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Fandom Radio, March 28
Hello and a most smurfy Tuesday evening to you, Fandom! Rest assured that the Union Jack flies above the airwaves tonight here on Royal Navy Radio, and Lieutenant Archie Kennedy is at the helm. I'm leaving the pirating to those who have the aptitude for it, and look more dashing with an eyepatch than I do.
Schooling
Evidently our chalkboards have taken to insulting people all by themselves, as poor Draco discovered. Such initiative! If only more of us students would show as much initiative.
Because Justice must remain ever vigilant, Advanced Criminal Justice met bright and early today as it does every Tuesday and Thursday, and discussed private investigators. And because sung music is a form of poetry, our own Professor Ted Logan was the guest speaker in Creative Writing . Not all Latin translations are a form of poetry; be that as it may, they were the subject in Classics and Foreign Literature, which was taught by Professor Calendar today in Professor Dream's stead.
In Sociology of Sex Cultures, the students gave group presentations on -- should I be glad I don't know what polyamory is? As it is, hearing about that class giving group presentations at all makes me unconscionably nervous. I'm sure the Chemistry students were nervous too, taking their final exams so far before the end of the semester. It seems Professor Camulus was acting very strangely in Arthurian Traditions, which studied Owein and the Countess of the Fountain. I don't think he took a chemistry final, though, so I have no idea what caused his odd behavior.
In Speech 201 and 301, the former wrote speeches about their time here at Fandom High -- oh, there's no end of oratory fodder there -- and the latter talked about messages from hesitant senders. This could or could not involve telephones. I still hesitate to use the damned things. Archaeology learned about ancient Egyptian religion, and Business Law and HR Management classes were cancelled. General Physical Conditioning had a choice between kickboxing and dance aerobics. Whatever aerobics are. They sound smurfy.
History of Medieval England discussed that most cheery of topics, the Black Death, while Western Civilisation talked about Jewish life in Medieval Europe. I was awake. Really. Films were the order of the day again in History of Art and Studio Art. In Political Campaigning, students watched advertisements. Political ones. Imagine that. Political advertisements in a class about political campaigning. So very shocking.
Just as shocking as John Crichton the Menagerie Man becoming a koala during today's Advanced Journalism class. So much for that shorthand they were supposed to submit today.
Of course the library was bustling. When isn't it? Does anyone ever get any studying done in there? I'm sorry to report that our librarian, Mister Wagner, was rather under the weather today. I hope you feel better soon, sir! Cameron and Parker were there, too, talking about myriad subjects including Professor Tick's smurfy class, Molly's smurfy party, and . . . smurfs. Yes. Parker also talked to Liz about . . . smurfs. Of the "men" variety.
Happenings in the Wardroom and the Chain of Command
Office hours were held today by the disembodied Dean and . . . nobody else. Well, it's not as if he's ever out of the office anyhow.
In the school clinic, Doctor Pevensie was alone with a Peep, whatever in hell that means, as was Nurse Betty. Alone, that is. Not with a Peep. Or a Smurf. Doctor Lambert's evening shift at the FTEC was quiet as well, though Doctor Troy had a visit from Stark during the daytime. And there was something about a Plant Girl. I am not smurfing asking.
In the mess hall, Victor asked Blair for help with meditation and stress relief, and Ivanova later joined Blair and helped fend off emo with cookies. Cookies are very good for that sort of thing. Nadia, meanwhile, talked to Anders about tension -- yes, he'd know quite a bit about that, the lummox -- between friends before they were joined by Cally, who got Nadia's thanks for talking to Victor yesterday.
In the Crew Berths
The gym was busy today, with Cameron and Aeryn, Aeryn and the Menagerie Man, Alanna, and dear God in heaven, Rory all hitting things. Hello, Rory! See? I didn't forget this week!
