Fandom Radio, September 29

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

You're listening to Fandom High's premiere Pirate Radio Station, and this is DJ Ash, the lord and savior of all you ungrateful snot-nosed punks, ready to make you all hail to the King of the airwaves, knuckleheads!

::sound of elephants trumpeting, followed by an explosion, then a hearty Ash laugh::

Here we go, directly into our first segment...

::sounds of kissing, and some excited shouts of "Yes!"::

"Give Me Sugar, Baby!"

Homecoming Tickets are on sale, so make sure to grab yours ASAP.

Jayne Cobb asked George Lass to homecoming, and she said yes. How nice for them. ::yawn::

Jake Gavin continues to be a girl. And I mean that in the literal has boobs and ovaries sorta way, not the "My name is Daniel Jackson" sorta way. ::laughs:: though that might be the same thing.

John Crichton has been flirting with anything that moves. And don't think I didn't hear you kids comparing this behavior to mine. I'm hurt. This kid didn't even sleep with one girl, and you're raising him to my level? Ha!

Jayne and Han got in a fight over Bagoas. This leads to Jayne making out with Phoebe. Han? If I'm following the logic here, can we just get in a big fight sometime? I need me some sugar...

Jayne also went on a date with Elizabeth Swann today... dear god, what are you doing kid, trainning for the woman triathalon or something?

Elizabeth Swann has a new fake fiancee. His name is Hank, and he is blue and furry. I'm gonna need to pour Drain-o in my ear to get rid of that mental image, kids. Ew.

The Doctor is a giant pervert and shops at Pandora's Box. Just thought I should make that very clear.

Homecoming Campaign News:
Posters for Kawalsky's bid as Homecoming... Queen. Right kid, that's just... crazy.
Death, that's the bony one, not the hot one, made cookies for ...it's Homecoming Queen Campaign
Cally throws a party in support of her Homecoming Queen efforts. Three people show up. ::Wah-Wah Trumpet Noise:: Awww, poor baby gonna cry?
George Lass also has cookies advertising her campaign. But only if you can read Swedish Muppetese.

Kawalsky, Homecoming Queen Candidate, also is making an ass of himself for money. This time the sign is for Shep. Apparently you need to give up on Beka, kid. Go home and cry about it like everyone else does in this school.

Kawalsky is also offering match-making services to anyone who doesn't have a homecoming date. How sweet of him. ::yawn::

Moving on!

::sound of School Bell, followed by snoring::

"Academics and the Suckers Who Actually Go To Class"

The Tick talked about the police today in Criminial Justice. Band Practice failed to even accomplish the simple goal of naming their bands. Prof Quayle can't find enough students to run his classes. Poor baby.

Biology recieved a day off thanks to Ms. Sidle's illness. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving girl.

Criminology covered environmental criminal... stuff. Speech was all about trust today. Apparently CJ trusts her students enough to fall asleep during class, too. Speaking of snoring, I'm sure more than a few kids did so through todays Anthropology. No random kisses this week for Dr. Four-Eyes, the poor bastard.

Martial Arts partnered kids up and actual had some fighting. Home Ec has kittens for mascots, and one has a sword. If anybody brings this up in a weapons ban argument, I will personally headbutt you, screwhead.

History of the Ancient World and East Asian History both had essays due today. Good job working them kids hard, Abe.

Mental Disorders were the topic of the day in Abnormal Psychology. I personally am a big fan of nymphomania, Ha!

Today had the first Independay Study Course meeting. Somebody have a clue what exactly they're studying? Independance? Anyone? Bueller?

Look out, Rory Gilmore. Zaphod's Fashion Class is out to design you a sidekick outfit. Given their previous assignment involved space bondage pirates, I hope you feel comfortable in latex and chains. Ooooh, and a whip too. Hear that kids? The King is giving you real good help for your projects... write it down, knuckleheads!

Blah Blah... Quantum Physics talked about innocent bystanders of Time Travel, and Journalism covered elections. There. That boring crap is done and out of the way.

And now the final part of my broadcast tonight...

::trumpet fanfare, and then loud blender whirring, followed by a squelchy splat::

"I'd Drink That For A Dollar!"

Here it is, our very special section of all the random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else, slammed and blended together for your ease of consumption.

The Swedish Chef continues to cook in the cafeteria, and is now endorsing Draco Malfoy for president.

Julian Sark is Missing, Presumed lost in Special Collections. This news item? Boring, presumed a waste of air time. ::sound of toilet flushing::

Kiki sleeps around... in the common rooms, ha! Had you perverted screwheads fooled for a second, didn't I?

Shep responded to Kawalsky's Sandwich Board announcement. Apparently the knucklehead thinks writing signs on Beka Valentine's door about Cally will get him a date. How thick is this kid?

Speaking of thick, Cameron Mitchell spent some time in the gym with Aeryn Sun. You know, the girl who looks exactly like his girlfriend who's dating the guy who looks exactly like him. Seriously, I'm just gonna tackle you kids some day and tattoo your names on your foreheads.

