Fandom Radio :: Monday, March 3rd.

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Jeff: Hello, Fandom! I've got a hat! And a girlfriend!

Turtle: It's nice to be back. I would say that it's nice to be back with the knowledge of staying for a bit before shipping off to another country again, but that's only cursing myself. So I won't. I will say that being International is exhausting, and I'm very back to be back in Fandom, in the good ol' studio with my boyfriend and partner and crime and his awesome hat. Mexico was much lamer without him. It's just a fact. Oh! Also, I'm glad to see by glimpsing the notes that my shoes weren't the only ones talking today. They're not right now; I actually bothered lacing them up tightly today and that seemed to shut them up, but, seriously, it's like Fandom's trying to remind all of us that went to Mexico that's still weird.

Jeff: Mine are in the closet, talking to the mirror. I'm not certain why. I figured it was best if I left them 'lone.

Turtle: I agree with that one. So, let's get to these notes, eh? Before my shoes start to want to read them.

Jeff: Did you just say 'eh'?

Turtle: ...No. *cough*



SCHOOL: Back in Session

Jeff: Sam opens the flirtary. Again. Then Dean brings him lunch, again, and Peter Petrelli comes by for his usual flirt. The Mexican edition! I'm really glad you're back, Turtle.

Turtle: I'm glad I'm back, too. I don't care what everyone else say, Mexico was boring. There was no work to do there. And no boyfriend.

Jeff: I had a plant. It's called Tab. But plants are no substitute, are they? They're not really much for conversation.

Turtle: Why did you name your plant after a crappy soda?

Jeff: It's not-- I mean. It's you! I mean. It's a plant.

Turtle: ...What? Oh, nevermind. You can explain later. So, Mister Deadpool's Criminal Justice class watched a TV show today, probably because everyone's still either in Mexico-Land in their heads or too busy arguing with their shoes to pay attention to being Law Abiding Citizens. Everyone watched, except Michael, of course, because he's a terrible student that passes notes in class to people like Ino and Isabel. Choosing your Own Government did the movie thing, too, since Miss mal Doran couldn't make it and TA Evey ran class. Most everyone watched or pretended to or slept, like you do, except for John with the Hair, who was too distracted by the Karal Horse. Evey was very smart and correctly identified the Karal Horse as Not Trenor, before working her way up to figuring it out that it's Karal. Inventronowhosawhutsits were much better students. They all listened to Mister Glitch, or, well, put last minute touches on their project designs before showing them off. Willow did her wonderful TA'ing and Liir apologized to her about being mean to her about maaaaagic. There was a bunny involved, though, which, really? If you're going to apologize to a girl, bringing a bunny along is a pretty excellent idea. Also, so is being really sorry.

Jeff: Saying sorry does take to tend the edge of things. You've just got to get past the 'so'. Sometimes I get stuck on a 'so' and it doesn't really go anywhere, 'cos really, what can you do with a 'so'? Then Maths class, best class ever, has midterms! I did my forms and my midterm and it was excellent!

Turtle: You did well then?

Jeff: I think so, yeah.

Turtle: Yay! *slight glomping-esque sound*

Jeff: ... excellent. Then World Mythology talks about the theatre, and Michael and Teddy have to act. Oh god. Are you two all right? Did you blurt anything? Did you picture anyone naked?! Teddy's my brother's boyfriend, Turtle, what if he's developed an issue?!

Turtle: If he dates Chad, he's got bigger issues to worry about than that, I'd think.

Jeff: Don't say that.

Turtle: It was a joke! Really. Get it? Bigger? 'Cause it's Chad?

Jeff: I'm just saying he's my brother, I've got to back him up. Namine and Valentine also aren't pleased, while Anders and Isabel are very pleased. Because they're not on the stage and seriously, are you two all right? Oh my god. Aly comes by to watch, which gives them even more of an audience, I have nightmares like this. And then-- oh my god. I can't even talk about it! At least Michael gets a mask! They won't even give Valentine a hat! You can borrow mine, it's from Mexico!

There's scenes about banquets and Valentine-- oh my god. I knew the theatre killed people! Maiming! Oh my god. And then Valentine comes back! And then there's-- well, there's Billy.

