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Fandom Radio [Saturday, July 19]
*sounds of a struggle*
No! Bad midget pirate! That is my rum! I do this radio thing in exchange for copious amounts of free liquor and I am not sharing.
*sounds of tiny pirate Yaring*shh, I don't do pirate talk
Do you read? Because I will give you this job. Uh huh, I see how it is. Capped out in kindergarten, huh?
Ahem! Okay Fandom, what's with the pirates? Is this about Marshall and Lily? Were they unable to get the rental fees back from those costumes or something? I am erecting (hee!) a paper fort around the rum. Let's see if midget pirate can break through that with his wee sword!
School, where there should not be weekend notes!
Okay, someone needs to give this Mac kid a purpose in live other than going to the library on a Saturday. *shuffling of papers* What do you mean she wasn't alone. Oh Barnabus Stinson III visited her? Are we sure Mac's a her? Still sounds like a computer to me. I don't put cyber sex past the grandson. What's that? Do I hear the sound of a virgin crying? Who needs doves.
Dorms, where someday Ron can hope to get laid
Certainly not Johnny Storm who was knock, knock, knockin' on his own door...looking like a wharf? Strange thing to turn into, kid. Maybe you should hang with Katara and the world's ugliest cat as it seems Chad is Kaylee or something. I feel I have missed something crucial as Kaylee is using Chad's height to decorate her room and weirding out Ned. So it's a two-for one sort of deal.
In piratical news, Al's horse was almost stolen by the tiny pirates. Probably not this one as it's not all that capable-looking. It's paper, dude. PAPER!
In much more interesting news, Inara was getting a feel for Amber's body in the common room. I don't know that the boys of Fandom would require that I read more. Let's have a moment of silence for Amber and Inara.
*dead air*
And we're back. Everyone refreshed? Here's a cap of rum for you, midget pirate. So, Gwen in Andros' body...wait, doesn't that work the other way?, had tea with Inara who didn't know if Amber knew the boy. Fisherman's Wharf was around for more prune juice in Johnny's body...what? He offered Gwen some prune juice and is apparently a pusher of fiber. MarcO who was in Toby - but come on, who hasn't been? - knew Amber but Inara told him how she wasn't really Amber. And why can't Amber speak for herself? I'm all for the lady lovin' don't get me wrong, but let a girl speak!
Jack went for a walk with Hinata's body. That sounds unendingly dirty and wrong. Especially as I'm told he was later confused about it and ended up on the roof. No jumping, kid. Save it for sweeps.
In another Common Room, Bumblebee was distressed and hungry and the squirrels are distressed because apparently he was or had Tail-a. I'm not sure here. *squirrels chittering* Okay, so where's Tail-a then? Oh, it seems Tail-a stopped in with Bumblebee's body and OH! I see, they switched. *happy chittering* Wait, on purpose? Huh, I bet the dudes getting chick bodies weren't seen outside of their rooms. What? JUST SAYING!
Okay, so it seems Jack was IN Hinata's body and lost because he didn't get the part where he had boobs to mess around with now and instead made Bumblebee a sandwich. So does that mean cooking is comes with the boobs? they sure seem to have a lot of power, because those boobs made Sam Witwicky hit on his own car. Niiiiice.
Jack was shocked by the whole Tail-a/Bumblebee thing, and Sam recognized Tail-a as his car. Andros joined Jack in the confusion arena.
Out on the deck there was nudity. Hannibal? Sucky name, but let's make sure we keep things gratuitous, alright? Alec helped him out with the chatty. While Gladys acted the part of a boat for midget pirates. Give 'em rum, it seems to keep them quiet. Or possibly dead. *pause for poking* No, just sleeping it off.
In dirtier news, it seems Al went out for a booty call to Evey's room. Good going, kid. Just try not to stay the night. They get all clingy.
Oooh, party at the end of the causeway for Liir's birthday. Liir was confused about the whole birthday celebration thing until Ino reminded him. Was he still drunk from the pre-party yesterday? Because I can understand that happening. *cough* Scherbatsky. Ino and Michael discussed his brain swappage, Liir didn't know who Michael is, and Lana was worried it'll be weird for her to go along before wishing Liir a happy birthday. Amber who was done with Inara, apologizes to Ino, and is glad to see Liir who tells her she's always beautiful. Good start sowing the seeds there, Liir.
