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likeguidelines, back at the microphone after I be havin' t' see a matey about a thing wit' the guy and the stuff. Ye know how it is. And ye've certainly be been busy around here, now haven't ye?
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Crichton 'n Bridge be leadin' the Music class in kazoo-playin', Gardenin' be learnin' about evil plants--this be Fandom, o' course thar be evil plants--and Art classes be workin' on an installation. I were there. If ye be thinkin' bouncin' balls, a lot o' glitter and Parker lookin' like someone who be on some manner o' powerful narcotics, ye be not far off.
Government be learnin' how a bill be becomin' a law--apparently it be requirin' clothin'--Not So Advanced Journalism be lookin' into writin' styles, and Journalistic Integrity be researchin' unfair articles. And Professor Skeeter be gettin' gifts from Crichton 'n Cam. That be nice o' them. I be sure she be most appreciative. *shuffles papers* Or not. But Crichton be not turned into an animal, so that be a step in the right direction, I be guessin'.
Driver's Ed be learnin' t' parallel park and anyone who be sayin' I be doin' it poorly be a dirty liar. And Math classes be doin' somethin' math related that I be sure be terribly interestin' except I be not understandin' a word o' me notes so we'll be movin' on.
Pip 'n Anakin be stoppin' by Professor Harrington's office hours, and Isabel be winnin' the detention lottery this weekend, poor wench. She'll be joined by Angel 'n Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny, though, thanks t' a fight they be gettin' into on the second floor. Nicely done, mateys.
Dean Zordon, when he be not busy bettin' on basketball games, also be tellin' us that Muppet rats be performin' in the Humanities wing and if they still be there tomorrow, I be encouragin' ye all t' catch a performance. The teachers' lounge be provin' that the teachers be not partiers. Er, at all.
The Library be insanely talky fer somewhere yer supposed t'be studyin'. Well, not the room itself, though now that thar be something called a teal deer livin' thar, I be supposin' anything be possible. Oh, the deer be endangered. How sad. Be they good in a cream sauce, or be that a tacky thing t' ask? Rory 'n Cam be rehashin' Jaye's party, then Rory be talkin' to Zero about her upcomin' date with Peter. Zero's date. Not Rory's. Though Rory be not datin' anyone. Unless I be out o' the loop. Anakin be thar, actually studyin', before he be gettin' into a conversation wit' Peter--Peter be havin' extra arms, in case ye be missin' that memo-- 'n Rory. Peter be talkin' t' Rory about his date wit' Zero, too. Oh, then he be actually goin' on his date. Mmm. Chinese food. I be fond o' Asian cuisine. I should call Miho.
In the cafeteria, Pippi 'n Nadia be talkin' about Victor's new abilities--more on that later--and Cally 'n Professor Cregg also be stoppin' in fer food.
Roomin'
Aeryn 'n Cam be workin' out in the gym, Zero be gettin' flowers, and John Connor be listenin' t' the Rollin' Stones, which I be assumin' be music 'n not stones rollin', but I've been wrong before.
Blair be watchin' When Harold Met Sarah in the common room. Nadia, Mac, Ivanova, and Molly be joinin' him. Ohh! Blair be on the search fer the illusive big O, as illustrated by the diner scene. *hysterical laughter* Anakin be there t' make Blair feel better, then Parker be savin' Blair from Anakin because Anakin be not that skilled at makin' people feel better.
Isabel 'n Xander be reactin' t' last night's broadcast. I'd be sayin' somethin' t' Professor Skeeter fer ye, Isabel, but what she be sayin', well, be true. Also, she be gradin' me. Also also, she be scary. But not as scary asLord Vizzle the scary-lookin' man who were in Creature Languages yesterday. Draco be quite glad t' see him gone, it seems.
Jake be concerned that his bisexuality be not concernin' him enough. *shuffles papers* I be readin' that report three times, me hearties. It be not makin' sense t' me either.
Blair 'n Molly be meetin' in the lobby fer their date, which be a showin' o' Glitter. I be assured that this be widely considered t' be a bad move. The movie, not the date.
Victor be havin' claws now? Huh. It be not seemin' t' bother Walter. I be thinkin' the correct response t' that be "dirty." Then they both be stoppin' by Pippi's so Victor can be apologizin' fer bein' an ass. That be a good habit t' get into.
Pippi be gettin' Alphonse t' repair her boat, Cam be readin' in his room, and Parker be checkin' on Isabel after last night's radio.
