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Fandom Radio :: Monday, March 17th.
Turtle: Hey! Guess what, Fandom! I'm ba~ack! Did you miss me? Of course you did! Don't worry, I missed you, too, although, really, I had a lot of fun in the past. But home is where the heart is, even if this isn't really my home, but that's beside the point, because it may as well be because I've spent more time here lately than I have at home, so it's the same general conce--
Jeff: TURTLE! *thudding noise* You were gone for five minutes! ... I was gone for five minutes! Don't do that.
Turtle: Oof! I wasn't gone; you were gone. Stupid bathroom. But you're back now, and you're staying back because we're doing radio again. Together! Which is to say, not apart or alone!
Jeff: ...Never again. *whimpers*
Turtle: *another thudding noise*
*pause*
Let's get this done quickly, because I liked pouncing you better when I didn't have the threat of radio equipment digging into my side, Jeff.
SCHOOL!
Jeff: Sam's in the flirtary as he should, except Dean's there, too, and won't go away. At least he doesn't have to make lunch this time. And then Dawn-- ... I'm going to add this to my notes collection. Then Union Hoshi comes 'round to talk about time travel! I've still got a French faucet. Peter comes down for a flirt, which is the natural order of things, and then Meg asked after the time travel bit, too. There's some protective sibling discussion between her and Dean. Have you met Chad? And then Maths class talks about long-term savings! I missed Maths class. A lot. ...They don't have maths in France.
Turtle: ...yes, they do, Jeff.
Jeff: I never saw any. Mostly just toilets.
Turtle: Toilets need maths, though. Everything needs maths.
Jeff: That's what I thought, but it turns out bank toilets are strangely unmathed. World Mythology watches a film about something. I missed films, too. The French mostly just have mimes. Anders is a bit hungover, sorry, mate, Wyatt's cross 'cos Isabel took him to class, and then the film was watched. Billy, who was there and not in another time, then wanted to know how Miss Atreides was. Or her weekend. I don't really want to talk about my weekend, there were a lot of mimes, and then I was on some water, and then I slept a lot.
Turtle: ...and there was no me.
Jeff: That was bad. That was really-- really bad.
Turtle: But, y'know what, Jeff?
Jeff: You're here!
Turtle: Exactly! *thudding, clinging sound* So, Mister Deadpool's Criminal Justice class studied handouts about misdemeanors. Mmmm. Misdemeanors. You know what's not officially a misdemeanor? Truancy. *ahem* Jeff's roommate was wearing his dorky Narnia clothes, too, while TA-ing it up.
In Inventrowhosawhutsit, they had a thrilling time working on their projects. Anders-who-will-always-be-cuter-than-Marco told Bridge, "HEY. Not allowed to go disappeared poof anymore!" which isn't too far off of what Jeff told me, and then Mister Glitch helped Andrew personalize his project. Sokka asks if it's okay if he invents what sounds an awful lot like a toaster, which means Sokka's a lazy inventor, and Rikku challenges Mister Glitch on why they can't invent weapons.
*BIG SIGH*
Because weapons are bad, Rikku! How do people not get that? I don't know. Anyway. Willow was there for great TA justice, and how am I only just today connecting that Peter and Willow both fight for TA justice on Mondays? A couple that TAs together, stays together?
Jeff: Maybe it's just the Mondays part.
Turtle: And Choosing your own Government had naptime. With juice and everything! Why am I not in that class? Anyway, Eve poked at Gwynn a little while they sipped their juice...OMG JUICE...And Karal happens to leave an Evey-sized space when he settles in for his nap. All together now: AWWW.
Jeff: Excellent, Karal. There's offices! Mister Bond has his office hours, and mister Deadpool comes by to talk about not being French. Which is good, 'cos you never know with the French, do you? Then he has his own office hours, and Naked Rikku and Ino check by to see if he made it out of France okay. They're very French there, it's necessary. Mister Cannon and mister Suresh have offices, too, but nothing happens there.