Nadia and Pippi were in the fifth floor common room with pancakes, which is fortunate as my nautical flame-haired friend awoke craving pancakes today. Jake was painting Jaye in the second floor common room. How does one paint snark, Jake? Enlighten me, I beg you. In the fourth floor common room, Blair channel surfed, which sounds rather risky, though perhaps not as risky as the upcoming Risk Night sponsored by the Student Council. Here's a hint: Australasia. Get all the purple ones. The Russian front? Not a smurfing good idea.
Speaking of hints, random facts about Professor MacGyver were posted all over the dorms. And Victor left presents for Pip, Pippi, Al, and Cally and Anders. Damned nice of him, even if I don't know why. I also don't know who Phil Noir is, and why he and Jaye equal an -- oat-p? Ottup? How the bloody hell do you pronounce O-T-P?
Callisto and Angel showed no concern for morning breath as they woke up in a smurfy fashion, while Blair showed no concern for his roommate's sleep as he talked about Molly and kissing. Presumably in conjunction. There was apparently a great deal of enthusiasm, as there was with Walter, Victor, and Pup this morning.
Angel dropped by Anakin's room for a talk, and Ivanova stopped by Alphonse's room to ask him to walk into town with her. Parker, meanwhile, was busy doing that emailing thing. Jaye's room was busy too, with Elizabeth, Veronica, and Charlie Kawalsky all dropping by with presents. Cameron was there too. Well. That's just smurfy.
There was woe as well, for Angela, who had to leave us for a few days, and for Parker and Rory. Peter, on the other hand, was not so woeful, as he was rejoicing over having only two arms. Er. Peter? That is the normal number, you know. All right, so the money he received as well warranted the rejoicing. John the erstwhile koala and Aeryn had a date, which I assume is gleeful. Sam Carter had homework and chocolate, and thus was fairly evenly balanced out on the woe-versus-glee scales. Oh. And Cally and Anders were smurfy. Sharon, on the other hand, was peeping. Why in hell would you want to watch them?
On Shore Leave
The Perk was buzzing, with Jake and Isabel talking about being alien -- Isabel, that makes no difference to me, by the way -- and Alphonse and Ivanova discussing friends and bad feelings.
Er. Orlin apparently visited Agatha at Sparky Repairs today, as did John Connor. Or -- was that Orlin? Or Camulus? Or -- damn it, now I'm confused.
Meanwhile at Aereopagitica, Mister Giles was reading about yoga, and Nadia and Parker came to visit. Blair also stopped by, apologizing about flakes on a job application or something of that sort. No, I'm not wearing an eyepatch today. No, these smurfing notes still make no smurfing sense. At Empire Records, there was Marty and Glitter and crafts, and at Blood Gulch Arms there were Anakin and John Connor.
At All and Sundries, Orlin or Camulus and Camulus or Orlin stopped by, as did Ivanova, who told Edmund that Tonks is leaving. Camulus-or-Orlin-but-I-think-it's-Camulus was in the park, cheerful but alone. Parker and Jarod were, as my notes so smurfily and helpfully say, being Parker and Jarod. This is apparently significant for those who know what this means. Admiral Harrington, meanwhile, watched movies in the comfort of her own home.
Pippi stopped in at Cafe Fina for lunch, where Nadia and Victor had dinner.
Finally, at Caritas, there was singing, courtesy of Veronica, Phoebe, and yours truly. Phoebe and Bel relaxed in the lounge, while Piper and her sister caught up after Piper's trip back home. There was also politeness between Veronica and Bel, a chat between Veronica and Piper, tea party planning between Nadia and Veronica, testing of Veronica's patience by Quark, figurative-sibling conversation between Pip and Veronica, and Logan, who got invited to the tea party as well. And I talked to Veronica about California and the utter ridiculousness of my taking driver's education.
And that, dear Fandom, appears to be all the news I have for you tonight. So this is Archie Kennedy, striking colors and signing off, wishing you all a fair wind and clear skies, and a very good night indeed. The smurfiest of nights, even!
