fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Monday, May 26

Dean: Good evening Fandom, welcome to the Winchesters' new regular night of the radio gig.

Sam: The squirrels seem to have adjusted, so I assume everyone else will too.

Dean: All it takes for them is a little rum and they can adjust to anything.

Sam: I think that can be said for quite a few people in town. It's amazing what alcohol can get some folks to do.

Dean: Yeah. You're so cute when you're drunk and think you can sing.

Sam: That was like, one time. This is why I don't like to get drunk around you.

Dean: Better around me than around others who'd take advantage.

Sam: You really think someone would try to take advantage of me?

Dean: Not with me around they won't.

Sam: Even drunk, I can protect myself, you know.

Dean: Your singing isn't bad enough to be a weapon.

Sam: I meant physically protect myself. And you're not one to talk about singing, for the record.

Dean: Dude, I have an awesome voice.

Sam: If by "awesome" you mean "it doesn't break glass," then maybe I can agree with you.

Dean: You're just jealous that I sound better than you and I can hold my alcohol.

Sam: I'm perfectly happy being sober, especially now that we can't do our post-radio drinking anymore.

Dean: Why can't we?

Sam: Because it's a school night?

Dean: Do you have classes tomorrow?

Sam: Just one, in the morning.

Dean: Okay, so we can go out and you can watch me drink. I don't have classes till Thursday so it's not a school night for me.

Sam: Oh, yeah, that sounds like loads of fun. Really.

School, which we get to talk about every week now!

Sam: Speaking of school, I opened the library, and as usual, Dean and Peter stopped by to make fun of me for that. But they always bring me food, so I don't mind as much as I could.

Dean: Someday I'll write a book on the care and feeding on little brothers.

Sam: You and Nathan should team up for that, if only so Peter and I can see how long the two of you can go without arguing.

Dean: I'm totally better at it than he is.

Sam: You're also impossible, but that's a whole different conversation. Epicurist, Gourmet, Foodie had a whole class devoted to chocolate. Every kind of chocolate they could get their hands on, apparently. Why aren't you in this class?

Dean: I'm asking myself that very question.

Sam: Keep your fingers crossed it gets offered again in the second term. The Arts and Crafts students made lanyards for keychains, but first, they had a nice moment of silence in honor of Memorial Day.

How To Get Into College dealt with dorm life, particularly with bad roommates and friends, like ones who use your razor in bad places, ones who steal your identity, ones who steal and destroy your food, and ones who make out on your bed.

Dean: So what did you get given?

Sam: ...I don't remember.

Dean: Which means it was embarrassing. Come on, tell me.

Sam: If you really, desperately need to know, it was the last one.

Dean: *chortles* Someone made out on your bed?

Sam: ...not exactly, no.

Dean: What do you mean not exac- Dude! You were the one making out? With who?

Sam: There was no making out! It was a class assignment! We just had to pretend!

Dean: Who's we?

Sam: *sigh* Me and Lucas.

Dean: *laughs*

Sam: Dude, shut up. I'm going to go back to the actual news now, if you don't mind. Basic Auto Mechanics covered learning how to change a flat tire. As usual, Dad demonstrated proper tire changing technique, and then everyone else got their hands dirty, and Bridge was there in case anyone needed help.

Fighting 101 practiced violence against mimes - punching bags with mime pictures taped onto them, that is. Giselle tried to suggest talking to the mimes before beating them up, but Deadpool was quick to point out the bad combination of talking and mimes. Jo was looking a little mopey, which I tried and failed to fix. Deadpool had to explain what mimes are to Anemone, and explain to Bob that no, he couldn't attack a punching bag with a sword. Luckily, River was around to keep everyone else in line.

Dean: So did you kick the mime's ass?

Sam: Yes Dean, I kicked the ass of the immobile punching bag mime.

Dean: That's my boy.

