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Fandom Radio :: Friday, July 18th.
Good evening, Fellow Fandomites! Don't adjust your dial! I know it doesn't sound like me, but I swear to you, this is the one, the only Turtle Wexler, broadcasting to you all the news of the day from WTFH Radio! I'm just currently in Viki's body. It's kind of awesome. My hair's long enough to make a wicked braid out of and I've got fantastic boobs...
...Okay, I probably shouldn't have talked about Viki's boobs to the entire island. Sorry Viki!
...oh, who'm I kidding? You'll probably forget I said that in about two seconds. Let's get to the news!
SCHOOL
Mister Cannon rocks a purple shirt during his office hours. Karal opened the library, and a tired Liir brought him food. Speaking of food, Cal and Ender and Temari had lunch in the cafeteria; I'm happy to report that they're still alive. Cal and Ender were very industrious and talked about alternate uses for the food, and Ender and Temari stared at each other and then talked about staring. Wow. That is just...fascinating, guys, really. And the office staff wasn't happy about the purple rain; the squirrels say that's evil. I tell them, of course they're evil, they have the moose among them.
In news of classes, Living on your Own talked about places to live, which makes sense, really. Cal and Amber passed notes when they should have been listening, and then everyone went through some scenarios with bad roommates, which I'm happy to say I've never had unless you count one of your roommates being a blonde bimbo as one. I kind of do, actually, but anyway, speaking of blonde bimbos, Meg was there to TA.
...JUST JOKING, Meg! Please don't glitter my room again. Jeff would not appreciate that.
Summer Fitness, UGH, did swimming today, which...okay, maybe that's not too bad. They split up into good swimmers and bad swimmers; the good swimmers had to swim in their street clothes. Bwa ha ha ha ha! And then they did various different strokes, except Cal, who was all, wah, I can't swim.
Mad Scientists and How to Survive Them learned how to appease a mad scientist guy. My guess is either money or virgins. And, speaking of virgins, Gavin was there to TA.
...JUST JOKING, GAVIN! I have no idea, nor do I care to know, what the status of your virginity is, thank you.
Dean Jones substituted for Roving the Galaxy today. They went into the forest to communicate with shy little forest aliens, awwww. But why do I have the sneaking suspicion that they didn't say cute and shy for long? Or am I just showing my Fandom age here?
DORMS
Rodney searched the Web in his room, hopefully through sites that will not have any Feds knocking at his door. Eve who is Michael surprised her roommate Gwynn who didn't know who the heck she was and what she was doing in her room. Teddy and Chad who is Kaylee were jumping on the bed, probably getting mileage with a body that he could actually not break the bed with.
...and that was a lot dirtier than I intended. I apologize to all involved.
Helen was at the gym in skimpy clothing, which should be outlawed, in my opinion. Yes, for both males and females. You have clothes; wear them! Cassandra comes in to workout and meets the scantly-clad Helen and she gave her a tour of the gym. Next time, give her a tour of the clothing section of Turtle & Canary. Rodney grumblingly comes in to join Helen for a stretch and a run. Or a jog. Or, really, a burst of jog-like activity before getting winded. Meanwhile, at the gun range, Ino waited for Dōjima, who was...way to excited and chipper to be around firearms, seriously.
And, since the new deck was completed earlier, a torn toga party was thrown in celebration tonight! Hannibal and Brooke met. Whoop-de-do, welcome to two weeks ago. Teddy is glad to know that Hannibal is himself; I'd say that means Hannibal, and Teddy for that matter, since he's himself, too, are boring and unadventurous. This mind-swap thing's pretty fun. Cal is all confused because Inara is not Inara, but is actually Amber...
I have a feeling that this is going to be a very confusing report from here on in, so pay attention, people.
Teddy then makes fun of Chad who is Kaylee because he's all excited that the chairs don't creak when he sits in them anymore. Teddy also made Ned nervous when he went to talk to Kaylee, but got Chad in Kaylee's body instead. Cal warned Johnny who is Worf to avoid the prune juice. ...Doesn't that kind of go without saying as something you should do? Brooke and Chuck seem to think that his attempts toward a threesome makes for a good conversation that I'd want to report on. They are wrong. Lois and Ned enjoy the fire, and Ned provides yet another good reason why you should always bring a towel. Hoshi asked Johnny who is Worf more about something that I don't think Johnny would be able to understand even if he tried. And Gavin wonders if Inara has been hiding from him, but he doesn't realize that Inara is actually Amber. Excuse me a moment while I get the popcorn.