Oh, and a word of advice, Crichton? Professor Skeeter's hair is not eucalyptus leaves. I'm sorry.
Schooling
Evidently our chalkboards have taken to insulting people all by themselves, as poor Draco discovered. Such initiative! If only more of us students would show as much initiative.
Because Justice must remain ever vigilant, Advanced Criminal Justice met bright and early today as it does every Tuesday and Thursday, and discussed private investigators. And because sung music is a form of poetry, our own Professor Ted Logan was the guest speaker in Creative Writing . Not all Latin translations are a form of poetry; be that as it may, they were the subject in Classics and Foreign Literature, which was taught by Professor Calendar today in Professor Dream's stead.
In Sociology of Sex Cultures, the students gave group presentations on -- should I be glad I don't know what polyamory is? As it is, hearing about that class giving group presentations at all makes me unconscionably nervous. I'm sure the Chemistry students were nervous too, taking their final exams so far before the end of the semester. It seems Professor Camulus was acting very strangely in Arthurian Traditions, which studied Owein and the Countess of the Fountain. I don't think he took a chemistry final, though, so I have no idea what caused his odd behavior.
In Speech 201 and 301, the former wrote speeches about their time here at Fandom High -- oh, there's no end of oratory fodder there -- and the latter talked about messages from hesitant senders. This could or could not involve telephones. I still hesitate to use the damned things. Archaeology learned about ancient Egyptian religion, and Business Law and HR Management classes were cancelled. General Physical Conditioning had a choice between kickboxing and dance aerobics. Whatever aerobics are. They sound smurfy.
History of Medieval England discussed that most cheery of topics, the Black Death, while Western Civilisation talked about Jewish life in Medieval Europe. I was awake. Really. Films were the order of the day again in History of Art and Studio Art. In Political Campaigning, students watched advertisements. Political ones. Imagine that. Political advertisements in a class about political campaigning. So very shocking.
Just as shocking as John Crichton the Menagerie Man becoming a koala during today's Advanced Journalism class. So much for that shorthand they were supposed to submit today.
Of course the library was bustling. When isn't it? Does anyone ever get any studying done in there? I'm sorry to report that our librarian, Mister Wagner, was rather under the weather today. I hope you feel better soon, sir! Cameron and Parker were there, too, talking about myriad subjects including Professor Tick's smurfy class, Molly's smurfy party, and . . . smurfs. Yes. Parker also talked to Liz about . . . smurfs. Of the "men" variety.
Happenings in the Wardroom and the Chain of Command
Office hours were held today by the disembodied Dean and . . . nobody else. Well, it's not as if he's ever out of the office anyhow.
In the school clinic, Doctor Pevensie was alone with a Peep, whatever in hell that means, as was Nurse Betty. Alone, that is. Not with a Peep. Or a Smurf. Doctor Lambert's evening shift at the FTEC was quiet as well, though Doctor Troy had a visit from Stark during the daytime. And there was something about a Plant Girl. I am not smurfing asking.
In the mess hall, Victor asked Blair for help with meditation and stress relief, and Ivanova later joined Blair and helped fend off emo with cookies. Cookies are very good for that sort of thing. Nadia, meanwhile, talked to Anders about tension -- yes, he'd know quite a bit about that, the lummox -- between friends before they were joined by Cally, who got Nadia's thanks for talking to Victor yesterday.
In the Crew Berths
The gym was busy today, with Cameron and Aeryn, Aeryn and the Menagerie Man, Alanna, and dear God in heaven, Rory all hitting things. Hello, Rory! See? I didn't forget this week!
Nadia and Pippi were in the fifth floor common room with pancakes, which is fortunate as my nautical flame-haired friend awoke craving pancakes today. Jake was painting Jaye in the second floor common room. How does one paint snark, Jake? Enlighten me, I beg you. In the fourth floor common room, Blair channel surfed, which sounds rather risky, though perhaps not as risky as the upcoming Risk Night sponsored by the Student Council. Here's a hint: Australasia. Get all the purple ones. The Russian front? Not a smurfing good idea.
