Radio. There are still some notes, so, let's see. Oh, chaperones! They were still there, even if I don't think they did a very good job of certain aspects *giggle* Mister Deadpool tells Constable Fraser about ogling his girlfri--Okay, I don't need to read any more of that, I just woke up! Mister Petrilli and Lana caught up and he had some suggestions for her to make some friends at college; of course he did! He's Mister Petrilli and therefor awesome!

*hic*

And that's it! We're done, Dor, we're done!

Dor: *hic* This rum? Very, very, very good stuff.

Radio: For the love of God. Don't throw up on me. And while I'm at it I have some other things to say about you people and your special events...

Dor: Oh boy.

Turtle: ...I think we better get out of here, Dor. And fast!

Radio: First? Next time you all turn into kids: No cookies in the damn studio! And wash you *BEEP*ing hands!

Dor: Is there an off switch?

Radio: And if you think you're being funny by being naked in the studio? Honestly I don't want to see it. Keep it clothed people!

Turtle: EW! Who would want to see that? I mean....Off switch! There, Dor, there! Ge-- *hic* -t it!

Radio: No! Wait! I have a twenty minute rant about the use of glitter! And why people need to stop spitting into my micro-

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Fandom HIgh Radio :: Friday, October 10th, Part II.

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