Sam: Finally, things were surprisingly normal in the main office. Logan used his office hours to check his datebook, and Tyler used his office hours to go online. See, I wasn't the only one being productive on a holiday. So there.

Cabins, which we're almost free from!

Sam: Romeo watched Bitterwoman in his cabin, and got into a discussion with Worf about how well-suited her costume is. To fighting? Not so much. To drawing in the horny male demographic? Very.

Dean: Won't get any complaints from me.

Sam: Because you're a prime example of horny male, we know. John fed his fish and had a relationship chat with Jaina, and speaking of relationships, Chris and Summer were apparently very cute together when they woke up in the hotel. Not spending the night in the abandoned shack can help with that.

Dean: Depends on who you're spending the night in the abandoned shack with.

Sam: With someone you'd want to be alone with, I'd assume.

Dean: Beats making out with them in your roommate's bed.

Sam: Bite me, seriously. Ino and Liir got together to discuss their respective weekends. Trenor managed to escape from the stables, and made it all the way to the cabins, until Gladys informed him that it wasn't where he belonged and...carried him back? I'd say this was after the squirrel drinking started, but I guess not, because River tried to tell Gladys that horses shouldn't be carried, and so did Cal. It doesn't say if they managed to convince her though.

Dean: Gladys, I'm sure you're nice and all, and don't take this the wrong way, but I think I want you to stay far away from my car.

Sam: Awww, I'm sure she'd be gentle with it.

Dean: Far, far away.

Sam: *laughs* You are so easy sometimes. Cal was also in the gym this morning. He talked to Jaina about his and Ned's plans to bug French people and to Toby about his recent breakup. Toby's, not Cal's, that is.

Lana was at the main campfire, with everything to make s'mores. Giselle got introduced to s'mores for the first time while she and Lana talked about being in love, and she introduced herself to Hoshi as well.

Hoshi and Lana got caught up on each other's summers, while Turtle was just glad to see the main campfire being used. Turtle also introduced herself to Giselle, and squealed with Hoshi about getting a radio slot again. I'd apologize for taking your night, but I think we like it too much to be sincere about that.

Dean: Yeah, I mean I never got to tease Sammy on-air about making out with my cabin mates in class when we had Saturdays.

Sam: What a shame. Maybe you can stop teasing, and it'll be just like a Saturday all over again.

Dean: Where's the fun in that?

Town, where more people actually remembered the holiday!

Dean: Murdock marked Memorial Day by going to town in his uniform.

George Michael wanted to stay in bed, which Mary agreed to. But then he told her he wasn't sure he wants to get married. Um, dude? Bed? Probably not the best place to have that conversation.

Alex opened the Magic Box, Sokka opened Turtle and Canary, and Chad opened Groovy Tunes, and was visited by Hinate who told him she was adjusting to Fandom. Happens to the best of us.

At the Perk, Johnny met up with Bob. And drank coffee, one assumes.

Cable opened Wellspring Arms, and Kerrigan came by to get a job, while Michael dropped by to meditate.

Gabriel opened the church and Liir came by and got given a donut. I guess that's one way to get religious converts -- feed them baked goods.

Sam: Well yeah, why do you think so many churches have bake sales?

Dean: When Karal comes back, I'm totally telling him he should be feeding me. To keep me, y'know, pious and stuff. Jolee opened Caritas and Jack came in for a beer. Jack waved at Amber, who wondered if old people were contrary. Nah, they're just old.

And at the clinic, Millie had the day shift and Katara the night.

Sam: It's good to know that it's quiet there during the week too.

Dean: Absolutely. Just not mime quiet. Because then Sammy would have to come and beat it up.

Sam: I wouldn't beat up an actual mime, you know.

Dean: Would you make out with one on your roommate's bed?

Sam: You're such an ass, you know that, right?

Dean: Hey, when you have such an interesting day, I'm duty bound to bring it up as often as possible.

Sam: I'll remember that when you're the one who has the interesting day.