Fandom Radio :: Monday, April 06.

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Jeff: ...and you know, Turtle, the universe is oddly fortuitous.

Turtle: ...uh, yes, Jeff, I'd have to agree with you there.

Jeff: I'm just saying! Oh, is this on? ...Oh my god.

Turtle: Oh my god, what? Is it sheep again?

Jeff: It's been on the whole time, hasn't it?

Turtle: Well, not the whole time. It went on with the universe and its odd fortuitousness.

Jeff: Oh. Okay.



SCHOOL!

Jeff: Sam opens the flirtary! As always. Dean pops round for lunch, Peter pops 'round for flirting, and Dawn pops-- Dawn isn't popping. What's wrong? Er. This is-- Maths class talks about real estate, we did, and then we had to find a good home. Is that what Dawn's done? Finding a good home? She's got to be careful.

Turtle: I'm confused....

Jeff: Me too! Dawn's not there, what if something's gone wrong? Then... Myths... class... talks about the Irish. Why is it always the Irish? Savannah and Wyatt and Isabel and Savannah and Michael and Isabel are passing notes rather than studying, they should really be careful with that because before you know it someone will find out and you try explaining it to your mother. Then they talk about myths for a bit, as usual, and Billy's there complimenting Miss Ghanima about the whole myths issue.

Turtle: Choosing Your Own Government watched a movie today. Psssh. Haaaaaaax. Inventrowhosawhutsits talked about what to do if an evil person wants to steal your invention and use it for badness. That's an easy one. You get a patent, and then you can sue them. Clearly. Evidently not clear enough, though, as they had a lecture before they made notes on their evil-thwarting strategies. Willow -- hi Willow! -- was there to TA for great, note-clutching justice.

Speaking of Justice, Criminal Justice had cute adorable animals to play with! Aww! No ponies, but two puppies and a fox! Peter with the hair checked to see if Isabel was okay and made plans to be there for her if she needed it during the lecture. Sora was there to TA it up, and John with the hair apologized for missing class last week. You know....skipping class sounds like something my Uncle John from Jamaica would do...

Jeff: He needs to stop phoning you.

Turtle: I know! I have work. Anyway, Martial Arts club met today, too. Adam, Sokka, Sky, and Billy all sparred, because what else are you going to do in a martial arts club? Bake cookies?

Jeff: It seems a little less... you know... violent. Mister Bond and Mister Cannon both have office hours but nothing happens!

Turtle: ...I kind of want cookies now.

Jeff: ...Me too.

Turtle: Also, everyone, including the moose, fell asleep in the office today. I missed kicking it. Again. Urg.

DORMS!

Jeff: Tony and Tony-- err, I didn't know we had anyone called Tony on the island-- oh, it's Romeo and Reno and I think this squirrel's been drinking. Er. They talk. About secrets. And backgrounds. And shady things like that. And then Rikku comes by to find out if Reno hates her. Well, that's a bit loaded, isn't it?

Turtle: Loaded, or streamlined? Hm? Anyway, Victor is in his rooooooom reading a boooooook witha lot of oooooo's, I guess, although I don't see why so many Os would be associated with Victor. Isabel flips through TV channels on her TV, and Naminé put up posters for the art gallery opening on Wednesday. Oooooh! Art gallery! We should go, Jeff. It'll make us feel like Important People. Which we are, of course, naturally, but this will make it obvious that we are.

Jeff: ...Okay. Er. Wyatt's about and gets phoned by someone called Piper, and then Savannah and Isabel come 'round. And then the harlot comes to kick his arse. Careful! Isabel's flipping channels on the television, which you really have to take care of because what if you run into some nudity unexpectedly?

Turtle: Also, Luke shows up to visit Jo with lots of stuff for her birthday, including kiiiiiiiisssessssssss. Happy birthday, Jo! Chris was coming in either really late last night or really early this morning, and fills Summer in on the evil teddy bear situation. Wait....What? I so haven't been paying enough attention to things lately. Andrew, who I haven't called a Weird Bloke in a while, was working on his project for Inventrowhosawhuts it, and Liir stopped by and was all, "boooo, I wish I could help more, pout," but maybe not quite like that. John with the Hair stopped by, too, to get some baking advice. Y'know, my Uncle John from Jamaica bakes some really good brownies.

Jeff: Maybe we should take him up on that offer? ...I like baked things.

Turtle: COOOOKIES.

Jeff: I suppose that's where we're going for summer.

TOWN!

Jeff: Lacey's the new owner of Luke's Diner! Excellent. Bridge and Xander pop 'round to meet the new owner. I wonder if she's got big coffee pots? Then there's a spot of things being opened, like Jamie... at Turtle & Canary, Seregil at the bookshop, Chad at the music shop, and Alex at the magic shop. Er... oh, Sokka came by T&C for a Squishy and a pun! Charlotte, who I don't know, she's got this art gallery coming and she's posting flyers! Namine's excited and offers to help out - it's art, you don't know what it might do, you know? Don't you find there's always really inappropriate art on the museum wall right when your mother pops back up to check on you? It's like there's some secret team of... art movers who make sure it's always there. And then Mister Rogers inquires after the flyers. He's art, right?

Turtle: No, he's Steve.

Jeff: I don't think I know anyone called Steve...

Turtle: Except Mister Rogers. Well, or not, if you don't know him. Nevermind.

Jeff: Okay. Detective Montoya's at the Trooper Station 'cos she's a detective, and talks to Agent Cooper about spiritual awakenings and the like, which sounds sort of dangerous when you think about it. Coffee pots is at the Arms and she's fed Jack and talked about galleries with Charlotte today.

Turtle: George Michael's working at his 'naner stand, and Romeo's working at that overpriced clothing store, where Dōjima and Rikku did some serious wasting of their money, but not before Romeo could steal a kiss. Which isn't very professional behavior, if you ask me, really. Eve also paid way too much for new outfits for work.

Turtle: Annette was in a good mood at the Post Office, where Jen -- hi Jen! -- picked up some mail. Naomi was working at Sparky's and Mister Scavo did his thing over at Pizza Planet. Mister Cable also worked at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, like he does, and got visits from Michael, who Mister Cable wonders if he's had any 'incidents,' and I think I know better than to wonder about what kind of 'incidents' he means, and then Mister Deadpool come in to tell Mister Cable that his dog sucks at finding drugs. That isn't a very nice thing to say! Also, Mister Yitzhak got some messages and headed out of town, which is sad, but if it's for good, then I can stop worrying about whether I'm pronouncing his name right.

Jeff: It's really more of a 'Yeeh' noise.

Turtle: Yeeh-et...Yeet-etz-- Oh, forget it. He's gone now, who cares?

Jeff: Yeehtzahk, I suppose. Millie's at the clinic, but I think there's nurses, too! ...Nurses.



Turtle: Yes. Right. The nurses. As good a note as any to end the broadcast, I suppose.

Jeff: Nurses are always good. There's nothing bad about nurses.

Turtle: There's plenty bad about them! If there's nurses, it means there's a doctor's office, and if there's a doctor's office, then something's wrong.

Jeff: Which is compensated by the presence of nurses.

Turtle: I'd rather just not be sick. But, nurses or no nurses, there are no more notes, so let's say g'nite, Jeff.

Jeff: Good night, Fandom! Don't let the art movers get you!

Turtle: Or the sheep!

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