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Fandom Radio :: Friday, June 6th.
Good evening, fellow Fandomites! Thank God it's Friday, the day, not that guy, because that means, cue the fanfare, Wexler Radio! Whoooo! I'm going to be honest with you guys; I might be a little silly at the moment because I think I saw one of the squirrels slipping something in my otherwise non-alcoholic drink that I brought with me from the beach, which is bad! BAD SQUIRREL! NO RUM FOR YO--
*thunk*
Fine, fine, just stay away from my *hic* drink, okay? You're not putting anything in it. Allrighty, let's get to the news *hic*, shall we?
SCHOOL
Congratulations, Gavin, John with the Hair, Lois, Ino, Gwen, and Ella! You all have detention tomorrow, with Dean Jones! That means I have the room to myself tomorrow morning, mwa ha h--
*chittering*
...the fact that I'm not likely to be in my room tonight has nothing to do with it, squirrels, you be quiet. And put that rum away! You are not putting any in my *hic* drink! It's non-alcoholic and it's going to stay that way, got *hic* it?
Mister Suresh kept and open door and open window during his office hours, and Constable Fra-- HOLY CRAP! He was actually wearing flannel and jeans! I blame the weather! Did he still have his hat? I hope he still had his hat. I like his hat. *hic* I don't know if he had a hat, but he had his girlfriend, who brought him a muffin, which is not dirty and it is also not as good as sandwiches. Mister Winchester was also working in his office today; I think it's very *hic* nice to see so many teachers still working on Friday. Not the guy, because that doesn't make any *hic* sense. The da--
SQUIRRELs! You are not *hic* putting that in my drink! Go 'way! Anyway, Sam stopped in to see his dad. Awww. My dad should teach here, too, that'd be awesome. That's what he'd teach, too. Awesomeness. Not that Mister Winchester isn't awesome. I mean, come on, he's marrying the Principal and he talked to Sam about demons. That's pretty cool.
What's not cool is playing with fire in the office. We just gots a nice new school builted last summer, don't go burning it down! YEESH.
*hic*
...I blame the moose.
DORMS
Jaina got a holo-call-thingy from her mother. I wish my mother would call via hologra-- Wait, no, I don't wish my mother would call me at all. She's crazy. And a *hic* drunk. Ino is fiddling with some plants or something and Romeo stops in to talk about her garden and being a rodent. EW! I hope he was a clean one! Gross! Ack. Yuck! Rodents are icky. Almost as icky as Jeff's dog. I hope Jeff's dog is in his closet right now. And I hope MADROX enjoyed his internet anagram server while he could because he is a DEAD MAN. DEAD. D-E-D, dea--
Wait, that's not right. Either way, DEAD. And he's also a moron, but everyone probably *hic* knew that. Also, Gwynn thinks she an' Eve should get a pet. It better not be a dog. Not unless that dog can attack Jamie Madrox. *hic*
TOWN
Over at Turtle & Canary, Sora celebrated National Donut Day. Ooooh, donuts sound gooooooood right now. Blonde squirrel, get me some donuts? Please? Oh, fine, be *hic* that way. Anyway, Jen was all sigh-y at Pizza Plan-- OOOH! Pizza! Let's get pizza, you guys! Pizza would be-- wait, I'm almost *hic* done with notes. We're in townie notes, so it's almost *hic* Mabbe I'll...
*long silence*
..What? No, I'm here! Sorry, drifted off a little. Anyway! Mister Fai helped cook at Cafe Fina, which is nice, it's always nice to *hic* help. Kaylee -- HI LITTLE SIS! -- she was bouncy at Stark Industries, and I am so proud of you, working already! So proud! You're almost on the path to being as great a little sib as Victor was, but he was the *hic* besterest, but you're still cool, too, Kaylee! And Eve did a good job of opening the York Gallery, and Liir had soup and books at Book Haven; the latter part of that makes more sense than the former. *hic* Evil Gunther...EEEEEEEVIL!...was working at the Arms Hotel, which is EVIL unless Jeff or Mary or Hoshi or River is working. But since they weren't and Gunther was: evil. Chad, who might also be a little evil, but I don't think he means it, opened Groovy Tunes and the super-awesome Hinata came in to talk to him about he can't go to the festival because he has to wo--
CHAD! Where was that work ethic a year ago, you giant jerkface, when my not-boyfriend-but-would-have-been-if-he-wasn't-such-an-IDIOT got headbutted in the groin? HUH? Urg. Anyway, my roommate opened Luke's Diner and the Captain was a BAD INFLUENCE, talking about skipping work for the festival. Ella, if Chad can commit to work, then anyone can. *hic* Rikku was busy at work, too, at The Wellspring Arms and Medition Center, where Worf meditated, which I guess meant Mister Cable wellspring armed and Jack, um, centered, and...I...what am I talking about? I think I *hic* confused myself...
