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Fandom Radio [Saturday, June 28]
Hello residents of Fandom Town, Fandom High, and attractive visitors from wherever you all came from!
Let's get to it, as I need to get back to the dancefloor in a hurry!
School of Sluts
At school today, Friday Next, John Sheppard, Cal Stephanides, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Jaina Solo, and Kaylee Frye had Detention with the Mountie. I'm sure it was thrilling.
Dorms of Dirty
Al and Evey started their morning snuggling and talking far more than is right when you're sixteen and naked. Also, welcome back, Al, we've missed you and horse parents. It seems Al was busy being moody with Inara in the park despite her sharing some gossip about Gavin and John being engaged and due to adopt a child. When will the gays stop promoting monogamous relationships? It's going to make it cool for everyone else soon! Unable to take hearing of so much commitment as is good and right, Al headed down to the stables to visit his brother, Trenor and makes the squirrels cry. Suck it up, squirrels, there'll be plenty of time later to wibble!
Up on the roof, Savannah did some Windows shopping. Seriously? Sav, hon. Why the roof for that? Okay, so maybe weirdness was in the air as Liir chilled with a novel and cookies on the lawn. No pillows? No blankets? No babes with suntan lotion? This is depressing me.
In the evening, Ino stared at her bruises until Michael came in to talk about kissing. Lemme guess, he wants to do it again and she's not so sure? Dude, hit the wedding, you might be able to get the tall bridesmaid drunk. Isabel started her evening right watching a plotless movie - so porn then? I recommend all of Ted Mosby's films. I produced one, you know. Gavin rejoices for having Al back and they talk about his lost love.
ATTENTION FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
*BEEEEEEP*
ALL MALES ON THE THIRD FLOOR, THERE IS A GIRL SLEEPOVER IN 322! Brush your teeth and pajama up! You know someone's bra's getting frozen tonight!
Town of Tawdriness
In town today, there were again many openings and just not enough people to fill them. Get it? Openings? *squirrel chittering* Fine, let's get our list on! *deep breath* Pizza Planet had a Jen somewhere. Turtle and Meg talked at Turtle & Canary despite poor puppy rental proceeds. Turtle, are you marketing to the virgin male population? They are your target demographic here. Chad opened Groovy Tunes out of guilt. Stan nodded at Gunther at the Arms Hotel. Toby wore a shirt at Pixie Dust. What's more remarkable was that he wasn't caught trying to give Kevin a happy ending over at the York Gallery. Over at Luke's Diner Michael had breakfast and a kissing special. Ned was proud to make it to J,GOB and celebrated by mistaking Old Kaylee for Young Kaylee. Ooh, more dupes. Let's hope he bangs 'em both. And Dick was running in the park...*giggling* Dick.
Adah opened the clinic and consulted with Lana who must not've been too bad off given her all girl party tonight. ROOM 322, BOYS!
And my man Tino had Caritas all to himself and no one visited since there were more important things happening.
The Winchester Wedding
Like the Washburn-Winchester wedding at the church.
Guests arrived and mingled before the ceremony. There were many a buxom lady falling appropriately out of tight dresses, signifying the beginning to a beautiful event.
Cameron talked to Zoe in the bride's room and didn't get punched. Nor did Sam despite his worry about something old, something new, something sexy, something that mewed. He's a big one for tradition that maid of honor. Mal offered to help Zoe get out of going through with the big day and let's just hope John's too busy getting busy to hear about that.
Over on the groom's side, Inara wished John luck and Dean checked to be sure John was armed. Kid, it's a wedding, not a fight. Missouri came from down south to get John to relax.
Sam, Dean, and Grace were a beautiful bridal party to preceed Zoe and Mal down the aisle so that Pastor Jim could perform the ceremony and cause more squirrels to shed tears of joy.
Afterwards there was a reception at Town Hall where some people dropped off gifts. Let me tell you, water guns? Best Reception Favor Ever. Mine's filled with scotch. *sound of squirting and gargling* AHH!