Turtle: ....you gonna be okay there, Jeff?

Jeff: I'm... I'm-- no.

Turtle: Okay. Here. Some water. Take a breath and I'll get the next chunk of notes, okay? There are still no mooses in the office. Thank. Goodness. Mister Bond has his office hours after seducing his shoes, which is just....weird. Not to say that I'm against human-footwear relationships, of course. Whatever floats your boat, but it gives a whole new perspective on slipping someone the tongue that I have trouble thinking about. Seriously. Mister Sureth's shoes were reading in his office, which is a human-footwear relationship I support much more, I must admit. Principle Washburn is really digging her new retro-disco office decor, really, and Ino stops in to ask about other redecorations, ones around campus involving flowers and Ooooooooooh! That'd be so pretty! Which will be needed, after all, with the disco office. But, even without flowers, Mister Winchester offered to share his office if Principal Washburn got sick of hers.

DORMS: No longer empty.

Turtle: This morning, in the fifth floor common room, Kabuto was making omelettes and tea. This makes Sokka very happy, because, apparently, eggs are almost like meat. Sokka is weird. But that's not news. Neither is that they talked about classes, but yet here it is, on the notes anyway. Go figure. Then, later, Adam is enjoying the view from the roof, although, shockingly, apparently, he's not emo. Maybe his shoes were nice to him. There's also a big floaty ball of light who is apparently Sky that talked to him. Huh. I realize that I've been going here long enough that I shouldn't be surprised, but there you have it. Robin shows up with his banjo. He talks with Adam about Disney World and Ball of Light Sky say hi and Robin introduces himself and Sky explains that the whole light look isn't his usual look.

Jeff: It's important to make these things clear! Mel's in her room and Sokka comes by to talk about his thinking shoes. I hope they're clever. Then Leer's all worried 'cos she's watching the telly. What, did she hit gay porn or something? Jaina gets mocked over her family by John Sheppard which is a bit mean, I mean, we can't all choose our family or anything. Annette gets her shoes to stop talking by being threatening at them. I tried that, but mine just sort of... linger.

Turtle: Mine were very informative of the market. I was very impressed with them. I think our shoes are reflective shoes, of our own personalities, Jeff. Which means I like your shoes.

Jeff: That might explain why they were digging through the floor for a bit... I think my shoes like yours too. Liz unpacks and apparently didn't have to deal with unruly shoes. Naked Rikku's writing a letter but then Billy comes by. I hope she wasn't naked for that. And Sokka asks her about her shoes. Really, you should just leave them in a cupboard until they get over it, it's the only way. Then Leer naps with his bunny who's a boyfriend!

Turtle:...As I said earlier about Mister Bond and his shoes, whatever floats your boat. *ahem* There's a horse in Karal's bed today; we're going to assume that it's Karal rather than assume untoward things about Karal's fondness for horses. Aravis thought it was Seely at first before realizing that it is, in fact, Karal. I won't assume anything about what this says about Aravis, either. One shouldn't assume, after all. Also, Karal, you are terrible at keeping yourself out of trouble, really. Sokka compromised with his boots, and, I have to admit, I'm pretty proud of him for succeeding, and Rodney is Not Happy to find out about the shoe situation. Hoshi's shoes were a bit more agreeable, but still Not Happy that her dog chews on them. Probably because Hoshi's shoes realize it could be worse. They could be Jeff's shoes. And have to answer to Nana. Naminé's shoes....why are everyone's shoes so talkative? Seriously. How much could a shoe have to say? Anyway, they give her fashion advice and are really not very nice shoes at all, and has to explain to Valentine about the argument. Sokka also dropped in to talk to Naminé about Mexico....and, really, he did have the best roommates there...and about how his boots are in LUUUUUUURVE. I'm assuming with each other, and not him. Because boots can't be crazy. Can they?

Jeff: You don't know that. They might... ... seperate.

Turtle: Separate from what?

Jeff: Themselves?