Turtle: And, then, in the offi-- JEFF! WE MISSED THE MOOSE IN THE OFFICE! DAMN IT! IT WOULD FIGURE, wouldn't it?
Jeff: Perhaps he heard about the whole... Canada thing?
Turtle: That moose is just lucky that I was otherwise preoccupied today.
Jeff: We can come back next week! If you still feel like kicking.
Turtle: ...well, not if my options are still going to be between kicking a moose or pouncing you.
Jeff: ...I could handle some pouncing.
*slight scuffling sound, followed by a dull thud*
DORMS!
Jeff: ... ... er, so, er-- Triela writes a report home! About the whole... angels... thing. That was a bit problematic. Romeo -- hi, Romeo! -- and Dojima talk about all the being in France things and all, like him and Reno, too, except Reno fought angels, he wasn't in France. And Teyla comes by-- squirrel, please put that down, it looks a bit... well, you know how women are. More talking about the angels as naked Rikku comes by and there's postcards!
Turtle: Postcards of naked Rikku?!?
Jeff: I think it's mostly naked postcards in general.
Turtle: Oh. Okay. ...Good. Wait! No! Not good! No naked postcards.
Jeff: Okay. Anders and Savannah discuss cupcakes, not postcards, then Eve gets a bit clingy... *momentary noise of glomping* ...Sorry. And Johnny's around and watching. ...You should be careful about that, you know, one minute you're watching, the next there's angels. Or a restraining order. Those are the worst. Chris comes to welcome her back, too, and is all 'well I'm glad you were there with someone you know', like me and Ino!
Turtle: I ran into Sora! Well, not literally, but, you know what I mean. But then I had to leave, because the truancy guy was about to catch me again, and that would have been bad news.
Jeff: Really?
Turtle: Yup! But he was the only one I met in Chicago, and it was only that one time, so I was wondering if maybe it was just the prison food acting up on me.
Jeff: ...You went to prison?!
Turtle: ....YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
Jeff: ...I'm sorry! I can't! I don't! Then Troy and Sky-- I'm not allowed to report that on the radio. Lana doesn't remember Eve, which is a bit harsh, but then John Sheppard comes by to welcome her back. Lana, that is, not Eve, 'cos she got forgotten. And Sam and Lana discuss the whole time thing, which really wasn't quite as bad as the whole France thing.
Turtle: Ino was sitting on the roof tonight, enjoying the view, or something, and Liir comes by and offers her a ride on his broom and snuggles. There's a lot of that going around today. The snuggling. Not so much the broom riding. And, in the second floor common room, Anders was making cupcakes. ...I missed cupcakes? Rea-- Aw, heck, who cares? What I missed them for was so much better than cupcakes, anyway. So, Adah tries the cupcakes and Anders-who-is-cuter-than-Marco-but-not-cuter-than-Jeff-I-don't-care-if-anyone-doesn't-agree-with-that-because-Jeff-is-adorable awaits her judgment on his baking. Oh, please. Anders, you know your cupcakes rocknot dirty. Hoshi talks at Adah, like you do. Makato comes in and wonders what Anders is making and if they're shareable, and they better be, that's all I'm saying, and they discuss why thereputic cupcakes are a very good thing around this place. Romeo meets Anders, and will forever remember him for his cupcakes not dirty, and they talk about their roles with the whole angel conundrum, and then Adah and Romeo talked together in French, which one of the squirrels tried to translate, but I don't think she really knows French because all it is is them talking about croissants and berets and being le tired. Or maybe they did really talk about that. Who knows?
Jeff: Or mimes...
Turtle: Mimes are creeeeeeeeeeepy. So, Troy missed Anders' cupcakesnot dirty and they talk about, what else? All the crap that happened last week. Hoshi and Troy, on the other hand, talk about being displaced on the wrong floor, which is better than displaced in the wrong century. Hoshi's just glad to see Anders' cupcakes not dirty, so long as they haven't got rum in them. Amen. Rum is GROSS. Hoshi is a smart girl. Also, she has great taste. *cough* Demyx and Anders had themselves some angel talk, too, and Makoto and Demyx chat about cupcake music. Anders meets Sky and is all 'whoa! Bridge's teammate Sky!' and then Troy and Sky were all grinny and kissy and bouncy.
