Fandom Radio, Saturday, March 4, 2006

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JOHN: Good evening folks and welcome to this week's edition of Fandom Radio through the eyes of Lee Gideon Adama and John Robert Crichton.
LEE: Dude, did you have to use the middle names?
JOHN: I did. It was either that or I was gonna cover you in bees.
LEE: Dude, what?
JOHN: Hey, we gotta keep the act fresh. Bees next week, folks!
LEE: Seriously, no middle names.
JOHN: You know what would be cool? If your middle name was Megatron. Lee Megatron Adama.
LEE: Dude...that actually does sound kinda cool.

School on Saturday? Surely, You Jest!

LEE: Detention today was attended by Peter Parker Picked a Pack of Pickled Peppers, Paige Matthews, Piper Halliwell, Draco Malfoy, and Lilly Kane. Detention was run by Rory's mom!

JOHN: She has a name, dude.

LEE: Rory's mom is a perfectly fine description for her.

JOHN: You know, Professor Skeeter has kids, man.

LEE: Really? Does she turn them into animals?

JOHN: Dunno. But, I've figured it. Professor Skeeter only turns me into animals because she is substituting me for her long lost children. Me being there brings out her maternal instinct and allows that mothering part of her to come out and take over. Dude, she was actually awww'ing at me last week.

LEE: That's a good thing?

JOHN: Very good thing. Soon, the school will be calling her Grandma Skeeter. It's an affectionate nickname in the making!

LEE: Also, people who are leaving fair Fandom for Spring Break have one last hurrah at the front gates. Safe travels everyone!

Dorm Room With a View

JOHN: Al puppy sat for Walter today.

LEE: John, I think I've figured out the way to a woman's heart.

JOHN: With toast and jelly?

LEE: Well, yes, toast is always in the cards but sweet, little animals always seem to attract women.

JOHN: And men!

LEE:...I'm not gay!

JOHN: Are you a BAMF?

LEE Dude, not gay!

JOHN: Of course you're not because, apparently, Kara and yourself we're playing in an R rated way.

LEE: We were studying!

JOHN: Yeah, studying...each other's skin!

LEE: Idiot.

JOHN: Gideon!

Aeryn was in the gym today. She was visited by Cameron and Molly. Yeah.

LEE: What's wrong there, John?

JOHN: Indigestion.

LEE: Need a bathroom break?

JOHN: Nope. Hand me a Tums though.

LEE: Edward is, apparently, hiding on the roof. So, everyone, go visit Ed on the roof!

JOHN: Izzy is like a wind up toy today in that she's all over the dorms, getting stuff done. First, she put up posters for the upcoming Baltimore trip. She was also in the first floor lobby to chat with Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater.

LEE: Anders, in his quest for World Cupcake Domination, is making more cupcakes. Bridge, who Rory and Jaye think is cute, comes to visit.

JOHN: Macbeth is...doing something about his timeline. I'm not entirely sure. Can I just make something up? Okay, today, Macbeth was dancing a jig in a kilt! Victor gets a gift and I got some bad news when Veronica stopped by and told me Angel was sick.

LEE: Angel's sick?

JOHN: Yeah, he's sick. I don't think it was a tire.

LEE: Dude, are you on drugs?

JOHN: No, I'm not. Just say no to drugs, kids! Also, when you got out at night, be safe and be careful.

Takin You Downtown!

JOHN: Lana and Phoebe make with the small talk down on the rocks. Hey Phoebe? Congrats on the being back together with Bel, the real Bel, thing!

LEE: The monochromatic madam opens up the Sin. GOB promptly comes to visit.

JOHN: GOB? Dude, he sounds like a peanut.

LEE: How do you think he tastes?

JOHN: Dude. You can think about that little fantasy and I'll be over here eating more Tums.

LEE: That absolute teddy bear of love, Tex opens up Blood Gulch Arms for the Gun Club.

JOHN: Yeah, she's about as sweet as a root canal.

LEE: Well, she's...trying?

JOHN: I think I wanna cover her in bees under the pale moonlight.

Orlin visits the park. No one visits Orlin.

LEE: Imaginary friends, dude. That's the way to make sure you are never without a friend.

JOHN: You have an imaginary friend?

LEE: Yep. Name's Pierre LaFontaine. You have one?

JOHN: Um...dammit. Yeah. Larry the Ice Cream Guy.

Cafe Fina is open yay! Molly heads to Jeff, God of Biscuits and meets up with Blair and there is much cuteness.

LEE: Why aren't we that cute anymore?

JOHN: Because you've stopped shaving your legs.

LEE: I'm a guy!

JOHN: Shave your legs and we'll talk about being cute again.

LEE: Caritas is open and, like a moth to the flame, Orlin visits.

JOHN: Guess he didn't take the imaginary friend advice.

LEE: Too bad. He'll regret it eventually.

JOHN: And, proving that not having imaginary friends drives you to go EVERYWHERE in town, Orlin also visits Empire Records and Bidet and chats with Lucas.

LEE: Down at the clinic, Veronica, that sassy blonde, brings clothing for Angel and Callisto and then frets at Dr. Not-Bel.

JOHN: Veronica brought Callisto some of Aeryn's clothes.

LEE: Who gave Veronica Aeryn's clothes?

JOHN: I did.

LEE:...why do you have Aeryn's clothes?

JOHN: Because, um, they're comfortable.

LEE: You've been wearing them?

JOHN: NO!

LEE: Sure, dude. Whatever.

Angel's still not feeling well that evening and CJ swings by the clinic.

LEE: And that's all we have for tonight fine folks. Hope to see you again soon!
JOHN: You wanna see all of them again?
LEE: Of course, John, everyone is very nice here in Fandom.
JOHN: Would they all fit in your bed?
LEE: I...what?
JOHN: Party in Lee's bed in three hours! Bring your own pillow! Night!