http://likeguidelines.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] likeguidelines.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2006-03-26 11:37 pm
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Pirate Radio, Sunday, March 26, 2006

This be [livejournal.com profile] likeguidelines bringin' ye the highs 'n lows, the good, the bad, and the continuin' plight o' the teal deer, here on Pirate Radio.

Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
It be Sunday. If ye be goin' t' classes, what be wrong wit' ye?

Roomin'
Everyone in the world be showin' up t' save the teal deer. Or maybe jes' t' eat bacon. And yes, thar be drama. Thar be more than four people in a room. O' course thar be drama. Angela be takin' the donations and givin' out buttons t' increase awareness and whatnot. Thar be eatin', too, o' course. But ye be here for the gossip, now aren't ye? Victor 'n Rory be exchangin' words. Oh! Be ye tryin' t' take me advice from Friday 'n ask Rory out, since she be single? Good luck wit' that, matey! Then Angela 'n Rory be talkin' about scrapbookin'. One be thinkin' it be a euphemism. One be not. Thar be wackiness. Xander 'n Callisto be explainin' scrapbookin' t' Angela. Thar be much blushin'.

Rory be suggestin' to Parker that she should try datin' Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny. Parker should, I mean. Rory already tried that. *shuffles papers* And if ye be interested, aye, Rory still be alive. Peter 'n Zero be cute together, Rory be not entirely pleased wit' the room-switchin' that happened last night--vengeance will be hers, etcetera--and Bel 'n Blair be talkin' about the relaxin' powers o' gardenin'. *shuffles papers* I be havin' nothin' that be tellin' me if Bel be drunk at the time o' this conversation.

Cam be havin' a chat wit' Blair, Logan 'n Angel be thinkin' that Parker might be datin' a demon, and Pip, Pippi, Walter, and Victor be... *laughter* oh, thar be no way I be sayin' that about Rory. I be likin' bein' alive. In completely unrelated news, Anakin be makin' friends wit' Victor. In his normally effective way. Which be leadin' t' glarin' and stalkin' and posturin' and it be all so tedious.

In news that be not related t' brunch, Cam, Molly, Crichton 'n somethin' called a Bertram be talkin' about birthdays in Room 238. That be a drink, Jaye. Well, apparently Bertram be not talkin'. He be not Talky Toaster, after all.

Speakin' o' birthdays, Jaye be gettin' a shiny thing from Pippi fer a birthday gift. Angel be gettin' flowers 'n dog biscuits. I be hopin' the biscuits be not fer him.

Kara 'n Anders be workin' out in the gym. Crazy fitness-type people. Oh, and everyone? Check yer email.

Cally be tinkerin' around over at Alphabet Soup Repairs. Oh, she be hurtin' herself. Anders be thar t' help. And aye, it be cute. Need ye ask?

Over at Isabel's room, she be talkin' detention wit' Peter and gettin' cookies from Victor. Mayhaps Victor be havin' a crush on Isabel instead o' Rory? In other news, I still be remainin' cookie-less. It be a sad, sorry state o' affairs.

Piper 'n Veronica be back from California. Be ye gone t' California? Why be I the last t' know these sorts o' things? I be the pirate! This be unacceptable. Veronica be stoppin' by Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny's room now that she be home from home.

Pippi be workin' on her sails 'n listenin' t' music. *shuffles papers* This be not a scrapbookin'-type euphemism. Which be somethin' that Angela be finally explainin' t' Marty. *snickering* Speakin' o' scrapbookin', well. Angel 'n Callisto. I be sayin' no more because I be likin' me spleen inside me body.

The second floor common room be pink, plastic, and full o' snakes in paper airplanes. The snakes be not Crichton, jes in case ye were wonderin'. He be talkin' wit' Aeryn over at her room. Allie 'n Bel be chattin' in the fourth floor common room, and Nadia be watchin' a movie up here on the fifth floor.

Revelin'
Thar be a brunch in town, too. No word if thar be teal deers thar. Mayhaps on the menu? Wonka 'n one o' the Troopers be makin' a date next Sunday t' hunt down substandard chocolate. Be careful, mateys. I hear substandard chocolate can bite. Me fellow pirate Pippi be stoppin' in and eatin' chocolate, which I be told be a most proper food t' eat in the mornin'. She also be talkin' wit' Orlin 'n Tonks. Tonks be talkin' wit' Orlin about chocolate, o' all things, and Wonka be givin' Tonks a goin' away gift.

Orlin be in the park wit' his cat. *shuffles papers* It be not a talkin' cat. Professor Cregg be wakin' up in the clinic. What be ye doin' in the clinic, Professor? Have ye the scurvy? Speakin' o' the clinic, Sam be thar keepin' Janet company durin' her shift, and Doctor Troy be alone this evenin'. I be hearin' he be attractive. Wenches, why be he alone this evenin'?

I be havin' a report that be describin' Parker as "snuggly" and "cute" but I be thinkin' that me researchers have been hittin' the rum because that can't possibly be right. She be at the Sin, in any case, and be gettin' teased by Becky and Miho. Hi, Miho!

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer Matey With the Hat, and have a good night!

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