Jeff: Can we do that now?
*pause, followed by a clattering, a great big smooching sound, another pause, and then a scuffling like someone getting up*
Turtle: *clears throat* So, anyway, Annette thinks Anders' cupcakes smell yummynot dirty, and gets an extra because it was her birthday last week. My birthday's coming up next week! Of course, I doubt anyone will miss it due to angels, though. Adah annoys Annette about something, which isn't difficult or anything, and then Romeo told Annette about being in Paris, like Jeff was, so maybe he was talking about croissants and berets earlier after all.
Jeff: Mimes. Definitely mimes.
Turtle: Stop it with the mimes! John with the hair is out on the lawn, notably wearing pants, and reading, or at least looking like he's reading, until Andrew interrupts him and they talk about what Andrew did with all that time in the past and some other stuff, too, like you do. Robin-the-Frog's singing somewhat baffles John with the hair, which makes me wonder where he's been...well, I didn't mean like that, I meant....oh, nevermind. Anyway, Robin-the-frog pounced at Andrew, and Andrew screamed like a girl. Mwa ha ha.
Jeff: Well, he usually does, doesn't he? ...Andrew! We need to watch more films! They had no films in France!
Turtle: Jeff's roommate was gone, but not gone like Jeff and me were, all weekend, so Willow, who was gone like Jeff and me were told him all about what he missed. I'm not certain, but I bet smooching was involved eventually. River was also like Peter in that she was gone, but not angel kidnapping in the past where she might get arrested for truancy gone, but now she's back. Rikku and Reno talk about how things are weird after something happens......they are?...and then she tries to pester him into talking about his feeeeeeelings, or something like that. Andros stares at his locket. Maybe he's practicing for the next things that do crap when you blink? And Isabel send email. Email! I've missed email! Not as much as I missed my boyfriend, though.
Jeff: I really really missed you 'cos there were only French people and I got this cigar, but it's no substitute, is it?
Turtle: So totally not.
TOWN!
Jeff: There's a post office with Annette of the lungs opening it, and Billy is there and finds out he's going to school in Florida next. Cheers! Naomi opens Sparky's, and my big brother Chad opens up his music shop, and his boyfriend comes 'round to talk about getting Chad to meet his father and Chad tells him nobody'll love him as much as Teddy, which is one of those things, you know.
Turtle: One of what things?
Jeff: ...You know. One of those things.
Turtle: ...Oh. Right. Of course....
Jeff: One of those boyfriend things. Kuro and Fai arrive over the causeway! Hi! I'm Jeff! And Jamie opens Turtle and Canary, which is still wrong 'cos I don't see his name anywhere in Turtle & Canary, but Sokka came down for sledgehammer therapy so perhaps he did something about that. Later, though, Jamie's still there to tell Kurogane where he is - welcome to Fandom! - and his white creature wants a Squishie. Hi, creature!
Turtle: .....please, please, please tell me that by 'sledgehammer therapy,' you mean Sokka bought a sledgehammer from Turtle & Canary (still the best prices on the island, by the way!), for theraputic uses elsewhere, and not in my store, because, I swear, I swear, those two will not get off easy like Mister Cable and Mister Deadpool....
Jeff: It mostly just says sledgehammer.