Congratulations were made to the bride by Inara, Kaylee, Jim, and the Doctor, while Bobby congratulated John for bagging himself a fine broad. The Doctor deviated from the others by also congratulating John.
The guests were left to their own devices at the tables, which I appreciated, Principal Winchester. Made it that much easier to mingle with my dates. Peter Petrelli talked with Missouri Mosley, Meg played tonsil hockey with Dean before plotting with Dawn. Anakin talked to Luke, Tyler caught up with Anakin, and Bridge and Xander tried to decide how the bouquet and garter thing worked at same-sex marriages. Guys, guys, what is up with all the marriage talk? Just say NO to commitment, people!
Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare your pistols! Meg shot Luke with water and blamed Dawn. River shot Simon with her water pistol. Sam noticed that Meg was all wet. Sam pointed out to Dawn that he was not the maid of honor because that would have to be a girl. Dawn and I would probably agree that he completely was the maid of honor and his dress was very sleek. Sam and Dean were pleased with how things went. Dawn tells Dean to ask Meg to dance already. She obviously doesn't understand that there are timing issues to these things. Alice congratulated Dean and apologized for her lack of gift. Bobby Singer chatted up Harriet before I whisked her off to the dancefloor.
Sam Carter and Cameron talked favors and presumably filled theirs with alcohol as it is the most logical use for such a toy. Seems Tyler got his catchup on with Cameron and Aly, too. Dean makes sure Mal knows how happy Zoe is. I take it Mal is the violent type the way people kept assuring him of things. Inara even congratulated Mal on his good behavior. Roy threatened to take away Aly's watergun. Dude, do you not know about her knives? Can someone say 'Deathwish'? Especially since Aly and Sam Carter seemed to be having such fun with them. This reception had such a spring break wet t-shirt contest vibe. Mmm.
At bouquet time, Mary, Dawn, Meg, and Alice try to catch it and scare the hell out of their boyfriends in the process. Luckily, a non-student Inara is the lucky winner. I hope her significant other doesn't mind the maelstrom of horror about to come his way.
Looks like that's the end of it, kiddos. I'll see you on the dancefloor!
Let's get to it, as I need to get back to the dancefloor in a hurry!
School of Sluts
At school today, Friday Next, John Sheppard, Cal Stephanides, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Jaina Solo, and Kaylee Frye had Detention with the Mountie. I'm sure it was thrilling.
Dorms of Dirty
Al and Evey started their morning snuggling and talking far more than is right when you're sixteen and naked. Also, welcome back, Al, we've missed you and horse parents. It seems Al was busy being moody with Inara in the park despite her sharing some gossip about Gavin and John being engaged and due to adopt a child. When will the gays stop promoting monogamous relationships? It's going to make it cool for everyone else soon! Unable to take hearing of so much commitment as is good and right, Al headed down to the stables to visit his brother, Trenor and makes the squirrels cry. Suck it up, squirrels, there'll be plenty of time later to wibble!
Up on the roof, Savannah did some Windows shopping. Seriously? Sav, hon. Why the roof for that? Okay, so maybe weirdness was in the air as Liir chilled with a novel and cookies on the lawn. No pillows? No blankets? No babes with suntan lotion? This is depressing me.
In the evening, Ino stared at her bruises until Michael came in to talk about kissing. Lemme guess, he wants to do it again and she's not so sure? Dude, hit the wedding, you might be able to get the tall bridesmaid drunk. Isabel started her evening right watching a plotless movie - so porn then? I recommend all of Ted Mosby's films. I produced one, you know. Gavin rejoices for having Al back and they talk about his lost love.
ATTENTION FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!
*BEEEEEEP*
ALL MALES ON THE THIRD FLOOR, THERE IS A GIRL SLEEPOVER IN 322! Brush your teeth and pajama up! You know someone's bra's getting frozen tonight!