On the subject of tattoos, a bunch of wusses showed up at Red's Tattoo parlor for some henna tats. Come on, grow a pair and get a real one, honestly.

Well, that's all the news that they saw fit to throw on my desk here... If you did something you thought was so very special and it didn't get announced? Cry about it, knucklehead. The King makes the rules around here, at least on these nights.

Any naked female is welcome in my cabin at the Falcon in ten minutes. This is DJ Ash, signing off...

::whirring beeping sound of Pac-Man Dying::

Comments

[sensethevisions]

OOC: Phoebe was in the morning.

[demonbelthazor]

[OOC: Yeah, I know, but how did the radio station know, so now Cole knows? Don't mind me, I'm just confused on what I should or shouldn't know.]

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: I thought if it was on the radio, and it wasn't a locked thread, everyone knew?

[demonbelthazor]

[OOC: That has the horrible possibility of ruining plotlines. Well, it actually already has done damage. I wasn't aware you *had* to write LOCKED TO X on a post so that the radio didn't somehow peek into a private dorm room -- how does it do that? Classrooms, studyhall, hallways, in town, those are all fair game, yeah, but how does the radio see into a dorm room or private residence? That's what I'm not getting here.

Don't get me wrong, I love the recaps, but I'm confused on what should be IC and OOC knowledge. The world now apparently knows Cole is a demon, and I'd been being pretty caerful with that fact and not announcing it in public. :-/ ]

[janet_fraiser]

No, no, I see your point. The whole IC/OOC line is pretty thin in some places. And I don't really want to ask the admins for a ruling on it either, because what we really should do? Is use common sense.

Personally, I'm playing it that I know Angelus is a vampire--he makes no secret of it--Belthazor's a normal guy with a weird name, and Dru is Crazy Squid Lady and creepy. But as to her being a vampire? It's not like I've heard it anywhere or seen any proof of her being anything other than Really Messed Up.

[demonbelthazor]

I totally agree -- common sense! And I certainly appreciate you (and others!) for RPing like that. :) I know it's hard when you have plenty of OOC knowledge about a character. Eh, the demon thing was going to come out sooner or later, but the plan was that either Piper would tell Phoebe or Cole would reveal it himself, and now someone who shouldn't have known it as gone and told her. Well, damage control is part of running a game! ;)

And common sense dictates I should ignore the line about Jayne and Phoebe, and I would appreciate it if no one brought it up to Cole (except, of course, people who were there). :)

[janet_fraiser]

I know! I play Drusilla too (which I pretty much tell everyone, but forgot to mention my last comment, since I got caught up in Janet's POV on her), and she's being very subtle. She sure as hell isn't telling everyone she's a vampire, and Angelus isn't telling everyone either. So when people come around her and start talking about her being a vampire, I'm like, "Um, excuse me?" (Luckily, one of the two times this happened, it was with one of my friends who'd forgotten, so we just mutually ignored it and moved on.) So far as I'm concerned, the admin of the school, Spike, and Angelus know she's a vampire, and the rest of the school knows she's Crazy Squid Lady.

Personally, I'm deeply amused at our conversation yesterday. That was too much fun.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I use the radio stuff totally OOC (ie only as a catch up for the mun)- cos otherwise it would ruin lots of stuff and Paige would know everything, whereas I play her as only knowing what she's told or sees

[demonbelthazor]

[Pretty much how I'm going to look at it, too.]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((Well it makes sense doesn't it, otherwise no one would be talking to anyone!))

[demonbelthazor]

[And I never would've been able to trick Paige out of any useful information yesterday. ;) ]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((Grrr))

[demonbelthazor]

Cole knows. Angelus told him he made Dru (and Dru made Spike). Been meaning to pay her a visit sometime.

And, hee! The next time Cole goes home he's bringing back some Demon Coffee. Whatever that may be. ;)

[janet_fraiser]

Oh. God. You so need to have Cole pay Dru a visit. *laughs* That would be way too much fun.

I really need to do an informational post about Dru like you guys have been doing.

Demon Coffee is going to be...an interesting thing to experience.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

but will only provide links to threads that are open to the entire community (that is, nothing marked private, OOC, or locked for the eyes of only a few characters).

Now you know.

[demonbelthazor]

Yeah. Now I know. I still find it strange that a post taking place in a private room is assumed to be public, however. I thought it was common sense, but now I will sure all my characters (and those they are interacting with) mark threads accordingly.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Well, I've always taken it that the radio broadcasts are, in fact, only the words in the recap, not the links. The links are for OOC knowledge of what is going on, while the IC knowledge would just be whatever Barbossa, Faith, or Ash says. So, you've not been outed as a demon, atleast in this broadcasters view... Heck, I didn't even read the link, just the summary about the two making out, so I didn't realize it was potentially harmful... sorry]

[demonbelthazor]

[Eh, no worries. I actually got "outed" a few days ago when Piper and Belthazor's confrontation in his room was reported, so that was just more on top of it. I was more concerned this time about Cole knowing about Phoebe and Jayne, but I've talked to PhoebeMun and we're just going to ignore it being reported. :) I am well versed in damage control -- I've run larps. ;) ]