I will not, however, be getting popcorn for Blair and Chuck's discussion of orgies, ew. Marco who is Toby confused Lion-o like crazy in trying to explain that he's not Toby. Dōjima doesn't want to know why Cal has an inflatable tree. Believe me, no one does; oddly, the conversation makes me feel really uncomfortable. Huh. She also doesn't think she knows Teddy and sets to rectify that.
TOWN
Chad, who looks like my little sister Kaylee, which is weird because Chad is Jeff's big sister and it's a whole mess of incest right now, opened Groovy Tunes; I know it was Chad and not Kaylee because he had to explain it to a confused and weirded out Teddy. At the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, Rikku took a bunch of pictures of the purple rain, and Kaylee was still herself earlier today at Stark Industries. Mister Stinson hung out in the office over at the Atlas Gym, and Liir was having a bad day over at Book Haven. Savannah flipped through catalogues at Nast Sporting Goods and got a visit from Eve who is Michael who asked that Savannah never let her volunteer for an experiment again. Awwww. Spoilsport! Jen made the mistake of wearing white today for her shift at Pizza Planet, and the Community Project contined at the former Echolls Mansion, although it was mostly Bridge slacking and Bridge and Seely playing in the rain. Over at Luke's Diner, Ella also has an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction...because of the rain, you guys, uh, not like THAT.
And everyone got together today at Mister Igor's warehouse place for the mind-swap experiment. Up for the switching, we had Mister Tennant and Mister Suresh, Miss Garrett and Constable Fraser, Eve and Michael, Jack and Hinata, Teyla and Bumblebee, Chad and my little sister Kaylee who he better not do anything weird to!, Johnny and Worf, Inara and Amber, Andros and Gwen, me and Viki who better be treating me well!, Liz and Angela, and Marco and Toby. Adah had paperwork to be filled out about the whole thing; I attached to mine a legal disclaimer that will leave her absolutely destitute if I'm stuck like this.
Jamie and Temari hung out under an umbrella on the beach; for the sake of my stomach, I'm going to pretend that it was purely to keep out of the rain and for no other reason whatsoever.
Mister Donut's on duty at Caritas, and Ronan manned the desk at the clinic.
And that's all! Next week, you'll have your good old Turtle back. I'm going to go back to my room and probably freak my boyfriend out. Mwa ha ha.
Good night and have a prosperous tomorrow!
...Okay, I probably shouldn't have talked about Viki's boobs to the entire island. Sorry Viki!
...oh, who'm I kidding? You'll probably forget I said that in about two seconds. Let's get to the news!
SCHOOL
Mister Cannon rocks a purple shirt during his office hours. Karal opened the library, and a tired Liir brought him food. Speaking of food, Cal and Ender and Temari had lunch in the cafeteria; I'm happy to report that they're still alive. Cal and Ender were very industrious and talked about alternate uses for the food, and Ender and Temari stared at each other and then talked about staring. Wow. That is just...fascinating, guys, really. And the office staff wasn't happy about the purple rain; the squirrels say that's evil. I tell them, of course they're evil, they have the moose among them.
In news of classes, Living on your Own talked about places to live, which makes sense, really. Cal and Amber passed notes when they should have been listening, and then everyone went through some scenarios with bad roommates, which I'm happy to say I've never had unless you count one of your roommates being a blonde bimbo as one. I kind of do, actually, but anyway, speaking of blonde bimbos, Meg was there to TA.
...JUST JOKING, Meg! Please don't glitter my room again. Jeff would not appreciate that.
Summer Fitness, UGH, did swimming today, which...okay, maybe that's not too bad. They split up into good swimmers and bad swimmers; the good swimmers had to swim in their street clothes. Bwa ha ha ha ha! And then they did various different strokes, except Cal, who was all, wah, I can't swim.
Mad Scientists and How to Survive Them learned how to appease a mad scientist guy. My guess is either money or virgins. And, speaking of virgins, Gavin was there to TA.
...JUST JOKING, GAVIN! I have no idea, nor do I care to know, what the status of your virginity is, thank you.
Dean Jones substituted for Roving the Galaxy today. They went into the forest to communicate with shy little forest aliens, awwww. But why do I have the sneaking suspicion that they didn't say cute and shy for long? Or am I just showing my Fandom age here?
