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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2008-06-04 09:25 pm
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Fandom Radio, June 4

Hey there, Fandom, and welcome to another Wednesday night of Jayedio. You'd think you'd be sick of me after all this time.

And if you are, too bad. Muahaha.


Edumacation

Networking class played the clean, not-drinking version of I Never. ...There is such a thing? I guess so, because they had to say something they did that no one else has. So it's really is less I Never and more Yes, I Have. Mad Kings and Queens talked about Dracula, which freaked Lion-o out enough to leave early. Psh. It's just a little vampirism. It can't be that bad.

*chittering*

Oh. ...Well, I wasn't in the class, so I'll stick by it. And then Alice and Reno had apology time for last week. I hope it ended in a hug. Paranoia and First Aid Googled themselves to find out what information shows up about them on the net, like whether they've accomplished anything, or maybe ended up in a police blotter, or maybe wrote porn fanfic under their real name. And Adah scored herself a TAship for next term. Galactic Vacationing went to Scotland, and I don't know whether or not that's really Galactic. Marco didn't think Scotland was cool enough, and Cal got teased about his underthings, but tried to help Worf fit in anyway. I think that might be a lost cause, Gymboy. And then there was a full moon and a werewolf, so I think I'll take back anything I said about this not being galactic enough. How we haven't had werewolves in Fandom yet, I don't know.

No, that wasn't a suggestion. Principal Washburn- Oh hey wait. I can call her Zoe now, since I'm not a student anymore, can't I? Without her getting all mad and giving me detention to teach me something about respect anyway? Awesome. Anyway, she had office hours.


Living Conditions

Murdock spent some time in the flight shed, while he who wants drink befitting a warrior did some work in the salle. And got a boomerang thrown at him by Sokka. Nice.

Inara went to check on Trenor at the stables, and Seregil interrupted Andrew playing with his didgeridoo for some innuendo. Gee, can't imagine how a thing like that would happen. Deidara wrote home, Jeff and Turtle talked over Jamie revenge possibilities, and Dojima checked on Romeo after a weekend of being a shrew. Isn't he too young and male for that? Then again, this is Fandom.

Huh, quiet day in the dorms. You know what that means. This school is obviously dying.


Out and About

Kerrigan got both a call from home and a visit from Harriet, Cable and Deadpool had movie night at home, and out on the beach, Adah did some reading while Blair didn't quite manage to talk her up. Better work on those conversational skills, Blair. And Lee was just worried about Adah getting sand in uncomfortable places. I think you only really have to worry about that if you're doing certain things. Not that I'd know.

Mary was all busy at the Arms, Charlotte played busy at the York Gallery, Andrew opened the Magic Box and Liirmo was all experimental at Cafe Fina. Over at the trooper station, Dale and Renee talked about missing underwear and taking their girls out. I'm sure those two subjects had nothing to do with each other.

Johnny worked on milkshakes at Luke's. My notes don't say whether or not there was an influx of boys to Johnny's yard. And yes I know it's 2008, and no, I'm not gonna stop making jokes about that song. Look, for as long as it was stuck in my head, I deserve to use it. George Michael had a little bird incident at the banana shop, Teyla was all organizey at Groovy Tunes, and since when do people work in this town? Amber opened Turtle and Canary, where she and G'Kar talked about missing underwear. I personally still don't want to know where it all got off to. And wow was that phrasing wrong. Naomi opened Stark Industries, and the creepy snake-feeder put up a sign at Wellspring Arms and gleed at Lana about how it would keep Worf away. Except Cable wasn't impressed with her and when she ditched work in the afternoon, Worf showed.

Xander- Hi, Xander!- ran the park renovation today, where Anders, Isabel and Meg were working. Xander and Meg discussed what the bricks would taste like if Fandom turned them into candy, and that's not even a weird subject now. Anders got sunscreen thrown at him by Isabel for all his shirtlessness. I see Anders knows the real way to do work in Fandom. He also got a refreshing nonalcoholic beverage from Xander. Whether this had to do with shirtlessness, I don't know. And then Bridge came by to see if they needed another set of hands. Specifically gloved ones. Okay, that's not in my notes, but I assumed.

Doogie took the clinic in the morning, and Faith opened Caritas and tried to raise money for a stripper pole, and Faith, don't do that. You know who'll end up on that thing? The zombies. Do you wanna put Zombie Yoko back together after an arm falls off at the wrong time? I didn't think so. Sokka got a mai tai, and Renee said she'd donate if the pole was at Faith's place. Good idea. Much more sanitary and zombieless. Dawn was forbidden from ever using it, and Barney decided he wants a private show if that happens. Remember what I told Faith, Ted. Don't think I didn't hear radio on Saturday, and it means you're getting even less than you were before. Hmmm, what's nothing taken away from nothing...?


That's it for me, so good night, or good morning, or good afte- You know what, I don't care when you're listening.

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