*hic*
Mister Donut opened Caritas today, and Blair and Mister Suresh stopped in for drinks. And Mister Igor did clinicy things at the clinicy place.
ISLAND STUFF
And, since I am an awesome intrepid reporter, there was stuff on the cool tropicana island that we're by. The squirrels didn't go there, but I DID, so I tooked notes! *hic* They have...really good drinks there, but they're non-alcoholic! They told me so! The squirrels told me, so, too, but I don't trust them. *hic* Anyway, Turtle notes on the festival. It was a cool festival; the notes aren't that detailed, though, because I was too busy having fun with my awesome boyfriend who I miss in the studio lots and lots and HI JEFF I LOVE YOU!...anyway, we were having fun, so I couldn't pay attention to everything. But there were dolphins that everyoen could feed and watch and did you know that they're probably, like, the smartest mammal native to Earth other than humans? Uh-huh. It's true, I heard it on the Disc'uvry Channel. And, also, Jeff an' I are going to put lasers on their heads and build a moat to protect the store. It's going to be AWESOME.
*pause*
*hic*
There was also this really cool bar with swings instead of chairs, and they should do that at Caritas! That'd be soooooo much fun! And they made really good drinks at this bar. Fruity ones. Non-alcoholic ones. I asked for non-alcoholic, and I told them squirrels to keep their rum away from it, so I haven't been drinking at all, I promise! *hic* Oh! And there were cool firedancers too. Firedancers who are probably a lot more professionally qualified to do it than the people at the office, who will BURN THE SCHOOL! It's the moose's fault!!!
There was also George Michael's birthday party on this island, too, but I don't have any notes for that because I was gonna go, but there was the festival, and then there was radio. But I owe you a gift certificate, Banana Man! Whooo! An' I bet there was mingling and foooood and
presents and a hostess and a point where they all said "SURPRIIIIIIISE!" to the Banana Man.
*chittering*
...yeah, I think you guys's right. Once the term 'Banana Man' comes up, it's time to call it a night. So....g'nite! An' have a prosper- have a prospero-- have a...
...screw it, Imma gonna go see if Jeff's still up...
*hic* *scramble* *click*
[[ yeah. i have no idea ]]
*thunk*
Fine, fine, just stay away from my *hic* drink, okay? You're not putting anything in it. Allrighty, let's get to the news *hic*, shall we?
SCHOOL
Congratulations, Gavin, John with the Hair, Lois, Ino, Gwen, and Ella! You all have detention tomorrow, with Dean Jones! That means I have the room to myself tomorrow morning, mwa ha h--
*chittering*
...the fact that I'm not likely to be in my room tonight has nothing to do with it, squirrels, you be quiet. And put that rum away! You are not putting any in my *hic* drink! It's non-alcoholic and it's going to stay that way, got *hic* it?
Mister Suresh kept and open door and open window during his office hours, and Constable Fra-- HOLY CRAP! He was actually wearing flannel and jeans! I blame the weather! Did he still have his hat? I hope he still had his hat. I like his hat. *hic* I don't know if he had a hat, but he had his girlfriend, who brought him a muffin, which is not dirty and it is also not as good as sandwiches. Mister Winchester was also working in his office today; I think it's very *hic* nice to see so many teachers still working on Friday. Not the guy, because that doesn't make any *hic* sense. The da--
SQUIRRELs! You are not *hic* putting that in my drink! Go 'way! Anyway, Sam stopped in to see his dad. Awww. My dad should teach here, too, that'd be awesome. That's what he'd teach, too. Awesomeness. Not that Mister Winchester isn't awesome. I mean, come on, he's marrying the Principal and he talked to Sam about demons. That's pretty cool.
What's not cool is playing with fire in the office. We just gots a nice new school builted last summer, don't go burning it down! YEESH.
*hic*
...I blame the moose.