DORMS
Rodney searched the Web in his room, hopefully through sites that will not have any Feds knocking at his door. Eve who is Michael surprised her roommate Gwynn who didn't know who the heck she was and what she was doing in her room. Teddy and Chad who is Kaylee were jumping on the bed, probably getting mileage with a body that he could actually not break the bed with.
...and that was a lot dirtier than I intended. I apologize to all involved.
Helen was at the gym in skimpy clothing, which should be outlawed, in my opinion. Yes, for both males and females. You have clothes; wear them! Cassandra comes in to workout and meets the scantly-clad Helen and she gave her a tour of the gym. Next time, give her a tour of the clothing section of Turtle & Canary. Rodney grumblingly comes in to join Helen for a stretch and a run. Or a jog. Or, really, a burst of jog-like activity before getting winded. Meanwhile, at the gun range, Ino waited for Dōjima, who was...way to excited and chipper to be around firearms, seriously.
And, since the new deck was completed earlier, a torn toga party was thrown in celebration tonight! Hannibal and Brooke met. Whoop-de-do, welcome to two weeks ago. Teddy is glad to know that Hannibal is himself; I'd say that means Hannibal, and Teddy for that matter, since he's himself, too, are boring and unadventurous. This mind-swap thing's pretty fun. Cal is all confused because Inara is not Inara, but is actually Amber...
I have a feeling that this is going to be a very confusing report from here on in, so pay attention, people.
Teddy then makes fun of Chad who is Kaylee because he's all excited that the chairs don't creak when he sits in them anymore. Teddy also made Ned nervous when he went to talk to Kaylee, but got Chad in Kaylee's body instead. Cal warned Johnny who is Worf to avoid the prune juice. ...Doesn't that kind of go without saying as something you should do? Brooke and Chuck seem to think that his attempts toward a threesome makes for a good conversation that I'd want to report on. They are wrong. Lois and Ned enjoy the fire, and Ned provides yet another good reason why you should always bring a towel. Hoshi asked Johnny who is Worf more about something that I don't think Johnny would be able to understand even if he tried. And Gavin wonders if Inara has been hiding from him, but he doesn't realize that Inara is actually Amber. Excuse me a moment while I get the popcorn.
I will not, however, be getting popcorn for Blair and Chuck's discussion of orgies, ew. Marco who is Toby confused Lion-o like crazy in trying to explain that he's not Toby. Dōjima doesn't want to know why Cal has an inflatable tree. Believe me, no one does; oddly, the conversation makes me feel really uncomfortable. Huh. She also doesn't think she knows Teddy and sets to rectify that.
TOWN
Chad, who looks like my little sister Kaylee, which is weird because Chad is Jeff's big sister and it's a whole mess of incest right now, opened Groovy Tunes; I know it was Chad and not Kaylee because he had to explain it to a confused and weirded out Teddy. At the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, Rikku took a bunch of pictures of the purple rain, and Kaylee was still herself earlier today at Stark Industries. Mister Stinson hung out in the office over at the Atlas Gym, and Liir was having a bad day over at Book Haven. Savannah flipped through catalogues at Nast Sporting Goods and got a visit from Eve who is Michael who asked that Savannah never let her volunteer for an experiment again. Awwww. Spoilsport! Jen made the mistake of wearing white today for her shift at Pizza Planet, and the Community Project contined at the former Echolls Mansion, although it was mostly Bridge slacking and Bridge and Seely playing in the rain. Over at Luke's Diner, Ella also has an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction...because of the rain, you guys, uh, not like THAT.
And everyone got together today at Mister Igor's warehouse place for the mind-swap experiment. Up for the switching, we had Mister Tennant and Mister Suresh, Miss Garrett and Constable Fraser, Eve and Michael, Jack and Hinata, Teyla and Bumblebee, Chad and my little sister Kaylee who he better not do anything weird to!, Johnny and Worf, Inara and Amber, Andros and Gwen, me and Viki who better be treating me well!, Liz and Angela, and Marco and Toby. Adah had paperwork to be filled out about the whole thing; I attached to mine a legal disclaimer that will leave her absolutely destitute if I'm stuck like this.
Jamie and Temari hung out under an umbrella on the beach; for the sake of my stomach, I'm going to pretend that it was purely to keep out of the rain and for no other reason whatsoever.
Mister Donut's on duty at Caritas, and Ronan manned the desk at the clinic.
And that's all! Next week, you'll have your good old Turtle back. I'm going to go back to my room and probably freak my boyfriend out. Mwa ha ha.
Good night and have a prosperous tomorrow!