*Sound of a door being smashed in*
Worf: Where is the broadcaster for this news broadcast? I must have words with him. I am neither a pier nor a fiber pusher.
Barney: Um... *points to midget pirate* TOTALLY HIM!
Worf: He's not even close to the microphone.
Barney: Huh. Look at that, um, I blame the squirrels. You know, they really don't write very nice things in these notes. We should have someone look into that. *emphatic nodding*
Worf: And yet you still read them. Surely you have a better excuse than that.
Barney: True. I should stop doing that. OH OH! I could leave, yes. And you, you could punish the squirrels for making up such terrible lies about you and that prune juice.
Worf: ... Prune juice is a healthy addition to a balanced breakfast. I suggest you leave now and partake of some.
Barney: Yes! Thank you. I'll stop by the store on the way. It's heart and colon healthy!
*sound of broken door being stepped over*
Worf: Attention Fandom. This is Worf. Son of Mogh. I am now taking over the broadcast. I will attempt to relay information that is only the truth. If I find it to be lacking I will state so. Let's begin, shall we?
Town
Up on the roof Mohinder received a phone call. I highly advise you to get your calls at a more stable position. A roof top is too high off the ground and humans can be damaged severely if thrown off.
And for the benefit of everyone on the island, Igor returned everyone to their appropriate bodies. I can't even begin to tell you what a relief that is. I would have told Adah in the results gathering phase but I chose not to participate.
Meanwhile Fraser tried to hide from someone who was not a frog in his office. Perhaps a better place would be where you are not supposed to be, Mr. Fraser. If you need assistance in being stealthy, I would happily provide instruction.
Arashi was busy with cheese and eggs. As well as flour and something about Wade and a bed and there appears to be something written in the margin. I believe the word is "Dirty!" but since it was written by a member of the rodent family I'm sure it is unreliable.
*thunk*
Throw another acorn at me and you die a horrible death. Our illustrious Vice Principal, who we are all supposed to know, went on a stroll with Tony Stark.
There is another note that says "Impending dirtyness" which I doubt will occur. Our Vice Principal is an upstanding woman and her ethics should not be questioned by a rodent who gets paid in nuts.
*thunk*
Once more. That's all it takes. You have been warned, rodent.
Stan was wasting time while Mohinder went for ice cream. Bridge stopped some wee pirates from looting Stark Industries. Mr. Stark attempted to use repulsor technology on the pirates while Z complained about the attempted theft of her earrings.
Over at the hotel, Viki was in Turtle's body and Stan was looking for Mary. Who was not in the lobby. Over at Pizza Planet, Jen was doing somersaults which I do not recommend doing in the workplace. It could lead to an accident or the possible contamination of food. I thereby ask that everyone avoid Pizza Planet until the Health Inspectors make a complete inspection of the facility and guarantee it free of somersaults .
Toby was at Pixie Dust and perplexed about being Hispanic. Lee came by and his girlfriend was accused of body snatching.
Turtle who looked like Viki was at Turtle and Canary. Jeff was amazed by her breasts while Marco complained about not being Hispanic. Jack who was currently a girl bought a Squishy and then was manipulated by the store owner into buying a gift basket. Then a woman impersonating an officer of the Canadian law entered the store and then made the owner guess who she really was. Clever disguise. And illegal.
Kevin spent his day staring at art, while Fai watched Mokona inhale pirates at his restaurant. Most likely another violation of the health code here on the island. I recommend finding other places to eat, fellow citizens.
Over at the clinic, Adah reviewed her notes while a nurse took over in the evening.
Jaye arrived at Caritas late due to a pirate problem. She then corrupted the young by giving Ned a drink while Ronan chilled.
That is the completion of this broadcast. All items mentioned here are highly suspect due to the fact that a bunch of rodents with fluffy tails wrote them down. Their spelling was horrible and apparently they are keeping tabs on a girl called Teyla. Ms. Teyla, I high recommend that you get a restraining order from this bunch of vermin.
*outraged chittering*
*thunk*
You were warned. Now... you die.