DORMS
Jaina got a holo-call-thingy from her mother. I wish my mother would call via hologra-- Wait, no, I don't wish my mother would call me at all. She's crazy. And a *hic* drunk. Ino is fiddling with some plants or something and Romeo stops in to talk about her garden and being a rodent. EW! I hope he was a clean one! Gross! Ack. Yuck! Rodents are icky. Almost as icky as Jeff's dog. I hope Jeff's dog is in his closet right now. And I hope MADROX enjoyed his internet anagram server while he could because he is a DEAD MAN. DEAD. D-E-D, dea--
Wait, that's not right. Either way, DEAD. And he's also a moron, but everyone probably *hic* knew that. Also, Gwynn thinks she an' Eve should get a pet. It better not be a dog. Not unless that dog can attack Jamie Madrox. *hic*
TOWN
Over at Turtle & Canary, Sora celebrated National Donut Day. Ooooh, donuts sound gooooooood right now. Blonde squirrel, get me some donuts? Please? Oh, fine, be *hic* that way. Anyway, Jen was all sigh-y at Pizza Plan-- OOOH! Pizza! Let's get pizza, you guys! Pizza would be-- wait, I'm almost *hic* done with notes. We're in townie notes, so it's almost *hic* Mabbe I'll...
*long silence*
..What? No, I'm here! Sorry, drifted off a little. Anyway! Mister Fai helped cook at Cafe Fina, which is nice, it's always nice to *hic* help. Kaylee -- HI LITTLE SIS! -- she was bouncy at Stark Industries, and I am so proud of you, working already! So proud! You're almost on the path to being as great a little sib as Victor was, but he was the *hic* besterest, but you're still cool, too, Kaylee! And Eve did a good job of opening the York Gallery, and Liir had soup and books at Book Haven; the latter part of that makes more sense than the former. *hic* Evil Gunther...EEEEEEEVIL!...was working at the Arms Hotel, which is EVIL unless Jeff or Mary or Hoshi or River is working. But since they weren't and Gunther was: evil. Chad, who might also be a little evil, but I don't think he means it, opened Groovy Tunes and the super-awesome Hinata came in to talk to him about he can't go to the festival because he has to wo--
CHAD! Where was that work ethic a year ago, you giant jerkface, when my not-boyfriend-but-would-have-been-if-he-wasn't-such-an-IDIOT got headbutted in the groin? HUH? Urg. Anyway, my roommate opened Luke's Diner and the Captain was a BAD INFLUENCE, talking about skipping work for the festival. Ella, if Chad can commit to work, then anyone can. *hic* Rikku was busy at work, too, at The Wellspring Arms and Medition Center, where Worf meditated, which I guess meant Mister Cable wellspring armed and Jack, um, centered, and...I...what am I talking about? I think I *hic* confused myself...
*hic*
Mister Donut opened Caritas today, and Blair and Mister Suresh stopped in for drinks. And Mister Igor did clinicy things at the clinicy place.
ISLAND STUFF
And, since I am an awesome intrepid reporter, there was stuff on the cool tropicana island that we're by. The squirrels didn't go there, but I DID, so I tooked notes! *hic* They have...really good drinks there, but they're non-alcoholic! They told me so! The squirrels told me, so, too, but I don't trust them. *hic* Anyway, Turtle notes on the festival. It was a cool festival; the notes aren't that detailed, though, because I was too busy having fun with my awesome boyfriend who I miss in the studio lots and lots and HI JEFF I LOVE YOU!...anyway, we were having fun, so I couldn't pay attention to everything. But there were dolphins that everyoen could feed and watch and did you know that they're probably, like, the smartest mammal native to Earth other than humans? Uh-huh. It's true, I heard it on the Disc'uvry Channel. And, also, Jeff an' I are going to put lasers on their heads and build a moat to protect the store. It's going to be AWESOME.
*pause*
*hic*
There was also this really cool bar with swings instead of chairs, and they should do that at Caritas! That'd be soooooo much fun! And they made really good drinks at this bar. Fruity ones. Non-alcoholic ones. I asked for non-alcoholic, and I told them squirrels to keep their rum away from it, so I haven't been drinking at all, I promise! *hic* Oh! And there were cool firedancers too. Firedancers who are probably a lot more professionally qualified to do it than the people at the office, who will BURN THE SCHOOL! It's the moose's fault!!!
There was also George Michael's birthday party on this island, too, but I don't have any notes for that because I was gonna go, but there was the festival, and then there was radio. But I owe you a gift certificate, Banana Man! Whooo! An' I bet there was mingling and foooood and
presents and a hostess and a point where they all said "SURPRIIIIIIISE!" to the Banana Man.
*chittering*
...yeah, I think you guys's right. Once the term 'Banana Man' comes up, it's time to call it a night. So....g'nite! An' have a prosper- have a prospero-- have a...
...screw it, Imma gonna go see if Jeff's still up...
*hic* *scramble* *click*
[[ yeah. i have no idea ]]
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