Turtle: I swear to God, that store better be normal when I come in tomorrow, so help me..... Anyway, Miss Aly is at the Perk, looking over notes, which isn't surprising, because Miss Aly knows a lot about a lot of stuff. Trust me. Miss Mizrahi, who I always wonder if she's related to Isaac or not, stops in and Miss Aly invites her to sit and they talk about governments, which is a very good topic, indeed. A new person in town, Mister Flourite -- isn't that the stuff they make you take at the dentist that takes really, really AWFUL?-- shows up at the Perk, too, and gets to meet Miss Aly, and she explains to him about the town and everything. Which probably took a long, long while. Also, Mister Arashi showed up and he and Miss Aly were all "ZOMG YAY YOU'RE BAAAACK!" and hugged a lot, but probably not nearly as much as me and Jeff. Mister Gabriel is sulking at the Church and Mister Yitzhak leaves Luke's Diner a mess, in a terrible display of a lack of business pride. Mary was womanning the Arms Hotel, Mister Scavo --which, I'm sorry, always sounds like those diseases you don't talk about because of where they are -- manned Pizza Planet, and George Michael manned his 'naner stand. Sky came by the latter to apologize for missing his shift... Y'know, you gotta respect that sort of integrity in an employee who still apologizes despite being kidnapped by creepy stone angels and shipped off into God-knows what past.
Jeff: ...I need to talk to breasts. I mean mammaries. I mean-- upper frontal buttocks. I mean-- Mary.
Turtle: *sighs, slight patting sound* You're getting it, Jeff. Slowly, but surely. So, Mister Skywalker gets home and gets a visit from Jaina; he gives her a bunch of baby toy-- WAIT! Baby toys? Is Jaina preg-- Oh. It says 'to deliver.' Gave her baby toys to deliver. Nevermind. *cough* Mister Skywalker also did some repair work on Artoo. G'kar is hungover from celebrating, which does not set a good example, G'kar! And Sheriff Mustang and Miss Aly do things I can't talk about which also does not set a good example. Mister Nast gets a call so that he knows Savannah is all safe and sound, and Xander-my-name-is-cool-because-it-has-an-X and Bridge, quote, "redefine clingy."
...considering how this is the longest that Jeff and I have been more than five inches apart, excluding bathroom breaks, I would be tempted to test that claim.
Jeff: Can't we multi-task on the whole bathroom situation?
Turtle: ...I really don't think that's possible, Jeff, I'm sorry.
Jeff: You don't know until we try!
Turtle: We don't need to try! How about I just guarantee to make up for any lost cuddling and snuggling time usurped by bathroom time with an at least 35% increase rating?
Jeff: 45%.
Turtle: Heck, let's make it a nice, cool, even fifty.
Jeff: I can live with fifty. Fifty's nice, isn't it? It really is cool and even and sort of... fits. ...Fifty.Drinks are green at Caritas! ...the lager, too? Fai is pleased to find the pub. I'd be, too, but I'm not going down to the pub, I've got a girlfriend. Barney wants a green drink, which seems like it should be sort of easy right now, and Sean has green lager, and Faith ... wears a t-shirt... ... ... and Kurogane wants something hard.
Turtle: Good! Notes! Done! We're out of here. We haven't done nearly enough cuddling and snuggling to make up for the last few months that were really only a week.
Jeff: Hasn't your roommate left?
Turtle: Uh-huh.
Jeff: ...Excellent.
*thunk*
*click*
Jeff: TURTLE! *thudding noise* You were gone for five minutes! ... I was gone for five minutes! Don't do that.
Turtle: Oof! I wasn't gone; you were gone. Stupid bathroom. But you're back now, and you're staying back because we're doing radio again. Together! Which is to say, not apart or alone!
Jeff: ...Never again. *whimpers*
Turtle: *another thudding noise*
*pause*
Let's get this done quickly, because I liked pouncing you better when I didn't have the threat of radio equipment digging into my side, Jeff.
SCHOOL!
Jeff: Sam's in the flirtary as he should, except Dean's there, too, and won't go away. At least he doesn't have to make lunch this time. And then Dawn-- ... I'm going to add this to my notes collection. Then Union Hoshi comes 'round to talk about time travel! I've still got a French faucet. Peter comes down for a flirt, which is the natural order of things, and then Meg asked after the time travel bit, too. There's some protective sibling discussion between her and Dean. Have you met Chad? And then Maths class talks about long-term savings! I missed Maths class. A lot. ...They don't have maths in France.
Turtle: ...yes, they do, Jeff.