*click*
*static*
[OOC: Tons of love to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sonofmogh who saved my soul and won my heart!]
No! Bad midget pirate! That is my rum! I do this radio thing in exchange for copious amounts of free liquor and I am not sharing.
*sounds of tiny pirate Yaring*
Do you read? Because I will give you this job. Uh huh, I see how it is. Capped out in kindergarten, huh?
Ahem! Okay Fandom, what's with the pirates? Is this about Marshall and Lily? Were they unable to get the rental fees back from those costumes or something? I am erecting (hee!) a paper fort around the rum. Let's see if midget pirate can break through that with his wee sword!
School, where there should not be weekend notes!
Okay, someone needs to give this Mac kid a purpose in live other than going to the library on a Saturday. *shuffling of papers* What do you mean she wasn't alone. Oh Barnabus Stinson III visited her? Are we sure Mac's a her? Still sounds like a computer to me. I don't put cyber sex past the grandson. What's that? Do I hear the sound of a virgin crying? Who needs doves.
Dorms, where someday Ron can hope to get laid
Certainly not Johnny Storm who was knock, knock, knockin' on his own door...looking like a wharf? Strange thing to turn into, kid. Maybe you should hang with Katara and the world's ugliest cat as it seems Chad is Kaylee or something. I feel I have missed something crucial as Kaylee is using Chad's height to decorate her room and weirding out Ned. So it's a two-for one sort of deal.
In piratical news, Al's horse was almost stolen by the tiny pirates. Probably not this one as it's not all that capable-looking. It's paper, dude. PAPER!
In much more interesting news, Inara was getting a feel for Amber's body in the common room. I don't know that the boys of Fandom would require that I read more. Let's have a moment of silence for Amber and Inara.
*dead air*
And we're back. Everyone refreshed? Here's a cap of rum for you, midget pirate. So, Gwen in Andros' body...wait, doesn't that work the other way?, had tea with Inara who didn't know if Amber knew the boy. Fisherman's Wharf was around for more prune juice in Johnny's body...what? He offered Gwen some prune juice and is apparently a pusher of fiber. MarcO who was in Toby - but come on, who hasn't been? - knew Amber but Inara told him how she wasn't really Amber. And why can't Amber speak for herself? I'm all for the lady lovin' don't get me wrong, but let a girl speak!
Jack went for a walk with Hinata's body. That sounds unendingly dirty and wrong. Especially as I'm told he was later confused about it and ended up on the roof. No jumping, kid. Save it for sweeps.
In another Common Room, Bumblebee was distressed and hungry and the squirrels are distressed because apparently he was or had Tail-a. I'm not sure here. *squirrels chittering* Okay, so where's Tail-a then? Oh, it seems Tail-a stopped in with Bumblebee's body and OH! I see, they switched. *happy chittering* Wait, on purpose? Huh, I bet the dudes getting chick bodies weren't seen outside of their rooms. What? JUST SAYING!
Okay, so it seems Jack was IN Hinata's body and lost because he didn't get the part where he had boobs to mess around with now and instead made Bumblebee a sandwich. So does that mean cooking is comes with the boobs? they sure seem to have a lot of power, because those boobs made Sam Witwicky hit on his own car. Niiiiice.
Jack was shocked by the whole Tail-a/Bumblebee thing, and Sam recognized Tail-a as his car. Andros joined Jack in the confusion arena.
Out on the deck there was nudity. Hannibal? Sucky name, but let's make sure we keep things gratuitous, alright? Alec helped him out with the chatty. While Gladys acted the part of a boat for midget pirates. Give 'em rum, it seems to keep them quiet. Or possibly dead. *pause for poking* No, just sleeping it off.
In dirtier news, it seems Al went out for a booty call to Evey's room. Good going, kid. Just try not to stay the night. They get all clingy.
Oooh, party at the end of the causeway for Liir's birthday. Liir was confused about the whole birthday celebration thing until Ino reminded him. Was he still drunk from the pre-party yesterday? Because I can understand that happening. *cough* Scherbatsky. Ino and Michael discussed his brain swappage, Liir didn't know who Michael is, and Lana was worried it'll be weird for her to go along before wishing Liir a happy birthday. Amber who was done with Inara, apologizes to Ino, and is glad to see Liir who tells her she's always beautiful. Good start sowing the seeds there, Liir.