Town of Tawdriness
In town today, there were again many openings and just not enough people to fill them. Get it? Openings? *squirrel chittering* Fine, let's get our list on! *deep breath* Pizza Planet had a Jen somewhere. Turtle and Meg talked at Turtle & Canary despite poor puppy rental proceeds. Turtle, are you marketing to the virgin male population? They are your target demographic here. Chad opened Groovy Tunes out of guilt. Stan nodded at Gunther at the Arms Hotel. Toby wore a shirt at Pixie Dust. What's more remarkable was that he wasn't caught trying to give Kevin a happy ending over at the York Gallery. Over at Luke's Diner Michael had breakfast and a kissing special. Ned was proud to make it to J,GOB and celebrated by mistaking Old Kaylee for Young Kaylee. Ooh, more dupes. Let's hope he bangs 'em both. And Dick was running in the park...*giggling* Dick.
Adah opened the clinic and consulted with Lana who must not've been too bad off given her all girl party tonight. ROOM 322, BOYS!
And my man Tino had Caritas all to himself and no one visited since there were more important things happening.
The Winchester Wedding
Like the Washburn-Winchester wedding at the church.
Guests arrived and mingled before the ceremony. There were many a buxom lady falling appropriately out of tight dresses, signifying the beginning to a beautiful event.
Cameron talked to Zoe in the bride's room and didn't get punched. Nor did Sam despite his worry about something old, something new, something sexy, something that mewed. He's a big one for tradition that maid of honor. Mal offered to help Zoe get out of going through with the big day and let's just hope John's too busy getting busy to hear about that.
Over on the groom's side, Inara wished John luck and Dean checked to be sure John was armed. Kid, it's a wedding, not a fight. Missouri came from down south to get John to relax.
Sam, Dean, and Grace were a beautiful bridal party to preceed Zoe and Mal down the aisle so that Pastor Jim could perform the ceremony and cause more squirrels to shed tears of joy.
Afterwards there was a reception at Town Hall where some people dropped off gifts. Let me tell you, water guns? Best Reception Favor Ever. Mine's filled with scotch. *sound of squirting and gargling* AHH!
Congratulations were made to the bride by Inara, Kaylee, Jim, and the Doctor, while Bobby congratulated John for bagging himself a fine broad. The Doctor deviated from the others by also congratulating John.
The guests were left to their own devices at the tables, which I appreciated, Principal Winchester. Made it that much easier to mingle with my dates. Peter Petrelli talked with Missouri Mosley, Meg played tonsil hockey with Dean before plotting with Dawn. Anakin talked to Luke, Tyler caught up with Anakin, and Bridge and Xander tried to decide how the bouquet and garter thing worked at same-sex marriages. Guys, guys, what is up with all the marriage talk? Just say NO to commitment, people!
Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare your pistols! Meg shot Luke with water and blamed Dawn. River shot Simon with her water pistol. Sam noticed that Meg was all wet. Sam pointed out to Dawn that he was not the maid of honor because that would have to be a girl. Dawn and I would probably agree that he completely was the maid of honor and his dress was very sleek. Sam and Dean were pleased with how things went. Dawn tells Dean to ask Meg to dance already. She obviously doesn't understand that there are timing issues to these things. Alice congratulated Dean and apologized for her lack of gift. Bobby Singer chatted up Harriet before I whisked her off to the dancefloor.
Sam Carter and Cameron talked favors and presumably filled theirs with alcohol as it is the most logical use for such a toy. Seems Tyler got his catchup on with Cameron and Aly, too. Dean makes sure Mal knows how happy Zoe is. I take it Mal is the violent type the way people kept assuring him of things. Inara even congratulated Mal on his good behavior. Roy threatened to take away Aly's watergun. Dude, do you not know about her knives? Can someone say 'Deathwish'? Especially since Aly and Sam Carter seemed to be having such fun with them. This reception had such a spring break wet t-shirt contest vibe. Mmm.
At bouquet time, Mary, Dawn, Meg, and Alice try to catch it and scare the hell out of their boyfriends in the process. Luckily, a non-student Inara is the lucky winner. I hope her significant other doesn't mind the maelstrom of horror about to come his way.
Looks like that's the end of it, kiddos. I'll see you on the dancefloor!