Jeff: I never saw any. Mostly just toilets.
Turtle: Toilets need maths, though. Everything needs maths.
Jeff: That's what I thought, but it turns out bank toilets are strangely unmathed. World Mythology watches a film about something. I missed films, too. The French mostly just have mimes. Anders is a bit hungover, sorry, mate, Wyatt's cross 'cos Isabel took him to class, and then the film was watched. Billy, who was there and not in another time, then wanted to know how Miss Atreides was. Or her weekend. I don't really want to talk about my weekend, there were a lot of mimes, and then I was on some water, and then I slept a lot.
Turtle: ...and there was no me.
Jeff: That was bad. That was really-- really bad.
Turtle: But, y'know what, Jeff?
Jeff: You're here!
Turtle: Exactly! *thudding, clinging sound* So, Mister Deadpool's Criminal Justice class studied handouts about misdemeanors. Mmmm. Misdemeanors. You know what's not officially a misdemeanor? Truancy. *ahem* Jeff's roommate was wearing his dorky Narnia clothes, too, while TA-ing it up.
In Inventrowhosawhutsit, they had a thrilling time working on their projects. Anders-who-will-always-be-cuter-than-Marco told Bridge, "HEY. Not allowed to go disappeared poof anymore!" which isn't too far off of what Jeff told me, and then Mister Glitch helped Andrew personalize his project. Sokka asks if it's okay if he invents what sounds an awful lot like a toaster, which means Sokka's a lazy inventor, and Rikku challenges Mister Glitch on why they can't invent weapons.
*BIG SIGH*
Because weapons are bad, Rikku! How do people not get that? I don't know. Anyway. Willow was there for great TA justice, and how am I only just today connecting that Peter and Willow both fight for TA justice on Mondays? A couple that TAs together, stays together?
Jeff: Maybe it's just the Mondays part.
Turtle: And Choosing your own Government had naptime. With juice and everything! Why am I not in that class? Anyway, Eve poked at Gwynn a little while they sipped their juice...OMG JUICE...And Karal happens to leave an Evey-sized space when he settles in for his nap. All together now: AWWW.
Jeff: Excellent, Karal. There's offices! Mister Bond has his office hours, and mister Deadpool comes by to talk about not being French. Which is good, 'cos you never know with the French, do you? Then he has his own office hours, and Naked Rikku and Ino check by to see if he made it out of France okay. They're very French there, it's necessary. Mister Cannon and mister Suresh have offices, too, but nothing happens there.
Turtle: And, then, in the offi-- JEFF! WE MISSED THE MOOSE IN THE OFFICE! DAMN IT! IT WOULD FIGURE, wouldn't it?
Jeff: Perhaps he heard about the whole... Canada thing?
Turtle: That moose is just lucky that I was otherwise preoccupied today.
Jeff: We can come back next week! If you still feel like kicking.
Turtle: ...well, not if my options are still going to be between kicking a moose or pouncing you.
Jeff: ...I could handle some pouncing.
*slight scuffling sound, followed by a dull thud*
DORMS!
Jeff: ... ... er, so, er-- Triela writes a report home! About the whole... angels... thing. That was a bit problematic. Romeo -- hi, Romeo! -- and Dojima talk about all the being in France things and all, like him and Reno, too, except Reno fought angels, he wasn't in France. And Teyla comes by-- squirrel, please put that down, it looks a bit... well, you know how women are. More talking about the angels as naked Rikku comes by and there's postcards!
Turtle: Postcards of naked Rikku?!?
Jeff: I think it's mostly naked postcards in general.
Turtle: Oh. Okay. ...Good. Wait! No! Not good! No naked postcards.
Jeff: Okay. Anders and Savannah discuss cupcakes, not postcards, then Eve gets a bit clingy... *momentary noise of glomping* ...Sorry. And Johnny's around and watching. ...You should be careful about that, you know, one minute you're watching, the next there's angels. Or a restraining order. Those are the worst. Chris comes to welcome her back, too, and is all 'well I'm glad you were there with someone you know', like me and Ino!