Speaking of hints, random facts about Professor MacGyver were posted all over the dorms. And Victor left presents for Pip, Pippi, Al, and Cally and Anders. Damned nice of him, even if I don't know why. I also don't know who Phil Noir is, and why he and Jaye equal an -- oat-p? Ottup? How the bloody hell do you pronounce O-T-P?
Callisto and Angel showed no concern for morning breath as they woke up in a smurfy fashion, while Blair showed no concern for his roommate's sleep as he talked about Molly and kissing. Presumably in conjunction. There was apparently a great deal of enthusiasm, as there was with Walter, Victor, and Pup this morning.
Angel dropped by Anakin's room for a talk, and Ivanova stopped by Alphonse's room to ask him to walk into town with her. Parker, meanwhile, was busy doing that emailing thing. Jaye's room was busy too, with Elizabeth, Veronica, and Charlie Kawalsky all dropping by with presents. Cameron was there too. Well. That's just smurfy.
There was woe as well, for Angela, who had to leave us for a few days, and for Parker and Rory. Peter, on the other hand, was not so woeful, as he was rejoicing over having only two arms. Er. Peter? That is the normal number, you know. All right, so the money he received as well warranted the rejoicing. John the erstwhile koala and Aeryn had a date, which I assume is gleeful. Sam Carter had homework and chocolate, and thus was fairly evenly balanced out on the woe-versus-glee scales. Oh. And Cally and Anders were smurfy. Sharon, on the other hand, was peeping. Why in hell would you want to watch them?
On Shore Leave
The Perk was buzzing, with Jake and Isabel talking about being alien -- Isabel, that makes no difference to me, by the way -- and Alphonse and Ivanova discussing friends and bad feelings.
Er. Orlin apparently visited Agatha at Sparky Repairs today, as did John Connor. Or -- was that Orlin? Or Camulus? Or -- damn it, now I'm confused.
Meanwhile at Aereopagitica, Mister Giles was reading about yoga, and Nadia and Parker came to visit. Blair also stopped by, apologizing about flakes on a job application or something of that sort. No, I'm not wearing an eyepatch today. No, these smurfing notes still make no smurfing sense. At Empire Records, there was Marty and Glitter and crafts, and at Blood Gulch Arms there were Anakin and John Connor.
At All and Sundries, Orlin or Camulus and Camulus or Orlin stopped by, as did Ivanova, who told Edmund that Tonks is leaving. Camulus-or-Orlin-but-I-think-it's-Camulus was in the park, cheerful but alone. Parker and Jarod were, as my notes so smurfily and helpfully say, being Parker and Jarod. This is apparently significant for those who know what this means. Admiral Harrington, meanwhile, watched movies in the comfort of her own home.
Pippi stopped in at Cafe Fina for lunch, where Nadia and Victor had dinner.
Finally, at Caritas, there was singing, courtesy of Veronica, Phoebe, and yours truly. Phoebe and Bel relaxed in the lounge, while Piper and her sister caught up after Piper's trip back home. There was also politeness between Veronica and Bel, a chat between Veronica and Piper, tea party planning between Nadia and Veronica, testing of Veronica's patience by Quark, figurative-sibling conversation between Pip and Veronica, and Logan, who got invited to the tea party as well. And I talked to Veronica about California and the utter ridiculousness of my taking driver's education.
And that, dear Fandom, appears to be all the news I have for you tonight. So this is Archie Kennedy, striking colors and signing off, wishing you all a fair wind and clear skies, and a very good night indeed. The smurfiest of nights, even!
Oh, and a word of advice, Crichton? Professor Skeeter's hair is not eucalyptus leaves. I'm sorry.
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[ooc: *salutes Archie, highly amused*]
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gone back in timecalled the radio to set Archie straight. She still kind of glared at it. Possibly adorably.