Turtle:...Right. Obviously. Anyway, Reno's shoes are also rude and teeeeeaaase him, probably about his hair, and Sokka's boots, which were apparently made for walking, show up, with Sokka, of course, and Reno takes out his own insecurities, wrought from his mean shoes, out on Sokka by making fun of him to make himself feel better. Yup. But, really, Reno, you should try a harder target. Brooke's shoes tried to walk off without her. Again, mean. Jack's shoes insulted him too. Mean. Mean. Mean. Everyone has such mean shoes.

TOWN: Which was here all along.

Jeff: Reno is in a bit of a mood at the gym. Then Faith is unimpressed by his stickhandling skills and that's really sort of a bad thing especially if you haven't got large sticks. Then George Michael of the bananas opens his banana stand and Sky comes by to tell him he can't work 'cos he's a sparkly ball of light. Tough luck, I can understand what that must feel like, it's hard enough with hands, isn't it? And people will be staring at your hair and what if you glow too brightly?

Turtle: I don't think balls of light technically have hair, Jeff. I've never been one, though, so I can't really say.

Jeff: They have sort of glowy bits, though, I imagine. Then there's the opening! Chad at the music store and Yeehzak at Luke's and Breasts at the Arms, and Sereh-geel at the bookstore, and Tom with the pizza and Romeo with the clothes. And then Makoto has coffee. Which I'm still not allowed.

Turtle: I don't see why you'd want it anyway. Blech. Lucas is counting balls over at the Wonders of the World, and Alex is working at the Magic Box. Mister Gabriel and his cat had a staring contest at the church, and Jamie had chicken on sale at Turlte & Canary....I hope that wasn't because it was going bad! It shouldn't, but, I mean, I was in Mexico for a while, so who knows what has been going on in my absence.

Jeff: Fish.

Turtle: What? Uh, sure. Anyway, Naomi opened Sparky's today, and Annette opened the Post Office. Ino stopped in there, and she and Annette boggled and giggled about their shoes. Seriously, could you two be any girlier? Mister Cable opened the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, and he actually makes a joke. See, now this is news! Anyway, besides the joke, he talked with Ino about tethers being good for dogs and the difference between pacifism and wanting peace. Michael also showed up to chat old Jokey Mister Cable up, and Ino got some use out of the mediation Center part of the Wellspring Arms. And, over at Caritas, Mister Jolee is doing inventory, which is very important.

Jeff: Then there's... nurses... and Katara later but she's not a nurse. And mister Cannon has a hangover! Juli shuts up her shoes with some piano. Mine've been very quiet. Just something about crisps earlier. And I think one of them stole one of my magazines... like the boot that ran away from Gaspode.And Breast's shoes are angry and need apologizing 'cos she didn't go out, and then George Michael comes by to boggle for a bit. At least it's not fish.

Turtle: There's fish again! What's wrong with fish?

*beat*

Wait. Never mind. Better question, after considering that I was gone for a few days, is, do I want to know?

Jeff: I had a rain of fish in my bedroom, it went on for a bit, but Karal's cat ate them all.

Turtle: ...Good to know this place didn't change in the slightest while I was gone. That sort of consistent randomness is comforting in a world full of much more unpredictable chaos.

Jeff: I also showered a lot. *pause* Because of the fish.

Turtle: If that was the case, I assure you, Jeff, I'm very grateful. I don't think I'd be quite as keen on all that hugging if you hadn't.

Jeff: I wouldn't want to scent anything, people might notice.



Turtle: If not people, then definitely the shoes. Meanwhile, Jeff, we're done with all our notes this week, so I'd say that's a wrap.

Jeff: ...What are you doing taking off your shoes? Are they all right?

Turtle: Yeah, they're fine. They just want to say something before we sign off. They've been looking forward to it all day, and I love these sneakers, so I had to let them. Hold on.

...There.

*pause*

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Turtle: ....Thank you, shoes!

Jeff: What the shoes said! Say goodnight to my socks if they wake up in the morning! ...oh my god.

Turtle: ...You're gonna need to stay over in my room tonight, now, aren't you?

Jeff: ...yes.

Turtle: Thought so. G'nite, Fandom! And have a prosperous tomorrow!