Turtle: I ran into Sora! Well, not literally, but, you know what I mean. But then I had to leave, because the truancy guy was about to catch me again, and that would have been bad news.
Jeff: Really?
Turtle: Yup! But he was the only one I met in Chicago, and it was only that one time, so I was wondering if maybe it was just the prison food acting up on me.
Jeff: ...You went to prison?!
Turtle: ....YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
Jeff: ...I'm sorry! I can't! I don't! Then Troy and Sky-- I'm not allowed to report that on the radio. Lana doesn't remember Eve, which is a bit harsh, but then John Sheppard comes by to welcome her back. Lana, that is, not Eve, 'cos she got forgotten. And Sam and Lana discuss the whole time thing, which really wasn't quite as bad as the whole France thing.
Turtle: Ino was sitting on the roof tonight, enjoying the view, or something, and Liir comes by and offers her a ride on his broom and snuggles. There's a lot of that going around today. The snuggling. Not so much the broom riding. And, in the second floor common room, Anders was making cupcakes. ...I missed cupcakes? Rea-- Aw, heck, who cares? What I missed them for was so much better than cupcakes, anyway. So, Adah tries the cupcakes and Anders-who-is-cuter-than-Marco-but-not-cuter-than-Jeff-I-don't-care-if-anyone-doesn't-agree-with-that-because-Jeff-is-adorable awaits her judgment on his baking. Oh, please. Anders, you know your cupcakes rock
Jeff: Or mimes...
Turtle: Mimes are creeeeeeeeeeepy. So, Troy missed Anders' cupcakes
Jeff: Can we do that now?
*pause, followed by a clattering, a great big smooching sound, another pause, and then a scuffling like someone getting up*
Turtle: *clears throat* So, anyway, Annette thinks Anders' cupcakes smell yummy
Jeff: Mimes. Definitely mimes.
Turtle: Stop it with the mimes! John with the hair is out on the lawn, notably wearing pants, and reading, or at least looking like he's reading, until Andrew interrupts him and they talk about what Andrew did with all that time in the past and some other stuff, too, like you do. Robin-the-Frog's singing somewhat baffles John with the hair, which makes me wonder where he's been...well, I didn't mean like that, I meant....oh, nevermind. Anyway, Robin-the-frog pounced at Andrew, and Andrew screamed like a girl. Mwa ha ha.
Jeff: Well, he usually does, doesn't he? ...Andrew! We need to watch more films! They had no films in France!
Turtle: Jeff's roommate was gone, but not gone like Jeff and me were, all weekend, so Willow, who was gone like Jeff and me were told him all about what he missed. I'm not certain, but I bet smooching was involved eventually. River was also like Peter in that she was gone, but not angel kidnapping in the past where she might get arrested for truancy gone, but now she's back. Rikku and Reno talk about how things are weird after something happens......they are?...and then she tries to pester him into talking about his feeeeeeelings, or something like that. Andros stares at his locket. Maybe he's practicing for the next things that do crap when you blink? And Isabel send email. Email! I've missed email! Not as much as I missed my boyfriend, though.
Jeff: I really really missed you 'cos there were only French people and I got this cigar, but it's no substitute, is it?
Turtle: So totally not.
TOWN!
Jeff: There's a post office with Annette of the lungs opening it, and Billy is there and finds out he's going to school in Florida next. Cheers! Naomi opens Sparky's, and my big brother Chad opens up his music shop, and his boyfriend comes 'round to talk about getting Chad to meet his father and Chad tells him nobody'll love him as much as Teddy, which is one of those things, you know.
Turtle: One of what things?
Jeff: ...You know. One of those things.
Turtle: ...Oh. Right. Of course....
Jeff: One of those boyfriend things. Kuro and Fai arrive over the causeway! Hi! I'm Jeff! And Jamie opens Turtle and Canary, which is still wrong 'cos I don't see his name anywhere in Turtle & Canary, but Sokka came down for sledgehammer therapy so perhaps he did something about that. Later, though, Jamie's still there to tell Kurogane where he is - welcome to Fandom! - and his white creature wants a Squishie. Hi, creature!