The sun be comin' up today, so thar be a second floor common room orgy tonight. Sam be thar watchin' Wormhole X-treme, which I only be watchin' fer the occasional hot alien. Parker be comin' in, still scarily happy. She also be oglin' the people on the show and talkin' t' Alanna 'n Faithful. Who be not speakin' t' each other. And to think that a talkin' cat would've made me blink a few months ago. Anders be sharin' food with the crowd--he be like Jesus in a way, really--and Bridge be tellin' Sam that this show be a classic t' him before talkin' t' Rory about wallabies. *shuffles papers* I be havin' nothin' t' say if that be a euphemism. Rory 'n Parker be talkin' about romance, so maybe wallabies do be a euphemism. Apparently wormholes be scarin' Callisto. I be not too fond o' worms meself. And Xander be thar wit' his laptop. I be fond o' laptops. And laps, fer that matter. I should head over t' the Sin sometime soon.
Oh, and it wouldn't be Fandom if thar be not someone up on the roof. Tonight it be Nadia, and she be bringin' a guitar. *sounds of pounding* Ye be messin' up me broadcast!
Revelin'
Doctor Lambert be makin' coffee this mornin'. In other related news that be not news, the sun be comin' up and Callynanders be cute. The clinics be empty o' patients, which I suppose be a good thing, but doesn't exactly make fer excitin' broadcastin'. Oh, Cam be visitin' Doctor Pen-somethin'.
No one be at Caritas or Cafe Fina, but Phoebe be bringin' cookies to Lana over at that bookshop with the long name. I be likin' cookies. Jes' sayin'.
Lyta be in the park, Orlin 'n Agatha be talkin' about Orlin's computer--that be soundin' fascinatin'--and Maia be lookin' fer Tonks at Wonka's. Maybe she should look fer Tonks at Tonks'.
In All 'n Sundries, Angela be buyin' scrapbookin' supplies. Fer real scrapbookin'. Not the euphemism. Poor Marty. Pippi be gettin' manicurin' stuff, and that be not Pip, as I be originally readin'. Which would, frankly, be slightly more interestin'. Bel be tryin' t' get in touch wit' his Earth Mother side or something--he be buyin' gardenin' supplies--and Ivanova be checkin' up on Edmund.
Jarod be openin' the Sin--hi, Jarod--and Professor Cregg be waitin' fer someone at the Perk.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Matey With the Hat, and have a good night!
likeguidelines, back at the microphone after I be havin' t' see a matey about a thing wit' the guy and the stuff. Ye know how it is. And ye've certainly be been busy around here, now haven't ye?Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Crichton 'n Bridge be leadin' the Music class in kazoo-playin', Gardenin' be learnin' about evil plants--this be Fandom, o' course thar be evil plants--and Art classes be workin' on an installation. I were there. If ye be thinkin' bouncin' balls, a lot o' glitter and Parker lookin' like someone who be on some manner o' powerful narcotics, ye be not far off.
Government be learnin' how a bill be becomin' a law--apparently it be requirin' clothin'--Not So Advanced Journalism be lookin' into writin' styles, and Journalistic Integrity be researchin' unfair articles. And Professor Skeeter be gettin' gifts from Crichton 'n Cam. That be nice o' them. I be sure she be most appreciative. *shuffles papers* Or not. But Crichton be not turned into an animal, so that be a step in the right direction, I be guessin'.
Driver's Ed be learnin' t' parallel park and anyone who be sayin' I be doin' it poorly be a dirty liar. And Math classes be doin' somethin' math related that I be sure be terribly interestin' except I be not understandin' a word o' me notes so we'll be movin' on.
Pip 'n Anakin be stoppin' by Professor Harrington's office hours, and Isabel be winnin' the detention lottery this weekend, poor wench. She'll be joined by Angel 'n Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny, though, thanks t' a fight they be gettin' into on the second floor. Nicely done, mateys.
Dean Zordon, when he be not busy bettin' on basketball games, also be tellin' us that Muppet rats be performin' in the Humanities wing and if they still be there tomorrow, I be encouragin' ye all t' catch a performance. The teachers' lounge be provin' that the teachers be not partiers. Er, at all.
The Library be insanely talky fer somewhere yer supposed t'be studyin'. Well, not the room itself, though now that thar be something called a teal deer livin' thar, I be supposin' anything be possible. Oh, the deer be endangered. How sad. Be they good in a cream sauce, or be that a tacky thing t' ask? Rory 'n Cam be rehashin' Jaye's party, then Rory be talkin' to Zero about her upcomin' date with Peter. Zero's date. Not Rory's. Though Rory be not datin' anyone. Unless I be out o' the loop. Anakin be thar, actually studyin', before he be gettin' into a conversation wit' Peter--Peter be havin' extra arms, in case ye be missin' that memo-- 'n Rory. Peter be talkin' t' Rory about his date wit' Zero, too. Oh, then he be actually goin' on his date. Mmm. Chinese food. I be fond o' Asian cuisine. I should call Miho.