*Sound of a door being smashed in*
Worf: Where is the broadcaster for this news broadcast? I must have words with him. I am neither a pier nor a fiber pusher.
Barney: Um... *points to midget pirate* TOTALLY HIM!
Worf: He's not even close to the microphone.
Barney: Huh. Look at that, um, I blame the squirrels. You know, they really don't write very nice things in these notes. We should have someone look into that. *emphatic nodding*
Worf: And yet you still read them. Surely you have a better excuse than that.
Barney: True. I should stop doing that. OH OH! I could leave, yes. And you, you could punish the squirrels for making up such terrible lies about you and that prune juice.
Worf: ... Prune juice is a healthy addition to a balanced breakfast. I suggest you leave now and partake of some.
Barney: Yes! Thank you. I'll stop by the store on the way. It's heart and colon healthy!
*sound of broken door being stepped over*
Worf: Attention Fandom. This is Worf. Son of Mogh. I am now taking over the broadcast. I will attempt to relay information that is only the truth. If I find it to be lacking I will state so. Let's begin, shall we?
Town
Up on the roof Mohinder received a phone call. I highly advise you to get your calls at a more stable position. A roof top is too high off the ground and humans can be damaged severely if thrown off.
And for the benefit of everyone on the island, Igor returned everyone to their appropriate bodies. I can't even begin to tell you what a relief that is. I would have told Adah in the results gathering phase but I chose not to participate.
Meanwhile Fraser tried to hide from someone who was not a frog in his office. Perhaps a better place would be where you are not supposed to be, Mr. Fraser. If you need assistance in being stealthy, I would happily provide instruction.
Arashi was busy with cheese and eggs. As well as flour and something about Wade and a bed and there appears to be something written in the margin. I believe the word is "Dirty!" but since it was written by a member of the rodent family I'm sure it is unreliable.
*thunk*
Throw another acorn at me and you die a horrible death. Our illustrious Vice Principal, who we are all supposed to know, went on a stroll with Tony Stark.
There is another note that says "Impending dirtyness" which I doubt will occur. Our Vice Principal is an upstanding woman and her ethics should not be questioned by a rodent who gets paid in nuts.
*thunk*
Once more. That's all it takes. You have been warned, rodent.
Stan was wasting time while Mohinder went for ice cream. Bridge stopped some wee pirates from looting Stark Industries. Mr. Stark attempted to use repulsor technology on the pirates while Z complained about the attempted theft of her earrings.
Over at the hotel, Viki was in Turtle's body and Stan was looking for Mary. Who was not in the lobby. Over at Pizza Planet, Jen was doing somersaults which I do not recommend doing in the workplace. It could lead to an accident or the possible contamination of food. I thereby ask that everyone avoid Pizza Planet until the Health Inspectors make a complete inspection of the facility and guarantee it free of somersaults .
Toby was at Pixie Dust and perplexed about being Hispanic. Lee came by and his girlfriend was accused of body snatching.
Turtle who looked like Viki was at Turtle and Canary. Jeff was amazed by her breasts while Marco complained about not being Hispanic. Jack who was currently a girl bought a Squishy and then was manipulated by the store owner into buying a gift basket. Then a woman impersonating an officer of the Canadian law entered the store and then made the owner guess who she really was. Clever disguise. And illegal.
Kevin spent his day staring at art, while Fai watched Mokona inhale pirates at his restaurant. Most likely another violation of the health code here on the island. I recommend finding other places to eat, fellow citizens.
Over at the clinic, Adah reviewed her notes while a nurse took over in the evening.
Jaye arrived at Caritas late due to a pirate problem. She then corrupted the young by giving Ned a drink while Ronan chilled.
That is the completion of this broadcast. All items mentioned here are highly suspect due to the fact that a bunch of rodents with fluffy tails wrote them down. Their spelling was horrible and apparently they are keeping tabs on a girl called Teyla. Ms. Teyla, I high recommend that you get a restraining order from this bunch of vermin.
*outraged chittering*
*thunk*
You were warned. Now... you die.
*click*
*static*
[OOC: Tons of love to
sonofmogh who saved my soul and won my heart!]