Turtle: .....please, please, please tell me that by 'sledgehammer therapy,' you mean Sokka bought a sledgehammer from Turtle & Canary (still the best prices on the island, by the way!), for theraputic uses elsewhere, and not in my store, because, I swear, I swear, those two will not get off easy like Mister Cable and Mister Deadpool....
Jeff: It mostly just says sledgehammer.
Turtle: I swear to God, that store better be normal when I come in tomorrow, so help me..... Anyway, Miss Aly is at the Perk, looking over notes, which isn't surprising, because Miss Aly knows a lot about a lot of stuff. Trust me. Miss Mizrahi, who I always wonder if she's related to Isaac or not, stops in and Miss Aly invites her to sit and they talk about governments, which is a very good topic, indeed. A new person in town, Mister Flourite -- isn't that the stuff they make you take at the dentist that takes really, really AWFUL?-- shows up at the Perk, too, and gets to meet Miss Aly, and she explains to him about the town and everything. Which probably took a long, long while. Also, Mister Arashi showed up and he and Miss Aly were all "ZOMG YAY YOU'RE BAAAACK!" and hugged a lot, but probably not nearly as much as me and Jeff. Mister Gabriel is sulking at the Church and Mister Yitzhak leaves Luke's Diner a mess, in a terrible display of a lack of business pride. Mary was womanning the Arms Hotel, Mister Scavo --which, I'm sorry, always sounds like those diseases you don't talk about because of where they are -- manned Pizza Planet, and George Michael manned his 'naner stand. Sky came by the latter to apologize for missing his shift... Y'know, you gotta respect that sort of integrity in an employee who still apologizes despite being kidnapped by creepy stone angels and shipped off into God-knows what past.
Jeff: ...I need to talk to breasts. I mean mammaries. I mean-- upper frontal buttocks. I mean-- Mary.
Turtle: *sighs, slight patting sound* You're getting it, Jeff. Slowly, but surely. So, Mister Skywalker gets home and gets a visit from Jaina; he gives her a bunch of baby toy-- WAIT! Baby toys? Is Jaina preg-- Oh. It says 'to deliver.' Gave her baby toys to deliver. Nevermind. *cough* Mister Skywalker also did some repair work on Artoo. G'kar is hungover from celebrating, which does not set a good example, G'kar! And Sheriff Mustang and Miss Aly do things I can't talk about which also does not set a good example. Mister Nast gets a call so that he knows Savannah is all safe and sound, and Xander-my-name-is-cool-because-it-has-an-X and Bridge, quote, "redefine clingy."
...considering how this is the longest that Jeff and I have been more than five inches apart, excluding bathroom breaks, I would be tempted to test that claim.
Jeff: Can't we multi-task on the whole bathroom situation?
Turtle: ...I really don't think that's possible, Jeff, I'm sorry.
Jeff: You don't know until we try!
Turtle: We don't need to try! How about I just guarantee to make up for any lost cuddling and snuggling time usurped by bathroom time with an at least 35% increase rating?
Jeff: 45%.
Turtle: Heck, let's make it a nice, cool, even fifty.
Jeff: I can live with fifty. Fifty's nice, isn't it? It really is cool and even and sort of... fits. ...Fifty.Drinks are green at Caritas! ...the lager, too? Fai is pleased to find the pub. I'd be, too, but I'm not going down to the pub, I've got a girlfriend. Barney wants a green drink, which seems like it should be sort of easy right now, and Sean has green lager, and Faith ... wears a t-shirt... ... ... and Kurogane wants something hard.
Turtle: Good! Notes! Done! We're out of here. We haven't done nearly enough cuddling and snuggling to make up for the last few months that were really only a week.
Jeff: Hasn't your roommate left?
Turtle: Uh-huh.
Jeff: ...Excellent.
*thunk*
*click*