In the cafeteria, Pippi 'n Nadia be talkin' about Victor's new abilities--more on that later--and Cally 'n Professor Cregg also be stoppin' in fer food.
Roomin'
Aeryn 'n Cam be workin' out in the gym, Zero be gettin' flowers, and John Connor be listenin' t' the Rollin' Stones, which I be assumin' be music 'n not stones rollin', but I've been wrong before.
Blair be watchin' When Harold Met Sarah in the common room. Nadia, Mac, Ivanova, and Molly be joinin' him. Ohh! Blair be on the search fer the illusive big O, as illustrated by the diner scene. *hysterical laughter* Anakin be there t' make Blair feel better, then Parker be savin' Blair from Anakin because Anakin be not that skilled at makin' people feel better.
Isabel 'n Xander be reactin' t' last night's broadcast. I'd be sayin' somethin' t' Professor Skeeter fer ye, Isabel, but what she be sayin', well, be true. Also, she be gradin' me. Also also, she be scary. But not as scary as
Jake be concerned that his bisexuality be not concernin' him enough. *shuffles papers* I be readin' that report three times, me hearties. It be not makin' sense t' me either.
Blair 'n Molly be meetin' in the lobby fer their date, which be a showin' o' Glitter. I be assured that this be widely considered t' be a bad move. The movie, not the date.
Victor be havin' claws now? Huh. It be not seemin' t' bother Walter. I be thinkin' the correct response t' that be "dirty." Then they both be stoppin' by Pippi's so Victor can be apologizin' fer bein' an ass. That be a good habit t' get into.
Pippi be gettin' Alphonse t' repair her boat, Cam be readin' in his room, and Parker be checkin' on Isabel after last night's radio.
The sun be comin' up today, so thar be a second floor common room orgy tonight. Sam be thar watchin' Wormhole X-treme, which I only be watchin' fer the occasional hot alien. Parker be comin' in, still scarily happy. She also be oglin' the people on the show and talkin' t' Alanna 'n Faithful. Who be not speakin' t' each other. And to think that a talkin' cat would've made me blink a few months ago. Anders be sharin' food with the crowd--he be like Jesus in a way, really--and Bridge be tellin' Sam that this show be a classic t' him before talkin' t' Rory about wallabies. *shuffles papers* I be havin' nothin' t' say if that be a euphemism. Rory 'n Parker be talkin' about romance, so maybe wallabies do be a euphemism. Apparently wormholes be scarin' Callisto. I be not too fond o' worms meself. And Xander be thar wit' his laptop. I be fond o' laptops. And laps, fer that matter. I should head over t' the Sin sometime soon.
Oh, and it wouldn't be Fandom if thar be not someone up on the roof. Tonight it be Nadia, and she be bringin' a guitar. *sounds of pounding* Ye be messin' up me broadcast!
Revelin'
Doctor Lambert be makin' coffee this mornin'. In other related news that be not news, the sun be comin' up and Callynanders be cute. The clinics be empty o' patients, which I suppose be a good thing, but doesn't exactly make fer excitin' broadcastin'. Oh, Cam be visitin' Doctor Pen-somethin'.
No one be at Caritas or Cafe Fina, but Phoebe be bringin' cookies to Lana over at that bookshop with the long name. I be likin' cookies. Jes' sayin'.
Lyta be in the park, Orlin 'n Agatha be talkin' about Orlin's computer--that be soundin' fascinatin'--and Maia be lookin' fer Tonks at Wonka's. Maybe she should look fer Tonks at Tonks'.
In All 'n Sundries, Angela be buyin' scrapbookin' supplies. Fer real scrapbookin'. Not the euphemism. Poor Marty. Pippi be gettin' manicurin' stuff, and that be not Pip, as I be originally readin'. Which would, frankly, be slightly more interestin'. Bel be tryin' t' get in touch wit' his Earth Mother side or something--he be buyin' gardenin' supplies--and Ivanova be checkin' up on Edmund.
Jarod be openin' the Sin--hi, Jarod--and Professor Cregg be waitin' fer someone at the Perk.
That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Matey With the Hat, and have a good night!